Laid-off guide is a cat wife

It was too late to stop.

Such a big box, as long as you have normal eyesight, it's hard to miss it at a glance.

What's more, there is a big wild cat lying in the box nest, with glass ball-like eyes reflecting light in the dark.

"This..." Zhong Weiqi's spiritual body is a guinea pig, and he instinctively took a step back when he saw the natural enemy, but his mood was still stable, "Could this be your—"

Xue Fang sighed, ready to admit it boldly, "Yes, it's mine..."

"It's your spiritual body!"

Xue Fang: "Hmm...ah?!"

Zhong Weiqi suddenly realized: "No wonder Mr. Xue liked cats so much back then. It turns out that you are a cat family."

Xue Fang held back his words, hesitant to speak.If you say no, how do you explain that he has "fun" with his sentinel during working hours? If you say yes, it seems that there is nothing wrong with him?The big cat is the state of Miao Xun's mental body, and Miao Xun belongs to him, rounded up, it is also his mental body.

He neither denied nor fully admitted, put on the shoes in front of the students, and did not make people feel uncomfortable when he spoke, "Now I only like this one."

The big cat turned over in the box and "groaned".

Zhong Weiqi couldn't help but look inside, the more he wanted to look, the more Xue Fang's scalp became numb, and he quietly pushed the box into the top.

Zhong Weiqi was a little disappointed when he couldn't see the big cat anymore, "It's a beautiful spirit, why did you keep it hidden before?"

"Before..." I haven't picked it up yet, "Later..." I think it's too cute, and I don't want to show it to others.

Miao Xun suddenly said in his brain: "I heard it."

Xue Fang remained expressionless, but replied in his heart: "Don't make trouble."

"Hey, I'm your spirit body now."

Xue Fang had a bad feeling: "So?"

The big cat generously jumped out of the paper box, onto the table, lazily licking the pad, "From now on, I will be equal to you."

After a while, Xue Fang felt what it was like to treat Miao Xun as a spiritual body.

Eye-catching, eye-catching, screaming everywhere, so many people are so excited that they can't walk, and the dog dares to touch it——

Professor Xue used the teaching plan to mercilessly knock him off.

He and Zhong Weiqi came out to class together, Miao Xun insisted on following, refusing to change back, and was sent directly into the classroom by Zhong Weiqi with a smile on his face.

It is nothing new for the guide teacher to take the spiritual body to class.

But, teacher guide, with the spiritual body of a carnivorous hunter, it is enough to explode the pot.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Cheetah jumped onto the podium, lying on the high platform and turning his eyes to look at a group of young supernatural beings below the stage.The round cat ears were erected, and the whispers underneath were all heard:

"Isn't it? Professor Xue is not a herbivorous man?"

"It's said that the spiritual body reflects the inner heart. Tsk tsk, I never expected that the gentle-looking new professor has such a wild heart."

"I... I really like it."

Cheetah's delicate head turned to the speaker. It was a boy in the second row, an A-level sentry, with an introverted personality and a low voice, "Professor Xue is doing very well in class."

But in fact, Professor Xue is having a headache, "Miao Miao, can you go back first?"

Miao Xun blinked his ears, turned his head, the cat's eyes were wet, "Mr. Xue, I want to listen to this class too."

Xue Fang couldn't resist the clever cat's eyes, and was forced to compromise: "...just this once. You lie here and wait for me to finish class, don't go down. The second half of the class is a free group discussion, you can go first."

Unexpectedly, the wayward big cat did not disturb the classroom discipline.Except for turning over from time to time and wrapping his tail around the teacher's arm on the desk, most of the time he half-closed his eyes, like a large Sphinx ornament.

Miao Xun couldn't help thinking, did Xue Fang attend classes with this perspective all day long?The table is quite high, and everyone's small movements can be seen clearly. The classroom is closed, with a weak amplification effect, and the sound can be honestly transmitted from every corner.

Cun Tou murmured under his breath, "Where did Xiao Miao go? She didn't come back all afternoon."

Miao Xun flicked his tail leisurely on it: I'm watching you on stage, I'm legally skipping class.

Hurrying to finish the rest of the content, Xue Fang was a little relieved, and then looked at the kitten who was so bored that he picked his paws, and went up to stroke the smooth fur with a smile.

Unexpectedly, the strange wish he had prayed for - to play cats in class - would come true one day.

The tip of the hairy tail wrapped around his wrist, tightened, and rubbed against the emblem, itchy and fluffy, in front of sixty pairs of eyes, secretly flicking the spiritual link.

"Now they know how cute my mental body is." Xue Fang pretended to be flipping through the book.

"Don't you feel troubled?" The cat's paw pressed the page.

