Accidentally landed
Chapter 1 Strawberry Crunchy Shark
In the fifth month of Kaicheng, summer is already very strong.
The cicadas were singing incessantly, and when he walked out of the lecture theater where he was taking a big class, a dozen WeChat messages popped up on the phone in Ye Suyu's hand. He frowned and put the phone back in his pocket.
The hotness that quickly climbed onto the skin collided with the lingering coolness, and the sticky and stuffy air made Ye Suyu's mood even worse.
"Classmate Ye—Ye Suyu! Wait a minute!" A sweet female voice stopped him, Ye Suyu turned his head, and saw a slightly familiar little beauty in a suspenders and hot pants.
The little girl had a sweet voice, she smiled cutely at him, handed him the clothes on her hand, and said gratefully: "Thank you for your coat, Jiaosan's air conditioner is really too strong, without you borrowing clothes I would It's probably over."
Only then did Ye Suyu remember that she did borrow a coat at the beginning of her big class.
With someone on his side, the boy immediately stretched his eyebrows, a faint smile floated on his lips, and the peach blossom eyes behind the rimless glasses curved up, looking gentle and elegant.
"You don't have to thank me, just think that I am serving the people today."
Ye Suyu took his coat, and his gentle tone could no longer feel the impatience when he just went out.
It was the first time for the girl to hear Ye Suyu's voice clearly after leaving the noisy classroom. Amazement flashed across her bright almond eyes. Ye Suyu's side began to chat with him.
The metal pendant on the cross-body bag made a crisp knocking sound with her playful steps. The girl chatted from claypot rice and Ye Suyu in the second canteen to the grocery store in West Street. After chatting, she began to invite her in a natural tone. Ye Suyu came back to have dinner together on May [-]st.
Although Ye Suyu's time is precious, but facing such a chatty beauty, she always spares no effort to practice Tai Chi with a little more patience.
"Next Wednesday? Okay, I'll see if I'm free then, the counselor may have to ask me to have a meeting..." "Hahaha, I'm such a busy person, Lao Huang's long-term employment is about the same!" Ye Su While repeating his words impeccably, Yuyu looked at the corridor where he had to walk 100 meters before parting ways. Different faces and names flashed through his mind, and he finally found out who the little beauty beside him was.
It's from the class next door, called... Su what?Forget it, it doesn't matter.
At the end of the corridor, two people scanned the QR code and added friends... The little beauty sent a message from beside him to announce her home, and then waved her mobile phone at him.
"Student Ye, remember that I will treat you to dinner when you come back from vacation."
She winked at Ye Suyu, guessing that this small gesture that perfectly showed her cute and sweet temperament made her invincible in men.
Ye Suyu's smile was still gentle and patient. He also winked at the girl and said, "I'll be sure when I'm free."
Available—of course, it is impossible to be available.
Ye Suyu said that this kind of perfunctory words about Tai Chi practiced [-] times, not a thousand times, without any psychological burden at all. After saying goodbye to the little beauty, the moment he turned around, the smile on the boy's face immediately disappeared like a face No, indifference hangs on Ye Suyu's brow again.
It's not that Ye Suyu has any opinion on this little beauty surnamed Su, but that he's been too tired recently, and he really doesn't want to waste an expression behind others.
Finally free, Ye Suyu cut a WeChat account to read the news, did not read two, someone's WeChat phone called again, Ye Suyu clicked irritably, this time reluctantly picked up.
"You are limited to 30 seconds, if you fart, let it go."
Ye Suyu said.
"Brother Ye, do you know who the brother my goddess is talking about every day? Fuck me, I checked today and found out that it's ZZZZ who always steals your business. Do you think it's a narrow road to the enemy!" The phone seemed to be After understanding Ye Suyu's temper, he uttered all he wanted to say in one breath.
"...Why, next time your goddess eats instant noodles and doesn't have a seasoning packet, why don't you report to me?" Ye Suyu twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard the irrelevant call from his friend Sanjiu, and said speechlessly.
"Fuck, Brother Ye! Is this the point? The point is ZZZZ! He is a cross-regional buyer, and the first brother in the playing area is about to become the first brother of the entire ear buddy! Can you bear this?" "Our number one card , you still have to have a sense of crisis, and you have to know how to be prepared for danger in times of peace—" Too lazy to listen to the heart-wrenching emperor over there not worrying about the eunuch, Ye Suyu simply hung up the WeChat call.
Standing on the side of the road and about to walk away, Ye Suyu's thoughts paused for a moment under the dim sunlight. The "ZZZZ" was finally stuffed into Ye Suyu's brain by the repeated bombardment of Sanjiu. The leader of the chat area, who had no sense of crisis, shook his head.
To be honest, for Ye Suyu, the name "ZZZZ" is not the first time he has heard of it. Not only has Sanjiu been chanting it in his ears recently, even when he occasionally browses Moments, he can also see that some bosses hang out. The record screenshot shouted "God Z is awesome".
Ye Suyu clicked on the app called "Ear Companion" on the phone, and Ye Suyu clicked his tongue lightly, aroused a little bit of curiosity.
Clicking into the playing area and opening the recommendation list, Ye Suyu saw "ZZZZ" at a glance.
It's not how good his eyesight is, but among so many "Hundred Star Wild King X Chen" and "Three Kingdoms Standard Shooter X Han" on the recommendation list of the great gods in the accompanying play area, these four short and rude letters are really out of mud and not. dyed, especially eye-catching.
