Laid-off guide is a cat wife

pattern?

Miao Xun subconsciously tightened his neckline, and walked into the bathroom expressionlessly.

Facing the mirror, he hesitated to loosen the collar, revealing the combined emblem bit by bit.

After the sentinel and the guide are bound, abstract patterns of each other's spiritual bodies will appear on each other's bodies. This is a physiological response written in the genes, and it is also a proof of a loyal union.The stronger the average strength of the binding parties, the darker the color of the emblem, the rarest and strongest is fire black, the S-level whistle is basically dark blue, the A-level is orange, the B is light grass... The D-level is almost to nothing color.

As for his, it was a bewitching and rich deep black red, and the pattern could barely be seen as a fish, like a red-hot brand, engraved in his flesh and blood with the short-term binding.

As if it belonged to someone.

Miao Xun narrowed his eyes, staring at the emblem in the mirror, his fingertips were sharp, Zi... Zizi scratched three bloodstains on the stained flesh, destroying its integrity.

"That...the leader," the orange cat called out in a low voice, "I just went to their house to find the leftover candy, and put it on the small table."

Miao Xun didn't answer.He found the toolbox for daily tasks, took out the makeup box, and applied liquid foundation on the broken marks one by one, watching it slowly disappear until the scars were covered with thick foundation and no longer bleed. , only slightly satisfied.

That night, he folded his arms around his chest and slept very peacefully, even the three small candies he stuffed under the pillow didn't touch him.

The next day, he received news from the organization after a long absence, and Li Wei, who was in charge of assigning tasks, invited him outside:

"The 'little green card' for Numan Hashi and the other three that the boss wants, have you brought it?"

Miao Xun threw the black plastic bag to him. It was smelly inside, a smell of decaying human protein.

Li Wei stuffed it into the bag in disgust, "Don't you wash it after you cut it off?"

Miao Xun twitched the corner of his mouth and typed slowly: "Everyone will become so stinky in the future."

"Crazy." Li Wei cursed in a low voice, then changed the topic, "Are you still taking in those 'scrap products'? Although Boss indulges you, other leaders have already complained. Instead of letting the waste products go to the 'vegetable market', raise them , Let the next batch of scrapped sentries see, who will quietly obey the organization's arrangements? They asked me to warn you, don't break the rules without knowing the good and the bad, you can't afford the consequences."

"Who are you?" Miao Xun put down the coffee cup, with a half-smile.

Li Wei was afraid of causing trouble, so he just threatened: "They are all people you can't afford."

"Ding——" Miao Xun absent-mindedly tapped the porcelain cup with a small spoon, "Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding—"

There was a quick sound, which made people flustered. Li Wei, who was also a sentinel, had a heart beating wildly and his eardrums were swollen, and he stopped angrily: "Stop, stop knocking!"

"Is it noisy?" Miao Xun asked curiously, resting his chin.

Li Wei said impatiently: "Not everyone is as crazy as you, who like to take pain as pleasure."

Miao Xun pursed his lower lips, showing a very shallow smile, which contrasted with his innocent face: "Then are you in pain?"

"...Don't do that. I'm here to inform you today that the organization has recreated your identity and put your DNA information into the matching system. At that time, it will arrange for you to bind with a certain family and help the Boss in this won the second general election.”

For no reason, Miao Xun felt a sharp pain in his collarbone.

He closed his coat calmly, typed casually and asked, "How long can it be killed after binding?"

"It depends on what the boss wants. Also, don't kill people at random and cause trouble for us!"

Miao Xun dragged the sugar bowl on the table, opened the small lid, poured the half-cold coffee on the white sugar, stirred the sugar juice as thick as a mudslide with a small spoon, and gulped down happily under Li Wei's horrified gaze. .

Hmm... He stuck out the cat's tongue... It's still a little hot, but it's not bitter anyhow.

"Boss has said many times, you can't eat sugar, it will affect your nerve speed!"

Miao Xun leaned loosely on the back of the chair, watching the passers-by pass by quietly outside the window, he could hear everyone's heartbeat - they were all healthy, stable, free and happy.

