I'm a black fan, you have to get used to me

Regardless of whether Fu Zhun Cen Xiao is real or not, it is true anyway.

Because of Cen Xiao's brash operation, Fu Zhun didn't even dare to retweet the trumpet in recent days.

I was afraid that I would accidentally send something strange to Cen Xiao's front page.

In addition, recently Cen Xiao looks at trumpet accounts much more frequently than large accounts.

After wandering in Chaohua for a period of time, the strange knowledge has increased a lot.

All kinds of devil's speeches were understood by him.

It made even Sun Zuoqiao panic, for fear that he would be overwhelmed by these devil's words.

Not only did he have to whisper in Cen Xiao's ear the disadvantages of coming out at work, but even after work, he would call in tears: "Brother, calm down, Mr. Meng, I really can't handle it anymore." I've run out of excuses!"

"Then I'll give you a raise?" Cen Xiao lazily leaned against the head of the bed, checking Weibo when he was connected to the phone.

Hearing this, Sun Zuoqiao was silent for a moment, and finally succumbed to the coercion of money: "Then I think I can make a fortune."

After comforting Sun Zuoqiao, Cen Xiao who hung up the phone suddenly reached out and patted Fu Zhun who was under the quilt: "You said..."

"Should I change my trumpet's name?"

Fu Zhun has suddenly become busy at work recently, and he still has several invitations from abroad.

In the past two days, I have been running back and forth at home and abroad, the jet lag is upside down, and I can't sleep for a few hours a day.

Now he is so sleepy that his eyes are almost glued.

But when he heard Cen Xiao's question, he still reluctantly opened his eyelids, and answered without thinking: "It should be changed."

"Why?" Cen Xiao didn't seem to understand what's wrong with his name, and asked him solemnly: "What's wrong with my trumpet name?"

"It's not good to be pornographic." Fu Zhun shrank into the quilt, half of his face was buried under the quilt, and his voice came muffled through the quilt.

The tone of voice was vague, sounding really sleepy.

Hearing the sound, Cen Xiao nodded thoughtfully, then suddenly bent down and leaned into his ear and asked, "How do you know my trumpet name is this?"

However, as soon as he finished speaking, he heard Fu Zhun evenly breathing in his ears.

The man was actually asleep.

Seeing that he was so sleepy, Cen Xiao didn't make things difficult for him, and raised his hand to turn off the light after snorting.

……

Fu Zhun, who fell asleep, didn't know that his little vest had been stripped off.

He only knew that Cen Xiao seemed to have suddenly lost interest in his trumpet recently.

"This person doesn't even update Weibo anymore." Cen Xiao mercilessly unfollowed Fu Zhun's account, and asked knowingly, "Could it be that he has lost his followers?"

Hearing the sound, Fu Zhun, who was drinking coffee, suddenly choked and couldn't stop coughing.

Cen Xiao was startled, and quickly raised his hand to pat him on the back: "No one will snatch it from you."

Fu Zhun put the computer on his lap on the coffee table, and after a while, he turned his head to look at Cen Xiao resentfully: "Why are you paying so much attention to him?"

"Just curious." Cen Xiao was silent, "I'm not curious now."

After finishing speaking, he stretched his waist and said casually: "There's nothing new every day, so I'm too lazy to read."

"Well, he's not professional." Fu Zhun saw that he had finally closed his trumpet, and took a sip of coffee calmly.

So that night, Fu Zhun came back to life on Weibo.

He was like a traveler who finally found an oasis after being thirsty in the desert for several days, jumping up and down crazily in the super chat.

However, he restrained himself a little and didn't forward it to the homepage, but just liked a few fanfictions that he thought were well written.

When quickly swiping across an article marked with the keyword "women's clothing", Fu Zhun froze for a moment, then carefully swiped back, and the interface stayed on that article.

He couldn't help but recall the scene of Cen Xiao wearing women's clothing to perform in high school.

After being quiet for a while, he heard the sound of water in the bathroom, and felt that Cen Xiao would not come out so soon, so he opened the article with confidence.

But for some reason, the picture was flipped twice, up and down, left and right, as if afraid of being seen by others, Fu Zhun looked puzzled.

But for his own curiosity, he still saved the picture and turned it back by himself.

As a result, it was as if he had opened the door to a new world.

