[Psychic Detective Yakumo] One hundred ways to tease cats

I didn't think about it, let's just let it go. "

Marilyn was basking in the sunset on the table, meowing lazily.

We didn't talk for a while, enjoying the quiet atmosphere.

Then I said, "It's getting late."

"Yeah." Yakumo nodded.

I stood up, "Then, I take my leave."

Just like when we first met, I held the doorknob, turned my head and said with a smile: "Hey, Yakumo,"

"What?" Yakumo looked up at me.

"I'm going away for a while now...so don't miss me too much." I smiled.

"Who would miss you... Go early and come back early." Yakumo propped his chin and turned his face unnaturally, and added a sentence at the end dissatisfied.

There are still changes.I thought contentedly.

sex turn

Haruka Brave was taught from an early age to overthrow Yakumo the Great Demon King.

Yakumo the Great Demon King lives in the deep mountains where no one can find him.

But Haruka has his brave little friend Marilyn!Marilyn can take Haruka to find the Great Demon King.

That's right, Haruka is a pretty boy who everyone loves. Ever since he grew up, many girls in the neighborhood have been winking at him from time to time.

But the good boy Haruka ignored all these winks, because he was the one who was going to find the devil, and he couldn't be distracted by anything before he found the devil. Yes, he was the devil's man!

Huh, that seems a bit wrong.Just when Haruka was holding her chin and thinking, time flew by, and before she knew it, Haruka had practiced a good martial art capable of overthrowing the Great Demon King!He felt it was time for Marilyn to lead the way.

It is said that the reason Yakumo the Great Demon King is the Great Demon King is because he has eyes that are different from ordinary people, and there is also a weapon that cannot see the shape!Haruka made a lot of preparations to beware of this weapon.

He was dressed in commoner clothes and happily set off on the road with a few packs of dry food.

On the way, she met the flying car princess and the fast miss... They all discouraged Haruka from going to the big devil without exception.But in the face of so many dangers, Haruka did not waver in the slightest!

"I'm from the Demon King." He said to the girls with a deep expression.

Then he watched those girls run away crying, and couldn't help but fell into deep doubts.

A brave man is a person who was born because of the Demon King and died to [defeat] the Demon King.He thought, did I omit a little too much?

Having said that, the brave Haruka was only confused for a while, and then followed Marilyn on the road again.

Then they came to a completely dark castle.

"Marilyn, is the castle here?" Haruka asked.

"Oh no," Marilyn said disdainfully, "The devil is behind the castle."

Then the brave Haruka came to the back of the castle, and she found behind it a...a simple cabin.

The demon king, who was wearing a white shirt and jeans, turned her face when she heard the movement.

The devil turned out to be a girl! ! ! ! ! !Haruka was stunned. He picked up Marilyn and asked, "Isn't the devil a man?"

"Ahem, the little one doesn't know..." Marilyn was shaken out of breath, and it said with difficulty.

"Is there a problem with me being a younger sister?" the Demon King said angrily.

"Master said, you can't hit women." The brave Haruka said honestly.

"Oh?" The Demon King raised his eyebrows, "I didn't know that the farmer who rushed in recklessly would listen to other people's teachings. By the way... [The word NN is omitted below"

"It turns out that the Demon King's weapon is the Zuidun." Haruka complained to his cat.

"So what are you going to do?" asked his cat, Marilyn.

"Well, although IQ has gone down..." the brave Haruka thought for a while with his dull head, "Yes."

He walked up to the chattering demon king, held the demon king's little face in his hands, and kissed him, "Master said, when women are making noise, it's fine as long as it's like this."

"You, you, you!" The demon king wiped his lips in embarrassment, and accidentally revealed another eye that was different from others.

"What beautiful eyes." Haruka pointed at the Demon King and said blankly.

"Really... really stupid." The devil blushed.

"Yakumo," Haruka caressed her lips thoughtfully, and said, "I felt good just now, let's do it again."

The brave Haruka's journey to conquer the Demon King has come to an end.

Marilyn

Cough cough, I am a cat named Marilyn, and I am from the Republic of America on the other side of the ocean.

My generation is a stray cat wandering the streets of the United States. When I was digging through the garbage looking for dinner for the day, my fate as a stray cat took a turn.

