Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Lin Yikun: "Oh...the child is on vacation, I will take the child out for a trip."

Xue Fang wanted to say that Telier Star is far and remote, and there are red-light districts everywhere. It seems that there are no tourist places suitable for children to play.

Lin Yikun just turned around, and heard a "clang" in the room, and something hit the ground hard and shattered.

"Xiaobu! Why did you drop daddy's things!" Lin Yikun walked in quickly, reprimanded the child, then stretched his head toward the door with an apologetic expression, "The child broke the cup, I'll ask how I can pay for it."

"Okay, see you later. I'll let you know if I have any news." Xue Fang didn't want to disturb them, so he said hello and left.

Xue Fang went around the public area, took three menus, and was about to go back and ask Miao Xun what to eat.

While looking down at the menu, he opened the door and walked in, "Specialties: dragonfish, pearl misu, and...???!!!"

Xue Fang, who casually raised his head and glanced at it, was hit by a magnitude 9 earthquake on the spot.

"What are you doing!!!" Xue Fang's blood pressure rose rapidly, and his first reaction was to stride over and draw the curtains to block the spring scenery in the room.

"Spring" is Miao Xun, not him.

If he hadn't been quite sure that he was mentally stable and normal, and he hadn't gone to the wrong room, he would have thought he had entered the brothel by mistake.

Miao Xun turned around from the floor-to-ceiling mirror, with playful eyes, and typed for him: "Are you excited about the special dishes prepared for you?"

Black, tight-fitting, lace tights, suspender fishnet stockings, while typing, there is still a ribbon in his mouth, and he is about to tie a small bell around his neck.

Professor Xue's face turned red all of a sudden, and he couldn't speak fluently: "This, is that so, yes, it's for me, surprise, please..."

"Cat" laughed out loud, "I lied to you."

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Miao Xun kicked a pile of clothes of different colors and materials, all of which had one common feature: very little fabric, very interesting, "I'm trying on clothes, bought online, some may not fit my size."

Xue Fangpin made something wrong, "Why are you trying on clothes, you don't go out to perform..." He shuddered violently, "Don't tell you to wear this to go undercover in the vegetable market!"

"Cat" snapped his fingers, "Smart."

Xue Fang blew up, completely blew up, and was furious: "No!! You are not allowed to wear these things to go out!"

"Cat" came over, stepped between his legs, stepped on his toes wrapped in fishnet stockings, and wrinkled the gray trousers.Xue Fang's eyes looked from his toes to his neck, and then moved down from his neck inch by inch, and his breathing became heavier.

Miao Xun stepped on him, lowered his head and adjusted the small silver hook of the sling, pulled it tighter, looked at it for a while, and wrote on the terminal screen: "Well, there seems to be something missing."

"What's the difference... poor clothes fabric!"

Ignoring his protest, Miao Xun grabbed the hand of the older guide and roughly pulled at the base of his leg, "Zi la", a big hole was made in the fishing net, and the muscles stretched out, "Zi la", two more came from the left.

"This looks much more normal." Miao Xun commented quite seriously.

"..." Xue Fang completely crashed.

After a long while, his 128-core brain processor, which was burnt out, slowly turned on, with a black storm brewing in his eyes, watching Miao Xun humming an out-of-tune song, taking off a set back and forth in front of him, and changing it again. Get another set.

After passing through the cat girl, the bunny girl, the pure white swan, and the seductive little wolf dog, each one is more and more excessive, and the fabric is getting less and less. In the last set, there are only three belts covering the body, the belts are extremely thin, one If you tie it up, it will be strangled in, and with a small piece of transparent cloth, it can't cover anything, and in Miao Xun's condition, it still leaks out.

"Ah, this will strangle me." Complaining, "Cat" came to him, turned around, and showed him the terminal: "Help me untie the back, the string is tied into a tight knot."

Xue Fanghan made a face, turned his head away, folded his arms and said, "I don't understand."

Miao Xun looked back at his icy expression, smiled happily, and typed to him: "You're bleeding."

"what?"

Miao Xun leaned over and rubbed his index finger under his nose to show him the nosebleed.

Xue Fang quickly covered his nose and stood up in a panic. Miao Xun thoughtfully handed him a tissue. While wiping, he still had to take care of his old face and forcefully argued: "The soup for breakfast is too angry!"

"You drank light vegetable porridge in the morning." His younger spouse mercilessly pointed it out.

"That was last night, I drank a glass of wine, it must be the problem."

"That's rice wine."

Xue Fang really had no choice but to bite the bullet and admit: "I'm just greedy, okay! I can't control it, I have no self-control!"

Sitting by the bed, Miao Xun looked at him with his chin resting on his face, looking very worried: "You can't do this. If you're so restless, I'll take you into the arena later. What if someone finds out that you've made a mistake?"

"Why! Do you still want to change people?" Xue Fang became even more angry, "I think it's not normal for you to be calm when you come here."

"Now I can't find someone to replace."

Really want to change?Xue Fang lowered his voice, ready to have a good talk with him, but the next sentence on the terminal screen was:

"And I can't find anyone like you."

