Laid-off guide is a cat wife

As Xue Fang said, the hot blood of the senior guide can suppress all the troubles of the adolescent sentinel.

Menarche comes and goes quickly.

Mr. Xue is busy with affairs, and he holds communication meetings with different people all day long, whether it is the pre-selection of the list of the Interstellar Federation Climate Conference, or the border friction needs mediation.After dealing with the affairs on the facade, they would often take out other secret terminals and listen to the "private affairs" of the family business reported by the doorman, endlessly.

Military administration, shipping, online business, dabbling everywhere, it seems that countless world lines are finally converged in the hands of this man.

"Why don't you leave?" Miao Xun poked the food on the plate with a fork, muttering.

Xue Fang just hung up an emergency bulletin, took out a black leather-bound notebook, recorded it flamboyantly on it, read it silently, drew a frame and wrote the expected date, and then distractedly asked: "Do you want me to go?"

This question is very difficult to answer.

Miao Xun pushed the plate aside, and the fresh canned rice that he usually devours was tasteless today.

He tidied up the table, took out the matching practice papers of "The Theory of Advanced Supernatural Beings Volume 4", tapped the automatic pen, and kept his eyes on the topic, "It's none of my business whether you go or not..."

Xue Fang raised his eyes, saw the questions on the paper clearly, and said with a smile: "It's been so many years, and the old questions are still tested."

Miao Xun turned his eyes: "You also passed the exam?"

"Well, I took the test a few times, but I often failed."

Miao Xun didn't believe that he would fail.

"I want to touch your tail."

Miao Xun shuddered and almost exploded. How could this person make such an excessive request so calmly?Sentinel's tail is touchable!

Xue Fang glanced at his watch, and added: "Touch three for 10 minutes, is that okay? It won't delay you from doing the questions."

"...I have a super sensitive constitution." It will definitely delay the question!

"I know. But the medical examination report ten days ago shows that your 'desensitization' is progressing well."

Miao Xun opened his mouth and said, "That's against the machine, not against you."

Xue Fang was a little lonely: "I never said no before."

Miao Xun wanted to explain that he didn't mean it that way, but after he hesitated for a long time with his cheeks swollen, he still said firmly: "Just... just can't..."

The man didn't speak anymore, and he continued to do the questions.

【15. When hot flashes occur, which of the following is inappropriate?

A. Seek help from a married partner

B. Take emergency antipyretics

C. Call the guide of the crush and ask him to come and help

D. Hide in the refrigerator and wait for the hot flashes to pass]

"Choose D." Xue Fang cast a glance and said casually.

Miao Xun turned to the answer at the back, confirmed it and refuted him: "The correct answer is C, and this question is 'inappropriate'."

Xue Fang is quite serious: "Sentry with sudden hot flashes, pituitary endocrine increases body metabolism and constricts blood vessels. If you hide in the refrigerator and suddenly cool down, it is easy to cause cerebral blood vessels to rupture, which is ten times more serious than the consequences of choosing C."

"...It seems to make sense."

"I just said that these questions are too old and not rigorous enough. They should be changed long ago."

Miao Xun thought for a while, "But the question is obviously about Xiangshao relationship, and C is not appropriate. How can you make trouble for the non-binding guide during hot flashes?"

If something goes wrong, it will be tried in court.

Xue Fang told him: "If you encounter this situation, C can pass through my place."

Miao Xun came to his senses, his eyes dodged: "...what, what's the deal, I won't call... No, you're not..." The guide of the secret love.

The long golden and black tail sneaked out, twisted and rubbed against the man's wrist with its master on its back, wrapped it around, and used it as a "plush" bracelet for him.

Xue Fang combed the fluffy fur with his fingers, "But I will come and help you—"

Miao Xun's ears were red, and the automatic pen poked a hole in the paper.

"—until you find a suitable mate."

What does it feel like to be thrown into the freezer to burst into blood vessels on the way to fever?

Miao Xun tasted a similar taste in a trance.

"Oh..." Miao Xun was scribbling with a pen, bowing his head and said, "No, no need. You are very busy, that would be too troublesome, and... besides, if my future partner finds out, he might not be happy."

"That's right." Xue Fang showed no expression, checked the terminal again, stood up and said, "I should go."

"okay……"

The boy arched his back, facing the paper without turning his head.

Xue Fang gently untied the tail around his wrist, and the tip of the hair trembled a bit, feeling extremely wronged, as if he didn't understand why the fluffy and cute self was let down.

Xue Fang walked to the door and accidentally looked back.The back that was as stubborn as a piece of chocolate lollipop showed signs of melting, flattening the cat's ears, biting his lips tightly, trying to turn around but his shoulders were stiff and unable to twist.

"I……"

The boy's chest rose and fell, and he made a little breathing sound with difficulty.

What to say, what to say?

"Road, be careful on the road."

The nails dug into the palm of the hand, as if exhausting all strength.He shouldn't have expected it.

The man standing at the door seemed to sigh slightly.When Miao Xun heard his footsteps, he hesitated a little, not as calm as before, but it was much more real for no reason——

"Little good cat," Your Young Master stroked his ears, then lowered down and kissed his forehead, "You are so fierce outside, but you are still so good to me..."

kissed...

With a sullen face, Miao Xunqiang asked him, "What do you mean?"

Xue Fang told him helplessly: "If it's me in the future, I won't be unhappy."

If the future is me——

After he left, Miao Xun circled this sentence in his mind for a long time.

If, why say if?

As if he had other options.

But until night, he tossed and turned in the empty bedroom, unable to sleep, when he sat up suddenly, his heart was beating violently.

That young master who was calm on the surface, probably couldn't figure out his intentions, and he was also afraid that his little pet would run away with others one day and never come back again, so he said such sour words seriously, right? !

