I'm a black fan, you have to get used to me
Chapter 62 Our teacher Fu is g...
In the early morning of the next day, the sky was not yet completely bright, and Cen Xiao and Fu Zhun yawned and returned to the homestay where they were recorded.
They originally thought that the others should not have woken up, and they would not be suspicious if they went back now.
Unexpectedly, the few remaining guests were probably a little worried that the show crew would have a surprise and frightening operation, so they got up early.
Sitting at the kitchen table eating a slice of bread right now.
"Where have you guys been, Xiaoxiao?" Chu Yue came out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth, his eyes half-opened from sleepiness, and he mumbled, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, I'm starving to death."
"Morning exercise." Cen Xiao lied without changing his expression.
Fu Zhun walked behind him without making a sound.
On the contrary, Zheng Mocheng, who was eating a piece of bread, suddenly sneered: "Go out for morning exercises in the middle of the night? Brother Cen Xiao really worked hard."
As soon as the words fell, everyone's eyes turned to Cen Xiao.
Cen Xiao paused, but did not speak.
"Why? Don't people go out for supper in the middle of the night?" Fu Zhun asked lazily behind him, looking at Zheng Mocheng who was sitting at the dining table.
The aim is extremely obvious.
Zheng Mocheng and Fu Zhun looked at each other for a moment, turned his head and touched his nose in embarrassment, and smoothed things over for himself: "No wonder I woke up in the middle of the night and saw that Brother Cen Xiao was not there, so I went out for supper with Teacher Fu."
Just as he was talking, the people from the program team came.
The director was a little surprised seeing them getting up so early: "Wake up now? Don't sleep for a while?"
"How dare we sleep." Chu Yue walked out of the bathroom unsteadily: "An extra minute of sleep in a place like the mortuary will shorten your life."
"Don't worry, try to finish filming the material in the morning." The director patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "We can change the venue in the afternoon."
"Ah! Are we finally leaving this underworld?!" Chu Yue breathed a sigh of relief: "I almost thought I was recording "The Hell Is So Big."
director:"……"
The director coughed twice in embarrassment after being complained about, but remained silent.
The atmosphere was silent for a long time, and it wasn't until the recording started that everyone barely responded.
"Where is the next recording location?" Qiu Nanzhou, who had been silent all this time, spoke this time.
He glanced at Fu Zhun and Cen Xiao, and suddenly changed the subject meaningfully: "It's not going to be somewhere very cold, is it? I didn't bring winter clothes."
Speaking of clothes, Chu Yue on the side became excited: "I brought it, I brought it!"
This time he managed to get the guest spot for this season, and he brought two big suitcases, as if he was going to a catwalk.
He hooked Cen Xiao's shoulder with a playful smile: "Xiaoxiao, have you brought long-sleeved clothes? If you don't have them, I can borrow them from you."
After speaking, he subconsciously looked at the logo of the dress on Cen Xiao's chest.
It was fine if he didn't look at it, but he was stunned when he saw it.
"Have you been secretly captured by BAPTISM to be a brand ambassador?" He tore at Cen Xiao's clothes, looked at the logo carefully, and asked in a low voice, "This brand's limited edition for the season, is there any?" Money can’t even buy it, have you gone through the back door?”
As he said that, he winked in Fu Zhun's direction, with a look of "I know everything".
Being reminded by Chu Yue, Cen Xiao froze, and looked down at the logo on his chest.
Originally, he was wearing a black T-shirt of a casual brand that he endorsed, but now it has become a limited-edition T-shirt of a high-end luxury brand.
The two pieces of clothing seem to have similar styles, but the brand levels are quite different.
After a moment of silence, he suddenly felt that the logo looked familiar.
After a pause, Cen Xiao seemed to have remembered something, and immediately turned his head to look at Fu Zhun's chest——
The bronzing logo of the brand he endorsed was shining golden light on his chest.
It seemed to be reminding Cen Xiao what stupid thing he did.
Seeing his eyes fixed on his chest, Fu Zhun paused when he was unpacking the bread, and turned to look at him.
Immediately afterwards, he followed Cen Xiao's gaze to look at his chest.
When he saw the clothes that didn't belong to him, he was quiet for a moment, then he raised his head innocently, and blinked at Cen Xiao twice.
Cen Xiao: "..."
At first he didn't think it was Fu Zhun's fault, but when he saw that Fu Zhun was teasing again, he suddenly felt that Fu Zhun did it on purpose.
Last night, after the guests took a shower, they recorded a segment before going to bed.
They were both still wearing their own clothes then.
As a result, after one night, the clothes on the two suddenly changed to the one the other wore last night.
