Laid-off guide is a cat wife

As early as thousands of years ago, human beings evolved two super genes in order to explore and adapt to the vast interstellar space.

As the traits of genetic mutation gradually stabilized, people gave these two groups of people special titles: Sentinels and Guides.

Sentinel, sensitive to five senses and strong in body, has excellent combat effectiveness and self-healing ability. He is a natural warrior who can adapt to various harsh environments, but he also has a fatal flaw: being overly sensitive and prone to madness.

Guides, with highly developed mental and brain pathways, can sneak into the realm of other people's consciousness, destroy the enemy's brain or appease one's own sentry, but most of them are weak and difficult to fight alone.

Sentinels and guides complement each other and advance together. It can be said that they used their flesh and blood to support the glorious history of the Star Alliance's millennium development.

It's a pity that in the peaceful age, the sentinel and the guide are no longer the kind of relationship that entrusts their lives to each other——

The small number of guides became the "necessary medicine for traveling at home and prolonging life" for the sentinels. Those who married as soon as they were adults were married, and those who were kept in captivity were kept in captivity. They broke their heads to be bound, and wished they could be tied up and go home overnight to do all kinds of spiritual counseling.

Unfortunately, Xue Fang is a top-notch guide, looking at the entire Federation... Oh no, there may not be another one as high-quality as him in the entire interstellar world.

However, any matching binding has nothing to do with him, because as a dismissed laid-off guide, his ultimate goal is:

retire!

Lie flat!

Don't want to... raise a clingy cat!

…………

After teaching the last evening class to the students, Xue Fang came out from the university town and made an appointment with his friends at the old place.

The alleys are narrow, pink and ambiguous neon lights are flickering, the doorway is covered with various small advertisements, the office workers entering and leaving are in a panic, and various human beings are screaming comfortably from the narrow storefront, and the sound is unbearable.

It can be called a concentrated place of crimes and a gold-selling cave of dirty desires.

Accompanied by a soft voice of "Little handsome guy, come in and fuck~", the handsome young man standing at the door gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and walked in again, with trembling hands, slapped his shriveled wallet on the bar: " Again...again, the one from last time, touched by gentleness..."

The female boss was chewing cigarettes, crossed her enchanting waist, "Oh, it's you again, how many times have you been here, don't waste that money if you can't do it."

Xue Fang raised his head all of a sudden, flustered: "Who, who said I can't do it! Try again, it will definitely work... I'm still young... Please find me a gentle and smooth one, I'm sure it will work!"

The female boss said "呿", and in the dim light, she pointed at the innermost booth with her blood-red nail polish: "Go, it happens to be empty there, a customer just left, go and pick it up." .”

Xue Fang's fair face turned red, he hesitated: "I'll go as soon as others leave, wouldn't it be too inhumane?"

The female boss put on a broken face: "I opened the store to make money, so I'm still humane? Do you like masturbation or not?"

Professor Xue, who has a strong sense of morality, grabbed his wallet, walked away with big strides, and whispered in his heart: the world is going downhill, black shops, there is no humanity at all!

The closer you get to the depths, the stronger the fishy smell. Xue Fang can't help but feel sorry for these "cute" who can't help themselves. They have been imprisoned in this ghost place since birth, dedicated their bodies day and night, and were thrown here. Human beings who want to buy "intimate relationship" for ten yuan are rudely exploited——

Xue Fang sat on the deck, hugging a fat orange cat with heartache.You see, this is almost bald.

The orange cat turned its big face and cheeks, and sniffed, "Aww!—" The cat's paw ball attacked!

Xue Fang was empty-handed with only a handful of cat hair left, and the orange cat dodged him crazily with unprecedented dexterity and hid in the house.

"Why did you ask me to come to Maoca again?" Hu Shuo, a doctor of veterinary medicine and Xue Fang's friend, was already in place.

Xue Fang had tears in his eyes: "Tell me, why don't I deserve a cat?"

Hu Shuo pointed out seriously: "It may be because you are a monster. Cats are very sensitive animals. They will discover your true nature, which will trigger a sense of crisis and run away crazily."

"? Where am I a monster!"

"At the age of 30, it is not a monster to become a full professor, but it is not a monster to be a guide spirit body but a large deep-sea beast."

"How can there be..." The weak, helpless and laid-off Professor Xue retorted weakly, "Then there is no cat in the world who would like me?"

Hu Shuo answered rigorously: "Maybe, from the perspective of biodiversity and individual differences, it is estimated that monster cats will like you, a big monster like you."

Brother Xue pondered: "Monster cat...does it have eyes as big as light bulbs? Maybe it's cute."

"...Be sober!" Hu Shuo shook his friend frantically, "If you don't have time to think about this, why not think about how to get the court to withdraw the malicious charges against you and pay off the 5000 million fine."

Xue Fang twitched the corner of his mouth, took a sip of his drink, and spat out half a cat hair.

A year ago, due to power strife within the White Tower, Xue Fang was maliciously paired with a weak and unknown A-level sentinel with only 35% compatibility with him.

