Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Miao Xun drooped his wet long velvet tail, and fell into a sleepless sleep.

During this period, Xue Fang picked him up and fed him three times with rice and water.He finished eating slowly with his eyes closed, and would forcefully open his eyelids to make sure of Xue Fang's position. Wrapped tightly in the blanket, he moved over like a big cat bug, making sure his cheek was on the man's waist, In order to continue to fall into a deep sleep, so repeatedly.

He Wu Kewei, Councilor Hu and the others were having an online meeting. Xue Fang faced the camera with a serious expression, but secretly put his hand under the cat's belly and touched it twice.

So warm.

"Cat" suddenly folded his arms and clamped his hand tightly.Xue Fang looked back and saw that Miao Xun was sleeping soundly holding his hand, occasionally letting out light and sticky sighs, as if he had grabbed driftwood while drowning and unconsciously relaxed his muscles.

I don't know how many days I didn't sleep well during the twenty days I went out.

"Hey, Xue Fang, what do you think?" Secretary Chen reminded him when he saw him turning his head to look out of the camera.

Xue Fang immediately got into the mood, "It's normal for Wu Kewei's initial poll numbers to be unsatisfactory, after all, we haven't really started promoting.

Don't worry, there are still four months before we can overtake. "

"Speaking of which, the matter of publicity expenses..."

"I'll be in charge." Xue Fang categorically agreed, which reassured the others a lot.

In the past four months, he will fight a fierce battle.Not only for Miao Xun, but also for himself.

His father Rong Huan's dream for the rest of his life was to make him a perfect guide, send him to the political arena, and reproduce the glory of the Rong family.

A powerful guide with natural fascination, emotional influence and emotional magnetism.

The first generation of the Rong family was an SSS-level guide. Relying on his superb wisdom and leadership, he recruited a large number of high-level sentries to voluntarily bow down, and also scrambled to line up to be given a spiritual counseling by him.

At that time, there was no such advanced thing as a matching system. Everyone was bound and combined by collision and trial one by one.Unlike now, inappropriate people are automatically screened out manually. Although you like the other person, think about the low degree of fit, and give up and wait for the next one.

There are also many people who joked that this is the era of marriage compatibility.Fit = love.

Xue Fang dislikes such an arrangement. His life has been dictated too much, and he doesn't want his marriage to be tied to the schedule.

Refusing to be the person Rong Huan hoped for - became Xue Fang's biggest goal in life.

But now, he seems to have unknowingly walked back to this path.Calm down and think about it, although I feel awkward occasionally, Xue Fang feels much more comfortable when he thinks that the purpose is to fight for a free marriage for himself.

——No matter from which angle you look at it, Miao Xun must be the type of marriage partner that Rong Huan objects to the most.

Take Miao Xun with you next time you visit the grave, and get angry with that paranoid.

"Xue Fang..." Miao Xun turned over, opened his eyelids and saw his side face illuminated by the light of the light brain screen, mature and handsome, making people tickle, "The big dolphin... I'll give it back to you."

It's okay if you don't mention it, Xue Fang will get angry when you mention it, turn your face and ask sullenly: "Who will you beat me unconscious and sneak away?"

"You." The cat was confident.

"……when?"

"After knocking you out, I got down and asked you if you agreed, but you didn't refuse me."

"...You really owe—" Xue Fang lifted the blanket, got in and pressed the person down, and went on the road to vent his anger by nibbling on the soft fluffy ears, "I owe you to eat you!"

"You've eaten enough today... I'll save some more and I'll feed it to you next time." Miao Xun hung his head, letting him gnaw at random rua.

Keenly aware of the change in attitude, Xue Fang backed away a little, and said suspiciously: "You are not quite right."

"No way." Mao Mao remained expressionless.

"You didn't tickle me today."

Miao Xun got very close to the ground all of a sudden, hugged him fiercely, and bit his shoulder aggressively, but the force of the bite was so light that Xue Fang frowned: "I'm weak."

"Cat" snorted, turned his face away, his voice was aggrieved, "I can't satisfy you anymore."

"You left me for half a month, and you didn't do enough homework when you came back, so you have to make up."

"You have other cats outside." Sour, still sniffling.

"No! I haven't touched a cat hair."

Miao Xun's shoulders trembled, as if he was crying, Xue Fang quickly pushed him back, and saw a face trembling with laughter, there was no trace of sadness and grievance.