Although the styles and colors are similar, it is still easy for those with a heart to find the problem with the logo.
It's hard not to make the audience think wrong.
Cen Xiao couldn't laugh or cry now.
It's not that he has any opinion on Fu Zhun's operation, but he just thinks it's outrageous for him to play tricks so secretly to tell the world.
Facts have proved that when it was broadcast later, many viewers were indeed attracted by his coquettish operation——
[Look at the clothes of the two of them, and compare them with the one from last night, there is a surprise! 】
[I rely on it!I saw it! The logo is different from last night! 】
[So they were wearing each other's clothes last night? 】
[They are not in the same room either. 】
[Don't you understand?It must have been worn wrong after doing something, hehehe. 】
[If the two of them are not together, I will broadcast live and wash my hair upside down. 】
[It's really difficult for these two people to end up not getting married. 】
Not only did the army of bullet screens begin to knock, but even the number of people who followed the "Dawn" CP super chat became more and more spectacular.
It is no longer the deserted appearance of the few people in the past.
After the recording of the show, Cen Xiao returned home and sat by the bed, watching the devils in Chaohua speak, speechless for a moment.
He looked at the phone with squinted eyes, puzzled, like a grandfather who had just been exposed to the 5G network.
When encountering a vocabulary that you don’t understand, you have to pat the grandson next to him, and ask another sentence: “Good grandson, what does this mean?”
At this moment, Cen Xiao is almost exactly like his grandfather.
He patted his grandson Fu Zhun beside him, looked up solemnly and asked, "Young man, what does gkd mean?"
Hearing the sound, Fu Zhun paused frantically typing on the mobile phone, subconsciously cut the screen and went out, looked up and pretended to be dazed and said, "I don't know, could it be 'just saw'?"
"Then what does it mean to be pornographic?" Cen Xiao unexpectedly showed a thirst for knowledge on his expressionless face.
Hearing Cen Xiao ask such a shocking question, Fu Zhun was silent, racked his brains for a long time and finally made it up: "Probably 'doing a good thing'?"
After a moment of silence, according to Fu Zhun's explanation, Cen Xiao substituted these words in his brain into "they are secretly making porn! Hurry up, hurry up!", and the whole sentence began to develop in a strange direction——
They actually did something good in secret!Just saw just saw!
Cen Xiao: "?"
Frowning inexplicably, Cen Xiao felt that something was wrong.
While quietly searching for a reasonable explanation, he asked two words in confusion: "Then what do kdl and szd mean?"
Hearing that he still had so many questions, Fu Zhun was dumbfounded for a long time before he hesitated and said: "I guess it's 'I understand' and 'There are so many things'?"
So Cen Xiao once again substituted "Kdl! They szd!" according to Fu Zhun's explanation——
understood!What a lot they do!
Cen Xiao: "???"
You agreed to knock on CP, why do you still feel disgusted?
"There shouldn't be black fans in this super talk." Cen Xiao frowned slightly, and whispered to himself.
Fu Zhun, who was at the side, came over after hearing it, and asked in confusion, "Huh? Who is your black fan?"
"Just those people in Chaohua." Cen Xiao still felt a little unbelievable, leaned towards Fu Zhun's direction, and looked at the Weibo interface on his phone with him: "Look at these Weibo posts they posted, why do they dislike Are we really busy?"
Fu Zhun: "..."
Fu Zhun opened his mouth in bewilderment, but remained silent for a long time.
"Who else is this?" Cen Xiao narrowed his eyes, looking like an old man looking at his mobile phone, and read out this person's Weibo name word by word: "Fu Zhun, Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans... Is this person's ID too long?"
With the Weibo name "Fu Zhun Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans", Fu turned off his phone subconsciously.
He was so guilty that he couldn't help but move his Adam's apple. He managed to maintain a calm expression and looked at Cen Xiao, forcibly exposing himself: "This person should not be a black fan."
"Why?" Cen Xiao looked at him puzzled: "Didn't he say that we have too many things?"
"But..." Fu Zhun pointed to the microblogs and comments he posted, "You see, in his comments, he is speaking for us."
It was only after he reminded him that Cen Xiao noticed this person's comment.
I was attracted by this super long ID just now, so I didn't read his comments carefully for a while.
As a result, looking at it now, it's all talk about laning with others——
[Netizen A: This is marketing by bundling CP to sell rot. Cen Xiao has been living on his laurels for the past few years, and now he has to find a fresh marketing idea. 】
[Fu Zhun Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans: My brother doesn't need it. 】
[Netizen B: This look is fake, isn’t there a gossip saying that Fu Zhun’s family is famous?How is it possible to find a man?This is endless? 】
[Fu Zhun Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans:? ? ?Is the annual salary one million? Does it matter so much? 】
[Netizen C: Stop talking, what are these clothes worth? 】
[Fu Zhun Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans: If the clothes you wear each other don't count, what do you count?Is it a marriage certificate? 】
Cen Xiao: "..."
