Laid-off guide is a cat wife

No more sugar, you can't eat anymore.

Xue Fang rubbed his top hair, and said affectionately, "I'll buy it for you when I go out."

Miao Xun patted his hand away, shrunk away angrily.

As if he was a wayward kid who wanted candy.

A rich businessman with a big belly came to the seat next door, he stretched his head to look here, his eyes narrowed into slits: "Oh, where did you get the best little white rabbit."

He shook the leather rope in his hand, and asked Xue Fang with a smile: "Friend, can you trade my puppy for your little rabbit to play for a while?"

Xue Fang turned his head, glanced at the battered "puppy" casually, and said: "I have a cleanliness habit, and I won't touch a finger if someone else has played with it.

"It's dirty."

He wiped his gloved fingers with a white handkerchief, and threw it on the ground with a disgusted expression.

The little white rabbit quickly picked it up, and put it into his arms with red eyes.

The rich businessman always felt that he was being scolded. Due to the large number of people at the scene, he didn't get angry, but continued to look at the neighbor greedily and unabashedly.

The master appeared to be strong and indifferent, but in fact he was very possessive.As long as the little white rabbit was more than half a meter away from him, he would tighten the chain, drag him over, and whisper something with cold lips.The poor little pet immediately shivered, and obediently lay on its owner's lap, allowing him to touch the back of its neck frivolously.

The rich businessman's eyes lit up and saw the many hickey marks on the little rabbit's neck, and he could hardly hold back his excitement.

Not sure if there were more marks underneath that coat.

The wealthy businessman can't help thinking about it.Contrary to the owner next door, he has a strange hobby - he likes to play with others.

The stronger and fresher the flavor, the better.

And the owner next door... the abstinence department, hehe, seems to be easy to deal with.

The little white rabbit stood up, rubbed his knees, pointed outside, and reported to the owner that he was going to the bathroom.

The master let go of the chain, let him hold it himself, and waved his hand back.

The little white rabbit bowed his body and lowered his head, and retreated cautiously.

"Follow up! Convince him to play with us. If he doesn't listen, drug him, using the old method."

"But..." The little boy with dog ears subconsciously looked to the next door.

The owner looked fine... When he was talking just now, he kept his hands on the little white rabbit's shoulders, in a protective posture.

"I'll let you go out to play for two days if I get it." The wealthy businessman offered his trump card.

"Of order, boss." The puppy agreed.

Rich businessmen like their pets to call him boss, so that they can always remind them of the money relationship between them.

The puppy chased after him and found Miao Xun in the bathroom. When he approached, he suddenly realized that the little white rabbit seemed to be two heads taller than him.

The other party was leaning against the sink, brushing the terminal, and chewing something bored.

"Hi. Are you eating?"

Miao Xun put down the terminal, became nervous and shy for a second, nodded slightly, and typed: "I am not allowed to eat the candy that the master gave me in the venue, but I can't help it."

"You can't talk?" The puppy watched him type in surprise.

The little white rabbit dimmed, was poked at something sad, blinked her eyelashes, as if she could shed tears at any time, "It was... broken by the previous owner. It can't be repaired."

"Ah? This is too cruel..." The puppy drooped his ears, empathized with it, and then thought of something and asked: "But isn't your current master a clean freak? He is willing to take over you, he must like you very much."

The little white rabbit blushed all of a sudden, and stumbled while typing: "Don't, don't talk nonsense, master, he doesn't like me that much."

He recalled something, sighed, and typed slowly and sadly: "It should be said that he hates me... Maybe he wants to get rid of me every day... After all, I begged him for this matter..."

The little dog's appetite was whetted by him, his gossip soul was burning, and he chased after him and asked, "What's going on!"

The little white rabbit shook his head and turned to leave, "I don't want to say it."

"Come on, I... I can tell you something about me too."

Miao Xun glanced at him lightly, but sadness was brewing on his face, and he typed with difficulty:

"My master was actually my university teacher."

"Ah?!" The puppy covered its mouth in surprise.

"I was spoiled by the former owner...I often couldn't go to class. He was very responsible and would come to see me at home and urge me to study...One day, I was punished by the former owner. I took that kind of medicine and worked hard all day long. , He happened to come to the door, and something happened to me that shouldn't have happened. "

When the little white rabbit spoke, some longing for the teacher emerged, "But he is very gentle...he hugged me hard...afterwards he even applied medicine for me, and said he wanted to make up for me in annoyance."