Fu Zhun looked at the ambiguous words between the lines, and felt a little breathless for a while.

The brain is like taking a paintbrush, and begins to outline the picture depicted by these words.

Fu Zhun felt guilty.

He couldn't help seeing Cen Xiao lying beside him in a skirt.

However, before he could continue thinking according to those words, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped abruptly.

Fu Zhun noticed this, immediately closed the picture, went back to Weibo and hurriedly liked it.

CP fans who have such a treasure and won his heart are worthy of praise.

As soon as Fu Zhun exited the super chat interface, Cen Xiao came out from the bathroom.

He glanced at Fu Zhun whose cheeks were still flushed, and asked inexplicably, "What are you looking at?"

This sudden question made Fu Zhun startled, he stumbled and said, "Ah? What's wrong with me? I didn't see anything."

"Then why is your face so red?" Cen Xiao pinched Fu Zhun's cheek as if teasing.

Fu Zhun rubbed his face, and quibbled: "I saw a joke just now, and I turned red when I laughed too much."

"Oh." I don't know whether Cen Xiao believed it or not, but fortunately he didn't get entangled in this topic anymore, and instead reminded: "Go take a bath."

Hearing this, the slightly guilty Fu Zhun nodded, picked up his clothes and went into the bathroom.

Cen Xiao looked at the bathroom door being closed, looked away thoughtfully, and opened his mobile Weibo to see what Fu Zhun had posted on the trumpet just now.

Because Fu Zhun was not only weird when he blushed, but even when Cen Xiao asked him to take a bath just now.

If the matter of urging him to take a bath had been in the past, Fu Zhun would have tried his best to play tricks and let Cen Xiao take a bath with him.

In the end, either he gave up after being beaten up by Cen Xiao who was in a normal mood, or Cen Xiao who was in a good mood half-heartedly agreed.

But just now Fu Zhun didn't say anything, just obediently went in to take a bath.

There is a feeling of fleeing in a panic.

So Cen Xiao couldn't help but wonder what Fu Zhun had just seen.

But Fu Zhun's trumpet was still empty.

He thought it was Fu Zhunxue who was smart, and only watched Weibo without leaving any traces.

Sighing, Cen Xiao could only give up, and went to Chaohua to see if there was anything else interesting.

It turned out that everyone was posting in shock——

[? ? ?I heard Mr. Fu is here? ! 】

[I am stupid!On the hot search!Teacher Fu also watched Lixiao CP's super talk! 】

[Is Teacher Fu spying on the screen? [dog head]]

[I don't know if my brother likes Mr. Fu, but Mr. Fu definitely likes my brother! 】

[Ask my sister to point out the Weibo that Mr. Lu likes! 】

Cen Xiao's eyes stayed on the last weibo.

He took advantage of the opportunity to click in, and there were indeed some people in the comments below to help guide the way——

[Look at the first article of Chaohua's popular post, and you can directly see the scene of Mr. Fu's death. 】

[Go and see what Mr. Fu likes! 】

[Sister, trust me, you might not want to read it. [dog head]]

[Actually, I think Mr. Fu may have dialed the wrong number, and I haven't found it yet. [dog head]]

[Shh, everyone, don't tell him! 】

Seeing these comments, Cen Xiao fell silent for a moment.

Inexplicably, he felt that Fu Zhun seemed to have done something big.

So he followed everyone's directions and clicked into the popular list to see the first post.

As a result, I saw the strange keyword "women's clothing" at a glance.

Cen Xiao: "???"

He stared at the two words in a daze for a long time, and after making mental preparations for a long time, he breathed a sigh of relief and continued to click in.

Cen Xiao didn't look at the text in the picture, but only looked at the comments under his eyes and guessed what it was.

He was silent, his eyelids twitched suddenly, and an ominous premonition rose instantly.

Cen Xiao subconsciously clicked into the hot search interface and kept sliding down.

Sure enough, the topic of #Fu Zhun点赞早早同人文# really popped up.

The popularity is not high now, and it has not been bought and searched, so it is still in the back.

After a moment of silence, he broke into the bathroom with their mobile phones.

Fu Zhun in the bathroom was putting on his shirt, when he heard the sudden sound of the door opening, he stopped suddenly, turned his head and asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"

"What did you like just now?" Cen Xiao asked straight to the point, with a cool tone.

