Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Don't throw away the glued kitten, just stick it together with my wife's love.

pity……

Miao Xun miscalculated the level of clinginess of the guide.

Xue Fang pressed him down and "repaired" him from the inside out.Miao Xun, who had been subjected to a full set of brain massage by the spiritual tentacles, was lying in a corner absent-mindedly, his eyes kept staring into the air——

too frightening.

It was as if he was holding the filling material and poking it into the wound. No matter the new one or the old one, he had refreshed all of them. Now he felt a sense of emptiness in a trance, as if he had returned to the factory settings.

There are people passing by.

The caramel cream-colored striped tail bumped up and down, and bumped to the only way, blocking the way strongly.

There was a temperature approaching, and the man struggled for a long time before restraining the desire to step on the cat's tail, and chose to step over it carefully.

But is Maowei a vegetarian? !

The blocking tail of the little cheetah cannot be ignored, and must be protested solemnly.

So it immediately took coercive measures and used its ultimate skill - an inverted golden hook hanging on its ankle - and successfully captured a trembling voice: "Ah, it can't be done..."

Miao Xun glanced out of the corner of his eye: "Didn't you just do well?"

"Still angry." Xue Fangmao put the tea cup in his hand on the table, squatted down, held the fluffy hair around his ankle, stroked it along the hair, and counted how many striped black rings there were ring.

Miao Xun said angrily, "You just caused me such pain!"

To be precise, it was painful and refreshing, and the brain repeatedly orgasmed until it became numb.

Xue Fang explained: "Your mental domain is full of pits, big and small. As long as I see them, I will of course help you fill them up."

"Can't you make up two in a day, step by step?"

"No, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder and secret fear."

"..."

"And you begged me to love you, how can I sit idly by." Xue Fang couldn't help laughing.

"...I suspect that you are avenging me for secretly eating guide vegetarians."

"How could it be?" Xue Fang's eyebrows were flat, and he stroked the base of his tail as he spoke.

As soon as Miao Xun's lower back became hot, his entire back muscles trembled and convulsed, curled up like a cat and shrimp, and he couldn't speak fluently: "Forgive...forgive me."

"what is it call?"

"...Brother." Turning his head away, he reluctantly said.

Forced tearful pussy head is the most fragrant.

Xue Dayue only gnawed on the tip of his ear, and let him go contentedly.

There are many eccentricities of old men.

It will also be refurbished with age.

Miao Xun quietly waited for his "device to restart", and made a small calculation in his heart.

When Xue Fang went to add water to the teacup again, Miao Xun lazily turned around, lay on the ground and squinted at him, his almond eyes were slightly elongated, the pheromone was thick and sweet, and the style was mellow.

"Brother~" patted his tail.

Xue Fang: "?"

As if an exhausted cat was lying under human feet, trying to touch porcelain, its wet forehead rubbed against the floor, revealing its tight belly, Miao Xun said in a sticky nasal voice, "Brother...feed me some cat food, I'm hungry."

Snapped--!Director Xue's sanity line snapped.

He forgot that this was not the dilapidated sentinel before it was repaired, but the shiny Miu Miu who had been filled up by him.

The consequence of rashly jumping on Rua is——

Being pinched behind the back of one hand easily, he fell to the ground, and was still dizzy when the ceiling appeared in his vision.

Miao Xun put on a cold face: "Show me the fish."

Xue Fang adjusted his position and lay down comfortably so that he could observe the formation of "airplane ears" from the best angle.

"What fish?" He asked casually.

"Don't play dumb for me, just that big and round guy, it didn't come out after you repaired the barrier for me today, there must be a problem!"

"I'm afraid..." Xue Fang looked dim and hesitated.

"What are you afraid of?" Miao Xun breathed disorderly.

Xue Fang raised his face and smiled, "I'm afraid it will affect my tall and mighty image in your heart."

Miao Xun was a little anxious, "Stop talking nonsense," he muttered in a low voice, "You are not mighty in the first place, you are just my guide... Come out and show me your spirit body."

"Well, wait a minute."

He readily agreed, but turned sideways, stretched his hand towards the cup, held the handle and handed it under Miao Xun's nose, "Here."

"I asked you to show me the spirit—" Miao Xun was talking, and inadvertently lowered his head for a glance, first froze, and then shouted in surprise: "Why is it so small!"

There was a super miniature killer whale floating in the teacup, and when Miao Xun was watching with wide-eyed eyes, he leisurely pulled out his white belly and patted the water with his tail fin, er, tea water.

"Don't worry, it will recover soon. It was still this big in the morning." Xue Fang gestured to the size of a pillow.

It is said that it will become larger and smaller with the sunset tide.

"Because, did you fix it for me?" Miao Xun murmured, "I killed Yaosa today, and he said that your spiritual power was sucked away along with your memory, and he also said..."

Miao Xun suddenly grabbed Xue Fang's shoulders, tightened his fingers, and stared at the guide: "He turned into me and created countless nightmares for you. Why..." He lowered his head and gasped, "Why did you see me react a little bit?" nothing?"

Why not scream, fear, resist him?Under that kind of long-term torture, is there really no stress disorder at all?

