Laid-off guide is a cat wife

In Master Rong's impression, cats are extremely tough creatures.

The paws and body are very soft, the small teeth have not yet grown but they are beginning to be powerful, lively and clingy and easy to get hungry, but they never make a sound when they fall down and get broken.

Later he heard that the cats picked up outside were so easy to feed. They didn't have noble bloodlines, but they had a strong and durable physique.

Although Young Master Rong vaguely remembered that his cat was a "chicken", traced back to the lineage, it was also rare, otherwise it would not be possible to have such a delicate face.

When the maid who took care of the "cat" most often at home risked being expelled, she secretly contacted the young master who was imprisoned in the academy: "Master! That child... your cat has been sick for almost a month, and he refuses to take medicine. It's getting worse, can the young master come back and see him?"

Only then did Young Master Rong realize: the little milk cat is just a milk, no matter how lively it is usually, a small illness can kill the milk cat.

It was not a Sunday, and the students of the academy were not authorized to go out.

Young Master Rong received the news in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep all night. Taking advantage of the early morning, he quietly put down a team of janitors, ran out of the academy, and bought tickets for the first interstellar express to go home.He was drowsy all the way, forgetting to eat and drink, the sound of the cat squatting in his head when he was awake and asleep——

I'm hungry, hungry... woo...Xiao Mi, can I have your rice, rice...

"Yes." He replied subconsciously.

A surprised female voice sounded from the surroundings: "Passenger, are you sure you want to renew your ticket?"

The boy opened his eyes, and numbly looked from the female flight attendant to the floating window announcement board: Capital Star Central Station has arrived, and the stop time is 30 minutes.

He stood up from the seat suddenly, grabbed the backpack and rushed out.There was no flying ship to pick him up, so he took 5 public transportations.Arriving at the gate of Rong's Hill without stopping, he was already dizzy, and in the thick night, he could hardly see clearly what was under the dazzling street lamp.

A shadow crouched there.Seeing the young man struggling with all his strength, he rushed forward, like a small animal that had been abandoned for many years and found his family, he said aggrievedly, "Woo, woo, woo..."

No matter what time, the cat is here waiting for his return.Only the cat, it is the only one who looks forward to his return.

Young Master Rong shook his head, barely stood still, took off the lambskin gloves and tried to touch the top of the cat's hair, but it touched the back of the head.

In his absence, the cat grew taller and bigger.

Young Master Rong didn't say a word, but still held the cat's soft waist and hugged him like before.The cat took a small mouthful of shortness of breath, spraying hot breath on the neck, and his small face was hot and close to him, "Woo..."

In the winter night, small white snowflakes floated, and the way back to the small courtyard was not far, but very long.

Continuous jumping between stars, [-] hours of non-stop rotation, coupled with excessive worrying, physical and mental exhaustion, when standing on the ground, I can't even feel my hands and feet; even if I go back home, it's not safe, the academy will report to Rong Huan at any time and arrest him go back.

The usually quiet alley, now full of lights and shadows, seems to be in danger.Lights, shadows, and buildings, in Rongwang's eyes, turned into large blurred and dizzy blocks of color, which moved slowly as he staggered.

Maybe it was because he was shaking too much and panting too hard, Miao Xun raised his wet almond eyes, tugged at his collar, and stammered, "Let go, let go, let me down."

Young Master Rong stopped in his tracks, looked down at the cat in bewilderment, and Miao Xun called again softly: "Let go... I want to get down, let's go."

Only then did the boy realize that the cat was meowing his name.

At that moment, his heart that had stopped beating for half a year started beating in his chest again.

"No way," Young Master Rong panted every step, his straight back bent down tiredly, just to hold the cat tighter, he said urgently: "It's snowing, the paws will get dirty when they fall down."

The little milk cat whispered in his ear and told him: "No, no, you can wash me up."

Young Master Rong walked up the slope with difficulty, and insisted stubbornly: "No, I heard that you are sick, and a sick kitten cannot walk on the cold stone road."

"I love being sick."

Young Master Rong froze his body.

The little milk cat giggled, "I'm sick, so you'll be back."

The straightforward and simple logic makes the emotions sour in the broken chest.The boy trembled his lips and said in a choked voice, "I'm sorry..."