Seeing Cen Xiao's complexion seemed not very good, Fu Zhun was a little at a loss for a moment, but he still pretended to be stupid and said, "Ah? What?"

"Fake it?" Cen Xiao squinted his eyes, "Fake it after it's all on the trending list?"

Fu Zhun: "..."

"Stupid or not? I don't even know what size I use?" Cen Xiao threw Fu Zhun's cell phone to him, "I canceled it for you just now, but I took a screenshot for you, you can look through the photo album yourself."

Hearing Cen Xiao's tone, Fu Zhun knew that he might really have overturned his car even without flipping through the photo album.

He trembled his fingertips and clicked into the trending search.

As expected, hot searches with his name appeared, and the popularity continued to rise.

For a moment, Fu Zhun didn't know how to evaluate his stupidity.

After a moment of silence, he sent a message to his assistant, asking her to undo the trending searches.

After posting, he looked up, and saw Cen Xiao looking at him with a cold face.

Fu Zhun suddenly felt guilty.

But he still had to fight hard to get himself a chance of probation.

So he started a series of coquettish operations such as acting like a baby and cheating: "Brother, don't be angry, I have already asked my assistant to remove the trending search."

After a pause, he suddenly felt aggrieved.

It is certainly wrong for him to forget to switch the number, but Cen Xiao is so fierce, it looks like he is blaming him.

It seems that he is very dissatisfied with his half-out and half-open behavior.

Seeing Cen Xiao's expression, Fu Zhun could only say dryly: "Don't worry, others will only think that there is something wrong with me, and the fire won't burn you..."

"What are you talking about?" Cen Xiao, who was still depressed, was taken aback by what he said.

"I know that Aunt Meng is probably very dissatisfied with our affairs." Fu Zhun lowered his eyes and whispered: "When the time comes, just tell Aunt Meng that I'm pestering you."

Cen Xiao: "..."

Not knowing how Fu Zhun's mind got here, Cen Xiao was annoyed and funny: "Can you stop thinking about what's there? It's not because of that."

Hearing the sound, Fu Zhun, who was downcast just now, was revived instantly with full blood, and his whole body became confident: "Then why did you attack me just now?"

In the end, within a few seconds, Fu Zhun, who had just become arrogant, was suddenly dizzy by a proposition——

"I didn't kill you."

"Humph."

"I'm just curious……"

"?"

"Why do you have to like this article about me wearing women's clothing?"

"..."

"Doesn't my men's clothes look good?"

"..."

……

Fortunately, Fu Zhun's assistant handled it very quickly, and this Weibo was withdrawn not long after.

The legend of Fu Zhun was only circulated in the screenshots of CP Chaohua, and was gradually forgotten by passers-by.

It's a pity that people with good things like to mention it.

After the last episode of "The World Is So Hot" that was recorded before, the program team added a live broadcast, which was going to be an extra benefit for the VIPs of the video platform.

So on the day of the live broadcast, all the guests during the recording were present.

Fans also named them Donkey Friends Tiantuan.

Because it was a live broadcast, everyone was very quiet.

Even Zheng Mocheng, who has always been eccentric, unexpectedly did not target Cen Xiao today.

Although he didn't have a particularly good face, at least he didn't make any trouble.

Cen Xiao originally thought that everyone could end the live broadcast in peace.

As a result, when it came to the game of truth or dare, someone started to make trouble again.

Fu Zhun was the first to bear the brunt, and he was forced to accept punishment after losing the game.

The rules of the game in the program group are truth and adventure in turn, guests cannot choose by themselves.

Fu Zhun was the first to be punished, and went straight to the truth.

"It's up to the winner to ask questions." The host reminded in a low voice beside him.

The one who won the game just now was Qiu Nanzhou. Hearing this, he raised his eyebrows a little, and answered with a straight face: "I do have a question I want to ask Teacher Fu. I've been very curious these days."

This sentence seemed perfectly fine to everyone, but Fu Zhun somehow felt that this person had made a big move.

But don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, Fu Zhen really has nothing to be afraid of.

So he raised his eyelids and looked at Qiu Nanzhou calmly: "Ask."

"I just want to know," Qiu Nanzhou chuckled, as if gloating: "Why did Mr. Fu swipe and like the Weibo about Brother Cen Xiao wearing women's clothing?"

Cen Xiao: "..."

Fu Zhun: "..."

