Laid-off guide is a cat wife

After a three-day voyage, the interstellar spaceship of the Fourth Legion is about to land on the imperial capital star.It was at this time that Miao Xun's appointment notice came out.

A colonel rank.

High is not high, and low is definitely not low. Considering Miao Xun's age, it is definitely the preferential treatment of someone under the influence of power.

Xue Fang made it very clear to him: "This is a false job, so you can walk around me. You get a lot of allowances, and you don't send missions. You don't even need to obey any legion. Your immediate superior is Me, if something happens, I will cover it for you."

People with a discerning eye said that when Governor Xue came back this trip, he immediately sealed him with a bad face.

Miao Xun heard it and laughed it off.

Because these people didn't know the second half of what Consul Xue said.

"We'll leave when you recover. Don't you want to see real dolphins? I know there is a special pink dolphin on the planet. The land price there is not bad. I will buy you a coastline directly."

Miao Xun didn't say good or bad, just looked at him with a smile, which made the older guide feel uncomfortable.

"What, what's the matter?" Xue Fang helped the mirror frame, "If you are not satisfied, we can change it."

Miao Xun asked, "Did I really say I want to see dolphins?"

"That's right." It was still at that time, before the final farewell.

"Are you sure I didn't mean that?"

"Which one?" Xue Fang didn't know why.

Miao Xun pointed behind him.

Xue Fang turned his head, and saw a big black and white fish head hiding behind the curtain, and the fat tiger was sneaking around, watching secretly.

"Shua—" Xue Fang quickly closed the curtains expressionlessly, "You didn't see anything."

Miao Xun stroked his chin: "It often peeps at me."

Xue Fang: "...don't bother with it."

"I change clothes and it hides in the closet."

"..."

"I shower and it comes out of the tub."

"..."

"I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and you slept soundly. It insisted on dragging me to the porthole to look at the stars."

"……did you go?"

"Got it. I said I wanted to see a dolphin spout, and it did a full set for me."

Xue Fang: "..."

No wonder he had such a vivid and strange dream last night, dreaming that he turned into a killer whale and made a whale fountain in front of the cat!

"Don't pay attention to it next time, and don't get used to it. If you feel annoying, reprimand and drive it away."

Miao Xun shook his finger: "No."

Xue Fang was eager to explain: "Don't look at it as big, it's not fierce or bite, and it won't resist."

"It's not this question. It's—" Miao Xun sighed softly, "It's hard for me to refuse your liking."

It's never good to refuse your love...

no refusal...

like……

With these words buzzing in Xue Fang's head, he fell into a state of continuous mental trance.

Why didn't he find out before.

Talking Mi.

Lethality, so, horror—

"It won't lose two pieces of meat when it sees it." Miao Xun walked over and opened the curtains, and just as he stretched out his hand, the stocky and round killer whale sent its handsome dorsal fin to his hand, asking to be touched.

Miao Xun poked at the rich and flexible fat layer under its skin, and said casually, "Besides, you usually don't miss me."

He peeked out of the corner of his eye, and the old man's earlobe was red to the point of bleeding.

"This is not right..." He heard Xue Fang whisper in shame.

It's so wrong!

Where did that clingy Mimi, who would yell, "Mr. Xue don't want me, show you the slits in your ears, can you let me go"?

Sucked away by a black hole?

Could this be... the sequelae of a mental abortion? !

In order to verify the conjecture, Xue Fang started more intensive observations.

That night when they arrived at the residence of the Imperial Star, the old emperor Duncan Ayer sent an invitation letter.

Xue Fang held the invitation letter embedded with blue butterfly flowers, and had the urge to throw it into the shredder.

"What is that?" Miao Xun saw it.

"It's nothing." Xue Fang didn't change his face, let go of his hand, and the shredder ate the gold-painted cardboard.

Before he could settle accounts with Duncan Ayer, the other party wanted to come to continue pestering him, and wanted to attack Miao Xun again?no way!

But within a few seconds, Miao Xun received an anonymous call, "Hello? Who is it?"

Xue Fang looked over and guessed that someone Miao Xun knew in Huang Jingxing called to ask about safety.

However, Miao Xun listened for a while, with a strange expression on his face, took the terminal away, turned to Xue Fang and said, "He said he is the emperor of the Holy Empire, and told us to go to the palace to eat roasted birds at noon tomorrow."

Xue Fang: "...Scam call, hang up quickly!"

Miao Xun then replied to Duncan Ayer: "My boyfriend said he doesn't like roasted birds."

Boyfriend Xue Li immediately took the communication from him, went outside and put it to his ear, Duncan Ayer actually laughed out loud on the other end of the communication, "Hahaha, he is such a wonderful person."

Xue Fang was expressionless: "Do you want to see the empire's sun never rise again?"

Duncan Ayer is still using the young prosthetic body of the adjutant today, and his voice is loud: "Don't get excited, I just told him to let you come over to answer the communication. I put a sensor in the invitation letter. Once you destroy it, I will accept it." Here comes the reminder."

Xue Fang asked in a deep voice, "What are your plans?"

Duncan Al responded easily: "Now that you have brought him back, my experiment here can come to an end."