ZZZZ's avatar did not take a slant, instead he chose a male head that he had never seen before, with three-quarters of his side face in pigtails and a handsome style, which made the image of God Z come alive immediately.
...and quite good at choosing an avatar.
Ye Suyu raised his eyebrows, raised his hand to switch the Bluetooth headset to noise canceling mode, and clicked on the voice profile under the profile picture.
Hearing that this person has a good voice, Ye Suyu had high expectations in his heart before clicking on it.
But Ye Suyu couldn't help being stunned when the cold and magnetic male voice sounded in the quiet environment after noise reduction.
"Conscientiously accept orders and win everything."
——The male voice only read eight short and simple words, without any pretentiousness, and his tone was as flat as telling you to eat braised pork ribs for lunch today.
But what can't be said is just convincing.
... A few seconds later, Ye Suyu pressed the voice bar again with his finger.
"Conscientiously accept orders and win everything."
"Conscientiously accept orders and win everything."
After listening to it three times, Ye Suyu finally recovered from the long trance. He pressed his tongue against the roof of his mouth, took out a mint from his pocket and threw a piece into his mouth. He regained his energy, and immediately started to walk in the dusky and ambiguous sunlight of the evening again.
Back at the rental house, Ye Suyu changed into home clothes and sat down in front of the computer.
He swiped through the background of receiving orders, and after an afternoon of class, there were many new orders.
They were all familiar IDs, and the orders they placed ranged from 50 yuan to 500 yuan. Baotian~".
Ye Suyu clicked the order button one by one, and accepted these gifts without any psychological barriers.
Ye Su's nickname is "Su Ye", and he has been chatting with him for more than a year. At first, he was also the boss who spent money to play with him. Later, he broke up with his family and his source of income was blocked. At the same time, the industry derived from the voice was flourishing. The "virtual boyfriend" has driven the development of the accompanying chat business after the video site became popular, and he has also turned into an accompanying chat, making money in this business.
Many of the original companions have already washed their hands, or went to be managers. Instead, Ye Suyu spent more than a year becoming the leading companion app of the leading APP in the circle.
Not to mention other things, Ye Suyu's voice is enough for him to eat this bowl of rice. His voice is famous in the industry for its clear and noble voice, flashy but not flashy. Let alone coaxing you, even scolding When people come, they will also give people an illusion of spring breeze blowing on their faces. To use the sour voice commentary to describe it, it is "a handsome young man in the world, wealth and fame are just waiting for you".
Among a group of sound card fighters and bubble sound masters, this natural good voice is so precious and rare. It is nothing more than so many bosses spending money just to hear "Su Ye" gently call "Baby".
Others are envious of Ye Suyu, who is making money every day, and rich women and bosses are piled up. They all think that apart from the nice voice, Ye Suyu must also say all kinds of nasty things to the boss in private, but they don't know... As for Ye Suyu For me, it’s just to coax people who need to go online to chat with me to entertain loneliness, so there’s no use for this.
Some people are born to love money, some are greedy for power, and some people, like Ye Suyu, have studied how to make others like them since they were young.
Who doesn't know that the third young master of Ye's family in Qicheng is a likable master wherever he goes. It is said that he started from kindergarten, down to the little doll holding wave lollipops, and up to the famously unsmiling old lady. They can all be amused by the third young master. Although Ye Suyu's brothers are depressed that Ye Suyu's recruiting girls always makes them lonely around them, they are also very kind to him.
The only one who is immune to Ye Suyu's indiscriminate personality charm and masculinity impact is probably only the naughty old man who wanted to secretly change his volunteer to the history department and then escape from the house.
Although the source of income is blocked, Ye Suyu is not short of money. Brothers, sisters, grandparents, three aunts, eight aunts, brothers from all walks of life, countless younger sisters, and even elementary school students from neighbors are willing to secretly give him money. Su Yu doesn't like to owe anyone.
So he didn't want anyone's money, and began to sharpen his sword and chat with strangers on the Internet.
Chatting with a group, meeting countless people I don’t know every day, listening to countless bizarre stories, and desires that cannot be easily expressed, it can really be said that I have seen love, hate, greed, ignorance, and all kinds of human states.
He sometimes gives people a warm dream, and sometimes plays the role of stern and cold, swearing at cowards who go online to find relief.
During business hours, Ye Suyu called Renbao never hesitated, and it was not uncommon to say that he liked it, but after hanging up the voice, there was no more intimate reply.
Ye Suyu liked this kind of life, so he worked for more than a year.
After processing the orders on the platform, Ye Suyu began to browse her WeChat account for receiving orders.
There is a long row of WeChat accounts with the nickname "Su Ye" at the top, and the countless unread messages make people dazzled.
Ye Suyu looked over one by one, quickly found the chat box with the most transfers, clicked in and replied with "empty".
——The top slot in the earbuds and chat area is always only available to the most generous bosses.
The voice of the boss came over, and Ye Suyu picked it up. The nickname of the boss among rich women is "Ruan Ruan". Without blinking, according to her, since she met Su Ye, she drank less alcohol, bought more bags, and even her grades improved.
"Brother, get out of class is over!" The soft voice sounded in a good mood.
"Well, just got home."
Ye Suyu has quickly adjusted his state. When his voice is no longer cold, and he just speaks a word in a normal tone, he can feel the gentle Su flavor.
"Hey, I also had a day of class today, and my brain hurts. Fortunately, it's May Day."