"I... I'm a bad student." The little white rabbit smiled, her soft face full of bitterness, "I proposed to be his pet, although he was shocked, he agreed."

The little dog substituted himself, his heart was sour and sweet, and he couldn't help asking: "What happened next!"

"Later I found out that he actually has a spouse... The teacher's wife is excellent, and they have a deep relationship with him. The master is very dedicated and a gentleman. I am the only mistake he has made. He rescued me and secretly gave me money to support him. I, but never want to touch me again..."

The little dog heard such bloody unfolding and was immersed in it, "What about after that? Did the teacher find out?"

The little white rabbit rubbed his red eyes, sniffed, nodded, "It's all my fault."

The puppy pricked up its ears——

"That rainy night, I couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to find him. Puppy, you know, once people like us become playthings... we can never go back..." Miao Xun lowered his head , hugging himself tightly, trembling slightly.

"I wanted to be hugged by him... I wanted to go crazy... So I put on a bed sheet and went to his house to knock on the door."

"Is the door open?" the puppy asked excitedly.

"Yeah. Teacher, he was at home. Although he was very late, he didn't sleep because he was working. He opened the door and saw me surprised, and asked me why I was wrapped in a bed sheet... At that time... my mind was blank, seeing his face, I really wanted to cry. He closed the door and wiped my tears, but I let go of the bed sheet and rushed forward to beg him to hug me..."

"That night the thunder was very loud and the rain was very heavy. I entangled with him in the hallway, both of us were wet, until...the teacher's wife came down from upstairs, turned on the light, and asked us coldly, 'Are you done?' "

"Oh!!! The teacher's wife is at home! So what should I do?" The puppy was completely immersed in the plot.

The little white rabbit choked up, "Teacher...don't show affection... I pleaded with my teacher, saying that I should be punished. It's not the teacher's fault, but the teacher insists on getting a divorce...you don't know, the teacher really loves her, I have loved him for a long time, and even sewed a courtship song for him in the coat... Teacher, I still can't forget my teacher's wife."

"Ah...why is this so, can't the three of us live a good life together?"

Little White Rabbit was very wronged, "Later they divorced, the teacher quit his job, and he sank down. He is very charming, and he has adopted several pets one after another, and each one is more like a teacher's wife... He is more and more like a teacher to me... The rougher it is, use it at any time... I am not in good health. Sometimes I secretly cover the drunk master with a quilt, but he holds me down and tosses me all night. No matter how I beg for mercy, I don't stop... When I was gentle at the end, he yelled Teacher's wife's name, kiss me..."

"...This, this is too scumbag!"

The little white rabbit wiped away tears that did not exist, and typed sadly: "I was squeezed dry, my legs were weak, and I couldn't get up...I was too weak to satisfy my master, so I could only bear it silently... Take it as atonement..."

The puppy cried: "Wow... how could this happen, but you should be in love."

The little white rabbit's eyes were sad: "This is fate... I am destined to have no fate with my master, he must hate me very much. Although I know that occasionally I get a fever by him, he is the one who hugs me and coaxes me to take medicine... But ..."

He covered his face and couldn't stop sobbing sadly: "Master's tenderness is no longer for me."

The little dog was at a loss and didn't know how to comfort him, "No, you see he didn't promise my boss to replace you just now, he likes you."

While he was not paying attention, Miao Xun took out eye drops and squeezed them with the speed of a top sentinel, "tears" rolled down, "No, I'm stupid, I often make him angry, he must want to bring me here sell."

"Wow——you are so miserable, little white rabbit...you are more miserable than me..." The puppy who had just grown up cried and sighed.

At the same time, Miao Xun terminal received a message.

[Stay]: "Where have you been? If you don't come back for half a day, if you don't come within a minute, I will go out and catch you."

After a while, Xue Fang received a reply.

[Xiao Mi is gone]: "I'm playing with a dog, it's fun, [happy circle.jpg]"

[Stay]: Playing with dogs?What a dog, what fun is there for a dog!Come back and play with me!

Miao Xun saw it and almost laughed out loud, but finally held back, and received another supplement——

[Stay]: I order you to come back and play with me immediately!

How can there be such an ascetic master.

Miao Xun slandered, hmph, I can't even teach him.

