Laid-off guide is a cat wife

In Miao Xun's eyes, the soul in front of him was burning.

The fire was so hot that he didn't even know he was about to be destroyed.

He wanted to shout at Xue Da, what to shout, so he said: I know everything!

I know you love me!

"Ah?" Xue Fang's pupils were turbulent, and he cupped his face with hot palms, "What did you say, you just talked to me."

"Nothing." Unspeakable anxiety.

Miao Xun pulled away to leave, and just after taking a step, he was hugged from behind.

He thought he would hear a sentence, don't go.

And what the guide said was, "Take me with you."

Miao Xun felt that there was a fire of contradiction burning in his heart, on the one hand he could not bear it, on the other hand he hated it.

Love him, but refuse to tell him the reason for his loss of ability.The sense of trust that was so hard to build was crumbling.

The arms around his waist were closed, and the man's voice came sourly: "Don't dislike me, little bad girl, I will cure it. I will use it for you when it is cured."

Miao Xun turned around all of a sudden, without a smile on his face, and typed forcefully to ask: "How to treat it? Take medicine again?"

"There are some treatment options that can help me stabilize..."

"I'll give you one last chance."

Xue Fang was stunned.

The cold little wild cat continued to remind him: "The guide is incapacitated, and the sentinel has the right to file for a divorce, which can be approved within 3 hours at the earliest. After the divorce, you can re-join the match the next morning."

"Do you think that divorced..." The guide's red eyes gradually became manic due to the high fever, "Can you get rid of me!"

Miao Xun looked at him quietly.

"Even if I become useless, you will match me, you can only marry me!" the man hissed.

"But I don't want waste products, waste products are not fun at all." Miao Xun typed lightly, very calmly.

"Then bind me!" the guide said hoarsely, "I will be your rope, tie you to death, and see how you lose it!"

"Tsk," Miao Xun teased, "Why do you look like a resentful woman?"

It seemed like he was being sarcastic, losing all his calmness and reserve.

Xue Fang threw away his self-esteem and wiped his eyes with the back of his hand vigorously in the busy street. He was wronged and tough, and he didn't have the style of an elite professor in his thirties: "I'm just unreasonable like this, you have to have what you want. , you have to have it if you don’t want it! — Ugh!”

He opened his eyes wide, and the thin lips of the "cat" kissed him, pushing him, and bumped his back against the traffic light pole.

Countless eyes cast their eyes on them, Xue Fang was so ashamed that his toes tightened in his leather shoes, but he forced himself to relax and hugged the "cat".

Sparks burst forth from the broken spirit, and they struggled to make contact with the body and clung to it.

In countless times of in-depth entanglement, Miao Xun refused, but this time, the "cat"'s will loosened, giving up the soft ground, allowing him to take root deeply in his own domain.

Go a little deeper, go a little deeper, pry the stone, go deep into the core of the consciousness, and write the signal of "final binding", and plunge down——

"Cat" trembled involuntarily.

This bold, reckless act, ignoring passers-by, has intimate brain-to-brain sex on the street.

For supernatural beings, permanent binding is secretive and intimate, an act of intimacy far beyond physical union. It can only be done in a dark silent room with the door closed.

How can anyone be so absurd on the side of the noisy road.

But Miao Xun does whatever he wants.

He didn't want to give it, no matter how warm and safe the environment was, he was indifferent.He has a whim, even if he thinks about it on the battlefield.

Carpe Diem.

Even if it's only for 10 minutes of urgency.

From lazy probing to crazy grabbing by the guide, they couldn't help themselves, and restrained desperately.The pheromones of each other are so strong that they go crazy, and they will sweat hot and soak their backs after taking a breath.

Can only kiss, can not cross the line.

The traffic lights went off, turned on and off, and pedestrians brushed past them one after another, booing, whistling, disgusted, and looked sideways at them as ordinary couples who couldn't help themselves and couldn't afford a house.

Xue Fang was flushed and sweating profusely.Miao Xun's situation was even worse, he hummed softly, and almost couldn't control his tail and ears.

The guide's spiritual thread and the sentinel's spiritual domain are hooked closer and closer, like quicklime and water, and the touch triggers a violent exothermic reaction.The heat that has nowhere to dissipate flows to all parts of the body——

Xue Fang barely maintained his sobriety, and guided Miao Xun's consciousness in.