"I have a reaction."

"Where...you call baby as soon as you come up..."

"Yes. I said, 'It's a good thing you're still alive'. Because Yosa would tell me that you had a bad time after I disappeared. Even if a consciousness sneaked into my nightmare with your face on it, killing me Countless times," Xue Fang said softly, stroking his cheek, "all I care about is whether you can still lift the knife to protect yourself."

The kitten, which has been refurbished for less than a day, is down again.

There are tens of thousands of combinations in this world, but an unreserved trust is cherished.

"Since you have refurbished it for me, you have to put a new label on it."

Xue Dafang asked: "What label do you want to put on? Brother, hungry, rice?"

Miao Xun said, "Your name."

.....................

A creature like a guide should be carefully cared for.

It's a pity that Miao Xun's own guide hardly falls into this category.

That's right...he just used the word "pity".

Been bullied by someone Xue for three years, and widowed for three years, finally ushered in a big reversal of status, thinking that he could live a life of bullying the bad guy guide to tears every day, but was enthusiastically told by the hospital's supernatural person clinic——

"Although your guide's mental power level is less than 10%, according to our observation and speculation, due to continuous strong mental resistance, his mental domain has expanded by at least 60% compared to three years ago. As for the specific value, because his brain The area is too wide, and it burned out the most advanced equipment in our hospital, so there are only estimated values ​​for your reference at present, generally speaking, I want to say congratulations!"

Congratulations what ah congratulations.

The guide has so many bad intentions and has become stronger again, he would lose hair just thinking about it.

But after a while he came to his senses, secretly pinched the little killer whale hanging in his bag as a pendant, and went home with peace of mind.

Hold someone's little soul in the palm of your hand and give it to no one, huh.

Due to his protracted stroking, kneading, and repeated grasping of rua, the orca, which was the size of a keychain, quickly swelled back to the size of a pillow. Now, it was difficult for Miao Xun to take it out.

His guide happily suggested: "Leave it at home, it's so big."

Miao Xun looked at the killer whale pillow he was holding, and then recalled the sea beast that was tens of meters long and weighed dozens of tons. He turned around and found a handbag, put it in the bag, and prepared to carry it away.

Xue Fang: "..."

Weakened visibly.

Miao Xun wondered, "Why, don't you want me to take it out?"

"It's not..."

"why?"

Xue Fang was embarrassed for a while, and then sighed after a long while, intentionally or unintentionally complaining: "You don't even take me out."

Miao Xun wanted to complain, but it was you who said that the situation outside is unclear and it is best to rest at home for a while.

Xue Fang pretended to sigh softly: "The days of waiting for your spouse at home are very lonely."

Miao Xun's words immediately changed into: "...well, where do you want to go?"

Xue Fang smiled and narrowed his eyes: "You will know when you go."

Thus, Miao Xun was successfully deceived into going to the Marriage Registry Office.

Standing under the glittering floating plaque, with virtual rose petals floating beside him, watching Xue Fang pick up the self-service form and start filling it out seriously, he felt very at ease in his heart, and he was not surprised at all.

That's right, besides Xue Fang, who else can sit in his field of vision, in this scene, holding in his hand a contract that he is about to sign for life?

Perhaps there was an imperfect start between them.

But he wanted a happy ending.

"It's not the end." Xue Fang said suddenly.

Miao Xun was stunned, and turned to him: "You look at my brain again!"

The guide was confident and confident: "Just look at it, anyway, it's not once or twice. As a legal single sentinel, you still have the right to file a privacy protection complaint against me, and you will be deprived of it after signing the agreement. You still have time to think about it, although I I will tell you that whether you sign or not, you are within my asylum."

High EQ: You are within my protection.

Low EQ: I just like to watch you quietly, all the time.

Weird guy.

Don't you know that the disclosure of privacy between the whistle and spouses is for both parties?It's as if it's unilaterally taking advantage of something.

Of course, if you want to take advantage of each other, you have to take advantage of each other. From now on, he will also secretly write down all the weird hobbies in the guide's clever mind in a small notebook.

When Xue Fangba is 90 years old, give him the number: You adopted me at 24, became my guide at 27, registered for marriage with me at 30, joined hands at 40, and loved each other at 50...

To leave a lot of space, write down those roads that have not yet happened, but will definitely be walked together.

Xue Fang put down the agreement that signed his own name, raised his gentle eyes, "Registration for marriage is not the end, it's just a summary of the first stage between you and me. In the future, we will have countless stages and countless summaries. Maybe there will be good ones Bad, but for me, the answer at the bottom of the paper will always be—"

"I love you, nice to meet you, Mr. Xue."

Miao Xun spoke before him, and quickly signed the other half's name and handed it to him.

But it took a long time before the marriage agreement was officially submitted.

Not that he regretted it.

It was because his guide was too excited and nearly ran away out of control, so he had to drag him back to the aircraft, close the hatch and pester him for two hours to satisfy him.

During the period, the guide broke into the depths of the spiritual realm, and made countless tender confessions.

What to say, "You are the meaning of my life, Miao Xun".

This is too mushy.

But there is no way.

Who made Mr. Xue my wife?