Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Xue Fang was still woken up by the cat in the morning.

He opened his eyes, the nightmare he just had had persistent vision, and he thought he was still in the crowded and dilapidated illegal immigration spaceship, holding the little...

Looking down, it was Miao Xun.

The small ears with black and gold stripes are full of white fluff. Xue Fang's chaotic breath sprayed on the cat's ears, making it tremble, and the white fur made a small nest.

Xue felt itchy in his heart, sneaked to the terminal, clicked a photo, and left this magnificent scene in the world.

"Hmm...?" Miao Xun woke up in a daze, with the tip of his chin resting on his chest, "What...ma...?"

Xue Fang's itching suddenly turned into a commotion, and he happily agreed: "Do it!"

Pull the quilt, turn the position over, and boldly rub the kitten's soft belly. The sleepless cat struggles softly, trying to show the tip of its claws, and subconsciously knows who is doing it arbitrarily, and then feels wronged and shrinks back.His body temperature is slightly higher, and it seems to be so hot to melt together when you stick it on. Kiss his neck, and there will be a wild long tail wrapped around your ankles.

Miao Xun woke up completely, grabbed the guide in confusion, "What are you doing?"

Xue Fang felt guilty: "...Didn't you ask me to do it?"

"I ask you, what are you doing?" Miao Xun narrowed his eyes, searched for the terminal hidden under the pillow, and used it to turn on the screen.

It turned out that the old man secretly replaced the picture of the building with a picture of a cat sleeping soundly. The enlarged cat ears in the center of the desktop screen are crooked, pitiful, weak, and rua.

Mensao's perverted hobbies probably won't change in this lifetime.

Miao Xun got up, forgetting that his tail was still wrapped around Xue Fang, staggered and fell back, "Woo!" It hurts!

"You are too tight." Xue Fang sat up and carefully untied the tail that was knotted around his ankle.

The freed tail "Paji Paji" slapped the quilt very angrily.

Xue Fang quietly glanced at the tip of the fried hair's tail, "Can we continue?"

Miao Xun followed his gaze and knew what bad idea he was thinking, wanted to play with his tail? "No!" Being played by Xue Fang, sooner or later he will be bald!

Saying no, Xue Fang still managed to sneak into the bathroom to "combat" and accompany the sentinel to contribute all the exercise today.

On the first day of arriving at Emperor Star, it seemed much calmer than expected.

The center of Emperor Star is the famous "Second Tier" city in the interstellar world, which is divided into the upper level and the lower level.The upper floor is erected above the sky, rising towards the center in the shape of a pyramid, where military officials and nobles live. The highest point is the imperial palace, which symbolizes the supreme universe and surpasses the mortal world.

The lower floor... is where Xue Fang and Miao Xun are standing now.

Miao Xun lifted the soles of his boots, the sticky black ash made it difficult to walk, "What are these?"

"It's the gray fat of the people at the bottom." Xue Fang lowered his eyes.

Abandoned lower level, filthy run down and lack of management.In order to keep clean, the upper cities dump the garbage generated by the entire city every day.Many poor people will grab the baskets and rush to snatch the wasted food and daily necessities in the garbage to maintain their lives.

At 06:30 in the afternoon, the garbage in the sky garden city poured down, and countless poor people stood eagerly below. This scene was jokingly called "the holy waterfall descends" by the nobles of the empire.

There are many small baskets on the street, most of which are made of discarded steel plates and tires, which are solid and durable.

Miao Xun bought the smallest size and hung it diagonally on his body. He opened the lid to show his wife Xue the empty inner layer, "Here."

Xue Fang didn't get it, and asked him: "Want to pick up trash?"

Miao Xun took a step forward and whispered to him: "I filled you up in the morning, and you have to learn to be grateful for filling me up, you know?"

When Xue Fang heard the word "fill up", his ears turned red, "Didn't you just have lunch?"

Miao Xun was squatting on the side of the road with an empty basket in his arms. The cat lost his temper, "I'm tired and I can't walk anymore."

The road was full of traffic and pedestrians, and many people turned their attention to the two people with outstanding looks.Xue Fang was keenly aware of some malicious intentions, so he squatted in front of Miao Xun and quickly compromised: "Buy, I will fill it up for you immediately!"