He bowed his head and typed a line of writing, showing it to Li Wei: "Boss also said that you will transfer personnel next month. How about—"

He turned his head and showed an innocent smile: "Kill you all and replace me as the leader, okay?"

Li Wei's frightened face was reflected in the rust-golden pupils.

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At five o'clock in the morning, the lights were bright.

Miao Xun tilted his head, held the MR75-Desert Rose in his hand, let go of his thumb and fired continuously, "Bang! Bang!——" The noise was deafening, and the thickened 10cm steel wall was shot into a sieve in an instant.

This gun is famous for its ring-shaped spray wounds. The superparticle bullets are expensive, and it is the favorite of the nobles to show off in the hunting game——

But Miao Xun treats it as a cheap thing and ruins it casually.

He stooped to grab another handful of cartridges from the box, swayed as he straightened up, and took a sip of beer.

"Burp." The pepper soda and beer mixed in the stomach, a wonderful chemical reaction occurred, and the bubbles bubbled.

Throw away the MR75 and pick up a new one, regardless of whether other people are sleeping or not, and recklessly shoot empty bullets. The walls, ceilings, sofas, and all places within sight are all smashed.

Like a cat grinding its claws on furniture in the middle of the night.

"Who is he having trouble with?" Slender Wolf asked in a low voice.

The orange cat is innocent: "I don't know..."

The thin wolf sighed, "I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight."

Once the "Cheetah" gets into trouble, it will not stop all night.

But in the middle of the night, there was no movement outside.

Miao Xun was lying in the pile of empty ammunition and wine bottles, holding colorful candy paper between his fingers, flicking the tip of his tail, staring at the screen intently:

"...The latest news, the sentinel who was victimized in a vegetative state in the Birkeland incident two years ago miraculously woke up tonight, claiming that he will personally hold the former guide accountable—"

When the screen turned, the sentry's swollen face was full of pain, "...It's not an accident! It's because he agreed to my marriage proposal, but cheated on other sentries, so he wanted to kill me!"

The reporter leaned over the microphone and asked excitedly, "Who is he?"

"Xue Fang."

"Is that your companion guide?"

The sentinel dodged his eyes for a second, "Well... it should have been."

"Facing the camera, do you have anything to say to him?"

The sentinel clenched his fists, full of indignation: "I want to say, Xue Fang, the law will not let you go unpunished, I will expose your true colors, and I will tell everything at the press conference tomorrow! Including your dirty past!"

……

The vegetative person who has been sleeping for two years, the timing of waking up is "just right", and he has become a puppet sentinel, which must be very painful.

"Hiccup." Miao Xun hiccupped like an airplane ear.

So, "cat" sneaked into the hospital.

There are a large number of Sentinels scrapped in the White Tower every year, and most of them are sent to sanatoriums with poor conditions.But "Cabbage" is very lucky. With Professor Xue being taken advantage of, he can comfortably live in a VIP intensive care bed.

With the help of optical camouflage, Miao Xun was able to hide outside the ward, and could clearly hear the conversation inside:

"I repeat, your right to use has been sold to Mr. Xu. Here is the content of the press conference in 6 hours. Please be sure to memorize it by heart." The cold and ruthless female voice is Xu Weilian's senior secretary.

"...I know, I just want to ask," the sentinel said in a low voice, he had just woken up not long ago, and he was still speaking clumsily, "When can I... go out."

"Where are you going? Are you going out of the hospital?" The female secretary seemed to have heard some joke, "You have lost your value as a sentinel. At least it is useful to stay here, but not necessarily if you go out."

The sentinel understood the hint in her words, and begged with a dry smile: "But I...I want to go out and have a look, please tell Mr. Xu, I'm already awake, I can't...stay here forever."

"You have to understand Mr. Xu's needs. That's it, I'll go first." The female secretary walked away coldly.

"Cabbage" sat on the bed covering her face, not daring to think about her future fate.

He was privately traded to Xu William by the White Tower.Today, Councilor Xu needs him, so he can be awakened with a shot in the arm; maybe tomorrow, if he is no longer needed, he can be turned into a "vegetative" again.

"Dong dong", the young man in glasses and leather jacket opened the door, bowed politely to him, and presented his press card with both hands.

