Laid-off guide is a cat wife

There are not so many coincidences in this world.

The coincidence of repeated superposition is actually inevitable.

Super high degree of fit, unforgettable love at first sight, the only "cat" in the world who can't run when meeting him——

Now clinging securely to his arms.

With the bag in his left hand and Miao Xun in his right hand, Xue Fang staggered back to his room.

For a time, many seemingly reasonable details in the memory gradually collapsed.

Hu Shuo once said: "When you were a child, you became a monster by keeping cats. Every week, you had to take a spaceship all night to go home to see cats."

But under the pine tree at home, there was no dead cat at all.

Alyssa said: "Miao Xun was sent to other people's house for two years, and then sent back, probably because they didn't like it."

Did he not like it... or did he shake the numb young master's heart? ...

He talked about it himself: "I used to have a kitten, which was sick and weak. But I really like cats."

I can't remember what my favorite cat looks like, whether it has patterns, or whether its coat color is good or not.It's just that "like cats" is deeply rooted in the bones of the whole body, flowing in the blood, and reminding myself wherever I go.

On the surface, he seems to be obsessed with cats, but he has not even bothered to take home a simulated cat for more than ten years.

Does he like the group of cats, or does he like "cats"?

Xue Fang smiled wryly. He is really good at self-deception, paranoid and solidified, and he only believes what he thinks.

As soon as he lowered his head, his raised almond eyes stared at him with clear eyes, "What's your expression?"

"...you're awake."

"Your heartbeat is so loud that it's numb my cochlea."

What can escape the eyes and ears of a kitten?After being seen through, Xue Fang was much more at ease.

"Why do you look guilty, did you do something sorry to me?" Miao Xun narrowed his pupils dangerously.

Xue Fang lowered his head, ready to plead guilty and accept a severe trial: "...I may have committed a heinous mistake."

Kidnapping and selling the baby mi, and even losing the mi, caused a series of tragic fates after Miao Xun.

"Come here." Miao Xun's tone was cold, and he began to grope into the pillow expressionlessly.

He knew that Miao Xun was used to shooting guns under the pillow. At such a close distance, blood would spray to the ceiling, and even if he was sent to the treatment room immediately, he would be unable to recover.But Xue Fang obediently moved over.

Miao Xun found it in his hand, took it out suddenly, and threw it towards his forehead with a "whoosh"——

"Aww!" Xue Fang covered his brow that was hurting from being smashed, and something fell at his feet, and he picked it up, and it was the candy that the little wild cat hid to grind his teeth in the middle of the night.

"Pia, you are dead, the shooting is over." Miao Xun raised his chin and announced proudly.

Xue Fang peeled off the "sugar-coated bullet", put it in his mouth, and rushed forward to give Miao Xun a fruity and orange-flavored kiss.

The hard candy the size of a thumb melted into the size of a bean, and Miao Xun chewed it into sugar residue with the roots of his teeth. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the old black backpack.

He also has a bag of similar style, full of lethal guns and weapons, walking in the downtown area will not attract suspicion.

"Miao Xun, I want to tell you..." Xue Fang decided to tell the truth even if the "executor" was lenient.

"I know." He replied simply.

Xue Fang's pupils dilated, "You know... what..."

"Xiao Mi is not a cat." He yawned and sat up, without telling the guide: Every time he had a dream, a small piece of the wall deep in the spiritual realm would collapse, "When you see me, Xiao Mi, Xiao Mi will scream." , like a psycho."

Miao Xun jumped out of bed and stretched, stretched his graceful body, looked back and smiled brightly: "But I am also crazy, everyone is abnormal, there is nothing to dislike each other."

Xue Fang was stunned and puzzled, Miao Xun's words were vague, and he was not sure if the other party knew the whole story of this matter.

…………

The boundless night covers the vast land, the circus is brightly lit, and a good show is about to be staged.

This generation of star robbers can grow rapidly, end their fate of wandering in the universe, and take root "legally" outside the wilderness of the imperial capital, thanks to the solid contacts of Sister Xue in the upper-class circle of nobles.

Tonight's duel will naturally be watched by nobles and nobles alike.For them, watching the lower-class residents fight is the same as watching the fighting in the Colosseum in ancient times, it is a leisurely and elegant thing.

But the bloodiness of this game far exceeds that of the Colosseum.

Miao Xun was sitting in the first row on the sidelines. Although he didn't show his ears, Director Xue knew that he was in the state of furious airplane ears.

"Why don't you let me play!"