Miao Xun thumped and finally broke free from his arms, "No, I'm not sorry. It's okay, just walk slowly..."

The guilt of not being able to take good care of it was easily forgiven by the cat.

Young Master Rong squeezed Miao Xun's hand into his palm, and the cat's paw gently scratched him.

His cat is still young, but it is so sensible and obedient that it makes people feel sad.The cat took his hand, moved slowly, and shared with him what happened on the road as before: "I'm sick...every day, cough, cough...the medicine is too bitter, I don't like it... …they said, you won't come back. I didn't believe it...so I secretly threw away the medicine..."

Miao Xun smiled and bent his embroidered golden almond eyes, happily: "As expected, you are back, back."

Young Master Rong's tongue was numb, so bitter that he couldn't speak.Who would be happy to be sick?Why do you have to be so wronged to be his kitten?This is all his sin.

Two figures, one big and one small, were alone, stumbling into the small courtyard clinging to each other.The little milk cat seemed to be afraid that he would go back and leave, and repeated over and over again: "It's okay...it's okay..."

Even if they hid under the quilt, huddled together, with a pair of eyes exposed in the hole, and watched him weakly, they would whisper: "You are even more stupid...Master Dumb, you are even more stupid..." Instead of talking to him, just Busy in the kitchen.

It's late at night in Capital Star, the maid has already gone to rest, and Master Rong wants to cook cat food, so he has to do it himself.He has no cooking skills to speak of, and the only recipe he can remember is the vegetable chowder soup that Mrs. Xue made when he had a cold.

——It’s hot, just fill your stomach with hot air from your nose and ears, and you’ll be fine.

It was the only thing that Young Master Rong ate a few times, and it was a combination of mother's love and care.He has always kept in mind that he feels that he must eat such hot food when he is sick, and dealing with the bronchial pneumonia of the little milk cat is no exception.

The small soup bowl was placed in front of the quilt, and Miao Xun poked his head out, and took a sip on the edge of the bowl, huh, it was a little hot, and he stuck out his tongue.The young man walked back and forth in front of him, and found the medicine prescribed by the doctor, packed it in a small tray, and put it on the ground.

I really thought of him as a cat.

"After the cat has finished drinking the soup, it must obediently take the medicine."

Miao Xun had heard such warm words countless times before, but never had they felt as uncomfortable as today, hurting a child's heart.

The vegetable soup rolled into my stomach, and the hotter my stomach got, the colder I felt all over my body.The small quilt shook slightly, and the "cat" wrapped in it lowered its head, and tears flowed down its red hot face, pattering into the hot soup bowl.

"Xiao Mi, no, it's not a cat." He choked on his nose while sniffling, "Xiao Mi, you can take medicine by yourself... I will be good, but, but it's not a cat..."

Young Master Rong's numbness showed signs of falling apart.In his world, everyone and everything is the background, blurred in black and white, but the cat in front of him is clear and colorful.But Xiaomi is not a cat, so what is it?

The young man knelt down in front of the child in a daze, and murmured, "Then who are you?"

"I, I am..." Miao Xun remembered the name he had almost forgotten, "It's Miao, Miao Xun."

"Meow meow looking..."

"No, no, it's Miao Xun."

"Meow looking."

"No, not meow," the cat dipped in a little soup, dripping tears, and wrote on the straw mat aggrievedly, "It's written like this..."

His writing was lacking in brushstrokes and paintings, and it took a while for Young Master Rong to recognize him, "Miao, it's Miao Xun."

It has been nearly a year since he got home, and he didn't know the cat's name.He called the cat "Xiao Mi", the maids called "That Child", and Rong Huan called "Semixi Kid".

Miao Xun wanted to tell them that he had a name, but no one seemed to care.Because he is Master Rong's cat, Master Rong called him Xiao Mi, so he has a title in this family.

"Xiao Mi is not a cat?" The culprit who snatched him asked in surprise.

Miao Xun wiped away tears: "Yeah." What a stupid young master, why did you only find out now?

"I see," Young Master Rong smiled softly, "It's Miu Miu."

The concept of "Miao Miao" replaced "cat" miraculously and gently, and became the unique favorite in Master Rong's heart.

