Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Mother Xue really couldn't understand the operation of the young couple, son and son-in-law.

In the morning, you chased me to fight, wishing to break up on the spot; as soon as the sun went down in the afternoon, it was as if the spell disappeared, and the sweetness and stickiness were soaked together, inseparable even if the world collapsed.

Especially his son, who brought his partner back wet at night, and his calf was bent when he walked.

Xue's mother saw through it at a glance, cursed secretly, "It's useless!", winked at Xue Fangbu's trace, and asked him to pull up the sweater collar again.

Xue Fang: "...to the end."

Still can't stop the bright red and ambiguous teeth marks.

And the culprit just ate a crepe with double fillings, the carbs were decomposing in his stomach, and with the stamina of alcohol, he had a violent dizziness. Seeing Xue Xilin staggering and bending over, he bowed softly. Shouted loudly, "Ah...Hi, Mom."

Big Sister Xue shook her head from the cigarette ash, and said with a puzzled expression, "Grandma?"

This kind of nickname for a good wife and mother in the old days is obviously contrary to her sturdy image.

"He probably subconsciously called Auntie, and he wanted to be kinder to you when the words came to his lips."

As Xue Fang explained, he quickly retrieved Miao Xun with his eyes and hands, straightened his body and stood up straight.But the "cat" is a mass of liquid, even if it is a small impact meatball with abdominal muscles, it is still a puddle of molten iron. In a few seconds, the flesh is hot and hugs Xue Fang, and finds a good position to lean on comfortably.

Xue Fang seems to have become a tree trunk that "grows" a cat and may be overwhelmed by the weight of the cat at any time.

The hood of the hoodie fell off, and the cat ears collapsed in the hair. The dizzy Miao Xun didn't realize it, and was still quietly licking the cream left on the roots of his teeth.

Mother Xue: "...you are really capable."

Xue Fang didn't react: "Are you praising me?"

Mother Xue took a puff of cigarette, and said earnestly and heartily, she was very sad: "...the leader sentinel has been made into such an undefended appearance."

The ears are popping out, and the identity of the fusion body is exposed like this?

Xue Fang smiled and said: "No. He is more relaxed just because you are a family member. He is very sensitive, and he is more alert than me when there is maliciousness around him. Moreover, our spiritual connection is very close, and we can exchange ideas simultaneously. Sometimes he will Give me the voice."

The little wild cat lazily opened its eyelids and glanced at him.It is Mr. Xue who can wash himself from being too lazy to talk into affection and love.

As if to verify his statement, Miao Xun put his head in front of Xue Xilin and lowered his head obediently.

Mother Xue turned to her son in doubt: "?"

Xue Fang: "He will touch you too."

Due to the special constitution of the leader sentinel, after being bound, he almost only interacts intimately with his partner.Xue Xilin is not a blood relative of Miao Xun, and she has not known her for a long time. To be able to give this kind of trust, I can only say that Miao Xun——

"It's really cute." Mother Xue hurriedly snuffed out the cigarette butt, patted the soot on her palm, and then put her palm on it.

The hair between the two round velvet ears is thick and soft. When stroked, the tip of the hairy ear trembles and folds back into a soft and deceitful airplane ear.

Xue's mother became more and more addicted to rubbing, feeling and feeling very comfortable.She really lived a reckless life, but to have such a well-behaved little son Cheng Huan at her knees, Mother Xue would be happy to take her with her to travel the world.

It's not that his son is not good, but that Xue Fang has been too determined since he was a child. Mother Xue can't find the feeling of being a parent in her own son at all...

"Woo..." Miao Xun couldn't help feeling dizzy, Xue Xilin's hands were covered with thick calluses, and the roots of his ears were almost on fire!

"Okay, okay." Xue Fang noticed that two cat hairs had fallen out, and quickly stopped.

Mother Xue let out a long breath, and swallowed the word "Shuang" that was about to blurt out, and replaced it with a more suitable parental status, "Well, Xiao Miao is really obedient and docile."

Xue Fang: "..."