Ruanrou howled over there.
While thinking about what to eat tonight, Ye Suyu laughed softly, and joked, "Did you get a headache in class or from beating the king? Our No. [-] Yaomei in the national uniform?" "Ah Ahhh! Just saying this makes me angry! What’s wrong with Yao, fuck! I called a companion to play with you today, and I hung up the phone as soon as I chose Yao’s teammate. "Besides, this companion's voice is super, super, super nice!" From the soft, octave-higher voice, it can be heard how excited this rich woman is at the moment, and how much she loves that companion's voice. Heart fluttering.
"Accompany with a nice voice? What's it called?" Following the boss's words, Ye Suyu finalized the claypot rice that the family often eats, and was debating whether to eat the newly launched beef with pickled peppers or the regular roast goose with sausage.
"God Z! God Z, do you know Brother Ye, that's ZZZZ! The first brother in the play area! I've been dating for a long time!" Mentioning the new brother who is so excited, Ruan Ruan said "ZZZZ" Said four tones.
ZZZZ.
When Ye Suyu heard these four English letters, the plain and concise sentence "Conscientiously accepting orders can win everything" and the cold but seductive voice of that person floated in his mind.
The action of placing an order paused for a second because of the name.
"It's not me, I've listened to Suyin countless times, and it makes me so greedy. Except for you, Brother Ye, there is only one more God Z!" Love to talk, woo woo."
Ye Suyu ordered a newly launched Claypot Rice with Beef with Pickled Peppers, squinting her eyes and wondering what she was thinking.
After a while, he casually said to the rich woman boss over there who was still talking about God Z: "Baby, you came to chat with me just to tell me how good your other brothers are?" The scumbag man spoke with a coquettish and cool voice, so soft that he was breathing directly on the phone, and he forgot what ZZZZ was in his mind. He covered his blushing face and said it like a mosquito "No", and then chattered about the movie that he and Ye Suyu would watch together.
………… More than two hours later, Ye Suyu said goodbye to Ruan Ruan, who was out dancing, and hung up the phone.
Instead of taking orders, he took off his rimless glasses and sat lazily on the computer chair with his legs crossed. The room with the curtains drawn was dimly lit, and the white screen of the computer illuminated the boy's face.
Just like his voice, Ye Suyu has a stunning face, even if it is illuminated by the white light of death, the color of this handsome face will not be damaged, it only makes people feel a little more unclear Mysterious and nonchalant.
Ye Suyu clicked on the webpage of Earmates, and found a person's order information page.
After flicking the fingers on the keyboard a few times.
Click, click the mouse to confirm.
Chapter 2ZZZZ "Brother—hey, don't kick, don't kick!" As soon as the notification sounded that the order was accepted successfully, Zhou Yang quickly ran away from the computer.
The teenager wearing the uniform of Qicheng No. [-] Middle School escaped from one end of the sofa to the other with a dexterous back roll, and the proficiency of the movements made people feel distressed.
"Help me finish this round."
The boy who was sitting on the side and his hands were still operating quickly on the screen retracted his kicking legs. He turned his head slightly, glanced coldly at his younger brother, a debt collector, and then threw the mobile phone in his hand away.
yeah!You can play games!Zhou Yang has been squatting in front of his brother's computer since he came back from school, just for this moment.
He firmly caught the phone, sat cross-legged at the end of the sofa, squinted his eyes, and cherished the operation of Baili Xuance, who had a great record, and stopped paying attention to the order page on his brother's computer.
"Brother, don't worry, go and accompany the new boss. I have my brother here, Jiumi!" While talking, Zhou Yang used his favorite electric mouse to harvest a wave of double kills in the opposite wild area. This familiar pleasure of abuse Zhou Yang, who hadn't played games for a week, almost shed tears.
Every time Zhou Yang came back on weekends, he would stay in front of his computer and come out like this. Zhou Jing was too lazy to argue with him, so he went to the gaming chair and sat down, took out a cigarette from the table and lit it.
The boy, who looked about eighteen or nineteen years old, was wearing a black racerback vest, revealing the smooth muscle lines of his arms, and his black shoulder-length hair was tied casually behind his head.
When she lowered her head to light a cigarette, a strand of untied hair fell out, covering her eyes a bit. With a cigarette in her mouth, Zhou Jing groped on the desk full of sundries, and found a gift she didn't know what to buy. The candy-colored clip, he didn't care about the color of the clip at all. He pinned his hair, exhaled a white mist, and began to carefully look at the order page.
The first thing that catches the eye is the chat interface.
Strawberry Crispy Shark: Long time no see~God Z, I'm here to play games with you!Seeing that he didn't reply, Xu sent another one.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: Why does God Z pinch TVT to ignore me?Who is this.
Make it look like you know him very well.
If it was normal, Zhou Jing wouldn't talk to such an inexplicable person at all, but the bright red reminder of the thousand ear companion coins was still hanging on the chat interface, he tapped the mouse with his finger, and the renminbi's brilliance shone on him. I glanced at the homepage of Strawberry Crispy Shark.
Black Gold Eight - Very good, this is the ear buds that cost less than 10,000+.
GIF profile picture—well, I should have been playing with ear buddies for four or five years.
There is only one post in the feed, which is a picture of wearing an exaggerated white lace skirt and circling around. She doesn't show her face, but she shows her white and delicate legs.
