Laid-off guide is a cat wife

In the bar, the hoarse jazz singing gradually became more intense, and the temperature in the venue soared.

The tall dancer's calf is close to the steel pipe, the legs are clamped, and the waist and hips are pushed up. Accompanied by the soft and charming female singing voice, "Boom! Boom!"one time!Slowly grind the bare abdominal muscles on the metal surface, the force is strong and ambiguous.

The spotlight was cruising on his face, the red lips were heavily made up, and the corners of the thickly colored eyes could not conceal the wildness in the eyes.

He is like a hungover kitten, flirtatious and sexy, just walked out of the jungle, with the arrogance of a predator, trying to conquer humans.

"Zi la—" The sharp claws tore, and the sound of swallowing saliva was heard from the audience.

The black leather shorts are tight to the thighs, and the insane fishnet stockings with holes wrap the long legs from bottom to top, they are plump little meatballs!

He tilts his pelvis, straightens his insteps, and spins lightly.The top of the stage was sprayed with fine water droplets like a rain curtain. The "cat" knelt on the ground, bent down flexibly, and followed the rapid drumbeat of "Da Da Da!" The waist was full of water, and the water drenched the light honey-colored skin, exuding a creamy light chocolate-like luster.

Xue Fang has clearly seen him without a strand of hair, but this contrasting outfit is simply too deadly.Professor Xue leaned forward involuntarily, and the surging blood in his temples was beating violently with the stage.

Professor Xue pretended to drink water, but actually kept his eyes on the stage.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The "cat" seemed to notice Xue Fang's eager gaze, jumped off the stage, raised his feet and sat astride, flicked the water on his body wantonly, brushed his wet hair behind his head, revealing a deep and seductive face.

Xue Fang's water spilled "paji", and his brain was down——

The cat, like a cat, sits on me, on my lap.

The hot breath of "cat" sprayed on his face. It was a playful gesture, but also playful and arrogant. The corners of the mouth were raised, almost touching it, and water droplets dripped down the chin to Professor Xue's trousers.With wet palms, he pulled out a small piece of fabric and hung it frivolously around Professor Xue's neck.

Throughout the whole process, he did not give Xue Fang any physical contact.

Xue Fang couldn't hear the high-pitched booing and cheering around him. In a trance, he only knew that the flames in his chest shot up to the sky, burning his brain and killing him, and his body refused to obey and wanted to grab the "cat"'s waist.

"Humph."

The very soft nasal voice was so soft that it was lost in the background sound of the explosion, but Xue Fang could hear it clearly.

Fleeing lightly from the fingertips that were about to touch, Xue Fang hugged nothing. "Cat" turned to the booth next door, sat firmly on the old man with a mouthful of gold teeth, wrapped his arms around his neck, and the old man smiled triumphantly.

Xue Fang stood up "crazy!", and an unknown fire came from nowhere, and he was about to growl angrily: Why didn't you really sit on my lap when you teased me just now!The old man actually sat there!

The old man raised his chin at Xue Fang provocatively, and stuffed a lot of money into the "cat" shorts.

Professor Xue: "..." So angry! "He has no money!

"Cat" raised its red lips, grabbed the red wine glass on the table, raised its slender and slender neck, and poured the dark red wine onto his chest.The white stretch shirt that was short to the chest turned translucent, making it clearly visible.

Xue Xin was beating like a drum, his resentment was raging, and his reason was shaking on the edge. In his sight, the old man stretched out his hand impatiently, and he was about to touch the wet skin of the "cat"——

"Keng!" He smashed the goblet with his bare hands.

No one could see what happened, the shattered glass flashed coldly, and it was raised high, and the tip pierced the old man's neck fiercely, cutting the entire main artery neatly, blood shot up into the sky, and hit the ceiling.

The blood fell down and spilled into the broken goblet one after another. The "cat" took a small mouthful of it curiously, scratched his lower lip, and other people's blood and his own blood danced on the tip of his tongue at the same time.

Stimulate, make the cat tremble.

"Kill...killed! Ahhhh!" The crowd fled in terror.

The "cat" left the body behind and walked against the chaotic crowd, walking lightly in high-heeled boots, wagging its tail lightly, walking at a leisurely pace.Walking through the alley behind the bar, I grabbed a handful of French fries from the plate of the passing waiter and stuffed them into my mouth as I walked.

So hungry... want to eat more...