A powerful mental signal opened up the consciousness [channel] between the two.

"Ah..." Xue Fang's calf felt weak, and if he hadn't leaned against the traffic light, he would have fallen down a long time ago.

If the temporary union is a trickle of spiritual warmth, the permanent union will bring a surging tide.It is like a hot spring water rushing on the body, stimulating goosebumps on the surface of the skin. After the sting and scalding, there is a transparent and continuous comfort immediately. Every pore is open, the heat is dense, and the soul is light. Paste your partner.

96% fit, almost perfect fit, like one body, comfortable and heart-shattering.

The body-bonded tremor may be 99, then the permanently bound flexible resonance can bring 9999 pleasure.

The resonance is too strong to bear at all.

"Miao Xun..." Xue Fang endured the extreme shame, and almost whispered to him, "Enter, enter the mental picture, play whatever you want."

Blocking is worse than sparse, unable to roll on the bed, just venting in the brain.

The noisy whistles and conversations around him faded into a blurred background sound.

The first step after binding is to build a spiritual picture together.

Comparing the spiritual link to [channel], the spiritual picture is the platform in the middle of the channel.

Xue Fang was immersed in the picture and did not see Miao Xun's shadow, but he could feel the strong presence of the other party.

After a while, he heard a hesitant voice in his mind: "Xue Fang?"

It is a clear and magnetic youthful voice, which is very pleasant to listen to.

"Huh? I seem to be able to talk in your head, can you hear me, Xue Fang, Xue Fang, let me go, let me go, let me say, hello, can you hear me, you idiot—"

Very annoying.

"I'm here, I heard you." Xue Xin was surging, with the corners of his mouth upturned happily.

Miao Xun appeared in the picture, looking around, still a little cautious.

Xue Fang pulled the cat into his arms, gnawed it hard, and pretended to be angry: "I caught you, Mimi is bad, and secretly called me an idiot in my heart!"

"Cat" jumped out of his arms, looking displeased, "What's wrong with you, don't you agree?"

"Yes, of course I agree." Who told me to spoil you.

"Hmph, how did you spoil me?" In the past, it was only typed out in text on the screen, and the effect was greatly reduced.Now Miao Xun squirmed his lips and said it himself, with a slightly bent tone, full of tender resentment.

"Wow..." Xue Fang had an unbearable expression on his face.

"What are you doing?" Miao Xun was puzzled and poked him with his elbow.

The guide squeezed out a voice, "Mi... Mimi really talked to me, acting like a baby, ah! Do it again!"

Miao Xun frowned, "? Strange person... don't you just want to hear me screaming in your head?"

Xue Fang imagined for a while, "Hey..."

4D stereo Dolby sound effect 360-degree surround——

"You should be clear, I can know whatever you think here."

"..." careless.

However, it feels like I have cleared an important level of the game and finally unlocked the voice actor sound effects.

"Come and fuck me! There is no limit here, and it won't affect your physiology if you do too much."

——It is also one of the points that many ordinary people envy and envy supernatural beings, the great benefits that are unlocked after permanent binding.

"Don't do it." Drenched in sweat and with glowing honey-colored skin, the little wild cat resolutely refused.

"Then I'll rua you."

The guide snapped his fingers confidently, the scene changed, and the two squeezed into the toilet cubicle with dark blue tiles and gentle ceiling lights.

The little white rabbit had a haughty face, sitting on the toilet in the queen's position, still wearing that overcoat.In a suit and leather shoes, the indifferent and serious master shook his head, buried his head in the honey-colored glowing pet, and let out a satisfied sigh.

After a while, Xue Fang's suffocating voice came: "Farewell, my head, I can't breathe."

Miao Xun pulled him up by the collar, squinted his cat's eyes, and said slowly, "Xiao has been thinking about it for a long time?"

Xue Fang took off his glasses indifferently, wiped the lenses with his tie, "It's not bad, it tastes like toffee, and it's sweet."

It really is a gentle pervert.

Xue Fang put his glasses back on, and smiled, "I heard you."

"To shut up."