Whether it's a cat or some kind of creature called "Miao Miao", Young Master Rong rubs him into his arms, picks up the medicine from the small plate, and feeds it to Miao Xun.

…………

What an excessive person, using a child to confirm his own existence.

At that time, Young Master Rong was not warm at all.It is far less warm than Xue Fang's open belly now.

Seeing him crying, she just kept silent, wiped his tears clumsily, and didn't know how to coax him. She didn't act like a guide like the old lady now, circling around him.

Badass, devil!Stepped on his ghost glasses!

Miao Xun got drunk at the "Da Niu Xiao Que Ai Ai" bar. His metabolism is high, and he has to drink bottle after bottle to keep his burning drunk.The prostitutes with heavy makeup waiting for customers surrounded him and comforted him: "Don't be sad for a stinky man, brother, you are still so young and beautiful, and you have rich and gentle customers!"

"No, that's right!" Miao Xun raised his voice and clinked glasses with them excitedly.

He wants a divorce, completely get rid of that bad guide, and find a rich and gentle brother——

Uh... he can't turn his head... hiccup, he seems to be divorced?Now dating a man who is also divorced... who is it...

... No matter, don't want it!

"Xiao Mi Tang, we are going to go to the clock, you should go home after drinking ~ don't be picked up by the bad guys." When it's time, the prostitutes have to go out to "do business".

Be good, be good, be good, why does everyone want him to be good, but he doesn't!

Miao Xun grabbed one of them casually, pouted and said, "Take me too, I, I'll find a new one too."

"Hey, I really can't do anything about you, okay."

Miao Xun: "Hee hee."

It's better to come and pick him up by an invincible villain in the world, and let that stinky young master cry.

Following the prostitutes to the red-light district, Miao Xun waited silently for customers with a blushing face holding the wine bottle.

To be honest, he originally wanted to do business well, but when he came in four or five times, all of them looked like rats. When he saw him, he immediately stood up, almost drooling all over the floor.Miao Xun was really disgusted, so he changed the price on the electronic version, adding one, two, three...five zeros to the end of 500 interstellar coins for an hour.

The door of the small room was immediately quiet, no one came to knock on the door to "see the goods", Miao Xun fell asleep twice in boredom.

Until there was a commotion at the door, one of the prostitutes opened the door and stretched out his head and asked, "Your regular customer is here, do you want to see him?"

regular customer?who...

"He, does he give money?" Miao Xun asked sincerely.

The prostitute turned her head and asked outside, and after getting the answer, she came back and said, "He will give it at the sky-high price you asked."

Miao Xun put down the wine bottle, "Give me the money and do it!"

So the regular customers were put into the small room.The man was a bit cramped when he walked in, he looked like a novice, looking around at the various sex toys on the shelf, because he was tall, he was almost hit by the chain hanging from the top of his head.

Miao Xun vaguely saw his face, all the muscles tensed up, like a cat with its hair blown.Why does he seem like a bad young master! ... No, no... This face is obviously more mature, not a bad young master...

Should just look alike.

The drunk "cat" easily fixed someone, leaned back into the soft sofa, hooked his fingers, "Hey, you, come here."

Facing that "extremely similar" face, the evil little wild cat decided to use him as a substitute to vent his revenge against the bad young master for robbing him.His grim smile gradually widened, he pointed at himself viciously, and ordered forcefully: "Serve me."

——The above are all the self-fantasies of drunken Miao Xun.

And the actual situation is:

The drunken cat turned into a puddle of soft cat water, with pink eyes around its eyes, and said in a muffled voice, "Well, wait for me."

Xue Fang thought about it, and he really hadn't eaten for three days, so he accepted the invitation and knelt down at the dining table.

The "stand-in" appointed by Miao Xun skillfully opened the plastic packaging bag, heated the cat sausage, and ate it in sections.Today's meat stuffing has more white wine, the taste is a bit thicker, but the entrance is softer, especially the cheese inside, the time-honored Maomao brand seed product, there will be a little milk flavor after eating, it is very worth repeating purchase.It is a must-have energy supplement bar for home travel and interstellar escape!

The little wild cat hissed and tugged at the hair of the "substitute": "You, you know how to eat, and you can dip it in sauce..."

"……good."

