Laid-off guide is a cat wife

"What do you mean?"

Xue Fang kissed the tip of his nose, stood up and found a book, turned to page 342, and handed it to him.

Miao Xun glanced at the lower right corner, and the page read: Xue Fang, by.

"Print books are rare these days. This is my first collection of published works, and it is only circulated in small circles, because I set the copyright price very high, and I didn't sell many copies."

Miao Xun frowned: "So how many copies did you sell?"

Xue Fang thought back, "Well... there are only about 30 to [-] volumes, after all, I have hundreds of millions of citations now." He pointed to the top two ends of the page, "Here, I have written 'cua' source."

[As we all know, the Semitic people originated from the wandering tribe in the universe. They are wild and unruly in nature, and their character characteristics are also fully expressed in language.

When they were expelled by the Federation and the Empire for the first time and migrated to the abandoned deserted planet, soil pigs were the only meat they could eat. "cua" is the name of this pig. 】

Following the content of the book, Xue Fang explained softly: "100 years later, "cua" became a slang term, from a noun to a verb, which means 'I want to eat you and mate with you'. But I think it is romantic Wild and straightforward, likening a lover to satisfy the hunger, an indispensable food, satisfying protein intake from all aspects..."

protein?intake?Miao Xun narrowed his eyes, this guy really had a terrible heart under his serious appearance.

"I am the only one who studies Semitic language in the whole federation, and the other two are my students." Xue Fang lifted his chin and looked at him with a smile: "Now, you are the fourth one who knows its true meaning. man, cua~”

Miao Xun ignored his last tactful courtship, and only gently repeated in his heart: cua...

The trembling tone of the guide's voice was very familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere before, and he couldn't help but engrave its pronunciation in his heart.But what the correct tone was, he couldn't judge at all.

Xue Fang saw what he was thinking, and said enthusiastically, "I'll teach you."

Miao Xun typed quickly: "I don't need to say this."

"That's right, you're an activist without saying hello."

Miao Xun looked cold and arrogant: "I use you, what do I need to say hello to?"

It's so righteous and justified.Xue put a low smile, "You are welcome to use it a lot, my door is always open for you."

I also hope that one day, I will be able to board your broken bridge, even if I use my body to make up for the cracks, so that you can step over and walk onto my port.

The next morning, Xue Fang called a costume tailor for supernatural beings to come to the door.

People with supernatural abilities have special bodies, and their abilities vary greatly from individual to individual. Some have a developed sense of smell, while others have a keen sense of touch.When they buy clothes, they can't do whatever they want like ordinary people. Even if there is a big sale at the end of the year, they have to secretly take them into the fitting room. Response to payment.

The best way to do this is to have custom made clothes.

Of course, not everyone can afford this expense.

Although he was reluctant to inherit the family property after being slapped in the face, Xue Fang was a little comforted to be able to squander money to improve Xiaomi's quality of life.

Xue Fang looked at the customized watch in his hand in confusion:

[Please tick the box below according to your actual situation to facilitate the selection of fabrics——

Body Sensitivity: A. Slow B. Normal C. Slightly Sensitive D. Common E. Very Sensitive]

He looked up at the tailor, feeling an occupational disease, and pointed out rigorously: "What are the specific criteria for judging from C to E? This description is too vague, it's not good."

The tailor quickly explained: "Ordinary means that there is no feeling when touched, and very sensitive means that it will sting when touched. If you are not sure, you can use a reagent test."

Hearing this, Xue Fang stood up on the spot, walked to the side of Miao Xun who was flipping through the clothing album absently, and put his palm directly on the "cat"'s neck.Miao Xun was caught off guard, and almost exploded with a shudder. He ran ten meters away in an instant, touched the place Xue Fang had touched, and snorted coldly.

Xue Fang almost laughed out loud: "I tested it, it is extremely sensitive."

