Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Because he was sure that he liked it, he tied a bow for himself, climbed into the box, and gave it to him as a gift.

After calming down, Xue Xin felt a little uncomfortable.It's not what he expected to be so careful and courteous.

Thick elastic cat ears protruded from the top of the box, caught in the gap and turned around, like a submarine's periscope.

"Don't you like it..." was the hesitant tone of "Cat", "I thought you liked it."

Of course Xue Fang liked it, so much that he almost lost his mind. "I like it." He agreed, sighed, and opened the box.

"Cat" jumped out of it all at once, jumped in front of him and threw him down, kissed him on the forehead, and shouted excitedly: "Surprise!"

Little madman.

Xue Fang led him to stand up and walk to the living room.He was obviously taller than Xue Fang, yet he wanted to put his chin on the man's shoulder and rub against Xue Fang's neck.The right velvet ear is unavoidable to be touched, the tip of the hair is very sensitive, it will be pressed down suddenly, and it will tremble flickeringly.

It seems to be tempting others to turn their heads and bite him.

Xue Fang was about to do this, but he pulled his hand and stopped, "Wait a minute."

Turning his head to look, the little wild cat bent down, tapped its toes on the floor, grabbed the black sling on its thigh and pulled it upwards, "I didn't fasten it tightly enough, it will fall off when I walk..." While doing it, he said to himself Explained in a language, "The belt must be strangled into the flesh so that it will not fall off. It should be strangled until—"

He grabbed Xue Fang's hand and pressed it further inwards from the black leather buckle, "Here."

Xue Fang's hand trembled like an electric shock. The chocolate melted into the color of milk, which seemed to attract people to the touch. The "cat" has a fever, so the breathing rate is rapid and deep, and the muscle lines will tighten and loosen with the breathing, and the life will be dull and dark.

"What do you want?" Xue Fang narrowed his eyes behind the lens, "You want to trick me into committing a crime, there is no way!"

He wouldn't be fooled into attacking a sick kitten.

Miao Xun was not very happy. He broke his shoulders and pushed him with his knee. The movements and strength were neither light nor heavy. Xue Fang's breathing became heavier. Miao Xun was a little satisfied and leaned against his ear: " What are you pretending to be serious?"

Xue Fang couldn't bear it anymore, and was about to bite, "You need to clean up the bad one."

Miao Xun dodged in an instant, giggled, and was about to make a face for him, when a white shadow flashed in his sight and fell to his feet—the fever-reducing sticker fell to the ground.

This is nothing like a game winner.

Miao Xun looked at it, and there was a long white sheet that fell out of his body, making people inexplicably see that his cheeks were hot, it was not something to be ashamed of, but a bit embarrassing.

He lowered his head, trying to kick it aside quietly with his toes, but unexpectedly, the glue of the thing stuck to the bottom of his feet and stuck to the fishnet stockings.He really started to panic, bent his slender calf, half twisted his body, trying to tear it off.The fabric was flimsy, and it wasn't really sticky enough, but his rough tearing action successfully tore the sock from the sole of the foot to the bend of the knee, and it was torn into two strands.

Xue Fang stood and watched in astonishment.

He squeezed the anti-fever patch, his head hung down to his chest, turning into airplane ears, "It's all your fault."

"What's my fault?" Xue Fang expressed his innocence, and kept sneaking glances at his long legs.

Miao Xun complained in a low voice: "Kiss me just now, won't it be broken?"

You didn't kiss me, you wanted to bite me → I dodged → the anti-fever sticker fell off → it was broken.He's such a roundabout logic.

But Xue Fang didn't care what his logical line was, and treated it as coquettish.

"It's better if it's rotten." Xue Fang answered righteously, "Sentry wearing that kind of thing will bind the nerves, and it will affect the sensitivity after a long time."

"Then don't 'restrain' me from now on." Miao Xun said angrily.

Xue Fang hugged him and said with a low laugh, "Even if you yell no, I can't 'untie' you."

Kissed gently, in exchange for a ferocious and disdainful counterattack from the little wild cat, hugging each other tightly, stumbled into the living room, he seemed to gather all his energy, and wanted to compete with Xue Fang who would suffocate first.Mr. Xue, who had insufficient lung capacity, was quickly defeated, but he also had bad intentions. He grabbed a handful of cat tails and stroked them against the fur——

"Dingling!" The bell fell, the cat's tail frizzed tremblingly, his fresh and young body was convulsing, Miao Xun whimpered, and bit his Adam's apple, sucking fiercely like revenge.

It's too much to stroke the tail hair backwards, it's too much!If it wasn't for this guy, he would definitely bite off the opponent's throat.

Xue Fang picked up the bowknot bell as if nothing had happened, tied it around the cat's neck, and tied it again.

Pink bow with honey-colored cream skin, this one looks better than cake.

"Okay, stop making trouble, and go to bed quickly after eating the cake."

Bring a chair, and the little wild cat sits down obediently.Xue Fang only cut a piece for himself, and gave him the rest, including the plates.

"Candles haven't been lit yet." Miao Xun reminded him, staring at his plate.

"Okay..." Xue Fang put two candles on a small piece of cake, they were crooked and could barely stand.