"Cabbage" is unhappy: "Tell me, what do you want to ask?"

The other person returns a friendly smile and projects the question onto the opposite wall. "Cabbage" read the first line: "Did your former guide heal you?"

"Treatment..." Xue Fang didn't care about that thing at all, and giving an artificial guide element seemed like a great charity, "Of course he should be treated frequently. If it wasn't for the White Tower's delay in approving him, he would have combined with me a long time ago."

"Yeah." "Cat" nodded obediently, and recorded on the paper: Pervert (crossed out) likes to combine with others.

"Second question, did your former guide often say he liked it?"

"Cabbage" was a little hesitant, "It's quite often...we talk to each other every day...before he changes his mind."

"Cat" writes down: Pervert (strike out again) often tells his ex that he likes it.

"What does he like about you?"

"Cabbage" opened his mouth and came: "Of course I like my strong fighting power and can protect him."

"Cat" stood up, with a face full of curiosity, and typed to tell him: "Can I ask for proof?"

"Cabbage" frowned: "Certification? I don't have time to cooperate."

"It's very simple, this way—" "Cat" stretched out his hand and pulled out his tube.

"Drip! Drip! Didi, Didi—" the heart rate monitor screamed frantically, "Cabbage" twisted his face, unable to breathe, held his neck with one hand, and grabbed the "reporter" convulsively with the other, hoarsely said: "Here... I give……"

Can't last a minute?Not strong at all.

"Cat" hid the tube mischievously behind him, bent his eyes and smiled, and asked him again: "Do you want to go out?"

"Cabbage" nodded with difficulty, "Ah...!"

Miao Xun rang the bedside bell, picked up the phone, and the nurse on the opposite side asked lazily: "Patient 71, do you need any help?"

"Cabbage" has already inhaled less air and exhaled more, looking at the phone helplessly, that is the last hope.

"Cat" typed helplessly: "I can't speak, you can speak."

He thoughtfully stuffed the receiver into the sentry's mouth and blocked his throat. When the sentry was struggling to breathe, he tore off the sticker and stuck it on the terrified face of the corpse.

It read: It's not good to lie.

"belch."

The medical staff would arrive within ten seconds, but Miao Xun sat on the bed, turned up the brightness calmly, took a picture and clicked to send.After thinking about it again, I typed a line: "We're settled."

At the same time, Professor Xue, who was fishing in class, received the news.

He saw the content clearly, took a breath, hammered the podium table, and announced loudly: "get out of class ends early!"

Professor Xue grabbed the briefcase and rushed out of the classroom aggressively.

It's too much, he knows that the kitten is willful, but he doesn't know that it can be so willful!

Without thinking about it, he called directly, and only after one ring did he realize that "cat" is dumb.

But the other side actually picked it up!

Professor Xue suppressed his anger and asked him: "I ran out at exactly one o'clock yesterday, what should I do if the barrier is broken, and I want to clear up with me, there is no way!"

There was a long silence on the other side, and then came a clear voice, "Hic."

Xue Fang's heart trembled, "You didn't eat a whole can of sugar, did you? You burped!"

The other party hung up.

A bunch of identical photos were sent one after another.

Xiaomi: [Cabbage].jpg

Xiaomi: [Cabbage].jpg

Xiaomi: [Cabbage].jpg

……

Professor Xue had no choice but to reply: ... I know, I know, if you kill him, kill him, go home and rest quickly.How are you today?I'm leaving get out of class early and want to meet you.

Xiaomi: [record book].jpg

Professor Xue:?The pervert likes to marry, and the pervert and his ex say they like it?There is no past, only present!

Xiaomi: [Empty No. 3 Mi can].jpg

Professor Xue: ...Sure enough, I ate all of them.

Xiaomi: I didn't eat it.

Professor Xue:?Who ate that?

Xiaomi: I don't know.

Professor Xue: Besides canned food, do you still want to eat my guide element?

Xiaomi: ...don't eat! ! ! !

After playing a lot of exclamation points, it seems that I want it very much—Professor Xue walked out of the teaching building humming a song, ready to find Mi, but——

An uninvited guest stood in front of him coldly.

"Xue Fang, you should go back with me."