It is said that my ancestor was a Persian cat with noble blood. The direct proof lies in my bicolor eyes. It is said that it is because of this that she fell in love with me.

Then, she gave me to my little master.

Thank God, I have similar eyes with him, but I have completely different personalities.

Tsk tsk, it's really a disadvantage for her with a personality like the little master's. Every time I see them bickering, I really want to turn my head away and don't want to admit that it's my little master.

By the way, on the day when we were just given to the little master by her, the little master didn't seem to care, but as soon as she left, she immediately started to look me up and down, and even kicked my hind legs - really Is it tolerable or unbearable!But for her sake, I should have endured this kind of humiliation, alas, I am such a magnanimous cat.

The little master always thought that no one would know her feelings, but on the first day we came here, we already saw the little master's feelings for her. Cats are very sensitive animals to human emotions. Little master see Her eyes are completely different from the eyes of others!

How lucky to be such a gossip cat owner.

You ask who is she?

Oh, she is the goddess that my little master and I agree with j□j!It is the angel who rescued us from the starving and cold streets of America!

Where did the angel go, you ask?

She...hasn't been here for a long time. _(:з」∠)_

The autumn sun is warm, reflecting on the face of the little master propping up his chin and wandering.I jumped in front of him and swept his hand with my tail.

He immediately came back to his senses, his eyes instantly became extremely scary, "That bastard—" He cursed in a low voice, hugged me in his arms and stroked my hair, I was very comfortable to be touched by him, the little master usually likes it the most Holding me in a daze like this.

One night not long ago, the little master came back suddenly and hugged me tightly, as if he was holding back the feeling that something was about to blow out.

As cats, they don't understand the complex emotions of humans, but we know how to appease human emotions.

Thanks to our soft fur, the little master gradually calmed down, and he sighed, "Marilyn...if she is really not the person I always thought...what should I do?"

Is something wrong with her?I rubbed the little master's face, the atmosphere around the little master made me, a cat, a little unbearable.

Come on, angel, I called out in my heart.

But the angel didn't come. According to the little master's narration, I know that the angel went to the elementary school for an internship.

Tsk tsk, I looked at the little master who seemed to be careless but was actually sharpening his claws silently, and lit a candle for the angel in my heart.

That day came soon, and we were shocked by the vindictiveness emanating from the little master, tsk tsk, the angel might be in trouble.I decided to play it by ear.but--

Cat instinct is really, really!

I'm sorry, little master, angel, I'm snuggling comfortably in the angel's arms, enjoying the angel's first-class caress, ah, so comfortable... murderous!I recovered from the comfortable feeling in time, and saw that the little master's claws were stretching towards me.We made a decisive decision and jumped directly onto his head, and then jumped from the head to a high altitude safety zone, then sat down and licked the hair on the paws.

Hmph, my cat skills are first-rate meow!

Then I saw that because of me, the little master and she fell together. Under such an impact, the little master still didn't forget to put his hand on the back of her head, tsk tsk, she really is an infatuated kind like me.

Looking at the two people in the stalemate, I decided to help them again, so I... made a decisive move.

My generation also did a good deed today, meow.I thought lazily in the sunshine.

My mind was pulled back to the present again, ignoring the calling in my heart, she hadn’t come back for a long, long time, I walked up and down anxiously in front of the little master, trying to get his attention, I am a cat and can’t speak human words, but You can do it, haven't you kept the phone number she gave you all the time?

"Don't dangle around," the little master chased me away impatiently, looking at the mobile phone I took out of the refrigerator, his eyes suddenly became scary, "What do you mean, let me take the initiative to find her ?"

"Meow~" I couldn't speak human words, so I could only meow a long time and wagged my tail.

The little master looked at the phone for a long time, picked it up with a struggling face, and pressed the call button pretending not to care.

then……

It was a male voice who answered the phone? !

That male voice actually spoke the language of my hometown!The little master looked at the mobile phone in his hand with a tangled face, couldn't he understand?Ahh, I'm so anxious, although I can understand but I can't speak, I'm a cat!

The male voice said, "Ah, is this Ozawa's friend? She doesn't have her mobile phone now. You can call me later. Hey friend, are you listening to me? Hey, is there anyone over there?"

The little master decisively pressed the phone.