"So little white rabbit, if you want to come to our house, we will treat you well. Our boss will give pets regular holidays, and give change if they behave well." The puppy finally remembered his mission and began to take advantage of the trend.

Miao Xun licked the sweetness left by his teeth, and typed two words neatly:

"No."

"Why not? Isn't it good to get rid of your scumbag master?"

The little white rabbit suddenly raised the corners of her lips, her tear mole was enchanting, and her whole body became lively and beautiful.He smiled charmingly and told the puppy:

"Because, I am the teacher's wife that guy never forgets."

"Huh?" The puppy was taken aback.

"Boom—" the little boy was knocked unconscious by Miao Xun, dragged into the cleaning room next door, and locked the electronic door.

"Cat" whistled, frivolously, and walked out of the bathroom.

Stupid canines, hee.

The good show of [Golden Theater] has already started. First, it is a blood-thumping performance. After mobilizing the impulse of buyers, various auction items are brought up and sold at bidding prices to make a fortune.

Miao Xun didn't go back in a hurry, but walked around the periphery.

Help desk... there should be a help desk, oh, here it is.

Turning the corner, there was a bar offering alcohol and tobacco.The buyers who were drinking and chatting saw the pet sign hanging on the little white rabbit, and they all smiled maliciously.

Little white rabbit who is alone, who wouldn't want to go up and grab his long ears and bully him and cry?

Miao Xun didn't feel their licking eyes at all, so he went to the bar, pointed to the innermost soda with the waiter, and compared the number 2.

"Would you like two bottles?"

The little mute nodded obediently.

The man sitting next to him stared at his smooth and shiny calf, clicked his tongue, and then looked at the black collar on the little white rabbit's neck, and the silver chain hanging from it, swayed slightly with his body, and hit the solid wood bar with a ding ding dong There was a bang, and he couldn't hold it anymore, panting heavily, he went up and pulled the chain——

"Your soda is ready." Two bottles of soda with dripping water were placed on the table.

"Plop." The man let go of his hand and fell face down on the bar, looking as if he was drunk and fell asleep.

Miao Xun typed with a smile: "Thank you." He picked up the soda and left.

The waiter wiped the table and muttered softly, "Hey, I have a bottle opener. I was here just now. Recently, my memory is getting worse..."

Miao Xun lowered his head to hide his joy. It would take another half an hour for anyone to find out that the lost corkscrew had pierced the man's throat, and the blood dripped and soaked the wine-red carpet.

He walked to the trash can, suddenly untied the chain, and threw it in neatly.

Back in the venue, the auction has already started, and the lights in the venue are too dim to see clearly, but it is not difficult to identify the pheromone of the guide from among the 743 people.

Miao Xun stuffed the cold soda into Xue Fang's hand, took a bottle for himself, and sat on the carpet with his long legs bent again, leaning on the guide's thigh, drinking while watching the passionate commentary on the stage:

"Ultra-modified alloy skeleton, to withstand your fierce pressure to the maximum! Strong man on the battlefield, few retired soldiers, satisfy your hobby of 'ordnance'..."

He is a B-rank sentinel with five big and three thick, and his body is not bad, but his face can't be seen carefully.

Miao Xun silently estimated the price in his heart: 145 million.

The host on stage enthusiastically announced: "146 million bids!"

Uh, almost.

The guide's palm was pressed against his neck, and he turned his head, facing Xue Fang's warm gaze: "Why did you take off the chain, is it too heavy?"

Miao Xun typed with one hand: "Someone just dragged me, touched it, and I threw it away."

The guide said that he has a cleanliness freak and doesn't like his things being touched by others.

"Pull you? What about others!" The older guide wanted to go out and beat someone.

"Man, maybe waiting in line outside the crematorium to be burned?"

The guide said angrily, "I'll follow you next time."

"There is no owner who follows pets at the same pace."

The guide said triumphantly: "We cat owners mean that wherever cats go, people follow."

He patted the sofa cushion again, and lowered his voice: "The rich businessman next door has gone out, you should sit on it, your legs will always be numb when you bend your legs. And the ground is also cold, you still drink ice soda, what should you do if your stomach feels uncomfortable later."

Miao Xun was a little helpless: "Why do you look like an old lady."

Xue Fang choked for a moment, and blurted out: "What old lady, I should be your wife—"