Backstage, a few dancers with the same heavy make-up were puffing away. They didn't know what happened at the front desk, so they asked him casually, "Hey, new kid, did you make a lot of money today?"

Miao Xun rubbed his little finger, smiled mischievously, took out the banknotes in his waist, raised them and sprinkled them on them.

"Don't grab it, mine!" "Give it to me!" "It's all worth [-] coins! My God!"

There was a crowd at the side, and Miao Xun casually smoked two cigarettes from the cigarette box next to him, pushed open the rusty back door, and stepped out.The emergency alarm sounded on the street behind him, and he walked calmly in the alleys full of sewage, picked out the shredded tobacco, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it, and spit it out again, with saliva and blood in his palm.

Can temporarily relieve pain.

There was a sound at the back door, and a person rushed out, looking around in confusion, and when he caught sight of Miao Xun's figure, he shouted eagerly, "Don't go!"

Miao Xun turned around and left.

Xue Fang's leather shoes stepped into several puddles, and he still chased after him: "Wait a minute! Wait!"

Xue Fang never thought about what to say to the other party.It's just that Shun Shun has a strong desire in his heart, and instinctively wants to keep the "cat".

Miao Xun stopped suddenly, and the cold light of the serrated steel knife flashed from his palm.

Xue Fang has read a lot of news about this serrated laser knife, especially describing how it quickly cut off the heads of White Tower officials.

"Cat" turned around, her seductive eyes painted with smoky makeup were as cold as hell, and she took a step towards Xue Fang.

"Don't." Xue lowered his consciousness and raised the small laser gun he carried with him.

"Cat" obediently put away the knife, raised his hands, and slowly retreated in coordination, but his expression became more and more playful.

Until he could not retreat, his back was pressed against the concrete wall, his head tilted slightly, as if he was waiting for Xue Fang to speak.

Of course, Xue Fang is not a good citizen with a sense of justice. Stopping a wanted criminal is out of selfishness.What kind of selfishness, he... still can't tell.

He maintained the posture of raising the gun, and looked down. The fishnet stockings were torn to the heel during the performance, the buttons of the shorts were not fully buttoned, and there were mottled blood stains on his lower abdomen, which were not from "cats", but his lips were oozing. Blood, "Cat" sips it from time to time, making Xue Fang blush and heartbeat.

And a wet cat's tail.

"You..." Professor Xue, who has always been eloquent, started to talk stupidly, and his tongue was tied up, "You, um, have you recovered from your injury, do you still eat canned food?"

"Cat" raised his darkly drawn eyebrows, the tails of which were deliberately raised.He pursed his blood-stained red lips, and smiled seductively silently. The two bright red lips touched the black muzzle of the gun, and he licked it lightly and slowly, rolling up a little bit of gunpowder smoke left by the gun muzzle.

With blood and heat...sweet but bitter pheromones...

Burnt and cold, red and black.

To suggest, to tease.

Terrible!

"...Ah..." Xue Fang's pupils constricted all of a sudden, he gasped heavily, and his hand holding the gun began to tremble. The rich pheromone and high degree of fit easily penetrated his consciousness defense line.

This deadly little bad cat.

"Crack!" His hand holding the gun was patted lightly, and the gun couldn't be held and fell to the ground.Flat out.

Xue Fang stood there panting loudly, his whole body felt numb and numb, like ants running through his blood vessels, the sudden rise of adrenaline gave him a sense of urgency that he had never experienced before, clamoring, roaring, wanting to seek breakthrough.

"Cat" chuckled jokingly in front of him, and then resolutely walked away.

Xue Fang quickly regained his composure, chased after him again, followed the light back of the "cat" for three blocks, and watched as the "cat" jumped into the graffiti-filled civilian area and flew the bus——

"Kang", the car door closed, almost pinching Xue Fang's outstretched hand.

For the first time in his life, Xue Fang disregarded his face and ran wildly after the car like a fanatic: "Cat! Mi! Xiao Mi, stay and be my cat, I will treat you well!"

Miao Xun faced out the window, and on the dusty car window, drew two words with his finger: No, good.

Xue Fang read the words clearly, was discouraged, and then chased forward. The bus accelerated all the way, and it was impossible to catch up.

ran away again...

He walked back dejectedly, feeling as lost as if he had fallen into a trench, and he couldn't get to the bottom no matter what.

