Laid-off guide is a cat wife

He said it was the same thing, but when Miao Xun really yelled it out, Xue Fang's ears turned red with embarrassment, and he turned his head and muttered: "...Don't let your wife let you go."

"Hmm... Wife Xue?"

"Not even my wife Xue." Xue Fang pointed out seriously, "It sounds as if you still have a wife Zhang and a wife Li."

"Cat"'s eyes sparkled in the dark light, "But I only have you."

"...me too." Xue Fang softened his voice when he was poked in the center of the hole.

"Speak louder, I can't hear you." Miao Xun yelled nastyly in his mind.

Xue Fang didn't do anything else, put on his old face, and shouted to Miao Xun in a stall on the side of the road full of people: "Me too, you are the only one!"

The passers-by who were eating looked over in amazement, the proprietress was booing and applauding in the room, and Miao Xunxiao was lying on the small table without any image.

After a long while, he revealed a pair of eyes from the bend of his elbow, and looked at the man firmly and seriously: "You love me so much."

Xue Fang coughed uncomfortably, concealed his emotions, and said as calmly as possible: "Isn't it right to hurt you, and you will take care of my mood."

He lifted the lid of the pot, took a bowl of soup, and frowned slightly after taking a sip: "How can there be sweet chicken soup?"

Miao Xun stared at Xue Fang. His guide was powerful, considerate, gentle and talented. Except for the occasional eccentricity and paranoia, he was indeed a target that would be chased by the sentinels wherever he was placed.

How can there be a guide who tolerates his damage time and time again like Xue Fang.

It's really hard being his partner.

"Because I like you."

When the mind came to it, the words flowed out naturally, and even Miao Xun was stunned for a second before he realized what he said.

Xue Fang was at a loss for a moment, he didn't know how to hold the chopsticks, "Ah, why suddenly..." He put down the small bowl, wiped his hands nervously, as if swearing in an auditorium, and responded seriously: "I love you too .”

Miao Xun felt that he should have laughed out loud.

With a flustered and serious look, today's high school students don't have such a jerky expression when they hear "I like you".

But he likes Teacher Xue's seriousness very much.

It's that kind... He pretended to fall, and everyone in the audience would laugh. Only Xue Fang ran over to him in a panic and asked him if it was okay.

That kind of stupidity that a shrewd person will only show in front of him when he falls into a pit.

He likes it so much...

Miao Xun stood up suddenly, put the small bench next to Xue Fang, sat down, opened his mouth confidently and demanded: "Hey me."

"You are so obedient today." The guide picked up a piece of meat and sighed while feeding the cat.

"You have to feed me so I can work hard on my homework."

With a shake of the chopsticks, Xue Fang asked in a low voice, "I'll hand it in when I get back tonight, okay?"

Miao Xun also lowered his voice: "Can't you wait? That's right, you are at the age of a wolf and a tiger."

"?! Don't use idioms indiscriminately!"

…………

After eating, they found that they had walked too far, so they had to return by the unmanned bus in the area.

More than 30 people were hot and crowded in a car, and the smell was weird. Xue Fang hurriedly opened the window to let the air out.

In order to save electricity, the lights in the car were not even turned on.Miao Xun lay lazily on his lap, like a soft and boneless cat, rubbing his hands.He secretly pulled out the ear and stuffed it into Xue Fang's palm, feeling the slight vibration of the body, and then happily rubbed it.

It's exciting to secretly masturbate cats in the bus.

Xue Fang stuffed his fingers into the fluffy cat's earholes, Miao Xun groaned twice, but still didn't move, docile like a fake cat.After a while, Miao Xun suddenly asked: "Can you pretend to be a big dolphin for a while?"

"It takes energy to raise it, you still have work tomorrow."

"Just a moment."

"Go back and talk."

Miao Xun looked up at him, very persistent: "I want it, I want it now."

Meeting those eyes, Xue Fang still gave in, bent down, put his head against his forehead, and let the little wild cat slowly eat the "killer whale" in the spiritual realm.

Even after the 20-day adaptation period, Miao Xun still felt neuralgia.He tried his best to restrain his breathing and heartbeat, so as not to let Xue Fang see the clues, and pretended to be a mental body that accepted the guide with ease.

That's not the mental body size that ordinary humans have at all.

When the bus arrives, put down the chassis.When I got out of the car, I was greeted with a salty and hot smell unique to the seaside.Miao Xun smelled that smell, and for some reason, remembered the first night he met Xue Fang.

——It was the first night he could remember, on the Harbor Bridge.