"Okay, then according to the highest sensitivity, use the softest, gentlest, natural and odorless materials." The tailor was delighted, the higher the sensitivity, the more expensive the customization fee, and the money for the supernatural is easy to earn.

"Besides, are your clothes still made as before?"

Xue Fang brought the cat back and was about to speak when the honey-skinned beauty put a pillow on her shoulder from behind, and a terminal stretched out in front of the tailor:

"He is the personal thing I touch most frequently, what do you think?"

The innocent single tailor was shown his face, twitching the corners of his mouth, and forced a smile: "Then give both of you the highest sensitivity."

Xue Fang glanced at the feline totem emblem on his wrist, and felt warm, "By the way, the cuffs of my suit should be shortened by three centimeters."

He wants to expose the binding emblem in a fair manner, so that others can see it at a glance, he has a cat!

An hour later, Xue Fang walked briskly into the giant white tower, went upstairs to find the director, pushed the cold light lens, and threw the report on his big mahogany desk:

"Director Lerman, this is already the fourth case of missing sentries this month. They are all orphans without any family members. Where should the pension be distributed?"

Lerman was teasing the spirit of the macaw. He was over sixty years old, and he spoke slowly and absent-mindedly: "According to the regulations of the Tower, for sentries without family members, the pension will be automatically donated to the post-injury nursing home after death."

Xue Fang directly pulled a chair and sat down, folded his long legs, and frowned slightly: "I'm talking about disappearance, not sacrifice. Their bodies have not been found so far."

"For interstellar warfare outside the sector, cosmic rays are changeable and complex, and it is not unheard of to find the remains. How about this, you leave this matter to the sentry station first." The director made it clear that he didn't want him to get involved .

Xue Fang didn't bother to get involved.

If you are too active in doing things, you have a problematic attitude - one of Professor Xue's old-age maxims.

Back in the office, Xue Fang continued to finish some chores and was about to leave work early. He was stopped by a sneaky person as soon as he entered the airport.

"Xue Fang? Is it Xue Fang?" The man was haggard, his face was sallow, and a faint light appeared from his cloudy eyes when he saw him.

Xue Fang identified it carefully, remembered who he was, and said in surprise: "Lin Yikun? You have been married and retired a long time ago, why are you here?"

Lin Yikun looked around nervously, "I, I have something to ask you, is that okay? It's not convenient to talk here...I'm afraid they will find me."

Xue Fang pondered for a moment, pulled him into his flying machine, drove away from the White Tower, and sat down in a private room of a hidden coffee shop.

Lin Yikun held the hot coffee cup with trembling hands, and kept thanking him: "Thank you, thank you..."

"Needless to say thank you. After all, we are also colleagues who have worked together for three years. I was involved in a dispute before. Thanks to you who came out to testify for me, proving that the sentinel and I are not partners. However," Xue Fang frowned slightly, looking at his downfall "How did you do this, I almost didn't recognize it."

Lin Yikun pursed his dry lips, and forced a smile: "I quit my job as a guide, and the family's expenses depended entirely on the sentry. Now he is missing, and the body has not been found. The sentry station has stopped paying the allowance, and the child and I can only rely on the sentry. Savings to get by."

"What about the rest of your family? Friends?"

Lin Yikun shook his head, "Zou Chi and I are both orphans. We grew up together in an orphanage. My friend... To tell you the truth, I stayed here for half a month, and only you stopped."

People in the White Pagoda kept this matter secret. Those who knew would not tell, and those who didn't know didn't want to get involved. Lin Yikun complained everywhere and had nowhere to go, so he could only pin his last hope on Xue Fang.

"Xue Fang...you have been away for two years, and the White Tower has replaced a new blood. There are not many good people left." Lin Yikun shook his shoulders, emotionally; "Please, can you help me find Zou Chi?" , whether it is dead or alive, just give me a little news. Even if he died on the battlefield, I have to carry the jar to pick up his bones and come back!"

These intensely mournful words pierced Xue Fang's heart.

Before that, he more or less waited for Miao Xun with this mentality.