Maybe it's because the honey-colored beauty squatting on the side of the road is too pitiful, or maybe the light in Professor Xue's eyes is too excited——

"Ding dong", a black coin was thrown into a small basket, and a man stood in front of them, and asked in a low voice skillfully: "How much is it for one night?" Then he asked Xue Fang, "Have you bargained? Let's fight together? In the first half of the night, mine, in the second half of the night, yours, half the rent per person—"

Xue Fang turned around, and with a resolute uppercut, the mandible was smashed to pieces.The middle-aged man fell to the ground, his legs were trembling and he couldn't speak: "Uh-huh!"

In his line of sight, the "prostitute" lightly supported the mirror frame, stepped on his palm, crushed it, called it the background sound of misery, and sincerely suggested:

"I can compete with you for the location of the crematorium in the lower area. I'll order the stove, and you go in and burn it. Each person will get half of the ashes."

And squatting on the side of the road with a small basket in his arms, he saw that he was a young man who was out for sale. He stood up in a panic, and grabbed the arm of "Enke", "First, sir, can you, don't...don't..."

Xue Fang was about to touch his face and comfort him, when his little wild cat Qiqi Ai said: "Don't bother me, business—"

Miao Xun showed a frightened and forced smile.

Xue Fang: "..." Here we go again!

He simply put his arms around the young man's waist, tightened his five slender fingers, and lowered his voice: "Today I will take care of you."

When passers-by saw the outline of the slender waist pinched by the young man, they couldn't help but swallow their saliva.Fingerprints may have been left under the clothes, which are not easy to detect on the dark skin, and it is easier to play with it wantonly.

"But, but... I still have to work." The young man hesitated and struggled, his weak fate pinched at his fingertips.

Whether it was intentional or unintentional, he stepped on the person lying on the ground, only to hear a crisp "click", and the leg bone broke again.

"what!!!"

The screams attracted the accomplices, and the gang leader in this area saw the younger brother lying on the ground in a shapeless shape, and smiled evilly, spitting out the cigarette butt, showing a mouthful of big gold teeth: "Little glasses, don't leave me if you don't leave an arm today." want to go!"

Small glasses?Miao Xun turned to look at the annoyed Xue Fang, and laughed out loud.

Da Jinya noticed Miao Xun, his eyes lit up and he licked his yellow teeth: "You little slut, there's plenty of time for you to laugh on my bed!"

"Ah," Miao Xun shrank his shoulders, lowered his head and said cautiously, "Sorry, today, today is full."

Xue Fang: "..."

"It's still stuttering, hiss—exciting. It's full, isn't it? It's really fucking rough." Behind Da Jinya are menacing men, loaded with bullets, and pointing coldly at Xue Fang who is standing aside, "kill The small glasses will have a seat~"

Miao Xun raised his excited eyes: "Okay."

At the same time, an eager voice sounded in Xue Fang's mind: "You are not allowed to steal the head from me."

Xue Fang: "Compare who is faster."

Based on the moment the gun fired, the bullets flew out.The complex movement of airflow and metal cutting through the air is simplified in the cat's dynamic vision. No one can see the boredom in Miao Xun's eyes. , "Whoosh" has to be ejected back——

The big golden tooth froze in place, a blood hole as thick as a finger appeared between the eyebrows, and red, white and white brain fluid trickled out.

Almost at the same time, the mental power swept across the entire street, alarming the big bosses of the underground black market.

Miao Xun held the small basket in one hand, grabbed the guide with the other, and ran forward happily but aimlessly.The money in the basket ding-dong ding-dong, and Miao Xun's lungs were hot with wheezing.

Panting for breath in the alley, Miao Xun turned his head and rolled his eyes with a smile, "I won."

"My scope is wider." Xue Fang squeezed out coins from the basket and threw them away in disgust.

Miao Xun warmly kissed him on the cheek, "What now?"

Xue Fang announced very principledly: "You won!"

I didn't expect the small basket to have such a hidden meaning. Mimi who was squatting on the side of the road wore it, and if she was not careful, she would be taken away by Pin Mimi. The society is dangerous!

