Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Even when the laid-off Guide Xue fled across the country, he never forgot: he is a good person!

Very kind and generous, very reasonable and the kind of good guy that cats like.

"It's inconvenient to drag him around like this. Buy some healing medicine to cure him."

Director Xue suggested sincerely, Sentinel Miao nodded obediently.

The two tied Caesar the Leopard with a rope and walked into the pharmacy.

"Sorry, pets are not allowed in this store." The clerk behind the counter had seen the world, glanced at it, and pointed to the dog hook outside the door.

Although Caesar was seriously injured, he was still conscious.He has been by Yuesa's side for many years, one person is under ten thousand people, how could he have suffered such humiliation, and he is so angry that his eyeballs are blood red and ready to explode——

"What a vicious dog." Miao Xun pulled the chain on the collar, strangling Caesar's eyes, "Then I'll wait outside the door, hurry up, I want to buy some snacks to bring into the arena."

After a while, Xue Fang bought the wound medicine and came out.

"Because you are my ex-colleague, I'll paint it for you." Miao Xun smiled and lifted the top of Leopard, and pulled out the particle knife that penetrated into his chest.

Caesar was convulsed with pain, and Miao Xun observed the wound with great interest, and praised: "As expected of you, the wound stopped bleeding so quickly."

A strong sentinel is traded for old wounds with various overlapping coverages.

Caesar's body was also full of scars, but Miao Xun found that some of the welts were newly added.

Miao Xun felt a little nervous, curled the corners of his mouth, shook the spray medicine, and slammed it on the wound. The snow-white foam filled the cracks in the epithelial flesh, penetrated into the chest cavity, and quickly changed from the emulsified state to solidification with the body temperature.

After the medicine took effect, Caesar's breathing became more stable.

But within two seconds, he immediately uttered a terrified scream: "Ahhhhhhhh—"

Miao Xun covered his mouth with toilet paper, turned around and asked strangely, "What is he calling?"

Professor Xue, a good citizen of Interstellar, said: "I bought a cool mint spray for summer."

"But it's winter now."

"Yes, so the off-season promotion is 20 yuan cheaper than the regular one."

Miao Xun gave a thumbs up: "A diligent and thrifty housekeeper is a good wife!"

Swaggering and leading a burly man with a dejected face to go shopping is nothing unusual in Garden City.The various strange ways of playing created by the nobles in their boring and rich life are much more exciting than this.

After packing a lot of food, they entered the Big Bird's Egg Stadium, found the VIP seats, and sat down comfortably.

Pick up the program booklet, open the first page, a big Warning.

[WARNING: PLEASE READ BEFORE WATCHING.

This "Death Metal" performance is not recommended for people with heart disease, epilepsy, or mental illness. Pregnant women and sentinels are advised to consult your doctor or guide before watching.

If you have any symptoms during the performance, such as dizziness, limb twitching, mouth and nose bleeding, internal organs rupture, please stop watching immediately and contact the hospital or crematorium. 738% off! 】

Putting the pregnant woman and the sentinel together is worth complaining about.

But this superimposed discount is really conscientious.

The lights suddenly dimmed, and the band came onto the stage in a rain of laser beams, the lead singer roared with hoarse smoke, and the strings of the bass exploded. The vocal bursts push to the peak.

"Leopard" has started to twitch.

The little wild cat jumped into the dark sea of ​​people, burning with excitement.

Endless rebellion and freedom, soul shattering and frenzy, eardrums buzzing and shaking, mixed human pheromones crazily squeezed into the nasal cavity, lights flashing and psychedelic, gradually losing the existence of the physical body, he seemed to be transformed into a fierce beating beat, enjoying Vent, burn, burst, rise...

A gentle voice pierced through the heavy magic sounds and reached the depths of his consciousness:

"Don't run too far, I won't be able to reach you."

The radius of comfortable rock music is 52 meters.The powerful mental filter, one end is here for Miao Xun, and the other end is for guidance.

Turning around in the vast sea of ​​people, his eyes flicked past countless lost souls, and reached a pair of warm and stable eyes.

It was his home, the place waiting for him forever.