He really wanted to wake up Xue's mother, and shook his shoulders desperately to tell her: This is all an illusion performed by the little wild cat!Have you forgotten the first time you saw him flirting with me at the "Big Niu Xiaoque Love Bar"!Did you forget!

The well-behaved and docile classmate Xiao Miao lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes: "Thank you, big sister."

Mother Xue lit her cigarette again, and raised her eyebrows: "Hey~ I'll buy you a big gun later, and fuck anyone who doesn't like it!"

Obedient student Xiao Miao: "It's done."

Xue Fang's lower back felt sore all of a sudden, and the impact was so hard that even the small advertisement sticking to his palm took a lot of effort to get it off.

Before, my hands were stuck to the glass of the phone booth, and I was sweating all the time...

"...Since you mentioned it, why don't you pay more for changing your mouth." Xue Fang collected his emotions and prepared to blackmail his mother.

Mother Xue glanced at him, and murmured, "Put away your negotiating posture, and ask me for something generously. Isn't it, Xiao Miao?"

Miao Xun answered enthusiastically: "That's right, big sister, you can have everything you want!"

"Did you hear that?" Xue Xilin had a rather smug expression on her face, she lit her cigarette butt, and sparked some sparks, as if she had joined forces with Miao Xun to form an overwhelming situation.

Xue Fang pushed down his glasses, showing some amusement: "Since you agree to both, then hand over the 6 arsenal keys you have collected for Miao Xun to choose from. A word from a gentleman."

Mother Xue: "..."

It's one thing to rob in the black market, but it's another thing to take out her treasures that she has treasured for many years.

Miao Xun's rusty golden almond eyes looked over "innocently", and Mother Xue's old face softened, so she let go: "Come and find me tomorrow, and I will take you there."

"Can I bring my own bag to pack it?" Miao Xun asked sincerely.

Mother Xue: "... yes."

Been handed over by her son and son-in-law, sure enough, she should have thought that the sentinel who could control Xue Fang would not be a normal person at all.

But just give it. She thought her son would go into politics before, and the Rong family was so rich that they didn't care about these things. She couldn't think of leaving anything for Xue Fang.Now that she was eager to ask for it, Xue Xilin thought about it, and it was too late to be happy.

"It just so happens that tomorrow afternoon is also the final of the selection in the lower districts. Bring more weapons to avoid trouble."

Xue Xilin still remembered that the purpose of their trip this time was the Emperor of the Empire.

But Xue Fang and Miao Xun have been fighting and fighting for several days, and they have long forgotten about it...

Oh yes... I still have to pull out the emperor's pipe, and adjust Miao Xun's body that is about to be scrapped...

Seeing the fugues of the two of them, Xue's mother expressed suspicion: "You two won't be too crazy to forget, will you?"

Xue Fang avoided the seriousness and justified his excuse: "...It's just rested for five days."

"Okay, time waits for no one." Mother Xue put on a serious face and sent them to the door.

Seeing that Xue Xilin had something to say to Xue Fang alone, Miao Xun took the initiative to say hello and said that she would go into the room to rest.

Xue Xilin happily said good night to him, and as soon as the person entered, she turned around and changed her face, and pulled Xue Fang to find a soundproof room to talk to.

"He is a fusion body, you didn't tell me before." Xue's mother relaxed, her face was full of fatigue.

"I hope you look at him from the perspective of a normal person, so I didn't take the initiative to say it." Xue Fang sensed something was wrong, and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

"It's not wrong. The circus has accepted similar people before. But the fusion of spirit and body is very different from physical prosthetics or exoskeleton transformation. Whether it's modifying prosthetics or transferring memory green cards, it's all about moving the body and not hurting the muscles." Bone' touches the soul..." Xue Xilin found a chair and sat down, her eyes were far away, and the cigarette was caught between her fingers, flickering and flickering.

She suddenly raised her sharp eyes, "Xue Fang, have you ever thought that the collapse of his spiritual domain is actually related to the fusion operation."