The little white rabbit pulled off his tie, and stuffed it into his mouth roughly.

Xue Fang was slammed into the partition door, stretched his body, and the mentally heavy illness disappeared in the continuous transmission.His eyes gradually lost control, calling out with consciousness, speeding up the rhythm.

"Don't talk, don't think."

What an arrogant pet, Xue Fang thought with a smile.

The shirt is open, Professor Sven's glasses are crooked, and the meticulously combed black hair is messy. He once pointed out the country at the conference, and his lips and teeth were harsh and retaliated, revealing his low panting.The suit was wrinkled and tossed about by the resisting little white rabbit.

Professor Xue's long legs were trembling uncontrollably, and the frame of his glasses hung on the tip of his nose, trembling and trembling as he moved, ready to fall off at any time.

"Teacher Xue~ Can you change my final grade?"

The little wild cat who can speak freely wants to make troubles unscrupulously.

"Ah, change..."

"I was given a C- before, so I couldn't even receive the scholarship."

"I, I'll give you money! How much do you want?" He began to take out his wallet.

"The teacher is good or bad. He tricked me into the toilet with this despicable method, forced the students to submit, and even wanted to use money to keep his mouth shut."

"I'm just mean... woo, what's that!"

"The pen in the teacher's pocket fell out. I will help the teacher put it back. Isn't it very good?"

"Don't, ah! Don't play like this!"

"When will the teacher give you the money? I'm tired. He punished me for detention and didn't let me go back to eat. I'm hungry." Classmate Mi put his shoulders on his shoulders and acted coquettishly.

Professor Xue is going to go to heaven.

"What to eat, continue to eat me..."

"No, I won't have the strength to go to work later."

"What kind of job are you doing? Hit me!"

"Oh, the teacher is so strict," classmate Mimi leaned into Professor Xue's ear innocently, "But, I have to wait on the principal later, can Teacher Xue wait for me at the door of the principal's office? My legs are so weak , I can’t walk, the kind teacher will drive me home.”

Professor Xue gritted his teeth, "You, you..." Xiaolangmi.

"You can also drink juice with the teacher on the way."

"... What kind of juice do you want to drink?"

"I want to drink the teacher's, freshly squeezed." The light and innocent answer.

Professor Xue exploded and collapsed in a daze.

Fortunately, the flow of time in the mental scene can be controlled, and the speed of spiritual communication far exceeds the physical limit. They played for half a day, and only a few minutes passed outside.

Miao Mimi wiped it, tasted it with the tip of her tongue, threw herself on Professor Xue, and said excitedly, "It's the taste of the teacher."

Xue Fang broke his shoulder, lowered his head and said softly: "It's too much. It can't be like this, I'll wipe it off."

"Teacher Xue made me dirty, what should I do if I have no one in the future?"

Xue Fang adjusted his spectacles, and said, "Marry me."

"Will I be your concubine?" Mao Mao pretended to be shy.

"...No concubine! Only you!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha chi chi chi chi..."

Seeing him laughing happily, Xue Fang couldn't help feeling relieved.

The kitten who can't make a sound and truly express himself has gained freedom in his mind.

"How does it feel to be played with by your own little white rabbit, huh? Master." Miao Xun hugged him from behind stickily.

Xue Fang breathed a sigh of relief: "Very comfortable."

Miao Xun laughed: "It really doesn't look like a master at all."

After their emotions calmed down and the combined heat was eliminated by internal friction, they left the space of consciousness and returned to the real world.

"Didididididi——" the horn of the flying motorcycle sounded.

Xue Fang opened his eyes suddenly, and he was still leaning against the traffic light pole, as if he had a vivid dream, and he woke up feeling refreshed.

I was sweating all over, and even my symptoms of fever improved a lot.

Miao Xun fell on his shoulder, groaning, but couldn't get up.

"Cat" spent too much energy on him, and he fainted.

"Miao Xun, Miao Miao?"

Xue Fang noticed that there were four sentries on the opposite corner of the street watching them.

"Huh? Uluke?"

Miao Xun was confused, thinking that in the spiritual realm, he could speak freely.

Xue Fang kissed the corner of his mouth, feeling the strong connection between them, "Wake up, Saccharine. There are four sentries staring at us, do you need me to deal with it?"