Cen Xiao suddenly fell silent when he saw the menacing feeling between the lines, and even wanted to go through the screen and dunk on the head of the opposite keyboard man.
He always felt that something was not right.
"...So, this person should not be a black fan." Fu Zhun just now took advantage of Cen Xiao's contemplation to analyze a long paragraph for Cen Xiao, and finally helped him come to such a conclusion.
Trying to whitewash his trumpet crazily.
After a moment of silence, Cen Xiao nodded solemnly: "You are right."
Immediately afterwards, he clicked on the homepage of Fu Zhun's small account, paused for a while under "Follow", and asked, "Then tell me, should I pay attention to him and give him some love and encouragement?"
Fu Zhun: "..."
It was said that Fu Zhun had almost petrified.
He even began to sweat quietly on his back.
It was really hard for him to imagine what it would be like when his usual devilish speech appeared on Cen Xiao's homepage.
It is even possible for Cen Xiao to read his Weibo word by word in front of him.
It's almost a social life on-site reservation.
Fu Zhun closed his eyes, his scalp gradually began to tingle.
Before this point, he was already in embarrassment.
After contemplating for a long time, he finally calmed down, pulled the corners of his mouth reluctantly, and said, "No need, suddenly there are so many people on your watch list, and the marketing account will use them to make a fuss."
"That's right." Cen Xiao glanced at him, then nodded thoughtfully.
Fu Zhun observed Cen Xiao tentatively for a while, seeing that Cen Xiao didn't seem suspicious, he was finally relieved.
So he turned on the phone again with confidence.
Unexpectedly, the next second, Cen Xiao, who was beside him, suddenly spoke again, his tone was ordinary, as if he was talking about a trivial matter: "Then I'll open a small account to pay attention to him."
Fu Zhun: "???"
Before he could react, a small red dot with "1" suddenly appeared on the fan of Fu Zhun's trumpet.
With trembling hands, he looked deathly at home and entered.
The next moment, Cen Xiao with a weird ID appeared on Fu Zhun's fan list——
[Our teacher Fu is engaged in pornography every day]
Fu Zhun: "???"
They originally thought that the others should not have woken up, and they would not be suspicious if they went back now.
Unexpectedly, the few remaining guests were probably a little worried that the show crew would have a surprise and frightening operation, so they got up early.
Sitting at the kitchen table eating a slice of bread right now.
"Where have you guys been, Xiaoxiao?" Chu Yue came out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth, his eyes half-opened from sleepiness, and he mumbled, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, I'm starving to death."
"Morning exercise." Cen Xiao lied without changing his expression.
Fu Zhun walked behind him without making a sound.
On the contrary, Zheng Mocheng, who was eating a piece of bread, suddenly sneered: "Go out for morning exercises in the middle of the night? Brother Cen Xiao really worked hard."
As soon as the words fell, everyone's eyes turned to Cen Xiao.
Cen Xiao paused, but did not speak.
"Why? Don't people go out for supper in the middle of the night?" Fu Zhun asked lazily behind him, looking at Zheng Mocheng who was sitting at the dining table.
The aim is extremely obvious.
Zheng Mocheng and Fu Zhun looked at each other for a moment, turned his head and touched his nose in embarrassment, and smoothed things over for himself: "No wonder I woke up in the middle of the night and saw that Brother Cen Xiao was not there, so I went out for supper with Teacher Fu."
Just as he was talking, the people from the program team came.
The director was a little surprised seeing them getting up so early: "Wake up now? Don't sleep for a while?"
"How dare we sleep." Chu Yue walked out of the bathroom unsteadily: "An extra minute of sleep in a place like the mortuary will shorten your life."
"Don't worry, try to finish filming the material in the morning." The director patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "We can change the venue in the afternoon."
"Ah! Are we finally leaving this underworld?!" Chu Yue breathed a sigh of relief: "I almost thought I was recording "The Hell Is So Big."
director:"……"
The director coughed twice in embarrassment after being complained about, but remained silent.
The atmosphere was silent for a long time, and it wasn't until the recording started that everyone barely responded.
"Where is the next recording location?" Qiu Nanzhou, who had been silent all this time, spoke this time.
He glanced at Fu Zhun and Cen Xiao, and suddenly changed the subject meaningfully: "It's not going to be somewhere very cold, is it? I didn't bring winter clothes."