In fact, Xue Fang didn't celebrate his birthday, and few people celebrated it for him. Miao Xun was probably the first time he bought a cake for his birthday seriously since he was an adult.He had long forgotten the process of celebrating his birthday, and only vaguely remembered that he had to make a wish before blowing out the candles.

What wish should I make...

The candlelight was indistinct, and behind it were Miao Xun's eyes shining with the firelight.

With this scene, he already has everything, what else can he expect?

"Have you agreed?" Miao Xun raised his head and asked him.

"Not yet." Xue Fang thought carefully for a while, and said sincerely to the candlelight, "I hope our kitten will always be healthy, mentally stable, and carefree."

Miao Xun stretched out his paw and patted him, "You can't say it! It won't work."

Teacher Xue, an atheist, had no choice but to recite it silently three times in his heart in order to make up for his mistakes.

"Then I may have a wish." Miao Xun crossed his fingers, closed his eyes and prayed, with an unexpectedly sincere expression.

"Okay. The cake god should have heard." He opened his eyes and said in his mind seriously.

Xue Fang found him snickering and felt that the matter was not simple, so he asked him: "What is your wish?"

"My wish... I hope that you will never have the opportunity to bite my ear and stroke my tail in the future!"

Xue Fang didn't believe it at all, and made up his mind to sneak into Miao Xun's spiritual realm at night to take a look.

Each person has one wish, and each person blows out a candle.

It was originally Xue Fang's birthday, but Miao Xun was much more interested than him.I can't eat enough cakes, but I want to drink too.There was no wine at home, so I wanted to grab Xue Fang's coat hanging on the coat rack, put it on casually, and go out to buy it.

How could Xue Fang let him out?Naturally, he fished it back and pressed it on the chair.

He ate the cake with a spoon, feeding himself like a small animal, taking a spoonful, sipping, licking, and taking another bite, carefully tasting the cream and icing with his cat's tongue.

Halfway through eating, he suddenly remembered something and said angrily, "I forgot to write my name."

"What name?" Xue Fang saw the cream on the corner of his mouth, and wiped it off with his fingertips.

"Your name. Cake, I forgot to write your name." Miao Xun put down the spoon, his whole body seemed to be hit, his shoulders slumped, and he muttered to himself, "It's almost finished, there is no place to write now, why? Do? If you don’t write it, your wish may not come true.”

"It's okay, I'll buy another one to make a wish for you tonight." Xue Fang comforted him.

"I didn't make the wish! It was you..." Miao Xun was depressed, the cake was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't get up or down.

He ate a lot. It can be said that most of the cake fell into his stomach. He has already merged with Xue Fang's cake, so...

In Xue Fang's swaying sight, he dipped his hand in cream, lifted off the tight leather jacket, found a spacious place on his abdominal muscles, and wrote stroke by stroke with milky white cream:

Xue, let go.

There is cake in the belly, so there is no problem writing it here.

"That's all right." Miao Xun heaved a sigh of relief, and didn't think it was weird to use himself as a writing board at all.

The cream seeped into the uneven texture of the muscles, and due to the high body temperature, it melted quickly and dripped down softly.

Catching the first drop of melted cream with his lips and tongue, Xue Fang half-kneeled beside him, and ate the rest.

Soft, dense, hot melted creamy chocolate, slightly bitter, hot sweat, slightly pulled but flexible and elastic, is the unique gelatinous texture of young people.

"Is it delicious?" Miao Xun smiled.

"Toffee cake, the taste is unique." Xue Fang rubbed his chin, thinking about it.

"How about some more?" He dipped a little butter and put it in his mouth to sizzle.

"Don't eat now." Xue Fang kept thinking about coaxing him back to rest, "Go to bed first."

"Going to bed? Okay." Upon hearing this, "Cat" became excited again.Xue Fang was about to explain that one person went to bed not the other, when Miao Xun's expression changed suddenly, and he stood up and ran towards the bathroom.

After stuffing so much cream on an empty stomach, his stomach finally began to protest, and the acid reflux made him vomit it out.It's okay when I eat it, but I feel all kinds of greasy when I vomit.He vomited in the dark, his head was dizzy, his eyes were dark, his convulsed stomach was burning like a broken hearth, it hurt so badly, he wanted to take painkillers immediately, but what he yelled was:

"Xue...Xue Fang..."

Hearing his call, the hot towels that had been prepared earlier came up.He pushed it away, turned on the faucet lying on the sink, tilted his neck to catch the water to rinse his mouth, and repeated it. When he felt clean, he went back to get the towel and wiped himself clean.

It has to be adjusted to a convenient state for use.

His vision was blurred, he groped to find the right direction, wrapped Xue Fang's neck, and gasped for breath: "While... I'm still hot, hurry up and use me..."

The arms around his waist gradually tightened.

Miao Xun persuaded him in a low voice: "Don't be prudish, I'll be fine... You can lower my sensitivity, so... I can make you comfortable for longer...an hour, two hours... You can play as long as you want... If it breaks, you can fix it tomorrow, don't worry."

"Can it be tied up?" A shadow fell on the guide's face.

"Yes, yes," he said, a little imperceptibly nervous and shy, but forced a strong smile, "Today's limited buffet, let me let you go..."