Occasional ABO

At the end of August, Bai Zhijing got No.8 in the end-of-course exam, and the cram school gave him a certificate. He was so beautiful, holding a piece of red paper was like holding an imperial decree, and he couldn't even eat. He didn't put it down, spread out the award certificate and put it on his lap. Xu Xu joked that he almost took a big loudspeaker and shouted "Fengtian Chengyun Emperor's Edict" all over the world.

"What do you know?" Bai Zhijing rolled his eyes at him, "Do you understand what honor is?"

At this point, Bai Zhijing deliberately paused, shook the red certificate, and continued to whisper: "This—is honor!"

Ying Yingzi groaned: "Isn't it just a piece of torn paper? Is it inlaid with gold or what?"

"Little girl, don't express your humble opinion if you don't understand anything, it's embarrassing," Bai Zhijing raised his legs, shook his feet, and asked with a playful smile, "I see, you are just jealous of me, this piece of paper Do you have it? Do you have it?"

"What's wrong with me, the piles under my brother's bed can be as high as a three-story building!" Ying Yingzi stared in disbelief, "What are you so proud of!"

"Your brother is your brother, you are you," Bai Zhijing smiled cheaply, showing his big white teeth, "I just want to ask you, is there any certificate with the name 'Ying Yingzi' written on it?" ?”

Ying Yingzi hummed, put down her chopsticks, got up and left.

Xu promised to watch the two children quarreling with great interest, and ate a big bowl of white rice, and asked Ying Yingzi: "I haven't finished my meal, where are you going?"

"Don't eat," Ying Yingzi slammed the door, "I'm full!"

"Your sister can't do it." Bai Zhijing, as the chief culprit who made the little girl full, not only did not reflect on himself, but also complacent, "I'm too jealous, too strong, I'm not happy to see me get a certificate, if Excellence is also a crime, so I have already been sentenced to life imprisonment..."

"Very well." Xu Xu applauded, nodded and smiled, "It's rare to see such an outstanding young man like you now."

Bai Zhijing was very satisfied, expressing that he was full, he held up the certificate piously, and stood up.

"What are you doing?" Xu Xu frowned, and jokingly said, "Walking around the streets with the imperial decree?"

Bai Zhijing smiled, and the corners of his lips curled up just right to show a bit shy and shy: "Shouldn't I show an outstanding young man like me to everyone?"

So within half an hour, the whole Old Jiang Hutong knew the good news that Bai Zhijing was in the top ten in the cram school and got a certificate.

Sanmao and Daming were riding scooters in the alley, and happened to meet the promise of taking out the garbage. Sanmao asked, "Brother Xu, my grandfather said that Brother Jing'er won the award."

Xu Xu smiled and said, "Yes, Brother Jing Er is amazing."

Daming was short-sighted, and he followed the promise and said, "Then my grandfather still said, brother Jing'er has already been in the first year of high school, so why do you still need to study for a year in the first year of high school? Brother Jing'er has been repeated! Only poor children It's just a grade!"

Xu promised to throw all the garbage into the kitchen waste bin, took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped his hands, bent slightly, and said to Daming, "Brother Jinger is not a bad kid, and Brother Jinger didn't repeat a grade."

"What's that?" Sanmao sipped a strawberry-flavored pink lollipop and blinked.

"Brother Jinger wants to fight monsters." Xu Xu rubbed the hair of the two little kids, smiling gently and softly, "There is a very powerful monster in the first grade of high school. Brother Jinger wants to defeat this monster. Read a year of high school."

"Then Brother Jing'er's certificate is a prize for fighting monsters?" Daming's eyes lit up.

"Correct answer," Xu Xu took out two milk candies from his pocket, and rewarded each of them with one. "Brother Jing Er is a very powerful person. He defeated a big monster that many people fear."

The two children said "wow" at the same time: "Brother Jing'er is really amazing!"

"Okay, let's go play." Xu Xu stood up straight and waved to them.

Da Ming and San Mao ran away playing, Xu Xu put his hands in his pockets and walked back. The bright moonlight shone in the alley, softly.