"Huh?" Xue Fang was taken aback, "What about me?"

"Cat" thought for a while, lay on the bed, swayed his calf back and forth in the air, and typed: "When people see me like this, they will definitely pounce on me when they enter the door. Your first reaction is to pull the curtains, and then get angry."

"It means that what you see is not clothes, but me. You care about me very much. You are the only option in my choice."

Xue Fang was slightly appeased, and sighed, "It's good that you know. I can do anything with you, but it is absolutely impossible to let others enjoy your beauty."

"Whether others will enjoy my beauty depends on you."

"What do you mean?"

Miao Xun smiled mischievously: "Because you want to be my 'master', you have to be responsible for your young pet."

"... Cough, although I am very happy, but...but!" Xue Fang emphasized, "Can't we use another method?"

"We will go to the venue of 'Fresh Commodities' this time. It is closely guarded and the review system is strict. You must know that no normal person will go to that kind of place. It is most convenient to pretend to be buyers and pets."

"... Otherwise, let me be your pet?" Xue Fang said it through gritting his teeth.

"Cat" immediately vetoed it and gave reasons: "No. I look more like a commodity, and others will have the desire to buy it. If I hold you as a pet, it must not be convincing. Although your face and figure are quite qualified, but your age No, they all like young ones, you look too awkward among a group of little pets."

"...I can use the face changer." Xue Fang started to have a headache.

"It doesn't work either. You haven't experienced similar situations. You are inexperienced, unnatural, and will behave stiffly. You are more suitable as the master. Men of your age are more or less strange."

It does make sense, but! ——

"Could it be that in your eyes I also have strange habits?!"

Miao Xun jumped off the bed, pulled him over, pinched his tangled handsome face, "That's right. Your hobby is me, and I'm a strange person."

Xue Fang exhaled a foul breath, pulled the little wild cat into his arms and hugged him, pulled the quilt to cover his body, and whispered in his ear:

"You are not surprised. You are the cutest in my eyes."

Miao Xun separated a bit and typed solemnly: "Then let's talk about it like this."

"No! I haven't agreed yet."

"Then how can you agree?" Miao Xun thought in his heart: it's really difficult for an elderly guide.

"How can I agree to this kind of thing? I have a bottom line." Xue Fang supported the frame of the gold silk glasses and declared solemnly.

Miao Xun looked at him blankly for a while, then turned back and pointed at the sexy suits all over the floor, "Promise me, I will wear every suit for you to play with when I get back."

"Ah yes!"

Miao Xun looked at him jokingly.

Xue Fang was stunned.Who did the rippling "yes" just come from, was it him?

Mr. Xue, you can't guarantee the late festival, and the bottom line is completely burned through.

On the second day of the interstellar voyage, they passed the [Afterglow] galaxy.

There is an old, burnt-out star here, slowly warming up and exuding heat. It looks like a fluorescent orange ball from a distance, surrounded by colorful crushed ore to form a halo, and the scenery is very magnificent. [Interstellar Express] The spaceship slowed down specifically in this sector, making it easier for passengers to go to the terrace to watch.

Xue Fang walked to the small balcony of the suite, where Miao Xun was leaning, drinking beer and looking out.

Sentinels have keen eyesight, and staring directly at stars, even old ones, may temporarily impair vision.

Xue Fang saw Miao Xun turn his head, his eyes were confused, he blinked twice, but still couldn't get the focus right.He walked over, sighed and covered the eyes of the "cat" with his palms, Miao Xun's body shook, but immediately relaxed, let the guide cover his eyes, still raised his wrists, and drank.

"I have goggles in the box, I'll bring them to you later." Before doing this, let your eyes rest in the dark for 10 minutes.

Instead of telling him to go back, he offered a solution.

Miao Xun lost his eyesight and couldn't speak, so he turned around slightly, groped his hand into the guide's clothes, and wrote with his finger on the man's abdomen:

"No, I took it."

The guide paused, then understood: "Indeed, what you see with the naked eye is not the same as what you see through the goggles."

Cheerful dance music sounded downstairs, and in view of the beautiful scenery, the third-class passengers held a small dance party on the public terrace.

The happiness of ordinary people.Xue Fang took Miao Xun into the house to keep him away from the noise.

When Miao Xun heard the familiar three-beat tune, he curled his mouth, touched the guide's chest, took off his tie, and used it to cover his eyes with his hands, and tied them on his eyes.

Xue Fang felt the "cat"'s fingers move against his abdomen, warm and hot.He suddenly realized that Miao Xun's body temperature was a little higher than his own, which might be due to the fast metabolism of the sentinel.

"Dance with me."

"Huh? But you are still temporarily blind."

The fingertips meandered on the flesh, "You are my eyes."

Xue Fang stared at him, losing his ability to speak for a while.So confident, proud, and like a coquettish tone, self-willed enough to make people love, but there is self-evident trust in the details.How wonderful it would be if Miao Xun said it himself.

"Okay..." Xue Fang gently agreed.