Was played by the "cat" again.

The cat's tail gently wrapped itself around Xue Fang's leg, and moved forward, getting into the loose hem of his trousers, twisting and rubbing.The tip of the hair is a little wet, strand by strand, sticking to the skin and prickling softly.

Breathing became disordered, Xue Fang wanted to grab the tail of the cat that was on fire, but Miao Xun held his hand firmly and refused to move.

"Tail, tail..." The guide, who was still strong just now, could hardly speak.

"The little kitty can't hand in the homework, please help me with the tail." He said in such a naughty and joking tone.

As if tied tightly by a rope, Xue Fang was becoming more and more unable to breathe smoothly. Taking advantage of his limp trance for a while, Miao Xun hugged his head and pressed it to his forehead.

The killer whale slowly swam out from the depths of his tattered spiritual waters, swinging its vigorous and streamlined body, and through the spiritual link between the two, it swam back to Xue Fang's brain and returned to its original position.

The crack in Xue Fang's mental domain was half repaired, and his mental power was recharged, returning to the previous one-third level.The mental body of the killer whale swims freely in it, spurting water jets excitedly.

"It seems that it still prefers to go back." Miao Xun said angrily, "When I tied it away, it kept screaming and struggling, and almost shattered my mental barrier."

"Don't kidnap casually next time." Xue Fang threatened in a low voice.

Miao Xun didn't listen, and said to himself: "It can't talk either. When I talk to it, it can only shake its fins and transmit some bursting underwater sound waves. I can't understand it, and I miss you very much, so I have to knock on it." Its head..."

"do it again."

Suddenly getting a strange request, Miao Xun asked, "Knock again?"

"No, it's the penultimate sentence of the paragraph just now, repeat it ten times for me."

One time became ten times.How greedy.

"Then close your eyes." The little wild cat leaned over gently.

Xue Fang believed it, and he closed his eyes happily and waited.Within a few seconds, a big fluffy cat suddenly pounced on his face, licked the bridge of his nose and the blanket popped out, started to launch and fled, the speed was so fast that it brought a gust of wind.

unacceptable!

Gotta grab this bad boy and rub him till he cries!

.........

Even if you can talk to the guide in your head, you still have to use the terminal.

Miao Xun got a new terminal, logged in to his account, and more than 100 messages popped up, 95% of which were from Xue Fang, and the remaining 5% were sent by the organization to urge him to report the task.

Before, Yuesa temporarily asked him to lead a team to an alien galaxy to perform a secret mission.

A medium-sized planet located outside the Federation, the aborigines are fierce squid clan, each squid has more than 28 thick whiskers.Unfortunately, the land under their feet was spotted by the big businessmen of the Federation, who wanted to encircle it to dig resources.

The understanding Deputy Prime Minister Yuesa naturally would not let go of this opportunity, and immediately decided to help remove physical conditions and legal "obstacles" in exchange for the financial support of the consortium.

Anyway, he did this kind of thing more than once or twice.

The task of Miao Xun and the sentinel team is to wipe out the entire planet within [-] days, not letting go of an egg, so as to achieve "cleanness without dead ends" and prevent the aborigines from counterattacking.

There are no flowing water resources on that planet. The aborigines have special gills, which can absorb meager oxygen in the air and convert it into water in their bodies.

Miao Xun and the others had to wear high-defense masks and protective clothing. While sweating in the airtight clothes, they were dizzy from being scorched by the ultraviolet rays of the planet.

At night, the other sentries went back to the guide's tent to rest, absorb the guide elements, and accept grooming. Only Miao Xun was wrapped in a sleeping bag alone.

He couldn't sleep, and he didn't dare to sleep.He didn't come out alone. He stole Xue Fang's spiritual body and was responsible for it.With his eyes open, he endured the dull pain in the mental domain, and tried to stroke the big killer whale bit by bit, allowing it to absorb its own energy and slowly heal its wounds.

More than 20 days of endless killing and scrambling, dead bodies everywhere, under the high-intensity mental stimulation, in the previous him, the barrier had already been broken and he fell into a manic state.

But not this time.The guide's barrier is as strong as a dam, motionless, and automatically screens out too dirty and harmful information for him every day, so that he can still stay awake on the penultimate day.

What happened in the next two days...he doesn't remember...

Excessive fatigue and lack of guide elements made him start sensory fugue. The Boss seemed to come to inspect and said something to him. He reacted violently, and the Boss was not very happy.

