Occasional ABO

"Your father is a policeman?" Lin Dali sneered disdainfully, and raised his hand to point at Song Baobao who was curled up behind Bai Zhijing, "If your father is a policeman, I'll marry my sister to this bastard today!"

"That's a good thing!" Song Baobei was happy, poked his head out on tiptoe, and played with a smile, "Brother, you are really understanding, but I haven't arrived at the law yet, so I can't get the certificate. Do you mind?" Let's decide the name first..."

"Okay," Bai Zhijing echoed shamelessly on the side, "I'll witness the marriage, and wish the couple smile every day haha, every night! When will the spring flowers and autumn moon come? I think they can grow old; Last night, there was an easterly wind in the small building, and a baby named Dongdong was born; the carved railings and jade bricks should still be there, and the baby grows up to sell vegetables; I ask you how much you can worry, just like selling leeks and selling big lotus roots!"

"..."

Xu Xu raised his hand and pressed his forehead, he really didn't know what was in Bai Zhijing's head.

Normally asking a child to memorize an ancient poem and write a composition would be like killing him, but now the spring of ideas is gushing out, and the seven-step poems in ancient times are not enough for Bai Zhijing to look at.

The boy playing the guzheng from the art school had been sitting in the back watching the fun, and couldn't hold back when he heard this, he burst out laughing with a "puchi".

"Yes, Jing'er," Song Baobei said with admiration, "You can come here as soon as you say it, a great contemporary writer!"

"A Fang Song baby, O Fang Lin Xiaoli, both of their names are very earthy, I think they will go to the Sahara to hold a wedding banquet, in the most earthly place in the world, the earthiest wedding in the world, I don’t know if I can apply for a Guinness book "Bai Zhijing snapped his fingers, and raised his chin at Lin Dali, "I will draw 100 of the bonus of 90 million, and the remaining [-] will be donated to you, and it will be considered as a contribution to helping young people's intellectual development."

When it comes to the kung fu of irritating people, if Bai Zhijing recognizes second-rate, no one dares to recognize first-rate. Lin Dali's lips trembled for a while, and he wanted to refute but didn't know how to say it. In the end, he could only "fuck" dryly, angry His face turned blue, even greener than the cup of matcha latte he drank just now.

Song Baobei laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath.

"Let's go," Xu Xu also pursed his lips and smiled, without looking at Lin Dali at all, he patted the shoulders of the two children, "Stop rambling, go home quickly."

"What are you going to do?" Lin Dali gasped for breath, raised his eyelids, and stared fiercely at Xu Xu, "Am I going to let you go?"

Bai Zhijing was still smiling for a second, but when he saw Lin Dali targeting Xu, he immediately sounded a first-level alarm in his head, and stood in front of Xu with open arms like an old hen guarding his cubs: " We need your approval to leave? Who are you? Are you a visa officer?"

Lin Dali gritted his teeth in anger, clenched his fists, and looked as if he was about to do it.

Bai Zhijing ate two smoothies and a banana split just now, and now his stomach is full, so it's really not suitable for a fight, but if he doesn't fight back in this situation, he will definitely get hurt.

For a cultural person like Xu Xu, if Lin Dali punched him, he would probably lose his head.

Bai Zhijing suddenly felt a strong sense of mission. He usually said "the burden on his shoulders is heavier" in excellent essays. Stay away, the passion fruit double cannon I ordered for you is on the table at the door, you drink it first, and I'll finish it when you're done..."

He thought for a while, and added: "Why don't you finish the drink, leave me a message, and I'll try the passion fruit flavor from this store."

"You still remember to buy me a glass of fruit juice, thank you so much," Xu Xu couldn't help laughing, raised his hand and squeezed the back of Bai Zhijing's neck, "Do you really want to fight? It's in a store on the street, and I'm not afraid of someone Call the police?"

Bai Zhijing was shocked, he forgot this time!

The two fathers of his family returned to the capital from Xinyang City tonight. If he was arrested and brought into the police station, his father would come to interrogate him himself, and he would be really doomed, and he would cry all night until dawn.

"Dabao," Bai Zhijing thought for a while, and decided not to do it himself, "You use that Foshan Shadowless Foot last time!"

Song Baobao twisted his ankle pretentiously, and was stared at by Lin Dali's bull's eyes like copper bells.

"Jing'er, I haven't practiced for a long time," Song Baobei poked Bai Zhijing's back and whispered, "I'm unfamiliar."

Bai Zhijing turned his head and glared at him, and said bitterly, "Why aren't you unfamiliar with shitting?"

"Then how can I be unfamiliar with it every day!" Song Baobei retorted.

Just as they were in a stalemate for a while, the person who pulled the zither stood up and lightly said: "Let's go."

When he walked past Bai Zhijing, Bai Zhijing paid special attention to it. The string of beads on his wrist was indeed Buddhist beads, and there was a faint scent on his body, not like pheromones, but on the contrary. Like the smell of incense in a temple.

"Cut! Little boy!" Song Baobei rolled his eyes at him, "You can really pretend!"

"Fuck! You fucking dare to leave!" Lin Dali became impatient, seeing the man playing the Guzheng walk out of the coffee shop, he immediately chased him out, and he didn't forget to turn around and warn Bai Zhijing, "You boy, wait for me !"

Bai Zhijing narrowed his eyes and smiled, and gave him a middle finger.

The fight failed in the end. On the way back to Old Jiang Hutong, Bai Zhijing heaved a sigh of relief and patted his swollen belly: "Not bad, not bad, it's turned into friendship."

"You are quite educated." Xu Xu glanced at him, "Do you know how to write Yubo's silk characters?"

"I know." Bai Zhijing took a sip of the passion fruit double-cannon he bought for Xu Xu, and took a sip. It was very sweet, "Can I not know me?"

"Tell me." Xu Xu asked with interest.

"That won't work," Bai Zhijing explained solemnly, "If you have any questions, you should look them up in the dictionary by yourself first, don't ask me about everything, otherwise you will lose the ability to learn actively. You are a college student, you have to learn Solve the problem yourself, you know?"

"Yes, yes," Xu Xu said with a smile as he pushed the bicycle, "You are the leader of the gang, and what you said is correct."

"of course."

Bai Zhijing handed the cup of passion fruit drink to Xu Xu's mouth, Xu Xu took a sip, and he lowered his head to take another sip.

"Jing'er," Song Baby said, "give me a taste too."

Bai Zhijing immediately hugged the cup of passion fruit tightly: "Why are you so greedy, you've eaten so much ice this afternoon! I bought this for Ying Xiaoxu, get out of here!"

"Then why don't you drink it too?" Baby Song felt aggrieved, "I saw it, you took two sips, Brother Xu only took a sip."

"..." Bai Zhijing choked for two seconds, and handed the straw to Baby Song's mouth, "Then I'll give you a sip, just one sip!"

"Yeah!" Baby Song lowered his head and took a sip, feeling satisfied now.

Xu Xu felt quite happy looking at it, shook his head and smiled lightly.