Really amazing, his scene.

Xu Xu suddenly chuckled when he thought of the arrogant look of the little guy at dinner.

Bai Zhijing himself is the most difficult little monster, where is there any monster that he can't defeat?

After entering the house, Ying Yingzi was rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the living room, and when she heard Xu Xu's voice coming in, she hurriedly asked, "Brother, I seem to have won an award in kindergarten, saying that I ate boiled eggs the cleanest, where is that award certificate?" do you remember?"

Promise pressed his forehead: "...Have you ever won this award?"

"Forget it, forget it, I really can't count on you," Ying Yingzi gritted her teeth, "I have to find out, I can't let that idiot Bai Zhijing look down on me!"

Promised to laugh out loud.

Bai Zhijing returned to his home in the city center, but Bai Aize and Shang Chu hadn't returned yet.

He thought that his two fathers should see this certificate immediately, what a great honor this is for their family, it is a great event for the glory of the family!

So he thought about it, took out the double-sided tape, and stuck the certificate in the middle of the gate.

His father and father can always see it at first sight now!

Recently, there was a serial burglary case in the capital with a relatively bad nature. Bai Aize was busy in the dark, and Shang Chu, as a consultant, was invited by the city bureau to assist in the analysis of the case.The two of them stayed busy until after two o'clock in the morning before returning home, Bai Aize went to the underground garage to park, Shang Chu thought the garage was stuffy, so he waited for him outside, and while smoking a cigarette, stepped on some shit.

"Fuck!" He scolded, "Which dog doesn't pick up poop for a walk, it's so fucking unlucky!"

After Bai Aize parked the car and came out, he got into the elevator cursingly, just in time to find that the voice-activated light in the corridor on his own floor failed.

"Fuck it!" Shang Chu thumped the wall angrily, "I understand what it means that misfortunes never come singly."

Bai Aize patted him on the back: "Don't swear."

Shang Chu muttered endlessly, and looked at what seemed to be pasted on the gate of his house.

"It's awesome, the small advertisements are posted on the door of the house." Shang Chu snorted coldly, and without looking at what was posted on the door, he took off the piece of paper and wiped it on the soles of his shoes indiscriminately, "It's just for me to wipe the dog Shit."

Bai Aize frowned: "Is it dirty, throw it away quickly."

The next morning, Bai Zhijing woke up from the dream full of expectation, and asked his father if he saw anything last night.

Shang Chu ate a poached egg and said, "What?"

"On that gate." Bai Zhijing blinked his eyes, "Did you see that one?"

"Oh, that, I wiped shit." Shang Chu said indifferently.

"..." Bai Zhijing was dumbfounded at the moment, after howling twice, he went to pick up the trash can.

Bai Aize came out of the house and asked Shang Chu, "What is he looking for?"

Shang Chu scratched his neck: "Are you looking for a small advertisement?"

Bai Aize: "...I threw it into the trash can in the corridor, and it should have been taken away by the cleaners by now."

Bai Zhijing was so angry that he beat his chest and stomped his feet, but he didn't dare to punch his two fathers, so he ran around the house more than ten times, locked himself in the room and wailed all morning.

Later, Bai Aize bought a stack of eighteen certificates to compensate Bai Zhijing, and Bai Zhijing sneered, "It's useless."

"It's my fault." Shang Chu took the initiative to admit his mistake, "What did you say you want, can you have a seafood buffet?"

"That's it?" Bai Zhijing remained expressionless, "Can you make up for my psychological damage?"

"What do you want?" Bai Aize also felt sorry for his son for throwing away such an important thing, so he asked, "It's all right."

"I can't make up for it," Bai Zhijing shook his head, and said after three seconds, "Unless you have a PSP."

As a result, Shang Chu gave him a big mouth.

"Where's father's love?" Bai Zhijing wanted to cry, "Is there still father's love in this family?"

He has not yet recovered from the pain of losing his father's love, and the new semester has arrived.

At the beginning of September, Bai Zhijing slipped out of the military training team, took a taxi and went straight to the airport.

Today is the day Song Baobao and Li Fu go abroad.