Miao Xun in the car rubbed the ashes on his fingertips, pressed his forehead against the car window, covered his chest, lowered his head to hide his face, and coughed muffled.

Forcibly swallowing the blood welling up in his throat, Miao Xun smiled distortedly.

At that time, Professor Xue didn't know that his cat was already on the verge of mental breakdown and was in danger.

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After Xue Fang went back, he was scolded by his friend: "You just left us and ran away? You didn't reply to the message for a long time, and you thought you were solved by the killer, so you almost called the police!"

"Hmm..." It's almost the same as being solved.

"Here, your bag. That's not right, why did you go out and come back with a broken-hearted expression on your face?"

Xue Fang took the bag in a daze, without answering.

"By the way, have you received the invitation letter for the academic conference?"

"Really, I don't know..."

Xue Fang went into the room in a daze to wash up, buried himself in the pillow and sighed deeply.

Alas, I really want to get rich overnight, so I persuade the cat to be good.

There is also an academic conference... what academic...

Xue Fang got up from the bed and checked the email: "Interstellar Youth Talent Exchange Conference, and Orson Human Contribution Award Selection Meeting"

Talent exchange conferences are irrelevant, there are hundreds of them a year, what matters is the selection of the contribution award later.

If he remembers correctly, the third prize can barely get 20 interstellar coins.

Professor Xue squinted his eyes and rummaged through the old folders, randomly found an article and uploaded it as an article selected by the conference.

Seven days later, Remy Star, Huscarl Imperial College, and the conference hall in the sky.

There were crowds of people outside the venue, big bulls and little gods from all walks of life gathered together, forming a circle with each other, chatting and laughing happily.

When Xue Fang stepped into the venue, no one looked up at him.He has a strange face and no acquaintances. In the interstellar academic circle that pays attention to connections, he is equivalent to a big transparent person.

However, Professor Xue, who wanted to be safe, found a corner and sat down, turned on the backlight of the terminal, turned off the sound effects, and started watching funny cat videos.He couldn't stop laughing, his eyebrows fluttered. People passing by didn't know why, so they thought he had learned about the award in advance.

An associate professor in his thirties sat next to him, saw his virtual screen clearly, was stunned for a moment, and greeted him: "Hello, this is my first time here. What's your surname, which university do you teach in?"

Xue Fang pressed the pause button, turned his head and said casually, "Xue Fang, it's my first time to come to National Arcana."

The man breathed a sigh of relief, and quietly adjusted his wig up, "Actually, I'm a little nervous. I heard that there are so many big names in this award, and the competition is fierce. Those who could have won the third prize are now squeezed into the consolation prize."

"What is the consolation prize?" Xue Fang had no impression.

"A certificate."

"What's the use of that? A scrap of paper."

"...Are you serious? Don't brag too much. This is one of the most prestigious awards ceremonies in Interstellar." Even if you take a consolation prize back to school, the bonus at the end of the year can be doubled.

While speaking, the award presenter of this awards ceremony, Elder He, whose reputation spans half a star, academician He Wei, majestically stood on the round presiding platform, standing with the host.His temples were gray and his voice was like a bell, resounding the opening declaration in every corner.

When Xue Fang saw it was him, he became a little impatient, and ignored all the nonsense that followed.After halfway through the process and finally announcing the list of winners, Xue Fang lazily raised his head and followed the densely packed names of winners on the small screen in front of him——

No?Got stroked?

The teacher around me was also disappointed: "It seems that both of us failed this time, so come back next time."

The list is announced from low-level to high-level, and the first-class and special-level winners are still being announced on the stage.

The host generously announced: "The special prize winner this time is - Pysideljo! For his outstanding research contributions in the field of spiritual language, his mental imagery teaching method has promoted the development of cognitive linguistics and broken the boundaries of research!" "

"It's that giant again. This is the first time I've won a special award. Can't I give others a chance? Sigh."

Xue Fang turned his head to look at the sluggish associate professor, and smiled casually.

"This special Lifetime Honor Award will be awarded to - Academician Hewei! In recognition of his unremitting efforts for interstellar human rights and peace, especially the "White Paper on the Semitics and the Population Language of the Floating Metropolis" published this month 》, filling the gap in this field!"

Fill in the blanks?What a face can say such a thing.

Xue Fang put away the kitty funny video, straightened his tie, and stood up in public.

The teacher beside him: "Hey, why are you going?"

Xue Fang turned his head indifferently: "Go to the stage to accept the award."