"Don't get excited." Xue Fang stood up, walked to him and patted him on the shoulder.

Lin Yikun's lips twitched, trying to persuade him, but Xue Fang said gently: "I will try my best to help you find information in the tower. If you have any clues, you can tell me."

Joy burst into Lin Yikun's eyes, "Really! Thank you, thank you so much." As if afraid of Xue Fang's repentance, he hurriedly took out an old notebook, "I have a clue, but I can't reach it. Before Zou Chi disappeared , the last task I received was to escort Dr. Monk."

Dr. Monk?Monk Lido--

A genetic engineer, with a disability, spends his life in a wheelchair, but typing with one finger, controls the underground business of the entire federal superhuman system:

Hormone injections, experimental modifications, green card transplants, and prosthetic limbs will make you a success overnight.

Xue Fang narrowed his eyes: "What kind of deal does Baita have with that scoundrel?"

"I don't know the specifics," Lin Yikun shook his head slowly, "I only heard Zou Chi mention that the White Tower seems to be throwing an olive branch, and wants to give him the status of a technical consultant to help him clean up, in exchange for his The things in it. Monk is greedy and cunning, and he has hung up several parties, and they are still talking about it."

Xue Fang pulled out the job list, searched carefully, and found a few words in a pile of information: [Technical consultant employment consultation, person in charge: Second Sentinel Lu Yao]

"The day after tomorrow at the latest, I will give you an answer." Xue Fang comforted Lin Yikun for a while, sent him home, and quietly transferred 5-digit interstellar coins to the old colleague's account.

The next day, Xue Fang found a reason, saying that he wanted to inspect the work efficiency of the supervisory sentinel, and forcibly boarded the aircraft of the second sentinel.

There is a guide who takes the initiative to escort, but Lu Yao is quite welcome.

Lu Yao was sitting in the car applying hairspray.He is a narcissist, his whole body has undergone biochemical modification, intramuscular injections to swell, bones inlaid with stainless steel, beating people is extremely painful, and he loves to slap people in the face.

Dr. Monk's legs and feet are inconvenient, and he is hypocritical. When he goes shopping, he must call a sentry to act as a bodyguard.He and Lu Yao have similar tastes, and both like artificial transformation.It seems that the White Tower has spent a lot of thought in order to win over Monk.

Xue Fang kept his eyes on the man on the leather sofa chair in the back row without showing any signs of expression.

"Why, you changed your mind and wanted to follow brother?" Lu Yao suddenly turned his head, grinning greasyly, sniffling his nose playfully: "You smell really sweet, not as strong as usual. I'm afraid you're going to have fun with some sweet girl It's been a night."

Xue Fang sprayed the odor eliminator into the car wildly, raised his eyes with a half-smile:

"It's my sentinel."

What little sweet girl, if you want to say it, it should be a little hot girl, the kind who catches your nails on your back.

Lu Yao stroked his bangs coquettishly, "What kind of weak sentinel, with a soft girly look, I also want to get to know each other."

After he finished speaking, he glanced loosely at the rearview mirror, a gust of wind was blowing, and something white was rapidly approaching in the sky.

That is--!

Lu Yao yelled in horror: "Get down quickly!!!"

Guided by RPG lasers, small missiles quickly tore through the sky, smashed into armored vehicles, and set off a storm of cement stones and dust on the bridge.

Hovering in the air, the cat's ears were swayed by the strong wind, "Hey", the attacker dropped the heavy shoulder-mounted launcher, and the corners of his lips under the black goggles were raised, watching the thick smoke billowing, arrogant and wanton.

Miao Xun pulled the rope, dropped from the sky, opened his arms, squinted his eyes, and enjoyed the chaotic information flow around him intoxicated.Noisy, chaotic, sharp and stinging, rushing into his brain, burning hot bubbles one after another in the barrier, he is melting, rising, and breaking free!

until he saw his opponent.A second sentinel.