The distance began to shorten, and the crowd was constantly pushed aside, 50 meters... 20 meters, 5 meters, 10 centimeters.

Lips wet with sweat, sent a hot and long kiss, hearty and penetrating to the flesh and blood.

Then swallowed by the spiritual domain of the guide, ignoring the chaotic background sound and the turbulent crowd, entangled in the domain of consciousness, killing and draining the last drop of adrenaline.

"...You are too tiresome." Miao Xun lay on the guide's lap, feeling tired, and complained in a low voice.

Xue Fang combed his sweaty hair with his fingers, "Who is torturing people?"

Quickly denied: "Anyway, it's not me!"

Xue Fang touched his lower abdomen. The honey-colored skin felt smooth to the touch, but the experienced cat-touching master knew that the belly was flat and it was time to feed the cat.

Miao Xun took small bites of the sushi he brought to his lips, turned his head, and met a pair of straight green eyes.

The "Leopard" who was thrown not far under the seat was staring at them.

Miao Xun made a mouth shape in the dim light: Envy, envy, do you?

Caesar rolled his eyes, pretending he didn't see it.

But Miao Xun knew that with the sentinel's eyesight, he must have seen clearly.He was inexplicably happy, took out a piece of sushi, filled it with a big lump of wasabi, and delivered it himself.

"Don't be jealous, you can eat a piece too." The kind little cheetah enthusiastically offered wasabi sushi to the big leopard, which is also a cat.

This is a wonderful taste that ordinary sentinels can't taste in their lifetime.

Definitely going to share it with a friendly ex-colleague.

"Plop", the leopard fainted on the ground, spitting green foam at the mouth, becoming the first SS-level sentinel in history to be half-dead by mustard.

"Buzzing, buzzing—" the terminal on Huabao's body was vibrating.

Miao Xun took it out, unfolded and folded the virtual screen, and a title popped up: Master.

He turned his head quietly, Xue Fang was tidying up the seat with his head down, and didn't notice this side.

Miao Xun pressed the answer button, and the familiar yet unfamiliar voice that haunted his life like a nightmare reappeared in his ears: "Hello? Where have you been? Why haven't you come back yet?"

"Hee." In the shadows, he raised the corner of his mouth.

The other side immediately distinguished his voice from the chaotic noise, and was actually delighted: "Miao Xun, my little cat."

Miao Xun didn't speak.

"Are you by Caesar's side?" Yuesa's tone was gentle and patient, as if she was chatting with a friend, "Is Caesar dead? It's okay. Let's meet, I miss you very much these days."

Short and contemptuous two words: "Dream."

"You can talk now? Did Xue Fang teach it?" Yuesa suddenly smiled, "Xue Fang didn't know that you took the initiative to talk to me, if he knew, he would—"

Miao Xun turned around, raised the terminal and lazily called to the guide: "Honey, someone wants to talk to you."

Yuesa: "..."

Xue Fang wiped his hands, put down the food box and walked over, "Who is it?"

Miao Xun said casually, "Telephone pyramid scheme."

Yuesa: "..."

Xue Fang took it over, and Yuesa pre-empted the game in order to break the game: "Xue Fang, how does it feel to be abandoned by the Rong family while hiding?"

His wife Xue turned to Miao Xun and said, "It's really a telemarketing scheme."

Yuesa: "..."

The villain boss lost all face.

Miao Xun wanted to slip away, but Xue Fang grabbed his waist and pulled him over to hold him tightly. Miao Xun had no choice but to prick up his ears and listen to their conversation.

Xue Fang smiled and greeted Yuesa: "Have you eaten yet?"

Yuesa was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect him to play cards completely unreasonably.

"If you haven't eaten, you can order takeaway. The [Whale Sushi] at Garden City No. 278 is delicious. Miao Xun and I just ate it. Oh, they also gave me a 8% discount coupon for my next order, and I will send it to you ?”

Yuesa smiled gloomily, "Xue Fang, I'm afraid you don't have a deep understanding of your situation, otherwise you wouldn't say such a thing."