Xue Fang put on a projective face changer, and his face was covered with a mosaic, "Your mental domain is unstable, and the doctor said that it cannot be consumed."

Miao Xun crossed his arms, gritted his small fangs, and said bitterly, "I think you can stabilize yourself if you go on stage and get beaten?"

Xue Fang: "..."

The guide sighed, and leaned down to stick to him, "You also believe in the strength of the older laid-off guide."

Miao Xun poked him away with his finger, and deliberately said with disgust: "Go away, Mosaic!"

Mosaic who was being scolded came back on stage three times a step at a time. Miao Xun took a gamble not to look at him, but turned his gaze to the observation deck on the second floor.

In order to prevent the bloody smell from the duel from drifting over, a white double-layer anti-spy panel was raised in the area where the nobles sat.From there, you can clearly see the six battle platforms in the center and the "pool" surrounded in the center.

Several wreckages of the defeated had been thrown at the bottom of the pool. When the duel was over, the pool would be built high and filled with corpses like a pyramid. The visual impact was extremely strong, like an ancient evil sacrifice.

Miao Xun really didn't understand why Xue's mother allowed Xue Fang to play.Obviously, on such an occasion, he is easily captured by a sentry, and Xue Fang is a guide, why would he join in the fun——

"No. 014, win!"

Mosaic Xue No. 14 Mimi Can, waving to his Mimi on stage.

Miao Xun turned his face to one side, and the corners of his tensed mouth loosened slightly.

The guide used a mental attack, and his defeated opponents would faint at most, and would not be brutally killed and thrown into the pool to receive the cheers of the audience. Gradually, the remaining contestants in the transition were secretly looking forward to meeting No. 014.

If you can't win, it's best to save your life.

With nine consecutive victories, there are only two players left on the field.Although the sentries in the star thief circle are all kinds of strange things, and their strengths cannot be modified to make up for them, but A-level and B-level things meet Xue Fang, a super SS-level attacking guide, they are still more than capable.

"Next, No. 014 will face 'Scorpion Rage'!" As soon as the announcement sounded, the audience fell silent.This is the only sentinel whose strength is close to the upper rank of S rank after transformation, and can walk sideways in the underground class.

Someone muttered excitedly behind Miao Xun: "I can see 'Scorpion Rage' live again and I'm having skin cramps. I need to take a blocker first, lest my intestines flow out later and make me faint."

Miao Xun was a little restless and looked up to the stage frequently.

Suddenly, someone came beside him, and when he turned around, it was Mother Xue.Xue Xilin threw a can of beer and came over, Dama Jindao sat down, the camouflage pants were stained with a large amount of wet blood, "I just cleaned up the two people who came to make trouble at the door, they are exhausted."

Miao Xun was not as fluent in speaking to other people as when he was alone with Xue Fang, "Ah, hello, Auntie."

"What kind of auntie—" Xue Xilin lit a cigarette.

Miao Xun thought about it for a while, anyway, he called her mom once, so he was going to change his name.

Unexpectedly, Xue Xilin took a puff of cigarette and let it out leisurely, "Huh. Just call me big sister."

Miao Xun: "..." Who will tell him why the upright Teacher Xue is so numb?

When the gong sounded, Miao Xun caught up with figure 014.Scorpion Furious is thin and thin. In addition to his extremely fast movement speed, his punching force is at a medium level, which belongs to the type that Miao Xun can kill within three seconds.

It stands to reason that as long as the timing is right, Xue Fang's instant mental power awl can kill the opponent in seconds. This time, No. 014 moved and dodged, and was forced to retreat to the edge of the field line.

Stepping into the range of 52 meters, the sentinel's question came from the spiritual link: "Why don't you do it?"

Xue Slowly replied: "I can't detect his spiritual domain."

"He installed a shield, smashed his skull, and just pulled it out."

Putting it lightly!Guide Xue silently looked at his hands without calluses, and experienced for the first time what it was like to hear Mother Xue's extremely disgusting "weakness!"

It's not impossible to subdue.But if he puts his mind and body out to use his big move, half of the people in the audience will die, there is no need for that.

While thinking about it, the scorpion's skin and flesh burst violently. Amid wild laughter, the bionic exoskeleton broke through the skin and grew. The carapace was hard and dark like dried blood. , dragging an extremely huge tail fan towards the guide.

Xue Fang was dumbfounded, and began to doubt the group IQ of the star robbers.

This is not a scorpion, it is obviously an aquatic animal of the crustacean crayfish family, referred to as crayfish.