"Why do you bother?" Xue Fang's expression was as calm as a mountain. He grabbed his paw and slowly rubbed it into the palm of his hand. "This may be the happiest class I have ever had."

Wordless company is not trouble.

--------

The sentries are physically fit, and the course schedule is much more intensive than that of the guides. After the theoretical quality class here, they will go to the training ground to practice there.

As the evening approached, Miao Xun, who had disappeared for a long time, finally appeared at the end of the line.

The remaining three people in dormitory 7501 hurriedly gathered around him, half caring, half gossiping, "Where did you go, did you get scolded again when you were called away by the teacher at noon?"

Miao Xun pretended to sigh, "It's not considered a reprimand, it's just that I was taught that I'm not allowed to call the teacher that way, and that he's not interested in me at all."

"So straightforward!"

"Who let someone be a guide, huh." Miao Xun was not convinced, and typed heavily: "Anyway, I don't have more wives, and I don't have one less."

The three roommates simultaneously remembered the past events he had mentioned, and choked out one word for a long time: "...Strong!"

"But that teacher Xue seems to have a partner. Louis, sitting in the second row, said that he saw the binding emblem. By the way, you didn't come to the afternoon class, and you didn't see the teacher's spirit body. What a big cat, what a big cat. pretty!"

Miao Xun lost interest: "What's so interesting about big cats? It's boring. Does that Louis just stare at other people's wrists instead of listening to the class?"

Old John was surprised: "Hey, how do you know it's the wrist?"

Miao Xun was startled, and when he was about to type, Cuntou turned around and slapped Old John, "You are stupid, he has already gone to the teacher's office to observe closely, and he can see it no more clearly than us."

"Oh, yes, that's what you said..." Old John rubbed the back of his head.

Pointing his finger at his chin, Miao Xun seemed to be thinking, "But Mr. Xue looks very lonely... The sentinel is not around, he is an older married man, refined and abstinent, but his mental body is carnivorous..." He smiled at the corner of his mouth Expand, "Maybe it will be delicious!"

"...Hey, Xiao Miao, you don't mean to attack him, do you?" Lao Ming asked in a low voice in shock.

Miao Xun typed: "I don't want to attack him—"

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Miao still has a sense of proportion.

However, the next sentence: "I want to do my best to nourish all the lonely guide brothers in this world."

love without border.

"...As expected of you!"

The front team has moved a lot. This is the first physical test this semester, and the three classes line up to enter the training ground together.

Old John turned around in circles, feeling anxious, "I'm going to take the mental and physical training later, what should I do if I can't hold on for four hours."

Cun Tou patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Don't worry, if you faint again this time, the brothers will carry you back."

Mental body...continuous training...

Miao Xun suddenly realized a terrible thing, "Is it the kind where the person and the spirit body are present at the same time?"

The other three looked at him with expressions of "I still need to ask".

Miao Xun: "...I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

He himself is a spiritual body, how can he perform himself and lead himself?

Miao Xun quickly ran back to the teaching building and came back with something.

The sentries queuing up to enter the arena had reached the end, and Miao Xun was the last one to go in, but was stopped by the red-haired instructor, who pointed at his waist: "What do you want to do with the rope?"

Miao Xun typed lightly: "I'm afraid my mental body will bite someone, so I want to tie it up obediently."

The redhead was full of tyranny, and wanted to kick his ass: "Get out!"

Miao Xun's eyes darkened, and he hid quickly.The instructor missed the kick and spat, "You son of a bitch."

The relationship between him and the red-haired instructor was forged from this "dog bastard".

…………

After finishing dinner, Xue Fang washed his hands and picked up the terminal, and received a notification from the teacher's system.

The report stated that a training instructor was unfortunately injured in a teaching accident that night, and asked which teacher was available and could temporarily replace him.

Xue Fang looked at the sky, it was almost 10 o'clock in the evening, and Miao Xun hadn't come back yet.He was a little worried, so he sent a message to ask:

[Fangfangfang]: Why haven't you come back? You agreed to come to accompany me today, did you go out to eat with your friends after class?

At that time, Miao Xun was sitting in the collective locker room of the training ground, and the students around him walked around him intentionally or unintentionally.

When he saw the news, his gloomy eyes regained a little light, he struggled for a long time, and replied:

[Saccharine Miao]: Going back soon.

After typing, he grabbed a change of clothes and walked quickly into the collective bathroom.

The mist was so dense that it was almost impossible to see other people's faces clearly. I found an empty cubicle and went in and tightened the curtains, but there was still no privacy at all.

His hearing is too sensitive.

The whispers of the students continued to amplify in his ears: "Because he was scolded as a bastard, it is too cruel to hang the instructor on the mental body and drag him directly to the sky. Has he really passed the entrance mental test?"