He looked at the gray bed boards on the upper floor, and the faint smell of sea salt lingered around, even after more than ten hours, it hadn't completely dissipated.

——The intensity of the pheromone of the supernatural being will be directly proportional to the degree of interest. "Advanced Supernatural Being Theory Volume 4" page 76.

Miao Xun turned over, squinted his eyes, and pressed the dial button on the terminal.

Beep—beep—rang for more than ten seconds, but no one answered.

Are you having a messy meeting again?It's better to hang up.

"—Hello?...Is that Miu Miu..."

There was a drowsy sound, as if he hadn't woken up.

Miao Xun felt guilty and denied: "No, it's not me."

The other side seemed to get up, the dull breathing stopped for a few seconds, and then became clear, and he woke up completely, "What's wrong? Did you have a nightmare?"

"No, no."

"Or, is there anything you want to ask me?"

"nor……"

"Is the hot flash coming again?" The high-fidelity communication sound effect made the man's voice sound as if it was close to the ear, whispering tenderly and dotingly.

Miao Xun buried his face in the pillow, bit the bullet and said, "No, it's not hot flashes. It's you who said I can choose, choose C."

Xue Fang chuckled, "You can choose A."

"what?"

"Nothing." He took it lightly.

Miao Xun bit his lip angrily, "Why are you always like this?" Sometimes he rushed forward forcefully, sometimes he was ambiguous, "Can't you give me the answer directly?"

He pondered for a while, "Yes."

Miao Xun held his breath, waiting for him to tell the truth, but what this person said was——

"ACDCB, DBABC."

Miao Xun: "...It's dead!"

A cunning and circuitous old monster in the power field!It's too much to fool him!What ACDCB, random talk——

Wait a moment?

Miao Xun jumped out of bed, pulled out the paper that he made during the day, unfolded it and spread it on his lap. The multiple-choice questions happened to be ten items. If those options were included, it should be...

[Q1: During the onset of Sentinel Mania, what should the guide do?

A: All-weather escort regardless of occasion

Q2: If your current partner is not satisfied with you, which of the following is the [correct] way to do it?

C: Shut up in a small black room and carry out a full and thorough emotional reconstruction

Q3: Under what circumstances should sentries stay away from binding guides?

D: There is no such situation

…………

Q10: According to the "Law on the Protection of Juvenile Supernatural Persons", if you have a good impression of immature supernatural persons, which of the following is [correct]?

C: Abduct him and her from home, raise her carefully, and register for marriage when she reaches adulthood]

"...What... all the choices are wrong, wrong answers." Miao Xun's fingertips were hot, and he could barely hold the paper.

For these ten questions, the questioner asked the secular law, and the answer given by Xue Fang was the warm and cold conscience.

It is like an agreement that needs to be signed urgently, and it will automatically take effect only when Miao Xun's ID card information "pata" changes to an adult in a certain year and a certain month.

But before that, Young Master Xue has to put away his paws, be cautious and strict, and give the right to choose to Miao Xun. Even if the carefully raised little house cat develops feelings beyond revolutionary friendship with a wild guide at school and on the battlefield, Xue The young master also had to knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

——He is an adult and has no freedom to act recklessly.Standing on a high place and being stared at by countless pairs of eyes, it is natural to be extremely cautious when speaking.

Terminal message, [Master]: Did you pass the answer?

Miao Xun held up the terminal, raised the corner of his mouth, and replied: 0 points.But I won't tell anyone.

[A certain young master]: Tell me what?

Miao Xun: You are a villain [Kitten Super Fierce.jpg]

[A certain young master]: The villain wants to tell the super fierce little cat to look under the bed.

Kneeling down with doubts, he looked under the dark bed——

ah!It's all sugar jars! ! !It is so full that it fills the entire space under the bed, so much to eat in the next life!

[A certain young master]: Good night, Princess Toffee Cat.

Lying on so much sugar, it was hard for Miao Xun not to sleep soundly.

……

The holidays are over and a new semester begins. The hard training is still going on, and dozing off in theory classes has become more and more proficient.

The students were surprised to find that the little cheetah, who had never contacted his family, even began to hide in the cubicle of the communication room on Sunday afternoon, using a voice that was barely audible to others, and chatted with someone far away. Baba complained about the academy.

Until he quietly made a report that he would follow the seniors to practice on the battlefield.

The cub disappeared for six months and came back much thinner and stronger.As soon as he entered the dormitory, all the sentinels in the building shuddered unconsciously. They thought it was some god-killing instructor who had just left the battlefield to check the dormitory, so they all dressed up and ran out to have a look.

The result is that they are class flowers.

Someone among the onlookers sniffled and said with a smile: "It seems that our super flowers have been picked."

"Nonsense, why can't I smell it?"

"Nonsense, my mental body is a bee, can you learn this talent?"

With long legs, Super Flower packed his things without changing his expression while being watched from all directions. His roommate, Little Hedgehog, asked worriedly, "Little Cheetah, do you want to change the dormitory?"

Viewed from the side, the little cheetah was almost as thin as a bolt of honey-colored lightning. He rolled his eyes slightly and replied, "I'm not going."

"Ah? Why!"

"I got first-class merit and graduated ahead of schedule."

"Congratulations!" The little hedgehog was sincerely happy for him, and reluctantly sent him to the airport, watching a low-key and luxurious Harrier-type airship pick up his friend.

But when the little hedgehog went back, there were rumors in the college, and the rumors about the little cheetah became more and more ugly, and even got in front of the little hedgehog——

"Hey, little hedgehog, do you know that you are in the opposite bed? He didn't graduate early. He hooked up with a big boss guide on the first-level battlefield, packed up his things and went to be a rich wife for others!"