Facing the question, Xue Fang was taken aback for a moment, then his back felt cold, and cold sweat came out of his palms.

That's right... Just think about it casually, and you can see that the reflection that symbolizes the soul of a supernatural being is forcibly trapped in a body, fused with the physical body, and how can the forcibly expanded spiritual domain be peaceful and stable?There are bound to be more or less problems.

Due to the strong mental fluctuations of the supernatural beings, the mental body existing in the four-dimensional space is also equivalent to an air pressure balancer, which can help release excess mental pressure.

It's like the young master Rong who couldn't stimulate his spiritual body after awakening back then, the accumulated pressure was too great, leaving a huge spiritual crack.

And Miao Xun, who has integrated his own spiritual body, also indirectly means that he has no external spiritual body, and I am afraid that he has never really released his mental pressure.It's just that he was young and energetic before, and suffered frequent battle injuries. Everyone would subconsciously think of his frenzy as "amnesia and brainwashing" and "pain overload".

Moreover, this is not common sense that everyone understands.It is because Xue Fang has participated in too many spiritual treatments for supernatural beings in his youth, and through constant attempts, he has only glimpsed a little truth about the influence of the spiritual body and soul.

Xue Fang's current feeling is like raising a cat with folded ears. After spending the honeymoon period, he began to watch it sick and painful, struggling to survive with twisted bones. He was heartbroken and took him to the hospital to pray for a cure, but was directly Sentenced to death, and informed—

The reason why it gets sick is because it is a folded ear cat.You buy it because of this, it may also die painfully due to genetic diseases.

"You said that the circus has taken in similar fusion bodies before. Has anyone successfully separated the spirit body and survived to the end?" Xue Fang asked with a glimmer of hope.

Xue Xilin pondered for a moment, and was about to tell him the truth: "I almost died after three years. Separating the spirit body... how can it be so easy, do you think it's the same as sticking it with glue, just tear it off?

"I've seen that kind of fusion method, which is equivalent to breaking your consciousness and stirring your spiritual body together, so that you can be closely integrated. That kind of spiritual body and soul are like two balls of dough kneaded together, which are scattered and fused. There is no way to separate."

Xue Fang was visibly defeated by the naked eye, and his lips moved: "...It's okay, we haven't found the emperor yet, and there are still many hopes."

Xue Xilin looked at him strangely: "Why are you crying, I haven't finished talking yet."

Xue Fang: "?"

Mother Xue: "I just said 'almost', but some people survived."

"So what kind of method is used!" Xue Fang couldn't wait to ask.

Mother Xue hesitated for a moment, but still said: "Don't be a spiritual body anymore, and don't be a supernatural person. It's not that much trouble to cut off the spiritual domain and return to an ordinary person."

"That is to say..." Xue Fang suddenly lost his ability to speak.He thought about what the consequences would be.

Xue Xilin nodded: "That's right, you have no compatibility at all, let alone soul resonance. The joy of union, the comfort of understanding each other, everything will return to zero, and you will no longer feel his emotions. "

Just like she was with Rong Huan back then.

No matter how close the body is, when there is a wall that separates the communication of thoughts, suspicion will inevitably arise.

"I will think about it……"

After Xue Fang muttered, he walked back to their room in the circus in a daze.

Will Miao Xun agree to being an ordinary person?And himself... Will he feel a huge gap because of the huge changes in his life and communication?How can you go back to eat bran swallowing vegetables after you have tasted the pore-relieving delicacy of "Soul Resonance"?

And he really couldn't imagine being a guide alone without getting in touch with Miao Xun's spirit.

As an ordinary person, Miao Xun would not need his spiritual counseling and filter screen day and night. At that time, would his significance to Miao Xun be as great as it is now?

Xue Fang swiped the room card with trembling hands, and as soon as he took a step in, the enthusiastic little wild cat rushed over, grinning and peeling off his fluffy ears: "Do you want to see the cracks in my ears?"

With a warm invitation, Miao Xun is obviously in a good mood.

Xue Fang took a deep breath and said quietly, "Miao Xun, I want to tell you something."