This dynamic comment is exaggerated, there are more than 100 of them, Zhou Jing glanced at them roughly, and saw several familiar red companion names.
"Where did Shasha go?" "Go back to vx, I'm worried about you when she suddenly disappeared."
"Wow, watch the rich women!" And so on, countless.
Zhou Jing's brain quickly came to a conclusion - it is estimated that this "Shasha" ordered his order when she was playing with the small account, but she didn't pay much attention to her, and now she took out her blinding large account and came over Play the "Guess who I am" game with him, and while deepening his impression of himself, enjoy the enjoyment of counterattacking and slapping his face.
He has encountered this kind of thing too many times, so much that he doesn't even bother to sigh "rich and free".
After roughly confirming that it should not be a colleague in the industry who came to maliciously criticize him, Zhou Jing replied to Strawberry Crispy Shark's private chat.
ZZZZ: vx or qq Waiting for the boss to reply is Zhou Jing’s rare relaxation time. He leans his head on the back of the chair, his mind is empty, his fingers tremble slightly after a day of high-intensity operation, and the accumulated soot also falls due to this trembling Some debris landed on his pants.
The voice of Zhou Yang chatting happily with the boss came from the ear - this unlucky thing has already found an excuse for his brother's stomachache, and perfectly took over Zhou Jing's job.
The boy who is emptying himself has an exceptionally handsome face - deep eyebrows, a tall nose, slightly thin lips, and a sharp jaw line... When the boy raised his head, the undulating lines from the chin to the collarbone of the boy were full of sense of power.
As the smoke from his breath dissipated, the black hair that he randomly tied behind his head fell on the exposed shoulders of the racerback vest, looking unruly and undisciplined.
When the "咻咻咻" reminder sounded that the news was delivered, Zhou Jing slowly straightened up from the back of the chair, threw the cigarette into the half-cut mineral water bottle with calloused hands, and gradually focused his eyes on the computer screen.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: VX: caouisha fished out the phone on the table. This second-hand phone is quite old. Even unlocking the lock has to wait a while. Opening WeChat, Zhou Jing didn’t care which WeChat he logged into. account, the old mobile phone made all operations slow, and it took a long time for Zhou Jing to send a friend request.
Zhou Jing's eyes fell on this mobile phone that should obviously be retired, thinking about when to go to Xianyu to collect another one.
Some people are not in a hurry, such as Zhou Jing who is still thinking about what model of mobile phone to buy.
There are also people who are about to lose their patience waiting, for example, the lady boss "Strawberry Crunchy Shark" opposite the computer.
This man is so slow.
It's not taking orders, is it?Also sitting on the gaming chair, Ye Suyu, who was wearing silk pajamas, looked exquisite and refined. He looked at the phone screen and habitually judged the behavior of the other party.
Da, da, da... Ye Suyu tapped the table lightly with his finger bones, and didn't stop until he saw the red message prompt.
Zzzz12 requests to add you as a friend.
Ye Suyu looked at the WeChat user business card - the profile picture was the same as that of the ear buddy, without a signature or a circle of friends, only the name was slightly different.
Zzzz12?There must be 11 and 10 ahead of that... Ye Suyu looked at the nickname of the account and smiled knowingly, this god Z's business is really booming.
Ye Suyu didn't know if this god Z had the habit of looking at the boss's circle of friends, but before adding him, Ye Suyu organized his own circle of friends as usual.
He hadn't looked at the WeChat account of Strawberry Crunchy Shark for more than a year. When he just cut it, there were so many messages flooding in that the phone almost froze.
Giving up this account at that time made Ye Suyu a little distressed, but even though he was reluctant to part with the "results" above, he really didn't have time—mainly because he didn't have the financial conditions to continue to take care of such a large fish pond, so he simply disappeared. Two clean.
Locking out some circles of friends who seem to be not so high-quality now, Ye Suyu posted a new circle of friends fishing, announcing his return.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: Oh hey, the beauty's tea ceremony has arrived even though it is late.
The accompanying picture shows a cute little sister holding a strawberry and smearing cream on her face—this is a fresh selfie just saved from Ye Yingying's circle of friends.
Ye Yingying, Ye Suyu's cousin and Ye Suyu's number one drug addict, provided her brother with beautiful photos for free indefinitely, and even did such incredible things as being a shooter for her brother and videotaping him.
One is an Internet map expert who likes to post photos so high that his mother can't recognize them, and the other is a deep-sea sea king who raises fish like a collector.
Li Lishan, a mutual friend of the two, often uses four words to describe these two people-"a nest of snakes and rats".
In short, they just do nothing.
The selfie posted in the circle of friends immediately received explosive comments and likes. Ye Suyu didn't click in to greet his old brothers, but concentrated on looking at the chat box between him and his new brother.
You have become friends and can start chatting.
Friend request approved.
well.
Ye Suyu started typing.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: [] Strawberry Crunchy Shark: Hello Z, this is Shasha~!Strawberry Crispy Shark: You may not remember me, but I ordered your order once!Of course, Ye Suyu never ordered it.
But what did Strawberry Crispy Shark have to do with him, Ye Suyu?Ye Suyu propped his chin, waiting for a reply.
If they were other companions, they might ask "when" as Ye Suyu expected, and then the two of them had a little hot chat on this topic, and quickly became familiar with each other.
But Zhou Jing didn't bother to play such a pleasantries with the boss at all, there were too many people ordering from him, wouldn't he have to memorize all of them?And the phone is so stuck, his hands hurt, and he really doesn't want to type.