In a daze, he seemed to see the killer whale protecting him.He indulged himself to fall towards the killer whale, and when he woke up again, he had already run back to Xue Fang by instinct.

Anyway, this time he has a clear destination.

In the past, when he was sober, he would always find himself lying behind a trash can, or in the form of a cheetah, breaking into someone's house with his nose and mouth full of blood, and being called by the homeowner screaming to the police.

However, what exactly did the Boss tell him...

Miao Xun concentrated on his memories.

At the same time, Xue Fang saw Miao Xun shudder suddenly and sat up, with panic in his eyes that he had never seen before.

"what happened to you?"

Miao Xun avoided his gaze, got up and dressed, and quickly said: "I'll go to the organization to hand in the task, and I'll be back soon."

He walked away coldly, changing from a sticky kitten to an indifferent killer in a second.

Xue Fang stared blankly at his figure disappearing, and looked back in disappointment.

Alas... always like this...

I'll be leaving soon after I get back.

Even though I knew it was work, I was still very angry.What's the good of working hard for someone like Yuesa, a message called you away from me?

Who is your wife!

Professor Xue is angry and can't be coaxed. He needs to exchange ten kilograms of sweet rice juice.

"Soon" in Miao Xiaomi's mouth means one day and one night.

When he went back, Xue Fang's face was so pale that he couldn't even look at it.

He kept hearing the guide's thoughts in his mind: Let me go, let me go, let me go, and I almost forgot about me...!

However, judging by his expression, this person was sitting upright in front of the table with a gentle attitude, and he was giving recording guidance to the princess like a good teacher.

Miao Xun swallowed the blood welling up in his throat, curled up his lips and smiled.

Older guides are also cute.

"If you don't want to be forgotten by a young and beautiful sentinel like me, let's create memories."

With a raised voice, he walked over and turned off the power of the optical brain, and watched proudly as the princess' face disappeared into the darkness in shock, then grabbed the equally shocked guide and dragged her outside.

"Wait, where are we going?" Xue Fang forcibly stopped.

Rusty gold eyes turned around, full of excitement, "Go on a date."

"So..." Temporary?

No, thinking about it is indeed Miao Xun's style.The little wild cat on a whim, does whatever comes to mind.

"Where to go on a date?" Maybe he needs to change clothes according to the occasion.

"You'll know when you get there. Oh, by the way, you can't wear this."

"This body?" Xue Fang looked down at his black shirt and diamond collar clip.

…………

The area separated from the "Golden Harbor" by a small piece of sea is called "Grey Street".It is composed of many small streets and alleys, and the gray buildings are criss-crossed. It is the last piece of "dirty soil" left by the era of big industry, and it is also a paradise for the poor.

The flying train speeds along the coastline, and the stop time is only 30 seconds, and people are scrambling to squeeze out.As soon as I stepped out of the platform, a smell of fried fish roe hit my face, which was fishy and fragrant. Everyone passing by couldn't help but take a deep breath, letting the smell of cheap burnt aroma permeate the lungs and spleen. In the evening of the poor, It's really turned on.

Xue Fang is very familiar with the scenery here. During the years when he moved out of the Rong family, he often settled three meals here.

"Didn't you expect to come here?" Miao Xun put his arm around him, his skin warmly touching.

It is summer now, and they are all wearing loose round neck T-shirts and sneakers that are so ordinary that they can no longer be ordinary. The only difference is that Xue Fang is long trousers, and Miao Xun is wide denim shorts, tied with a thin belt. , perfectly revealing his waist and long legs.

Xue Fang said disdainfully: "I used to rent here, and the first time I saw you was downstairs in my house—" next to the garbage dump.

It was Miao Xun's turn to be surprised, "I thought you were born with an elite face."

"I'm not an elite." Xue Fang shook his shoulders. He was used to wearing a suit to work, but he was still a little uncomfortable being stuffed into this suit by Miao Xunqiang.

"Stand up." Miao Xun patted his hip, "No one will look at you."

"Public places!" Xue Fang looked around in a panic, and was relieved to find that no one noticed.

"You always have a strange reserve... um—"

Miao Xun tilted his head and looked at him, seeing Xue Fang's cheeks burning hot, "Why?"

Reaching out and quickly taking off the guide's plain mirror, he then ruffles his hair, takes a step back, and looks again, Miao Xun smiles: "It's much better now."