Xue Fang pinched the little tomcat's waist and rubbed him until he purred, and said, "Then say something like a confrontation with the villain, such as 'Your good days are over', 'We will never give up ';'You can't escape my palm', 'We will not let you succeed' and the like. Well, is this enough?"

Yuesa said with a sneer: "Seeing you dragging the scrapped sentry, I am indeed satisfied. You can take a look at his spiritual domain in your spare time. There are many memories of me and him in it."

Xue Fang sighed: "I'm sorry, I didn't ask you 'are you satisfied', I was asking Miao Xun. I was pressing his waist, and he just complained that he was sore from too much force. Are you more comfortable?"

Miao Xun was super cooperative: "Huh, it's comfortable."

For the first time in her life, Yuesa was so irritable that she wanted to hang up the communication directly.

One keeps bringing up the past and memories, and the other hugs the little beautiful cat and is happy in the present, who wins and who loses can tell at a glance.

However, the hole cards in his hand are much more than the opponent imagined.

Yuesa showed a conceited smile on the other end of the communication: "When the Semitic people make love, they will string their own baby teeth into a string and give them to their loved ones. Xue Fang, guess where the string of baby teeth is now?"

Xue Fang was silent.

Miao Xun nervously shook the guide's hand.He doesn't know much about his memory after he was lost when he was ten years old, and he doesn't know where the small box of teeth went.

Yuesa grinned, and announced the answer in a dead silence: "It's on my neck."

Xue Fang smiled and said, "Oh, congratulations."

These three words are quite ironic.Yuesa felt that there was nothing worth talking about, so she cut off the communication directly.

Xue Fang still did not forget to send a message to Yuesa's information column with the terminal of "Huabao": [Huabao is at the stadium, we have to go on a date, come and get it yourself]

After sending it, he could imagine Yuesa receiving the message over there, furious and unable to focus.

This is not the Federation, and Yuesa is no longer the deputy prime minister who had power over the government.Xue Fang has always maintained a close relationship with the federal political arena on a daily basis, and now a quarter of the parliament is his people, even if the Rong family abandons him, he can still dance the relationship chain.

Anyway, his last name was Rong long ago.

Those little green cards in Rong Huan's ice coffin were put in by him, of course he had read them all.Casually revealing one or two things about the corruption and evils of the big and powerful officials of the Federation to their opponents is enough to check and balance the relationship, and put these old and cunning foxes in chains and hold them in their hands.

Xue Fang and Miao Xun threw away the trash, and received an invitation from the old Duke as soon as they walked out of the stadium.

The old duke said that the competition of supernatural beings in the upper area was cancelled, because His Majesty the Emperor had already found a suitable bodyguard for the imperial concubine.

Another thing is that His Majesty the Emperor is willing to summon them tomorrow.According to the agreement, one of them will be an ordinary person for one night.

"Just one night is fine." Although the conditions seemed simple, Xue Fang always had a vague intuition that the Duke's identity was in doubt.

In the past two days, he searched the internal optical network, but there was no news about the duke.His castle, which occupies one-fifth of the land in Garden City, is a forbidden zone in the concept of nobles and nobles.

He didn't remember where Duke Will made his fortune and what kind of social connections he had.His power spread throughout the entire imperial capital, but he had only one subordinate, the adjutant.

What exactly does the Duke want?

"Xue Fang..."

The little wild cat tentatively squeezed his little finger.

The guide was in a daze again.

Miao Xun pondered for a long time, but decided to say: "How about I knock out my current tooth and make it into a necklace for you."

Xue Fang was stunned, turned around and hugged the sour and fermented Mimi into his arms, and kissed him gently on the cheek, "What are you thinking..."

Miao Xun bit his lip, "He can't use it to show off, but you don't have it! You have to have it too!"

"I have it."

"what?"

Xue Fang held his confused and beautiful face, and said proudly: "I take care of the white teeth of the little milk cat every day."

Miao Xun: "?"

What's the meaning?When he slowly came to his senses, the base of his ear suddenly burned like fire.

Don't be afraid that older guides will grind people's spirits.

I'm afraid that Professor Xue will flirt in a serious manner in broad daylight.

"Then, as compensation, I can squeeze your ears tonight."