What does 35% represent?Not being able to feel the pheromones from both sides, not to mention triggering a bond fever, not even the most basic soul resonance, is equivalent to driving on the road without giving the steering wheel, which is purely lonely.

The sentinel on the other side is still addicted to food, so he actually wanted to use mania as an excuse to give Xue Fang a whole bow to forcefully mark Xue Fang.

Xue Fang: Want to forcibly bind and let me repair your mental barrier for free?Heh, you think I'm opening a philanthropic hall.

The "weak" guide Xue directly burned the other party's brain with mental power, patted his butt and left gracefully.The sentinel's smooth and intact mental domain was blown into a broccoli flower in full bloom. It is said that even the doctor guide who rushed to treat him vomited after seeing it.

As a result, Xue Fang was charged with murder and was expelled from the White Tower. Fortunately, he was warmly taken in by the principal of his alma mater so that he did not live on the streets.

"The boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge," Xue Fang said softly, a little lost in thought, "If it's a big deal, I'll..."

Hu Shuo's eyes lit up: "You just go home and inherit the family property?"

Xue Fang shook his finger and said with a smile: "No, I'll come to Maoca to work as a small worker to pay off the debt." He resolutely implements the truth of lying down and eating until retirement, and never compromises the reality.

Hu Shuo: "..."

While speechless, he silently paid for the Maoca drink for his cash-strapped friend.

When he was leaving, Maoca's virtual screen was inserting an urgent news: "...Recently, high-level officials of the White Tower have received repeated death threats. The criminals are suspected members of the illegal Dark Sentinel organization. The spirit body is a big cat. Please contact the government as soon as you find relevant clues!"

cat family.

Xue Fang glanced back, and the phrase "monster cat" appeared in his mind again. He smiled to himself, rode on the electric car and said goodbye to his friends, and leisurely shuttled through the dark and complicated maze-like streets. .

The north wind whirled and blew, amidst the howling wind, a cluster of sharp whistles pierced the space like a sharp blade. It was long and penetrating, reverberating in the cochlea for a long time. With the help of the wind, it spread farther and farther, making the listeners shake their minds.

Xue Fang heard the whistle and looked over the low-rise buildings in the civilian area. In the distance, surrounded by reinforced concrete forests, a huge white tower stood tall, like a conical bone, towering into the sky in the federal mainland at the heart.

With the eyesight of a guide, of course you can't see a person sitting on the edge of the top floor of the 571st floor of the White Tower.

"Cheetah" raised the corners of his lips against the wind, and under his feet was the "Abyss" shining with light spots. He lowered his body, bent one calf, and tied his shoelaces as if nothing had happened.

It is said that the wind on the top floor of the White Tower is sweet.

Organizations standing at the top of the federation and even the world's pyramids have the best air filtration systems at the moment, and the stench soaked in chemical pollution can never get close.

"Cheetah" leaned out of the high-rise building interestingly and looked down: the lights of "Golden Harbor" are connected in the vertical and horizontal directions of the street, shining like melted golden water in the oppressive and dense night.Farther away are the housing complexes left over from the period of the Great Reformation, all in ruins.

The communicator in the ear rang, and the mechanical female voice reminded: "Leader, your mental barrier is severely damaged, only 5% is left, and your life is in danger. Please seek help from a guide immediately, or take an artificial guide element—— "

"Cheetah" kicked the safety rope tied to his ankle. He was experiencing a sensory fugue, a rough, messy, and unfiltered stream of information frantically rushing in, constantly destroying his mental "wall".

The solution is also very simple, with a little artificial guideline, it will take effect within 1 minute.

Coincidentally, he had a small unopened bottle in his fanny pack.

"Leader, please take the wizard—"

"Cheetah" jokingly took out the guide element, lowered its body, and threw it out. The aluminum bottle pierced the air, and fiercely pounced on the toothy smile of the garlic-nosed politician on the holographic billboard, smashing a large piece of ashes. .

He doesn't eat.

The wind was noisy, and the figure on the edge of the white tower disappeared in a flash, jumping into the sea of ​​light spots as if throwing death.

Under the effect of hypersensitivity, even the slightest stinging pain will be infinitely magnified, and the cells in the whole body seem to be boiling and scorched. Died from a nervous breakdown due to a broken barrier.

Maybe in the next second.

so happy!

The particle energy blasted through the entire glass like a storm.Female celebrities and White Tower officials crowded naked in the bathtub and screamed loudly, glass shattered and splashed, and a pair of boots stepped on them and landed lightly.

The female star fainted and collapsed, and the official's plump body jumped out of the giant bathtub nimbly. He glanced in horror at the killer wrapped in black behind him, and his feet slipped. "Security! Security, there is a killer—ah! Help!"

"Cheetah" walked towards him unhurriedly.

The gun barrel was hot.

The officer fell to the door covered in blood and saw the eyes under the clear goggles.

——When they entered the strong light environment, their pupils shrank sharply, icy cold, excited, killing and nervous frenzy burned in it, those eyes are not what humans can have.

A skilled Dark Sentinel, he is doomed.