Speaking of clothes, Chu Yue on the side became excited: "I brought it, I brought it!"
This time he managed to get the guest spot for this season, and he brought two big suitcases, as if he was going to a catwalk.
He hooked Cen Xiao's shoulder with a playful smile: "Xiaoxiao, have you brought long-sleeved clothes? If you don't have them, I can borrow them from you."
After speaking, he subconsciously looked at the logo of the dress on Cen Xiao's chest.
It was fine if he didn't look at it, but he was stunned when he saw it.
"Have you been secretly captured by BAPTISM to be a brand ambassador?" He tore at Cen Xiao's clothes, looked at the logo carefully, and asked in a low voice, "This brand's limited edition for the season, is there any?" Money can’t even buy it, have you gone through the back door?”
As he said that, he winked in Fu Zhun's direction, with a look of "I know everything".
Being reminded by Chu Yue, Cen Xiao froze, and looked down at the logo on his chest.
Originally, he was wearing a black T-shirt of a casual brand that he endorsed, but now it has become a limited-edition T-shirt of a high-end luxury brand.
The two pieces of clothing seem to have similar styles, but the brand levels are quite different.
After a moment of silence, he suddenly felt that the logo looked familiar.
After a pause, Cen Xiao seemed to have remembered something, and immediately turned his head to look at Fu Zhun's chest——
The bronzing logo of the brand he endorsed was shining golden light on his chest.
It seemed to be reminding Cen Xiao what stupid thing he did.
Seeing his eyes fixed on his chest, Fu Zhun paused when he was unpacking the bread, and turned to look at him.
Immediately afterwards, he followed Cen Xiao's gaze to look at his chest.
When he saw the clothes that didn't belong to him, he was quiet for a moment, then he raised his head innocently, and blinked at Cen Xiao twice.
Cen Xiao: "..."
At first he didn't think it was Fu Zhun's fault, but when he saw that Fu Zhun was teasing again, he suddenly felt that Fu Zhun did it on purpose.
Last night, after the guests took a shower, they recorded a segment before going to bed.
They were both still wearing their own clothes then.
As a result, after one night, the clothes on the two suddenly changed to the one the other wore last night.
Although the styles and colors are similar, it is still easy for those with a heart to find the problem with the logo.
It's hard not to make the audience think wrong.
Cen Xiao couldn't laugh or cry now.
It's not that he has any opinion on Fu Zhun's operation, but he just thinks it's outrageous for him to play tricks so secretly to tell the world.
Facts have proved that when it was broadcast later, many viewers were indeed attracted by his coquettish operation——
[Look at the clothes of the two of them, and compare them with the one from last night, there is a surprise! 】
[I rely on it!I saw it! The logo is different from last night! 】
[So they were wearing each other's clothes last night? 】
[They are not in the same room either. 】
[Don't you understand?It must have been worn wrong after doing something, hehehe. 】
[If the two of them are not together, I will broadcast live and wash my hair upside down. 】
[It's really difficult for these two people to end up not getting married. 】
Not only did the army of bullet screens begin to knock, but even the number of people who followed the "Dawn" CP super chat became more and more spectacular.
It is no longer the deserted appearance of the few people in the past.
After the recording of the show, Cen Xiao returned home and sat by the bed, watching the devils in Chaohua speak, speechless for a moment.
He looked at the phone with squinted eyes, puzzled, like a grandfather who had just been exposed to the 5G network.
When encountering a vocabulary that you don’t understand, you have to pat the grandson next to him, and ask another sentence: “Good grandson, what does this mean?”
At this moment, Cen Xiao is almost exactly like his grandfather.
He patted his grandson Fu Zhun beside him, looked up solemnly and asked, "Young man, what does gkd mean?"
Hearing the sound, Fu Zhun paused frantically typing on the mobile phone, subconsciously cut the screen and went out, looked up and pretended to be dazed and said, "I don't know, could it be 'just saw'?"
"Then what does it mean to be pornographic?" Cen Xiao unexpectedly showed a thirst for knowledge on his expressionless face.
Hearing Cen Xiao ask such a shocking question, Fu Zhun was silent, racked his brains for a long time and finally made it up: "Probably 'doing a good thing'?"
After a moment of silence, according to Fu Zhun's explanation, Cen Xiao substituted these words in his brain into "they are secretly making porn! Hurry up, hurry up!", and the whole sentence began to develop in a strange direction——
They actually did something good in secret!Just saw just saw!
Cen Xiao: "?"
Frowning inexplicably, Cen Xiao felt that something was wrong.
While quietly searching for a reasonable explanation, he asked two words in confusion: "Then what do kdl and szd mean?"
