Is the school security guard a M boss? !
Chapter 3 The Mentally Retarded Home
"It's not that exaggerated," Du Mo was about to admire the brains of these melon-eating people, and he took off his pants and beat him up?If he took off his pants, he could still beat up Lu Xinghe fatly?Didn't you just fuck him and let him beg for mercy?wait he's straight. "Cough cough." Realizing that he wanted to run away, Du Mo coughed to conceal himself, and continued lazily, "I just think he disturbed the order of the campus and prevented him from proposing marriage."
"Really?" Yang Yun's eyes dimmed, then lit up again, blinding his eyes, "Brother Du, you are so powerful, this Lu Xinghe has been working for tigers for so many years, and you have subdued them in one fell swoop. You are really Mingheng Middle School!" If you were born in the past few years, you must be a hero who walks the world with a sword..." Yang dizzy said "huh heh heh", Du Mo glanced at him helplessly and said, "I I didn't subdue him, I just said a few words, don't think of me..." Halfway through the speech, he realized that Yang Yun wasn't listening at all, Du Mo chose to give up explaining, shook his head helplessly, turned and walked out the door.
"Brother Du, let me tell you, you are the most awesome person I have ever met in my life, young but promising..." Yang Yun was still talking happily, when he looked up, he saw that Du Mo had long since disappeared. He quickly chased after him and asked, "Brother Du, I haven't finished talking yet, where are you going?"
"Toilet." Du Mo put his hands in his pockets and turned his head to the side of the road, signaling that he could leave.
"Why do you go to the toilet?" Yang Yun obviously couldn't understand this kind of action that required brainpower to understand.
"What do you think you can do by going to the toilet?" Du Mo stopped and asked lazily with half-closed eyes.
"There are many things you can do in the toilet, such as dating, falling in love, eating sweets..." This is a very serious question, but Yang Yun answered it in a serious manner. Du Mo was completely speechless. After a long time, he said , "It's fine to have a date. Who do you think would do such a stupid thing as falling in love and eating candy in the toilet, it's not mentally retarded."
"I did it when I was a child. In order to prevent my dad from finding out that I was eating sweets, I secretly went to the toilet to eat them." Yang Yun was obviously a fool, and answered bluntly and stupidly.
Du Mo: You go, I don't know such a sheep like you.
When he came to the toilet, he was stared at because he had a cleanliness and could not go to the toilet. Du Mo couldn't help but complain, "Whoever falls in love in the toilet is mentally handicapped. Go home and let the mentally retarded fuck you!" open the door..."
Just halfway through, I heard a ghostly scream of a baby voice coming from the toilet (Author: purely gay perspective) "Xinghe."
"Fuck, are you really mentally handicapped?" Du Mo complained, tightened his pants, turned around and was about to leave, when he heard a familiar voice, raised his eyebrows slightly, and leaned against the toilet wall to listen. up.
"Just say something, don't call me." Zhang Qingyue called him so goosebumps, Lu Xinghe trembled again and again, he flattened his school uniform with his hands and went straight.
"Xinghe, why do you treat me like this?" Zhang Qingyue frowned and pouted when she heard the beautiful face. The look of seeing You Lian was really soft. He didn't feel much, and said lightly with a mocking and flattering smile on his mouth, "What's wrong with me? Zhang Qingyue, you only threaten me all day long, and you expect me to treat you like a gentle man? If you have anything to say, I’m still busy studying.”
"Really?" Yang Yun's eyes dimmed, then lit up again, blinding his eyes, "Brother Du, you are so powerful, this Lu Xinghe has been working for tigers for so many years, and you have subdued them in one fell swoop. You are really Mingheng Middle School!" If you were born in the past few years, you must be a hero who walks the world with a sword..." Yang dizzy said "huh heh heh", Du Mo glanced at him helplessly and said, "I I didn't subdue him, I just said a few words, don't think of me..." Halfway through the speech, he realized that Yang Yun wasn't listening at all, Du Mo chose to give up explaining, shook his head helplessly, turned and walked out the door.
"Brother Du, let me tell you, you are the most awesome person I have ever met in my life, young but promising..." Yang Yun was still talking happily, when he looked up, he saw that Du Mo had long since disappeared. He quickly chased after him and asked, "Brother Du, I haven't finished talking yet, where are you going?"
"Toilet." Du Mo put his hands in his pockets and turned his head to the side of the road, signaling that he could leave.
"Why do you go to the toilet?" Yang Yun obviously couldn't understand this kind of action that required brainpower to understand.
"What do you think you can do by going to the toilet?" Du Mo stopped and asked lazily with half-closed eyes.
"There are many things you can do in the toilet, such as dating, falling in love, eating sweets..." This is a very serious question, but Yang Yun answered it in a serious manner. Du Mo was completely speechless. After a long time, he said , "It's fine to have a date. Who do you think would do such a stupid thing as falling in love and eating candy in the toilet, it's not mentally retarded."
"I did it when I was a child. In order to prevent my dad from finding out that I was eating sweets, I secretly went to the toilet to eat them." Yang Yun was obviously a fool, and answered bluntly and stupidly.
Du Mo: You go, I don't know such a sheep like you.
When he came to the toilet, he was stared at because he had a cleanliness and could not go to the toilet. Du Mo couldn't help but complain, "Whoever falls in love in the toilet is mentally handicapped. Go home and let the mentally retarded fuck you!" open the door..."
Just halfway through, I heard a ghostly scream of a baby voice coming from the toilet (Author: purely gay perspective) "Xinghe."
"Fuck, are you really mentally handicapped?" Du Mo complained, tightened his pants, turned around and was about to leave, when he heard a familiar voice, raised his eyebrows slightly, and leaned against the toilet wall to listen. up.
"Just say something, don't call me." Zhang Qingyue called him so goosebumps, Lu Xinghe trembled again and again, he flattened his school uniform with his hands and went straight.
"Xinghe, why do you treat me like this?" Zhang Qingyue frowned and pouted when she heard the beautiful face. The look of seeing You Lian was really soft. He didn't feel much, and said lightly with a mocking and flattering smile on his mouth, "What's wrong with me? Zhang Qingyue, you only threaten me all day long, and you expect me to treat you like a gentle man? If you have anything to say, I’m still busy studying.”
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