Therefore, Zhou Jing chose the simplest way to answer according to her own habits.
The man smoking a cigarette stretched out a finger and poked a 1.
Meaning, ok, I get it.
Ye Suyu looked at the 1 sent over there, raised his eyebrows, and continued typing.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: I want to play Project Winter, but God Z, have you ever played? Zzzz12: 1 Zhou Jing's finger moved slightly, and continued to deduct a 1.
It has been a long time since Ye Suyu has experienced the scene of others deducting 1 for himself. Generally speaking, he is the only one who deducts 1 for others.
And even if he is facing the boss, he will not deduct 1 at will. After all, he seems a bit too indifferent, and many bosses don't like it.
On the other side, it was buttoned up so neatly that the words "I'm so annoying" were almost written on his face.
Ye Suyu took a breath, suppressed the anger rising in his heart, and continued typing.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: This game needs a mic, no problem, right? Zzzz12: 1 Zhou Jing looked at the third question of Strawberry Crispy Shark, while continuing to deduct 1, while thinking that the boss question is really much better.
Ye Suyu received three "1"s in a row, and couldn't hold back his anger any longer. The interest that had been aroused by Zhou Jing's voice was completely extinguished at this moment.
He thought, this "ZZZZ" really deserves to be the first brother in the play area.
So dragged that he can't speak human words.
Ye Suyu let go of the hand supporting his chin, and sat up straight.
The slightly curved smile froze on Ye Suyu's lips, as if someone had painted it on - if Ye Yingying or Li Lishan were on the side, they would probably have goosebumps all over because of this smile.
Because Ye Suyu laughed like this, it is probably someone who is going to be unlucky.
The boy's slender and slender fingers were beating on the keyboard of the mobile phone, typing at a fast speed.
Strawberry Crispy Shark: Ah...brother?We use WeChat, right?Strawberry Crunchy Shark: Why does my brother's WeChat have an automatic reply?
Strawberry Crispy Shark: No matter what I hit, it will only return 1^_^...Zhou Jing's hands are still shaking, and the soreness of his thumb joints can't be relieved in a short time, so he can only endure it.
Holding the old mobile phone, the boss sent it one after another, and the yin and yang words made him frown.
Gee.
trouble.
The five obtrusive words Strawberry Crunchy Shark dangled in front of his eyes, Zhou Jing lowered his eyes, and his eyelashes were densely packed, blocking some of his sight.
1000 yuan, 1000 yuan, 1000 yuan... This is 1000 yuan—Zhou Jing hypnotized himself.
He closed his eyes and opened them again. Although the expression on his face did not change, the violent and murderous look on his body that should not be entered by strangers was not so obvious.
Zhou Jing clicked on the screen, and after a few seconds, the dumb phone popped up the interface for requesting a voice call.
——His dog-headed strategist Ji Yuan once said, if the boss starts to speak strangely, please dial the voice.
Zhou Jing has proved with many facts that Ji Yuan's trick has been tried and tested.
Ye Suyu's mind was still thinking about more yin and yang words, and his fingers were even flying on the keyboard, and there was an invitation for a voice call over there.
The mood was interrupted, looking at the interface of the voice call, the eight-character motto "accepting orders seriously and all can win" appeared in his mind unconsciously, and the pleasant and cold male voice in his memory was like a timely rain, burning Ye Suyu's heart The flames that got up were extinguished a little.
After hesitating for a while, Ye Suyu deleted the yin and yang words that had not yet been sent, his raised Erlang legs trembled, and after a few seconds, he still connected to the voice call under the temptation of hearing a pleasant voice.
Squeezing, squeaking, a slight electric sound passed by.
Zhou Jing rubbed her fingers, resisted the desire to smoke, put the phone close to her cheek, and said, "Sorry, the phone is too stuck, so it's hard to type."
While apologizing, Zhou Jing continued to recite "1000 yuan" silently in her heart.
……Hold.
"1000 yuan" listened to the male voice in the earphones, and was obviously stunned for a while.
The flame that had just burned in his heart struggled helplessly, and was completely extinguished.
"What's your steamid? I'm free now, go online."
The slightly hoarse deep male voice kept falling into Ye Suyu's ears. This voice reminded Ye Suyu of the cold north wind blowing through the pine trees on the rocks.
The texture is like an epee that has passed through blood, clanging and clear.
Ye Suyu used to think that other people's words to describe his voice were too exaggerated, but now, listening to this voice, he felt that it was not too much to use more flowery words to describe it.
In short, it's "fucking good".
Ye Suyu has never been a good person, he doesn't care about meat and vegetables, he doesn't care about men and women, as long as they are good-looking and have a good voice, he likes... and wants them all.
In front of this voice, what is it to give him three 1s?Even if you only answer him 1 in the future, there is no problem!The smiley eyes blinked slightly, and Ye Suyu's face could no longer see the thought of wanting to kill someone just now, and he carefully adjusted the headset to a suitable position.
After a short period of silence, Zhou Jing's sweet and agile girlish voice filled with a smile came from the poor-sounding external microphone in Zhou Jing's hand.
The girl's voice was full of surprise.
"Wow……
Chapter 3 Strawberry Crunchy Shark "Didn't you order my order before, and never heard my voice?" Zhou Jing was completely unmoved by the sweet girlish voice and the shyness in that tone, like a puzzled The flirtatious straight man keenly found the brilliance in the boss's words.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark dragged out an "Ah—" over there, and said aggrievedly, "It's not that God Z only said a few words last time, and I didn't hear them clearly."