Hearing that he still had so many questions, Fu Zhun was dumbfounded for a long time before he hesitated and said: "I guess it's 'I understand' and 'There are so many things'?"
So Cen Xiao once again substituted "Kdl! They szd!" according to Fu Zhun's explanation——
understood!What a lot they do!
Cen Xiao: "???"
You agreed to knock on CP, why do you still feel disgusted?
"There shouldn't be black fans in this super talk." Cen Xiao frowned slightly, and whispered to himself.
Fu Zhun, who was at the side, came over after hearing it, and asked in confusion, "Huh? Who is your black fan?"
"Just those people in Chaohua." Cen Xiao still felt a little unbelievable, leaned towards Fu Zhun's direction, and looked at the Weibo interface on his phone with him: "Look at these Weibo posts they posted, why do they dislike Are we really busy?"
Fu Zhun: "..."
Fu Zhun opened his mouth in bewilderment, but remained silent for a long time.
"Who else is this?" Cen Xiao narrowed his eyes, looking like an old man looking at his mobile phone, and read out this person's Weibo name word by word: "Fu Zhun, Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans... Is this person's ID too long?"
With the Weibo name "Fu Zhun Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans", Fu turned off his phone subconsciously.
He was so guilty that he couldn't help but move his Adam's apple. He managed to maintain a calm expression and looked at Cen Xiao, forcibly exposing himself: "This person should not be a black fan."
"Why?" Cen Xiao looked at him puzzled: "Didn't he say that we have too many things?"
"But..." Fu Zhun pointed to the microblogs and comments he posted, "You see, in his comments, he is speaking for us."
It was only after he reminded him that Cen Xiao noticed this person's comment.
I was attracted by this super long ID just now, so I didn't read his comments carefully for a while.
As a result, looking at it now, it's all talk about laning with others——
[Netizen A: This is marketing by bundling CP to sell rot. Cen Xiao has been living on his laurels for the past few years, and now he has to find a fresh marketing idea. 】
[Fu Zhun Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans: My brother doesn't need it. 】
[Netizen B: This look is fake, isn’t there a gossip saying that Fu Zhun’s family is famous?How is it possible to find a man?This is endless? 】
[Fu Zhun Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans:? ? ?Is the annual salary one million? Does it matter so much? 】
[Netizen C: Stop talking, what are these clothes worth? 】
[Fu Zhun Cen Xiao szd you stupid humans: If the clothes you wear each other don't count, what do you count?Is it a marriage certificate? 】
Cen Xiao: "..."
Cen Xiao suddenly fell silent when he saw the menacing feeling between the lines, and even wanted to go through the screen and dunk on the head of the opposite keyboard man.
He always felt that something was not right.
"...So, this person should not be a black fan." Fu Zhun just now took advantage of Cen Xiao's contemplation to analyze a long paragraph for Cen Xiao, and finally helped him come to such a conclusion.
Trying to whitewash his trumpet crazily.
After a moment of silence, Cen Xiao nodded solemnly: "You are right."
Immediately afterwards, he clicked on the homepage of Fu Zhun's small account, paused for a while under "Follow", and asked, "Then tell me, should I pay attention to him and give him some love and encouragement?"
Fu Zhun: "..."
It was said that Fu Zhun had almost petrified.
He even began to sweat quietly on his back.
It was really hard for him to imagine what it would be like when his usual devilish speech appeared on Cen Xiao's homepage.
It is even possible for Cen Xiao to read his Weibo word by word in front of him.
It's almost a social life on-site reservation.
Fu Zhun closed his eyes, his scalp gradually began to tingle.
Before this point, he was already in embarrassment.
After contemplating for a long time, he finally calmed down, pulled the corners of his mouth reluctantly, and said, "No need, suddenly there are so many people on your watch list, and the marketing account will use them to make a fuss."
"That's right." Cen Xiao glanced at him, then nodded thoughtfully.
Fu Zhun observed Cen Xiao tentatively for a while, seeing that Cen Xiao didn't seem suspicious, he was finally relieved.
So he turned on the phone again with confidence.
Unexpectedly, the next second, Cen Xiao, who was beside him, suddenly spoke again, his tone was ordinary, as if he was talking about a trivial matter: "Then I'll open a small account to pay attention to him."
Fu Zhun: "???"
Before he could react, a small red dot with "1" suddenly appeared on the fan of Fu Zhun's trumpet.
With trembling hands, he looked deathly at home and entered.
The next moment, Cen Xiao with a weird ID appeared on Fu Zhun's fan list——
[Our teacher Fu is engaged in pornography every day]
Fu Zhun: "???"
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