Without glasses, she doesn't look like an elite. The black hair that has been scooped up by hairspray is loose, and the contours of her face seem to be softened, not as old-fashioned and tense as before.

People who are used to wearing glasses will suddenly lose the weight on the bridge of the nose, and feel that everything is wrong.Xue Fang frowned, and ran after the "cat", "Give me the glasses, bad cat!"

"You're not really nearsighted." Miao Xun hid his glasses behind his back.

"I...I need to wear it." Xue Fang wanted to go around behind him to snatch it, but Miao Xun tripped him.

"Cat" grabbed his waist firmly, didn't let him fall down, and threw the glasses into the small river ditch behind him.

"Crackling", Xue Fang heard a crisp sound of glass shattering, and his heart sank.

unacceptable!Bad Mimi.

Just as he was about to have an attack, Miao Xun clung to his ear.Obviously the "cat" has no vocal cavity vibration, but the heat that flutters on the pinnae, and the voice that resounds in his mind at the same time, give him the illusion that Miao Xun is speaking with his voice.

"You look better like this." Very firm and shy tone.

Miao Xun is not good at boasting.Even he himself happily admits that he is cute, Xue Fang whispered it in his ears over and over again.

Dazed for a moment, Xue Fang's brain was intoxicated by the warm sea breeze blowing head-on for two seconds, "Are you coaxing me?"

If it weren't for being outside, the "cat"'s tail would definitely stand up angrily at this moment.

"Are you afraid that I will be angry because you have been out for too long?"

"No."

"You want to make it up to me?"

"No."

"you--"

"no!"

On the lifting bridge around the river, one of them walked away angrily in front, and the other laughed and asked questions behind, although it seemed strange to passers-by, because observing all the way, only the man behind spoke from beginning to end.

It is true to be able to communicate in his mind, but Xue Fang has always been serious about Miao Xun, and he would not use this lazy method to talk to him every day.

He likes to let Miao Xun hear his voice.

The vocal cavity resonates, the tip of the teeth trembles, and the sound made by the air flowing over the sides of the tongue coating. The difference in tone is subtle, but the emotions expressed are very different.

Hearing a person's emotions from the tone of voice is the innate ability of everyone.

If God has given us this instinct, what reason is there to deprive and not use it.

Xue Fang would shrink his shoulders because of wearing unfamiliar clothes, but he would not be embarrassed by countless passers-by looking at him and talking to himself.

In this matter, he is candid enough.

"Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong—" The suspension bridge was about to rise to let the train pass.

Miao Xun immediately turned around and grabbed Xue Fang's hand, "snap", the two hands were clasped together, and Xue Fang's fingers were intertwined when Xue Fang smiled.

"Run." Miao Xun bit his lip, grabbed the guide's hand tightly, and led him to quickly run across the remaining half of the bridge.

His eyes were shaking, and the orange sunlight was weakening. Perhaps it was due to the lack of refraction of the glasses. When Xue Fang raised his head, the light reflected in his eyes was much softer than before. A layer of gold rim, lively and jumping.

This warm, young and reliable hand that won't let go.

A scene worth sacrificing your life for.

Xue Fang's heart beat violently.

Too obsessed with watching the scenery, Xue Fang staggered in the last two steps, Miao Xun slowed down and waited for him, turned around and moved his lips.

He didn't make a sound, but Xue Fang knew that he was saying: Hurry up.

Xue Fang supported his shoulders, took a few breaths to calm himself down, and said with a smile: "Where are you going next, slum cat prince."

Pointing to a large signboard with peeling paint on the top of the building in the distance: [Harbor Gorgeous Aquarium]

"Where?" Xue Fang was surprised.

"They said there was a mermaid inside. I haven't seen it yet." Miao Xun dragged him forward.

Xue Fang told him with a teacher's professional attitude: "There are mermaids. There is a race with mermaids and fish tails in Tiger Sea Star, but they are not a high-level race. They lack internal language and are not beautiful enough. Most of them can only scream nianiania." .”

Miao Xun was attracted by his description, "What does nianiania mean?"

"The language communication functions of low-level races usually have only three: warning, foraging, and..."

"Oh, I know, go to bed."

"Uh, that's right. Actually, it should be a confession."

After searching for a long time, I went down a hidden small staircase, walked through the long downwalk, and bought tickets at the ground floor to enter the door.