Xue Fang wanted to take it away for him, but Miao Xun backed away and shook it: "Fill it up for me, promise to book it!"

Professor Xue, whoring for nothing has failed.

They walked into the "Big Niu Xiaoque Aiai Bar", and the "businessmen" with heavy makeup in front of the bar cast their eyes on Miao Xun's open basket.

A basket full, stuffed too full, will not make any noise when walking.

Although I don't know each other, there is still an enthusiastic "colleague" who greets Miao Xun, "Xiao Mitang, business is good today!"

Miao Xun lowered his head modestly, "Yeah, study hard and practice more."

Honey?Xue Fang was a little upset.Although he knew that most of the shouting was based on pheromones and skin color, he had never called him so intimate before. Isn't this taking advantage of Miao Xun's words? !

When they entered the private room, Miao Xun was still playing, and as soon as the door closed, she began to unbutton her eyebrows and eyes charmingly, "Xiao Mi Tang will serve you wholeheartedly~"

Bang Dang, the basket full of black coins hit the table, and several coins popped out.

"No honey." Xue Fang protested weakly.

"Then what do you want?" Miao Xun found that Xue Fang couldn't hold back, and became more interested. He kicked the coins and tilted his head thinking, "Little butter, little ice cream...or, little yogurt? Just give me the money and call me." Anything is fine."

He was illuminated by the dim light of the box, looking charming and seductive.

Xue Fang thought hard: "Then... little husband?"

Miao Xun was stunned for a second, his cheeks started to heat up, and he snorted, "No, this store doesn't provide this kind of service for now."

"Then..." Xue Fang reluctantly found a more normal one, "Is yogurt okay?"

Later, there might be people coming outside. Wouldn't it be better for him to lock the door first?

Just as Xue Fang stood up to lock the door, he was pushed onto the sofa by "Little Honey Yogurt" and clung to him. If there was a bittersweet smell lingering in the space, the cat's tail entangled his ankle wearing socks, and the hair tip Get into the trousers, squeeze in against the calf muscles, scratch the knees——

"Ah, don't play, go home and play again, ah~" Xue Fang was "tortured" by the cat's tail, so he curled up his legs and twisted around.

"Don't you want to eat yogurt?" Miao Xun pulled open the neckline and pulled it to the shoulders, revealing the logo emblem.

Xue Fang's pupils were shaking, and he was still struggling to maintain his sanity: No, the door is still open! ! !

The cat's tail got into the shirt, and the fluff rolled on the chest.Xue Fang's pupils dilated, and the only thing in his mind was: "The cat's tail is scratching my chest——"

Miao Xun twitched the corner of his mouth, still feeling that he hadn't reached the bottom line of the guide, and suddenly remembered Xue Fang's reaction to that incident in the academy before, so he lay down on his stomach, and said hoarsely and softly: "Come and lick the lid of the little yogurt!" Build it, adoptive father papa~ well, it's almost melted."

Xue Fang's eyes were glazed over, his CPU was blown, and his machine completely crashed.

The door was pushed open in a hurry, and the first thing the middle-aged woman heard when she stepped in was this. Looking at it again, the young sentinel with a stunning appearance and full of coquettish eyes was lying on Xue Fang's shoulders in disheveled clothes, and the guide with abstinent face was rippling and panting Xi, she was so shocked that she could stuff an egg in her mouth——

"Son, you've finally grown up!"

Xue Fang came back to his senses, and the panic flickering in his eyes gradually expanded: "Mom!...Why didn't you knock on the door!"

Miao Xun's mind was buzzing, he turned his head stiffly, forced out a "pure" smile, and shouted to the woman who still had a delirious charm: "Mom..."

Completely messed up seniority?

Xue Xilin was full of doubts.Xue Fang supported his forehead, quickly pulled back the neckline of Miao Xun hanging on his shoulders, fastened the button well, then pulled Miao Xun to stand up, and formally introduced to Xue Xilin: "This is me..."

You can't say ex-husband, can you?

He was going to say, this is me binding the sentry, but he hesitated for a second, wondering if the little wild cat's burnt nerves had come back, and he panicked and connected the wrong line, so Miao Xun answered it smoothly:

"Little husband!"