"Don't be modest." Looking at that embarrassing face, Miao Xun felt that the other party had suffered a great humiliation, and then assumed that it was Young Master Rong, feeling refreshed in his heart that the revenge had been avenged, and he was so happy to say anything.

"Hi", he hiccupped with wine, his mouth raised an arc that he thought was evil, "serve me well, then, I'll give you—"

The "pirate" version of the bad young master opened his eyes wide, and the "cat" leaned down and licked his ears, and told him slowly and cruelly: "Here, just look at the slits in my ears."

Xue replied without thinking, "Okay."

"Huh?" Miao Xun was confused.Why does this person look so happy?Looking at the slits in Monster Cat's ears, shouldn't it be... scary?

It really wasn't that self-righteous young master.This person should be a strange pervert.

"Are you rich?" Miao Xun asked abruptly, expressionless.

"Is there...?" In fact, most of his properties in the Federation were frozen, and all the wages he earned later were transferred to Miao Xun.

"I'm divorced. If you have money, you can keep me." Miao Xun put on the wine bottle again, used it as a guitar, and began to sell himself seriously while "playing" and singing, "I, hiccup, young and beautiful... I... ...Hot as hell...You're a fool with a lot of money...We, hiccup, are made for each other!"

Xue Fang: "..."

He should really record it for the sober Miao Xun to see.

Running out of words, Miao Xun unscrewed the cap of the bottle and took a big gulp, "Ah~", charged to 15%, and continued.Um?Why did he stop having a headache when he drank alcohol?He frowned and stared at the wine bottle in his hand... he won't be fooled again, fake wine!

——I completely forgot that there was a devil guide present to sort out the whole process, how could it be possible to give him a chance to have a headache, hehe!

After a while, he remembered that there was still a person kneeling in front of him, he frowned and bit his red lips, "Have you paid me yet?"

He forgot whether the man had given money when he came in.

Xue Fang stood up and pressed down on him. "Hmm!" Miao Xun squinted his eyes and tasted it. What kind of salty seafood smell, even the taste was similar to the villainous master.He opened his mouth and was about to bite, but the other party quickly learned of his intentions, blocked him forcefully, kissed him in a fog, dropped the wine bottle and hugged the "stand-in", groaning and panting.

While enjoying it, I was still thinking, this pirated version, the kissing skills are really good, I am an old hand... But why is it so familiar with my body... Don't touch it!

"Okay, money and goods are paid for." Xue Fang wiped his mouth for him with a serious face.

Miao Xun: "?"

That's it?A habitual offender who cheats on food and drink!

"If you don't give me the money, call the next person in!" Miao Xun was angry.

Xue Fang calmly shook out his handkerchief and wiped his elegant glasses, "There is no next person. I will be next."

"Then I want to call the police! Catch you for nothing, whoring for nothing."

"Here, go to the police." Xue Fang kindly handed the terminal to him.

Miao Xun pinched the other party's terminal, suddenly acted "badly", turned his back, opened the pirated interstellar bank, skillfully entered the password, and quickly transferred all the balance to his account.

"Okay, I've already contacted the police." Miao Xun raised his jaw, looked at him contemptuously, and threw the terminal over.

Xue Fang bent down to pick it up, and there was a big "You have successfully transferred to the intimately bound account, current balance: 0" on it.

While he was in a daze, Miao Xun rushed out the door with the bottle in his arms, and ran all the way to the corner where there was no one, laughing loudly. The prostitute who wanted to eat his toffee and didn't pay for it made him go bankrupt and fall into a big hole. !

Grinding his teeth with the mouth of the wine bottle, Miao Xun triumphantly took out his folding terminal, opened it and squinted his eyes, and there was a text message that the account was successful.

[Interstellar Electronic Bank reminds you that at 18:05, your account has been transferred to Interstellar currency CRM23, 084...]

More than 2?That's all? ?

[Name of transferee: Xue x Fang, if you have any questions, please call Optical Network Customer Service.Pay intimately, love intimately, and use the business of binding couple accounts to make the bond between you and your partner deeper! 】

Miao Xun: "..."

He remembered, this Xue X Fang seemed to be, that——

that that...

That, a university professor, divorced his partner, and was hooked up by himself again...

Bad guy No. [-], Mr. Xue!