"It's also because the instructor asked him to do extra training in the 2000-meter sprint, isn't he upset?"

"Where does he think this is, kindergarten? It's normal to be scolded and retrained. Who hasn't been scolded?"

"But after running 2000 meters back and forth for an hour, it was indeed... If it was me, my heart would burst."

The hot water poured down and hit the skin, which was very hot for Miao Xun.But he didn't avoid it, but turned his body sideways, exposing the wound on his back to the water flow, and the sound of skin and flesh sizzling seemed to sound in his mind at the same time.

Burn it a little bit, and it will be cleaner.

The foamy sewage in the sink under his feet flowed sideways, and he obviously didn't touch his toes, but he felt that the more he washed his body, the dirtier it became.

crunch.After turning on the faucet, Miao Xun wrapped his head in a towel and went out.

"Xiao Miao? Are you okay?" Seeing him running a few steps, Old John pretended nothing had happened, and said with a smile, "Don't worry about that old—uh, you have a lot of injuries on your back!"

Miao Xun had a bath towel on his head, and the white towel drooped to his back. He turned around slightly, and the position of the towel moved, revealing a larger scar.

A drop of water followed the only trace of fresh pink, wrapped in pale blood, rolled into the sexy honey-colored ridge, slipped into the edge of the shorts, and disappeared.

The rust-gold eyes pierced through the hazy mist and reached the other side coldly.

Old John shivered in the warm bathhouse.

Walking to the dressing area, there were not many people left.Old John was still worried about him, so he put on his clothes and came over and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Miao, although it's not good to ask, have you... been abused at home? Tell us if you have any difficulties."

Miao Xun paused for a moment while putting on the sweater, but continued to wear it without answering.

Old John felt that it was right, and asked more cautiously: "No...is it your adoptive father?"

This time, Miao Xun grabbed the terminal and quickly retorted: "No. He won't hit me."

"That's good, as long as you get rid of those things, then..." Old John was relieved at first, but suddenly realized that he had also substituted in, so he stopped talking.

"I won't go back to sleep at night." Miao Xun grabbed the bag, the bottom was heavy, he felt through the dirty clothes, it was a can of Pepper Coke.

I don't know when it was quietly stuffed in.

Probably in the office, while he was asleep.

Old John froze for a moment, "Then where are you going to sleep?"

"Go to the old man to vent." He smiled indifferently, but when he typed this line, he didn't realize that his fingers were trembling, trying to be brave.

"Oh..." Old John raised his eyebrows, with an understanding expression on his face, "We will help you deal with the dormitory supervisor. By the way, you were injured by the instructor, remember to ask your adoptive father to wipe it for you."

Miao Xun waved his hand back and left with his bag on his back.Old John watched his back disappear, and he always had a vague feeling in his heart——

Xiao Miao's background doesn't seem to be simple.

After walking out of the collective bathroom and going down three flights of stairs, Miao Xun walked to the handrail and began to untie the rope.

Passing students kept looking up and exclaiming, "Why is there a whale flying in the sky!"

Miao Xun went in to take a bath, but it was not easy to bring the big killer whale in, so he tied it to the entrance of the bathhouse as a hydrogen balloon.Those who come and go are all supernatural beings, who can see the spirit body, chirping, chirping, and chirping above their heads. Looking up, they saw a huge killer whale, which was so frightened that it dropped its slippers, and ran away with a small bucket of hemp.

The killer whale is ten meters long, and it can't come down to run parallel with Miao Xun. It will block the way, so it can only be wronged and tied up with a rope around its belly. Miao Xun walks ahead, and it is walked on top of its head.

The most annoyed thing is that Miao Xun found a plastic rope for tying fruits, which would break as soon as he struggled, and the big killer whale had to keep in sync with Miao Xun at all times to prevent it from being pulled.

Neptune's face was completely shattered.

Xue Fang was waiting at the door, and the first thing he saw was this scene——

Miao Xun walked slowly and quietly from the deserted path with his bag on his back, the street lights flickering on and off on his face.Holding a rope in his hand, the other end of the rope is tied to a big killer whale floating leisurely on its belly.

The night is very dark. At first glance, it looks like a cat and a child returning from a spring outing, holding on to a leaky toy balloon. Seeing his family members standing at the door, his brows, eyes and lips are moved, and he subconsciously lets go. The family members ran over and threw themselves into their arms.

"The kid is back from class." Xue Fang stroked the back of his head, it was wet, and the water was not wiped clean.

"...I don't want to go to class anymore." Miao Xun shrank into his chest.

"What's wrong?" Xue Fang asked gently, "Is my mental body not working well?"

"Cat" clung to him aggrievedly, "No..."

"What's the matter?"

"I...I want to be raised by you."