How could someone have such poor aesthetics and transform themselves into a crayfish?

"I'm going to cut you into [-] sections, mosaic!" "Lobster" pushed the guide to a corner by relying on his huge size.The cracking sound of the pincers made the scalp tingle. How many people have been caught and pinched their necks off, and their heads fell to the ground.

Xue Fang still didn't move, and seemed to be thinking in place.In fact, with the physical fitness of the guide, even if he wanted to run, he couldn't break through the steel and iron frame.

The dark shadow of death hung over him.

The pincers pressed against his shoulders, and the pincers slowly shrunk. The audience screamed, "Execute, execute! Heads fall!"

Miao Xun yelled angrily in his head: "If you don't hit, jump off! Why are you in a daze!"

"Scorpion Rampage" In order to ensure the effect of the program, the inside of the iron tongs was replaced with an electric saw, and now it was buzzing and running, slowly cutting through the collar, grinding away the flesh, leaving a bloodstain on Xue Fang's neck.Boiled frog-like murder in warm water can be exchanged for generous rewards from the upper class nobles!

"Xue Fang!" Miao Xun stood up and was grabbed by Mother Xue.

Xue Xilin calmly shook the soot: "Don't go up to save him. That kid is fooling around all day long, thinking that he is omnipotent, but he's just too lazy to do it. It's time to frustrate him."

"No! Sometimes he will—" He was in a daze, trapped in his own world, unable to hear anyone's words.

It was as if the first time he saw himself was a kitten, and the kitten had to meow, no matter how everyone explained it, he was still stubborn.

——I don't want a princess, I want this cat.

The torrent of memory wrapped in ice slag broke through the mental barrier, painful, cold, desperately squeezing the blood from the heart, the swelling and pain of the blood vessels pierced through the threshold of tolerance, and let out like a gulp.

——Are you a kitten?

me……

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"The situation on the field had a shocking reversal. Regardless of the depth of the wound, the mosaic guide picked out a red line in the joint gap of the exoskeleton with one finger, and pinched it with his fingertips.

"Scorpion Rampage" became confused, why did he pinch an insignificant wire?

"Since it's a remodeled product, it must be connected to the neural network. Like this," the guide tilted his head slightly, his blurred face couldn't stop the leisurely tone in his tone, and he knotted the red thread with his left hand, "it's easy to invade. "

Sizzling, sizzling, sizzling——when the contact point is found, the terrifying, profound and endless spiritual power deeply devours the brain, and the astronomical cost of the shielding plate is completely betrayed and becomes a benign conductor, pointing out the way for the spiritual domain.

Without breaking a sweat, blowing up a person's brain, destroying his memory, experience, and all consciousness, leaving only a useless physical shell, powerless to twitch.

The blood-stained pincers fell down, and the guide stroked the bloodstains on his neck, and said to it: "You have a dirty mind, how many people have you killed who begged you to let go?"

The big lobster twitched, wanting to move off the sidelines only by the sentry's survival instinct.As long as you fall off the field, you will automatically forfeit, and the winner can no longer hunt down.

The toe of the dusty carved leather shoe stepped on the tail of the shrimp, and the guide squatted down silently. Amidst the tense swallowing sound, he dug his hand into the weak part of the shrimp's belly, slowly and slowly Probe in the belly of the creature.Bloody water and crustacean liquid flowed all over the ground, half of his forearm was deep into the abdominal cavity, and the cuffs were soaked but he didn't care.

"Ah, found it."

From a pile of yellow and red minced meat, a small green chip was pulled out, which is the "little green card" of memory.

"Have you thought about this day?" His voice was cold.

Break it off, throw it in the pool, and join those who were killed by lobsters.

A person's death begins with the loss of memory.

And the resurrection of a person occurs from the return of consciousness.

The guide jumped off the stage in the face of bursting cheers, he was already the final winner.He walked on blood, step by step, and everyone couldn't see his face clearly, so they celebrated him in fear and trembling.

He came towards Miao Xun.

It is not the usual gentle and warm smell of sea salt that is stranded on the beach in the sun.

It's bloody and salty.

——Are you my kitten?

Miao Xun wanted to leave there so much, so even if strangers asked strange questions, he forced himself to answer——

"is yours."

I have touched the hand of human life, and I want to come and hug him.

He stood up, roughly grabbed the guide's shoulder, kissed and bit the bleeding neck fiercely.

The face behind the mosaic suddenly became clear in his mind.

That was Xue Fang, no, to be exact, the young master of the Rong family, who wanted to buy him out.