Sure enough, he made a big move.

Qiu Nanzhou's words were quite straightforward, so straightforward that as soon as he said it, the barrage began to scroll crazily——

[Hahahaha my voice! 】

[Make trouble, make trouble! 】

[Isn't it bad to ask this question on this occasion? 】

[My God, what is this doing? 】

[Although I really want to know, but this is really inappropriate (quietly)]

Fortunately, Fu Zhun responded quickly. As soon as this question was asked, he answered in less than two seconds: "Because I want to see Brother Cen Xiao in a skirt."

Cen Xiao: "..."

host:"……"

She couldn't understand what the leader said.

As soon as he heard him tell the truth, Cen Xiao kicked Fu Zhun at a blind spot where the camera could not record.

Then he explained for him: "We did a stage play together in high school, and I wore a skirt at that time."

After a pause, Fu Zhun on the side also answered: "I kind of miss my high school life."

"Really?" The host quickly picked up the conversation, and said with a smile: "Then what kind of stage play were you two performing at that time? Can you tell me?"

After a moment of silence, Cen Xiao still said that unbelievable name——

"Snow White and his seven male guests."

host:"……"

[Hahahaha is this a story about the Shura field? 】

[I rely on it!I really want to see it!Which school are they from? 】

[Zhoucheng Dejia's!My senior! 】

[I'm going to find a picture. 】

"This name sounds very catchy." The host smiled embarrassingly, and continued: "Did Mr. Cen play the role of a princess? What about Mr. Fu? Was it a prince?"

"En." Cen Xiao nodded.

He really didn't want to admit that he had acted in this kind of stage play where men dressed as women.

But Fu Zhun was being made so difficult by others, and he couldn't stand it.

So Cen Xiao could only grit his teeth and whisper to Fu Zhun: "I'll keep this account in mind first, and I'll settle it with you when I get home."

Hearing this, Fu Zhun nodded innocently and obediently, his eyes were very pure.

Fortunately, the host didn't make it difficult for them. After seeing their answers, this round was over.

However, the barrage still held them tightly, and even began to guess what Cen Xiao said to Fu Zhun just now.

[Is there anyone who can lip language!What did brother say just now? 】

[I only see the word "go home", but nothing else. 】

[! ! !Two words to go home are enough! 】

It's a pity that they didn't have time to watch the barrage while they were playing, they just wanted to win.

After all, the next loser has to face a big risk, and no one wants to lose face live.

However, the sky didn't go his way, and Cen Xiao seemed to be infected by Fu Zhun, his luck suddenly declined.

This time it was his turn to lose.

It wouldn't matter if it was just a simple loss, but the one who won this time was Zheng Mocheng.

He has no feelings for Zheng Mocheng, but Zheng Mocheng regards him as an imaginary enemy.

This is very embarrassing in the game.

Sighing, Cen Xiao resignedly looked at Zheng Mocheng, "Speak."

However, Zheng Mocheng really couldn't think of any good ideas, and after a while, he asked Qiu Nanzhou next to him for help: "Brother Nanzhou, what kind of punishment do you think is fun?"

Cen Xiao: "..."

Fu Zhun: "..."

After the question just now, the two of them had already realized that Qiu Nanzhou would definitely pick up which pot.

In the end, Zheng Mocheng still wanted to ask him.

Originally, Cen Xiao thought that Zheng Mocheng had no brains, but now he seems quite shrewd.

If you directly push this matter to Qiu Nanzhou, he doesn't need to be criticized.

"Why did you throw this question to me?" Qiu Nanzhou asked jokingly, but he had no intention of throwing it back.

He pulled the corner of his mouth, and smiled inexplicably gloating: "Since the opportunity is given to me, don't I have to help Teacher Fu fulfill his wish?"

Fu Zhun glanced at him, and was about to pop out the phrase "Do you need me?", but was suddenly pushed by Cen Xiao's elbow.

After a pause, he swallowed the words obediently.

But Qiu Nanzhou smiled meaningfully.

Although he was making demands on Cen Xiao, his eyes were fixed on Fu Zhun, and there was even a hint of pride and arrogance from the winner——

"Mr. Fu said just now that he wanted to see brother Cen Xiao's women's clothing."

"otherwise……"

"Brother Cen Xiao, just dress up as a woman and let Teacher Fu take a look?"