Is the school security guard a M boss? !

"Ah? Don't be like this. How can you only have a little favorability with me? How can we become good brothers if you are like this?" Du Mo expressed his frustration.

"Who wants to be your brother?" Lu Xinghe squinted at him. "Don't have this kind of spring and autumn dream."

"Why is it a dream? I'm not sleeping." After retorting, Du Mo put his chin on his hand and said, "Xinghe, I really want to be your brother, do you want to? I'm very capable, I can eat and sleep You can fight, you can skip class, you can sleep with you, you can be your little follower, you can be your backstage, as long as you nod, you can take it home."

"Don't think of yourself so capable," Lu Xinghe wrinkled his nose, "And you are not an advantage at all, even if it is an advantage, I will not be brothers with you."

"Why?" Du Mo was injured.

"Because you are too shameless." Lu Xinghe sighed from the bottom of his heart.

"Is there?" Du Mo didn't realize it, "I rub more than 3000 yuan of skin care products on my face every day, why am I shameless?"

"What I said is shameless, it doesn't mean what you understand." Seeing that Du Mo was pretending to be stupid, the corner of Lu Xinghe's mouth curled down, and he didn't even bother to talk to him.

"Why don't you mean the same thing? It's obvious that they can be generalized." Du Mo pretended, "Your reason is not valid. If you don't have other reasons, then you can't refuse me."

"It's also because you're gay." After Lu Xinghe finished speaking, he always felt a strange sensation on his lips, and scratched his lips with his teeth in annoyance.

"What's wrong with being gay? Xinghe, I found out that you discriminate against gays? You can't do this, let me tell you, in this kind of society where gays are everywhere, if you go out without me, you will be beaten." Du Silently said with a long heart.

"No, I don't have any feelings for gays. I just say that because it's easy to get gay in gays when there are gays around." Lu Xinghe said, looking straight at Du Mo, as if saying, look, the so-called gays gay gas.

"What do you mean?" Du Mo smiled into crescents, leaned close to Lu Xinghe, and said word by word, "Afraid of being bent by me?"

"Bend your sister." Lu Xinghe picked up the water glass on the table and gave him a broken glass.

"It hurts, it hurts." The glass didn't break, and Du Mo felt that his face was about to shatter. "I'm just kidding, Xinghe, why are you treating me like this? I have pity on my face, which is priced at more than 3000 a day, and I was almost beaten by you." After sighing, Du Mo honestly sat down and turned to Lu Xinghe, " Xinghe, if you don’t want to be friends with me because I’m gay, then you can rest assured that I’m not at all…” Halfway through the conversation, a professional waiter came with the meal and interrupted, “Your meal , Excuse me, whose one has no green pepper?"

"Mine, mine." Du Mo stopped the conversation and took the rice bowl from the waiter.Lu Xinghe took it, then glanced at Du Mo out of the corner of his eye and laughed, "Du Mo, you found that you are a complete weirdo, it's okay to do weird things, but you eat green peppers and shredded pork without green peppers, then you still order it." What are you doing with shredded pork with green peppers? Why don’t you just order shredded pork? It’s been a long time.”

"That's different. If you order shredded pork directly, it doesn't taste like green pepper. If you don't eat pure meat, you can only do this." Du Mo pulled out a pair of chopsticks and opened it.

"You eat green peppers and don't put shredded pork, and I have half a dime to do with it?" Lu Xinghe gave him a blank look.