Miao Xun looked enthusiastic, but Xue Fang looked at the ground that was forced to fall off everywhere, and the wall was leaking. Not only can it not be called "gorgeous", but even the aptitude of an ordinary aquarium is not enough.

But thinking of the ultra-low ticket price of 20 interstellar coins, everything is within the tolerance range.

"Marine rare animal area... tortoise, money turtle, map turtle, empty, water turtle, nothing." Miao Xun looked at the aquariums one by one, stepped on the leaking water on the ground, and ran into the next exhibition area.

【Giant Seahorse】——It's too scary to show.

【Venomous Eel】—Snake soaked in a jar?

【Millennium seashell】—model, please do not touch it, or you will be compensated ten times.

"Miao Xun... How about I take you to the aquarium in the city?" Xue Fang couldn't help asking after passing by a hideously ugly mermaid sculpture.

Taking out a guide map that didn't know when it came, Miao Xun pointed to the upper right corner excitedly: "There is a dolphin show here, starting at 17:10, just in time."

"..." Xue Fang hesitated to speak.In the slums there are fake aquariums that lie to children.And the tourists who came all the way were only the two of them, so they couldn't hold a show just for them.

Sure enough, when I came to the performance area, there was only a cubic fish tank with an entire wall, as high as a city wall, with a large circle hanging on the top. It should have been really reserved for dolphins to jump in when it was glorious, but now the tank wall is covered with moss. The water is cloudy.

Miao Xun couldn't say he wasn't disappointed.

And this kind of loss reached a new low after walking out of a bald uncle.

The uncle was carrying an automatic mop, and was sucking up the water leaking from the floor. When he saw Miao Xun, he almost staggered: "Why is it you again! How many times have I told you that there are no mermaids or dolphin shows here? The tickets are refunded, and no one will show you." Hit, you are fucking making trouble again!"

Miao Xun turned out the ticketing instructions on the terminal, and shouted to the uncle in Xue Fang's head, "It's written on it."

Uncle: "It's like this every time. It's not typing, or standing there without speaking. When you ask him something, he comes up and beats people."

Xue Xin felt a pain in his mouth, smiled, and said to the administrator: "I apologize for the beating, but these items are indeed written on the ticket."

Miao Xun tugged Xue Fang's hand angrily, not allowing him to apologize.

"The small print on the bottom line also says, 'The fare varies with the number of items'."

"Okay..." Xue Fang admitted.

Seeing that Miao Xun's face was getting darker and darker, the uncle quickly picked up the mop and ran away.

After he left, Miao Xun leaned against the dirty glass and sulked.Not the gas keeper and the aquarium, but being angry with yourself.

He dragged Xue here and let it go without seeing anything, and he was told about the past.

He didn't know that he would come to play every time he was brainwashed.

I didn't know that I was so dissatisfied that I beat someone because there was no mermaid and dolphin show.

He didn't know how old it was or when it happened. Before he came in, he told Xue Fang that he hadn't been here.

It's so...

"It's 17:10." Xue Fang glanced at the time and coaxed softly, "Go to the dolphin show."

"No... performance." Miao Xun turned his face away.

"Yes." Xue Fang gently pulled him over and made him face the large glass water tank.

In the eyes of the cat, a large fish with a pure black back and a snow-white belly emerged. Its straight, large and strong dorsal fin pierced the turbid and dirty water. There were crystal clear water splashes, awkwardly passed through the large circle on the top, and deliberately stayed for two seconds for the cat to see clearly, and then smoothly jumped down to the bottom of the water.

Miao Xun froze in place, unable to move.

The overlord of the sea, the top predator, and the spirit body of the strongest guide, crawled around in the dark water like a docile dolphin. on the glass, trying to warm him.

Miao Xun was short of breath, lying on the glass wall, stroking it with his palm through the glass.

Even the tiniest regret, as long as I notice it, will be filled and fulfilled for you.

The fish tank is dirty and crowded, but all I want is for you to be satisfied right now.

Because, I hope that the memories you will have with me will be beautiful and leave no regrets.

Miao Xun resisted the soreness in his nasal cavity, and quickly wiped his eyes. The killer whale touched his palm with its snout in the glass, as if to comfort him.Miao Xun couldn't help but choked up, turned around and threw himself into Xue Fang's arms, hiding his head.

"Hey..." Xue Fang gently patted his trembling shoulder, "Are you happier?"

Miao Xun raised his tear-stained face from his arms and said, "nianiania~"