The ending of the girlish voice is soft and sweet, as if she is acting like a baby.
...Rubbing his forehead, listening to the strawberry crunchy shark in the voice seems to have a tendency to diverge from this topic, Zhou Jing found "strawberry crunchy shark" on steam on his own and added it, then interrupted the boss discourse.
"I added you."
Winter Project is a survival game that is a bit like Werewolf Killing.
Ye Suyu chooses Zhou Jing to play this game with him, the reason is very simple - this game requires talking.
"Okay, then we'll see you in the game, I'll hang up the voice first!" Ye Suyu didn't say anything more, he knew the truth that too much is too late, so he simply hung up the voice, and then connected the external microphone to the computer.
He carefully adjusted the sound card for Strawberry Crunchy Shark, trying to make the sound natural and close to his face, and the female voice conjured up is even [-] to [-]% similar to Ye Yingying's voice.
Those who have had CP with Strawberry Crispy Shark are all experienced Internet experts, but no one has ever doubted the authenticity of Strawberry Crispy Shark's voice and photos—seven parts are false and three parts are true, Ye Suyu fabricated the person The intensity is always just right.
Opening the Winter Project, Ye Suyu created a locked game room, and then invited "Zzzz" who had just become his friend to enter.
The other side was obviously guarding in front of the computer, and was pulled into the room almost in a second.
There is a golden thumb on the side of Strawberry Crunch Shark's ID - this is a sign that the number of likes has reached a certain amount when the game is settled. It is clear that Strawberry Crunch Shark has been playing for a long time, and "Zzzz" Next to the ID is a simple small brass logo.
Press the space bar to speak, this time the sweet and lively girlish voice appeared in Zhou Jing's earphones without the influence of noisy current and noise.
"Hey, hey, can God Z hear you?" It sounded pretty good.
Zhou Jing's boss has many good voices, but he can't deny that this voice is considered high-quality among his bosses.
Zhou Jing also pressed the space bar and replied, "Yes, there is wheat."
"Then I opened the room!" Crispy Shark said briskly.
It was eleven o'clock in the evening, and it was the most active time for gamers. It didn't take long for the room to be full.
"Everyone try Mai Ya, is there anyone who can't talk?" Zhou Jing listened to Crispy Shark's proficiency.
Most of the players who played this game were boys, and when they were blown away by such a nice girly voice, they started talking on the mics downstairs.
"Didi Didi's mic on the third floor! The voice of the hostess is so nice!" "No mic, no mic, no mic."
"Fuck, the owner of the house and my brother didn't follow, can you kick someone?" room to leave.
"Okay, I'm on."
Crunchy Shark smiled and clicked Ready, and the room full of people immediately entered the game loading interface.
After the black screen passed, eight people crammed into the cabin at the birth point.
There are two traitors in Project Winter's eight-player game, nicknamed wolves by the players, whose goal is to sabotage the escape of the survivors.
The remaining six players will randomly become survivors, soldiers, scientists and other roles. They need to repair the two facilities on the island, and send a signal to call for escape tools to leave the island before the heavy winter snowstorm.
Like Werewolf Killing, except for the traitors who know each other's identities, other people have no vision.
Roughly speaking, this is a faction survival game that can deceive each other.
In this round, Ye Suyu's random identity was Baiban—that is, a survivor with no function like a villager.
He controlled the fat game figure wearing a wolf-head cape to walk out of the cabin, and the bluffing voices of passers-by and players came from the earphones.
"Wolf cub, wolf cub, who loves fried rice with eggs is a wolf cub!" ——Wolf cubs have traitor skills
The cicadas were singing incessantly, and when he walked out of the lecture theater where he was taking a big class, a dozen WeChat messages popped up on the phone in Ye Suyu's hand. He frowned and put the phone back in his pocket.
The hotness that quickly climbed onto the skin collided with the lingering coolness, and the sticky and stuffy air made Ye Suyu's mood even worse.
"Classmate Ye—Ye Suyu! Wait a minute!" A sweet female voice stopped him, Ye Suyu turned his head, and saw a slightly familiar little beauty in a suspenders and hot pants.
The little girl had a sweet voice, she smiled cutely at him, handed him the clothes on her hand, and said gratefully: "Thank you for your coat, Jiaosan's air conditioner is really too strong, without you borrowing clothes I would It's probably over."
Only then did Ye Suyu remember that she did borrow a coat at the beginning of her big class.
With someone on his side, the boy immediately stretched his eyebrows, a faint smile floated on his lips, and the peach blossom eyes behind the rimless glasses curved up, looking gentle and elegant.
"You don't have to thank me, just think that I am serving the people today."
Ye Suyu took his coat, and his gentle tone could no longer feel the impatience when he just went out.
It was the first time for the girl to hear Ye Suyu's voice clearly after leaving the noisy classroom. Amazement flashed across her bright almond eyes. Ye Suyu's side began to chat with him.
The metal pendant on the cross-body bag made a crisp knocking sound with her playful steps. The girl chatted from claypot rice and Ye Suyu in the second canteen to the grocery store in West Street. After chatting, she began to invite her in a natural tone. Ye Suyu came back to have dinner together on May [-]st.
Although Ye Suyu's time is precious, but facing such a chatty beauty, she always spares no effort to practice Tai Chi with a little more patience.