The strength is not bad, barely able to sharpen his knife.

Miao Xun was slightly satisfied, chewed the bubble gum, pulled out a particle knife from his back waist, and hooked his finger at the sentinel——

The duel of the top sentinels is enough to fight four times in one minute, to test out the depth of the opponent!

Miao Xun nimbly jumped onto the railing, condescending, bit the edge of the plastic glove with his small teeth, put it on with one hand, and shook out a body bag with the other hand in front of Lu Yao. With a pure expression, he typed: "I have prepared your size." oh."

Arrogant, gentleman, and caring, ran out and saw Miao Xun's guide Xue covering his heart, what a kind and pure cat!

Lu Yao didn't think so.A black body bag dangled in front of him, and his scalp tingled when he thought of the knife that had been pierced into his eyeball just 0.05 centimeters away.

He has never encountered such a difficult opponent!

He is an SS-level sentry, possessing the most powerful muscles and bones in the entire Federation. He is invincible in a first-level battlefield like a meat grinder. He is young but has excellent experience. How could he be forced back four times by a sentry of unknown origin?

At the beginning, Lu Yao's proud iron fist hit "Cheetah" twice, but the other party acted nonchalantly.He thought he could win the battle quickly, but then he found that the heavy punch attack was gradually unable to work, and he realized in horror——

"Cheetah" was beaten on purpose!The opponent is collecting data, using the most direct, painful, but most efficient way to let the body truly experience Lu Yao's attack strength, punch angle, dodge method, every trial and attack is a large amount of high-speed accumulation of data , and then improved on the spot at an astonishing speed, adapting to the opponent.

On the battlefield, no one would fight in such an extremely crazy way except for the Sentinels who had no way out.Because you don't know whether your opponent will kill you before you get enough combat information.

Realizing this, Lu Yao didn't dare to do anything casually.When all his attack methods are seen through by the "Cheetah", that is when he dies.

He wanted to delay the time until the reinforcements from the White Tower arrived.

But he underestimated the impatience of "cat".

"Give me Monk." Miao Xun blew a bubble and jumped off the railing.

Lu Yao sneered, "Dr. Monk is the White Tower's technical advisor, and if the National Security Bureau wants to rob people, it must show corresponding sincerity."

Miao Xun clutched his abdomen, laughed silently, and the text was projected: "Is there any difference between playing for the White Tower and playing for the National Security Bureau? Just like you," he pressed his slender index finger on his bloody lips, and made a boo Action, "It's also a dog who can't talk."

"Shut up!" Lu Yao was furious, the shining White Tower Medal on his chest did not allow him to be insulted like this.

"Flesh and blood dare to fight against me!" He and the spiritual body "Iron Lion" each occupied one end, and they attacked from both sides. It is equivalent to a train crashing with 500 horsepower, wrapped in an indomitable wind, smashing down with great force——

If he hits, it will shatter "Cheetah"'s heart.

But, "What!" His unstoppable attack smashed a big hole in the bridge railing, and the "Cheetah" disappeared without a trace in an instant, casting a rapidly moving shadow in front of him. He looked up in horror, only in time to see it flash by The tip of his long, fluffy tail raised high as he fell, and was kicked heavily on his shoulders, and he fell forward involuntarily——

"Hey."

Two sharp nails gouged into his back spine, tearing out the built-in chip of the biological steel bone.

0.01 seconds.

The bio-modified Sentinel will take 0.01 seconds from the brain issuing instructions to the nerve response to the built-in bone receiving biological information and swinging a deadly punch with all its strength.

Strong and stupid.

If you don't understand the flexibility of flesh and blood, and believe too much in technological materials, you will be defeated by a mere 0.01 second deviation.

Lu Yao struggled with his last consciousness and shouted: "Xue, Xue Fang! Kill him!!!"

Professor Xue heard it. He came and rushed out. Under Lu Yao's gratified gaze, he bravely rushed towards the cold-blooded and brutal killer, and then——