It wasn't that he was bragging, he felt that it would not be a problem for him to twist ten chief sentries with one hand.

Miao Xun's spiritual domain is indeed broad and excellent. Due to the high degree of compatibility, the stored spiritual power is sent to him, and he does not feel any discomfort.

sentinel?Hearing this word, Miao Xun forced himself to stand up and looked at the time. It was still two minutes to 20 minutes away.

"Follow me." His voice reappeared in Xue Fang's mind.

Xue Fang reacted, smiled, took "Cat" by the hand, and walked across the road with him.

The attitude of the bodyguards was not bad, "The patriarch changed the time for you, please leave now. But this..."

Xue Fang took a step forward, smiled lightly and said, "Listen to your special pronunciation of [th]..."

He switched from the federal official language to a strange sonorous tone in a second, "I am Miao Xun's personal interpreter and his guide. He and I share the spiritual realm, and there is no secret between us. Tell you patriarch, he wants dinner Get an extra set of cutlery. By the way, I'd love to try the bacon."

The bodyguards looked at each other in shock.

Because of Xue Fang's words, they only understood half of them.

——If you are not a core Semitic, you can't learn so many words at all.

Seeing from their expressions, Xue Fang suddenly said "Oh", and smiled: "It seems that your internal level is not very high."

The bodyguards received the message at the same time.

[Patriarch]: Let them come here.

"Okay, please take off your weapon and come with us."

Boarding the ship, Xue Fang sat in the back row and whispered to Miao Xun: "How about it, it will be useful to bring me this useless guide."

The little wild cat straightened his long legs, fell down with a bang, and yawned comfortably on the pillow.

"Are you tired?" Xue Fang put his hand on his forehead habitually, trying to give him some spiritual counseling.

Cat opened his rust-gold eyes and glared at him.

"...I got it, I got it, I won't send it back for you yet."

Miao Xun hummed in his head: "Teacher Xue has been playing for so long, and he agreed to pay the money, but he hasn't paid it yet."

"If you don't have any money, use a rice can to pay off the debt." Xue Fang covered him with his coat.

"Where's the can?" Miao Xun stretched out his hand from under his jacket, shrinking his fingers.

Xue Fang took out a fountain pen from his bag, wrote on his wrist, covering the dark blue emblem, and stuffed it into the palm of Little Wild Cat.

Miao Xun turned his hand and tilted his head to look at it. On his wrist was written:

[Microphone No. 14, Miao Xun special edition]

"I don't want it." Miao Xun let go of his hand, and leaned closer to the guide while lying on his side.

"Why not?"

"You are mine in the first place, you can't be counted as a can." He buried his head in his clothes unhappily.

Xue Fang quietly put his hand into his jacket, interlocked his fingers with Miao Xun, and said with emotion: "Oh, the toffee I picked up has become fine."

The flight lasted two and a half hours, and Miao Xun slept peacefully.He felt that he had some messy dreams, although he couldn't remember what it was, seeing the guide's intoxicated expression, he thought it was a good dream.

He didn't know that Xue Fang used the spiritual link to listen to the song he hummed for two hours in his dream, and handled his business by the way.

Mimi brand bluetooth speaker, stereo surround sound, the pitch is not accurate, but it is cute in appearance and sweet in sound, it is a must-have choice for people who travel at home and work in business.

Usage matters: Bluetooth can only connect to one device [Xue Fang], please use it together.

——Two and a half hours later, the flying ship landed on a barren planet.

And the meeting place is deep underground.

Take the 60-square-meter lift and dive to the bottom of the sea at 5000 meters. Rao is the most powerful sentinel. Once you enter here, you will never want to capture sounds other than water vapor bubbles.

Miao Xun and Xue Fang were not surprised by the concealment here, but were very interested in the surrounding decorations.

Hound painting - looks pretty normal.

Dog rugs - normal.

Dogtail grass green plants-barely attached.

However, when they walked into the hall and saw a 10-meter-high woven tapestry of sausage dogs hanging on the top of the grand palace under the sea, they just...

Xue Fang turned his head and said to Miao Xun, "I declare first that I am a staunch cat party."