Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Xue Fang still released his shackles, and hugged him hard: "It's all my fault."

"It's not your fault." Miao Xunhui hugged the guide, tightened his arms insecurely, buried them in his neck, quietly sucked the pheromone, and whispered, "I like big dolphins, there's nothing wrong with that."

Xue Fang pressed him on the head of the bed and kissed him like a wronged airplane ear.

"By the way, what did you want to tell me when you entered the door?" Miao Xun's long tail swept across Xue Fang's leg.

Looking at the shy cat ears, Xue Fang said against his conscience: "It's nothing, it's just some trivial things that the eldest sister said, far less important than that box of teeth."

Miao Xun's pupils opened slightly, "The tooth... I lost it. I don't remember where I put it."

What he promised, he didn't do.

"It's okay, I'll go find it with you." Xue Fang grabbed the tail and stroked it gently.

"Okay!" The little wild cat jumped on him happily, wrapping its tail around his wrist, "When will I find it, and when will I remarry."

"That's no good, what if I really can't find it!"

"Well... Then I will lose my teeth. When you become an old man and I become a little old man, I will string up the lost teeth and give them to you again."

Xue Fang was amused by his description, and teased: "Would you like to come to me to remarry after turning into a little old cat?"

The young and dazzling little wild cat raised its chin arrogantly and said: "You have to blow my ears for a lifetime before you can give me a reward. And when I am old, broken, and unable to hear your voice, you can't dislike mine. .”

I can't hear each other's voices anymore...

Xue Fang hid the sadness in his eyes, and replied briskly: "How could it be, you are my baby."

The little wild cat hugged his head, "baji" kissed him on the forehead, "uh huh, my old baby."

Xue Fang: "?"

The guide issued a stern protest: "You can't call me old baby!"

It seems that he has reached the age of walking a bird and playing chess, which is too much.

"Then what do you want to call it?" The little wild cat leaned very close at once, with a rich enthusiasm flowing from the bottom of its rust-gold eyes, "It's called old..."

The sweet and hot milk coffee smell poured into his throat, Xue Fang stared at those lips, and subconsciously agitated his Adam's apple.

"Master!" He shouted crisply and sweetly.

"..." Teacher Xue froze.

And his "cat" fell on the bed, laughing until his stomach hurts.

The expectation was shattered, so Xue Fang had to grab the quilt, turned off the light and lay down again sullenly.

The cat's eyes were shining in the dark, and it lay on the pillow and looked at him, "Master, can you brush Mimi's tail?"

"...Master is tired, I will comb your hair tomorrow."

Knee against the man's lower back, "wife~"

Xue Fang's heart began to waver wildly.

The cat's paw gently scratched his back, and sensitively rubbed along the ridge, "Master...want to tease the tail."

Xue Fang couldn't bear it anymore, and threw up the quilt, thinking that my 30-year-old cat master can still keep me from being bald, you little cat demon!

"Meow!~"

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The next day, Master Xue didn't expect to sleep until noon with dark circles under his eyes.

When he woke up, the energetic little cat demon had already returned with an RPG.

"Just take this?" Xue Fang thought that Xue's mother would release at least one-fifth of the stock.

"And this." Miao Xun threw over a verification card, "The access door key."

"All warehouses!?"

"Hmm. Am I very good?" Miao Xun sat over, grabbed the gold-rimmed glasses and put them on his face.

Xue Fang felt a little unbelievable that no matter how generous Xue Xilin was, she wouldn't hand over everything so early.You must know that the warehouse at the head of Sister Xue is called a warehouse, but it is actually a military factory. She herself has three underground production lines in it.

He couldn't help asking: "What trick did you use?"

Miao Xun looked at him with a smile on his chin: "I said, Young Master Xue never gave a dowry when he married. The eldest sister thought that Mrs. Rong was stingy, so she readily threw the keys and management rights to me."

Xue Fang: "...well done!"

Near the evening, they took their tickets to participate in the finals of the competition in the lower area.

Miao Xun filled the trunk of the aircraft with weapons. Xue Fang watched him wipe the gun with great interest, and did not disturb him.

This time, more nobles came to watch the battle.

Xue Fang turned his gaze to the VIP seats on the second floor, the reflective glass was so white that he couldn't see anything clearly.But he vaguely felt that there was a spiritual force paying close attention to where they were standing.

"Kacha", after reloading, Miao Xun's finger caressed the half-meter-long gun, raised his eyes, focused on Xue Fang's face, and said in a lazy tone: "Let him see, I will go up and pick his eyeball later. .”

"You are speaking more and more fluently." Xue Fang turned around and smiled.

"Because I can't beat you." Miao Xun put on the goggles and sat down at the nearest seat on the sidelines.

Xue Fang thought about it for a while, wondering if there is any direct or indirect logic between beating him and speaking fluently, and when he was called to the number to go on stage, he still couldn't figure out why.

"Ding ding ding!—" The bell rang, and the massacre started again.

In order to let Xue Fang unleash his mental power attack to the maximum extent, Miao Xun persuaded him to temporarily disconnect the mental filter from himself and focus more on the field.

For this reason, he specially brought in special goggles and earphones for sentries from Sister Xue's warehouse in order to minimize the impact of the surrounding chaotic environment.