This time, they also had to cross a bridge, the small suspension bridge over the river when they came.

"Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~" is the alarm bell for the upside-down train to pass.

I don't know if it's because the killer whale is feeling uncomfortable in his mind, or the alarm bell is too harsh, but Miao Xun starts to feel dizzy, his heart twists, and he can't breathe gradually.

"Let's go over quickly." As soon as he reached the middle of the bridge, Xue Fang heard the ringtone and hurried back to grab his hand——

Caught empty.Catfinger let go by himself.

Xue Fang looked at him in bewilderment, "Uh, why..."

The breeze ruffled Miao Xun's bangs, hiding his eyes behind.He took a step back and walked in the opposite direction resolutely and stiffly.

"Miao Xun!" Xue Fang wanted to chase after him, but it was too late.The drawbridge is going up and they have to run in two different directions, getting farther and farther away from each other.

Xue Fang was forced to retreat to the bank of the bridge. The train passed by at high speed. At a distance of 20 meters, he called to Miao Xun in his mind: "Miao Miao? Wait for the train to pass, and then come over."

He was flustered, but he tried to stay calm and waited for Miao Xun's answer.

On the other side of the bridge, Miao Xun put his hands in his pockets, lowered his head and asked gently: "Xue Fang, do you like today?"

Although Xue Fang was surprised, he replied without hesitation: "I like it, I like it very much."

"Do you really want to live like this with me for the rest of your life?"

"of course."

Miao Xun raised the corner of his mouth, soft and sticky: "Then let's get a divorce."

When he said this, the mental realm was tearing and shaking.

After waiting for a long time, the other party struggled to make a sound: "...Sorry, I seem to be hearing hallucinations from the noise of the train, can you say it again?"

Miao Xun took a deep breath and squeezed out the words with all his strength: "We're divorced..."

He deliberately smiled, trying to ease the atmosphere and try to relax, "Xue Fang, you are so good, it must be easy to find a better sentinel than me, maybe you can match him tomorrow morning."

Xue Fang was silent for a while, then said, "I don't want to hear such words. Tell me the reason seriously."

Knowing that the other party couldn't see him, Miao Xun subconsciously turned his back and picked his palm in his pocket, almost bleeding, but his voice was laughing: "I answered you."

"What? When?" The other party was trying to keep calm.

"..." Because I like you very much.

So stop the link between us from being severed at all costs.

Xue Fang restrained his anger, "Yuesa asked you to divorce me?"

"No. It's my decision."

Xue Fang's voice was cold and straightforward: "I don't accept it."

A rusty voice slowly sounded in Xue Fang's mind, "Cat" said to him: "Xue Fang... Xue Fang, you, listen to me..."

"I am listening."

"Your mental body was taken away by me. I, I will file for divorce on the grounds that your ability is declining. The people at the binding office will come to verify it tomorrow. If they can't find out your mental body, they will assume... the truth .”

"Well, so?" It was so cold that there was no fluctuation.

"Before, Yuesa asked me if I was permanently bound to you."

"..."

"I answer, no."

"..."

"He was not very satisfied, and instructed me to bind you permanently as soon as possible, so that I can control you through me."

"……go on."

"If Rong doesn't support him, he will force me to disconnect you from your spirit and blow up your spirit domain."

Xue Fang couldn't bear it anymore, and he roared angrily: "Why do you listen to him! If he tells you to blow up my spiritual domain, you will blow it up! If he tells you to go, then go away, because you are afraid of him, you will divorce me , can you think of me!?"

"I miss you..." Miao Xun said in a low voice, "I miss you very much, I miss you very much, I miss you very much, I think about you all the time, I thought getting married was just a joke, but I think about it by your side, when I am on a mission, Thinking about riding in a car, thinking about eating, even dreaming about you and me watching a movie..."

Xue Fang was speechless, a violent sourness flooded his chest, making him breathless.

"Then why..."

Miao Xun smiled wryly: "He has a 'zoo', we are all his favorite 'animals', he locked everyone with a lock, only he has the key."

Xue Fang's pupils shook: "He took your gene switch... This is a first-degree felony against humanity!"

Miao Xun sighed, "He can customize anyone's appearance to his liking. He likes the new and dislikes the old, constantly modifying others, personality, psychology, appearance, and memory..."

"And I, I am... the perfect end of all kinds of fantasies."

He is a collection of all kinds of human desires.

He looks beautiful, crazy, passionate, and it drives people crazy.But it was just a pile of confetti after the prosperity, a void.