"Next Wednesday? Okay, I'll see if I'm free then, the counselor may have to ask me to have a meeting..." "Hahaha, I'm such a busy person, Lao Huang's long-term employment is about the same!" Ye Su While repeating his words impeccably, Yuyu looked at the corridor where he had to walk 100 meters before parting ways. Different faces and names flashed through his mind, and he finally found out who the little beauty beside him was.
It's from the class next door, called... Su what?Forget it, it doesn't matter.
At the end of the corridor, two people scanned the QR code and added friends... The little beauty sent a message from beside him to announce her home, and then waved her mobile phone at him.
"Student Ye, remember that I will treat you to dinner when you come back from vacation."
She winked at Ye Suyu, guessing that this small gesture that perfectly showed her cute and sweet temperament made her invincible in men.
Ye Suyu's smile was still gentle and patient. He also winked at the girl and said, "I'll be sure when I'm free."
Available—of course, it is impossible to be available.
Ye Suyu said that this kind of perfunctory words about Tai Chi practiced [-] times, not a thousand times, without any psychological burden at all. After saying goodbye to the little beauty, the moment he turned around, the smile on the boy's face immediately disappeared like a face No, indifference hangs on Ye Suyu's brow again.
It's not that Ye Suyu has any opinion on this little beauty surnamed Su, but that he's been too tired recently, and he really doesn't want to waste an expression behind others.
Finally free, Ye Suyu cut a WeChat account to read the news, did not read two, someone's WeChat phone called again, Ye Suyu clicked irritably, this time reluctantly picked up.
"You are limited to 30 seconds, if you fart, let it go."
Ye Suyu said.
"Brother Ye, do you know who the brother my goddess is talking about every day? Fuck me, I checked today and found out that it's ZZZZ who always steals your business. Do you think it's a narrow road to the enemy!" The phone seemed to be After understanding Ye Suyu's temper, he uttered all he wanted to say in one breath.
"...Why, next time your goddess eats instant noodles and doesn't have a seasoning packet, why don't you report to me?" Ye Suyu twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard the irrelevant call from his friend Sanjiu, and said speechlessly.
"Fuck, Brother Ye! Is this the point? The point is ZZZZ! He is a cross-regional buyer, and the first brother in the playing area is about to become the first brother of the entire ear buddy! Can you bear this?" "Our number one card , you still have to have a sense of crisis, and you have to know how to be prepared for danger in times of peace—" Too lazy to listen to the heart-wrenching emperor over there not worrying about the eunuch, Ye Suyu simply hung up the WeChat call.
Standing on the side of the road and about to walk away, Ye Suyu's thoughts paused for a moment under the dim sunlight. The "ZZZZ" was finally stuffed into Ye Suyu's brain by the repeated bombardment of Sanjiu. The leader of the chat area, who had no sense of crisis, shook his head.
To be honest, for Ye Suyu, the name "ZZZZ" is not the first time he has heard of it. Not only has Sanjiu been chanting it in his ears recently, even when he occasionally browses Moments, he can also see that some bosses hang out. The record screenshot shouted "God Z is awesome".
Ye Suyu clicked on the app called "Ear Companion" on the phone, and Ye Suyu clicked his tongue lightly, aroused a little bit of curiosity.
Clicking into the playing area and opening the recommendation list, Ye Suyu saw "ZZZZ" at a glance.
It's not how good his eyesight is, but among so many "Hundred Star Wild King X Chen" and "Three Kingdoms Standard Shooter X Han" on the recommendation list of the great gods in the accompanying play area, these four short and rude letters are really out of mud and not. dyed, especially eye-catching.
ZZZZ's avatar did not take a slant, instead he chose a male head that he had never seen before, with three-quarters of his side face in pigtails and a handsome style, which made the image of God Z come alive immediately.
...and quite good at choosing an avatar.
Ye Suyu raised his eyebrows, raised his hand to switch the Bluetooth headset to noise canceling mode, and clicked on the voice profile under the profile picture.
Hearing that this person has a good voice, Ye Suyu had high expectations in his heart before clicking on it.
But Ye Suyu couldn't help being stunned when the cold and magnetic male voice sounded in the quiet environment after noise reduction.
"Conscientiously accept orders and win everything."
——The male voice only read eight short and simple words, without any pretentiousness, and his tone was as flat as telling you to eat braised pork ribs for lunch today.
But what can't be said is just convincing.
... A few seconds later, Ye Suyu pressed the voice bar again with his finger.
"Conscientiously accept orders and win everything."
"Conscientiously accept orders and win everything."
After listening to it three times, Ye Suyu finally recovered from the long trance. He pressed his tongue against the roof of his mouth, took out a mint from his pocket and threw a piece into his mouth. He regained his energy, and immediately started to walk in the dusky and ambiguous sunlight of the evening again.
Back at the rental house, Ye Suyu changed into home clothes and sat down in front of the computer.
He swiped through the background of receiving orders, and after an afternoon of class, there were many new orders.
They were all familiar IDs, and the orders they placed ranged from 50 yuan to 500 yuan. Baotian~".
Ye Suyu clicked the order button one by one, and accepted these gifts without any psychological barriers.
Ye Su's nickname is "Su Ye", and he has been chatting with him for more than a year. At first, he was also the boss who spent money to play with him. Later, he broke up with his family and his source of income was blocked. At the same time, the industry derived from the voice was flourishing. The "virtual boyfriend" has driven the development of the accompanying chat business after the video site became popular, and he has also turned into an accompanying chat, making money in this business.