Xue Fang pays attention to his opponents on the field, while he has to concentrate all five senses and pay close attention to Xue Fang's movements.

"The first match, No. 014 vs Ruthless Iron Hand!"

He jumped, dodged steadily, and seemed to dodge when he rolled, but his movements only stopped for a moment, and he easily avoided the sudden thrust of the opponent's sentinel's mechanical cutting hand, turned around and pulled out at an extremely tricky angle. The exposed wires on the mechanical neck unleashed the bone-piercing and majestic mental power to scrap the opponent.

The whole process takes no more than 3 minutes.And as the game progresses, the time spent continues to shorten.

Made crazy progress in actual combat experience, and opened up the same terrifying understanding and strength!

The onlookers screamed and exclaimed. Ninety-nine percent of the people did not understand the number of attacks of the contestant code-named "014". Kill him!"

These people bet a large amount of money for the game, they are the leaders of the local gangsters, and their strength and vision are among the best in the audience——

But there was no way to escape Miao Xun's hearing, which had been weakened to the third level by the isolating earphones.

Miao Xun put down the game he was pretending to be playing, and shook the empty drink cup.When he got up, the guide who was fighting fiercely on the stage immediately looked over distractedly.

He deliberately walked to the edge of the field, held the plastic cup within a range of 52 meters, and said to the other party in his mind, "I'll be back after going out for a while."

"Okay." As soon as Xue Fang agreed, he was involved in the next scuffle.

Far from the bustling arena, Miao Xun came out and breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the air was much fresher.But he turned around and entered a more filthy dark room, followed the rustling human voices, opened the soundproof curtain, and stepped into a small casino.

In an instant, dozens of pairs of cloudy or dim eyes turned to stare at him.

Miao Xun went straight to the window and bet on a black card: "Bet, No. 014."

The young girl chewing bubble gum casually rolled her eyelids, "What bet?"

"Bet that he will kill the opponent with his mental body next time."

"How much?"

Miao Xun recalled the balance of this card, and said casually, "20 billion."

There was a surprised gasp behind him.Is this man crazy?Bet all your wealth on an unpopular player who has never heard of the name!

The young girl spit out a bubble, and finally tapped the keyboard, "Okay, here is the list, 20 billion, good luck."

"I must be lucky." On the face covered by the black streamer goggles, only a touch of playfulness could be seen on the lips.Before leaving, he also grabbed some chewing gum on the plate, tore open the package while walking in the cigarette-filled room, and threw it into his open red lips.

Walking back to the arena, chewing gum, frowning and spit it out.

How could he love to eat this kind of thing before?

Poor taste.

Xue put it in a good range, and couldn't eat it at all.

At this time, Xue Fang had just finished a new round of fighting.The game has progressed to the second half, the rotation of venues is becoming more and more frequent, and the break time in the middle is getting shorter every time.This test is not only the strength of the players, but also the endurance and psychological quality under extreme circumstances.

Miao Xun watched the guide jump off the stage, even though there was only a short 2-minute break, he still ran to meet him.

Handing over light salt water to replenish water, Miao Xun wiped his face that had lost the sense of abstinence due to sweating and became moist and beautiful, and complained softly: "I just won't let me play."

"When your mental domain is stable, you can play whatever you want." Xue Fang thought he was lonely off the court.

Miao Xun suddenly changed his mental chain, glanced sideways at the warring sentinel, and told him: "The next move should be a heavy hand, and the heavy hand should be played. If there is any hesitation, give me a sign."

"Don't worry, there is no ability level in the entire imperial capital that surpasses mine." Xue Fang stroked back his sweaty black hair, exposing his forehead, and looked a bit inhuman and stern.

Miao Xun pinched the flesh on his high cheekbones, "Teacher Sao Bao."

When Xue Fang entered the paddock, Miao Xun also quietly sat back in his seat.

"Where are you looking?" The skinny young man standing opposite was gasping for breath, his eyes were black and blue, and he looked like he had been terminally ill for a long time, but his eyes were dark and dark, staring at Xue Fang.

Xue Fang doesn't like the pheromones emitted by the other party very much.

Like just climbing out of a buried coffin, there is an abyssal decaying smell.

If the mental body can reflect the soul, the pheromone will also reflect the personality and experience characteristics of the supernatural person to a certain extent.

"I was wondering if I should help you find a doctor." Xue Fang said pitifully.

But this kind of tone is provocative in the eyes of the other party.

"No, buy yourself a coffin first!"

The shriveled young man smiled distortedly and contemptuously, lying on the ground, with a burst of crackling sounds like popping beans, dozens of flexible and translucent tentacles stuck to the bowl-sized suction cup, and the young man in the middle was as high as the moon. Standing high and condescending, yellow-brown mucus fell all over the body, burning black ground.

Xue Fang glanced at the corroding ground.

The deep-sea poisonous king squid, the natural enemy of killer whales, will be dragged into the seabed and suffocated to death once it gets entangled in its tentacles.

Killer whales are mammals and breathe with lungs, they are not.

Xue lowered his consciousness and looked at the auditorium——

Miao Xun's position is empty.