"Death is not the most terrible thing. The terrible thing is to become his favorite collection. He can let others rent me, but he can't tolerate anyone taking me away, including myself."

Across the broken bridge, Miao Xun smiled softly: "You know, Xue Fang, I want to die happily countless times. If I die, he will lose one collection in his heart, and he will jump his feet in anger. I'll make a lot of money."

So, he threw himself into the trash can, but was picked up by Xue Fang.

"You picked up his favorite toy, wiped it clean, and raised it better than him. Now the toy doesn't want to go back. The toy wants to stay in your house forever. He will go crazy and jealous of you and destroy you."

"I'm not afraid." Xue Fang replied lightly.

"But I'm afraid."

Xue Fang clenched his fists and walked back and forth a few times before he could barely suppress the surging emotions.

"Besides, I made things according to his preferences, but you love me so much..." Miao Xun swallowed sourly, but his voice became firmer, "I don't want to deceive you."

"I will kill him and leave him. Strip away his preferences and see if the real me is worthy of your liking."

This is really a very responsible declaration——

I want to face you in the most authentic state, without any artificial falsehood.

"So, Xue Fang... Before he found out that I belonged to you, we divorced. A paper contract is not as strong as our binding link."

Abandon the legal contract of marriage and secretly keep the link that is permanently bound.

For a better tomorrow.

To preserve our memory.

As the train drove away, the suspension bridge was slowly lowered, and Miao Xun saw a silent figure on the other side of the bridge.

"Xue Fang—"

"it is good."

Xue Fang raised his eyes, feeling cold, "I'll give you three months. After three months, I will take over the matter with full authority."

Miao Xunyang laughed, but his vision gradually blurred, "Then you have to pretend to hate me outside from now on."

"it is good."

"Remember, we divorced because of disagreement, and you don't like me at all."

"it is good……"

"When you see me, don't keep staring at me. I will quietly raise dolphins for you, and you are responsible for filling the spiritual hole."

"……Can."

"Then let's turn around together and walk in the opposite direction. Each person walks 16 meters, which is more than the distance. By the way, no one is allowed to turn back."

Xue Fang took a deep breath, turned his back, and took a step forward. The distance of 52 meters is so short, this small bridge only occupies 20 meters, leaving them only a dozen steps.

Distance, 26 meters——

Xue Fang said silently: "Before you finally leave, don't you give me a hug?"

Miao Xun answered lightly, "I can't hug you."

"why?"

Miao Xun quietly turned his head and glanced at him, "I hug you, I don't want to leave."

Xue Fang couldn't breathe.

Distance, 38 meters——

Xue Anxin was so confused that he couldn't organize his words, "Lord, do you have a place to live, if you don't go home?"

"Yes." The organization has always reserved a room for him.

"Is the quilt comfortable? Why don't you take the one at home."

"The organization will issue new ones."

Xue Fang tried to find a reason, "Then... there is no pheromone from me."

Miao Xun told him playfully, "I have it on me."

Xue Fang felt like an arrow had been shot in his chest, he was so sweet that he panicked, and the pain was terribly cold.

Distance, 50 meters——

Xue Fang couldn't move any further.If he took another step, he would not be able to hear Miao Xun's voice.

He regretted it, how can divorce be divorced as soon as it is said, it will take a month to go through the procedure, no, it will take two or three years!Why do you want Bad Mimi to be so self-willed and can't spoil the cat.

"Xue Xuefang Fangfang... Don't cry, don't, I haven't, I haven't cried, you don't cry..." Miao Xun stammered in his mind.

It seems that there is no silver 300 taels here.

Xue Fang turned around abruptly, and there was no one behind a straight road.

"Ah..." His voice made some mournful syllables.

The wayward kitten is gone, out of the conversation range.The suspension bridge was connected, but their bridge was broken.

As if half of his soul had been hollowed out, he waited there and stood there for a long time, as if expecting the cat that had gone away to come back.

It wasn't until late at night that a few drunken men came to ask him for money that Xue Fang seemed to wake up, lost his mind, and walked away crookedly.

He didn't know that his cat kept a distance of 52.5 meters from him and kept hiding in the dark to send him home.Lying in the grass in the courtyard, watching him sitting on the porch, blowing the night wind, getting mad and drunk, and finally fell asleep on the floor unconscious.

Miao Xun carried him into the house, wrapped the guide in a blanket with toffee-flavored pheromone, and finally lay down next to his ear, opened his lips, and uttered the countless times in his heart with a trembling voice. The syllables:

"xue...fan..."