Xue Fang heard what he meant, clenched his fingers, gritted his teeth and said, "So you always knew where he was."

Duncan Ayer told the whole story: "Why don't you think? Without me sending people to follow that aircraft, it crashed in the vacuum space between the stars, how could there be any survivors? I just want to get the most realistic experimental process, and I'm not interested in taking his life .”

Moreover, he liked the conversation between "Little Cat" and the adjutant in front of the window that morning.The lunatic "cat" who can break the glass and pull out Mr. Dummy to ask politely, and then leave the contact information for compensation, is unique in the world.

Xue Fang followed closely and asked, "You promised us before that you would cure him no matter the cost. When will you fulfill it?"

Duncan Ayer smiled and said, "Haven't I already cashed in?"

"..." Xue Fang remained silent.

"The kitty you want is free, free from disease and pain, with a peaceful mind and a good spirit. Isn't he now perfectly in line with your expectations?"

Duncan Ayre looked forward to his vehement rebuttal.

But unexpectedly, Xue Fang pondered for a while and said: "It is indeed better for him to do this."

This time it was Duncan Ayer's turn to be surprised. In his expectation, Guide Xue, who knew the truth, would immediately put Miao Xun on the aircraft and rush over to him in the middle of the night to restore his status as a "cat" sentry. Conjures a tail and ears.

But the current guide seems to have completely abandoned the ultimate dream of being a supernatural being: to have a soul mate with a compatibility of more than 90%.Instead, choose a boring ordinary person.

Duncan Ayre was unwilling to lose the experimental bet just like this.

"Are you really not thinking about it anymore?" Duncan Ayre couldn't help asking.

Xue Fang said bluntly, "I don't think about it."

The door behind him opened slightly, and the young man's warm body temperature came from his back, his head rested on his shoulder, and he breathed lightly and asked, "What are you not thinking about?"

Xue Fang snapped the terminal, turned his head and kissed Miao Xun on the cheek: "I don't think about letting you go."

He doesn't want any kittens, ears, tails and fluffy.

As long as Miao Xun is alive and healthy, that is more important than anything else.

"Buzzing", the terminal rang, and Duncan Ayer sent a message: [If I tell you, there is an easy way to restore him to the original? 】

Great temptation.

Xue Fang glanced indifferently, and turned off the terminal directly.

Six times of brainwashing, one amnesia, countless pains and struggles.

If there is one person who has to bear those heavy pasts for you, it must be me.

……

Before going to bed, Miao Xun took a bath in the bathtub as usual.The mansion of the consul is simple and elegant, and the bathing pool is also square and spacious. Lying on the warm white ceramics, you can enjoy the bright lights at night from the panoramic floor-to-ceiling windows with a wide view.

It's rare to have such a large bath, but today there are no black and white "rubber boats" that whirred.

Miao Xun missed the killer whale a little bit.After all, he used it as a rubber ducky to rub and play with it when he took a bath these days.

So, he deliberately turned on the shower water, trying to make some noise and hook the old man's soul out to play.

Click, the door opened.

The soul did not come, but the deity came.

Miao Xun stretched his shoulders, swam over and lay down on the edge of the bath, smiling: "Why are you?"

The man took off his tie and walked over barefoot while unbuttoning it, "To prevent my mental body from harassing you."

Miao Xun raised his eyebrows: "So you come to harass me yourself."

Xue Fang took off his gold-rimmed glasses, and his face softened a lot. He sat by the bath, rolled up the sleeves on the white shirt, and dipped his forearm in the water to test the temperature. "Is it a little hot?"

"It's okay." Miao Xun watched his actions with a vague familiarity.

This kind of natural care, as if written in the memory of the body... very...

wife.

It is a family feeling that moisturizes everything silently.

"Where is the thermostat button? 39.8 degrees is better." Xue put his arms on the edge of the pool, trying to reach out to see where there is a thermostat.

Miao Xun asked strangely, "This is your house, don't you know?"

Xue Fang replied casually: "You're not here, I don't have time to take a bath."

A light honey-colored hand broke through the water, grabbed his forearm forcefully, and pulled it down violently.Xue Fang opened his eyes wide, and fell into the bath unexpectedly, splashing big water.He choked on two mouthfuls of water, and was immediately wrapped around his waist and dragged to the surface of the water. Just as he was about to take a deep breath, he was pinned down on the back of his neck and kissed him forcefully and passionately.

It's his little wild cat, who can do whatever he wants and pester people.

After the kiss, Xue Fang stroked back his drenched forehead hair, panted slightly, and drooped his eyebrows and eyes: "It's irresponsible to flirt."

Miao Xun stroked his neck, put his thumb on his Adam's apple, and rubbed: "Why are you responsible?"

"Because you are mine—" Sentinel.

It was so dangerous that I almost blurted out.Xue Fang swallowed the last two words, and moved the corners of his mouth: "It's okay."

Miao Xun grabbed his neck, leaned over and said, "When you just walked in, you said you could use the things in this room casually, right?"

Xue Fang: "?"

Miao Xun laughed softly: "Then if I use you casually, what should I be responsible for?"