Many of the original companions have already washed their hands, or went to be managers. Instead, Ye Suyu spent more than a year becoming the leading companion app of the leading APP in the circle.
Not to mention other things, Ye Suyu's voice is enough for him to eat this bowl of rice. His voice is famous in the industry for its clear and noble voice, flashy but not flashy. Let alone coaxing you, even scolding When people come, they will also give people an illusion of spring breeze blowing on their faces. To use the sour voice commentary to describe it, it is "a handsome young man in the world, wealth and fame are just waiting for you".
Among a group of sound card fighters and bubble sound masters, this natural good voice is so precious and rare. It is nothing more than so many bosses spending money just to hear "Su Ye" gently call "Baby".
Others are envious of Ye Suyu, who is making money every day, and rich women and bosses are piled up. They all think that apart from the nice voice, Ye Suyu must also say all kinds of nasty things to the boss in private, but they don't know... As for Ye Suyu For me, it’s just to coax people who need to go online to chat with me to entertain loneliness, so there’s no use for this.
Some people are born to love money, some are greedy for power, and some people, like Ye Suyu, have studied how to make others like them since they were young.
Who doesn't know that the third young master of Ye's family in Qicheng is a likable master wherever he goes. It is said that he started from kindergarten, down to the little doll holding wave lollipops, and up to the famously unsmiling old lady. They can all be amused by the third young master. Although Ye Suyu's brothers are depressed that Ye Suyu's recruiting girls always makes them lonely around them, they are also very kind to him.
The only one who is immune to Ye Suyu's indiscriminate personality charm and masculinity impact is probably only the naughty old man who wanted to secretly change his volunteer to the history department and then escape from the house.
Although the source of income is blocked, Ye Suyu is not short of money. Brothers, sisters, grandparents, three aunts, eight aunts, brothers from all walks of life, countless younger sisters, and even elementary school students from neighbors are willing to secretly give him money. Su Yu doesn't like to owe anyone.
So he didn't want anyone's money, and began to sharpen his sword and chat with strangers on the Internet.
Chatting with a group, meeting countless people I don’t know every day, listening to countless bizarre stories, and desires that cannot be easily expressed, it can really be said that I have seen love, hate, greed, ignorance, and all kinds of human states.
He sometimes gives people a warm dream, and sometimes plays the role of stern and cold, swearing at cowards who go online to find relief.
During business hours, Ye Suyu called Renbao never hesitated, and it was not uncommon to say that he liked it, but after hanging up the voice, there was no more intimate reply.
Ye Suyu liked this kind of life, so he worked for more than a year.
After processing the orders on the platform, Ye Suyu began to browse her WeChat account for receiving orders.
There is a long row of WeChat accounts with the nickname "Su Ye" at the top, and the countless unread messages make people dazzled.
Ye Suyu looked over one by one, quickly found the chat box with the most transfers, clicked in and replied with "empty".
——The top slot in the earbuds and chat area is always only available to the most generous bosses.
The voice of the boss came over, and Ye Suyu picked it up. The nickname of the boss among rich women is "Ruan Ruan". Without blinking, according to her, since she met Su Ye, she drank less alcohol, bought more bags, and even her grades improved.
"Brother, get out of class is over!" The soft voice sounded in a good mood.
"Well, just got home."
Ye Suyu has quickly adjusted his state. When his voice is no longer cold, and he just speaks a word in a normal tone, he can feel the gentle Su flavor.
"Hey, I also had a day of class today, and my brain hurts. Fortunately, it's May Day."
Ruanrou howled over there.
While thinking about what to eat tonight, Ye Suyu laughed softly, and joked, "Did you get a headache in class or from beating the king? Our No. [-] Yaomei in the national uniform?" "Ah Ahhh! Just saying this makes me angry! What’s wrong with Yao, fuck! I called a companion to play with you today, and I hung up the phone as soon as I chose Yao’s teammate. "Besides, this companion's voice is super, super, super nice!" From the soft, octave-higher voice, it can be heard how excited this rich woman is at the moment, and how much she loves that companion's voice. Heart fluttering.
"Accompany with a nice voice? What's it called?" Following the boss's words, Ye Suyu finalized the claypot rice that the family often eats, and was debating whether to eat the newly launched beef with pickled peppers or the regular roast goose with sausage.
"God Z! God Z, do you know Brother Ye, that's ZZZZ! The first brother in the play area! I've been dating for a long time!" Mentioning the new brother who is so excited, Ruan Ruan said "ZZZZ" Said four tones.
ZZZZ.
When Ye Suyu heard these four English letters, the plain and concise sentence "Conscientiously accepting orders can win everything" and the cold but seductive voice of that person floated in his mind.
The action of placing an order paused for a second because of the name.
"It's not me, I've listened to Suyin countless times, and it makes me so greedy. Except for you, Brother Ye, there is only one more God Z!" Love to talk, woo woo."
Ye Suyu ordered a newly launched Claypot Rice with Beef with Pickled Peppers, squinting her eyes and wondering what she was thinking.
After a while, he casually said to the rich woman boss over there who was still talking about God Z: "Baby, you came to chat with me just to tell me how good your other brothers are?" The scumbag man spoke with a coquettish and cool voice, so soft that he was breathing directly on the phone, and he forgot what ZZZZ was in his mind. He covered his blushing face and said it like a mosquito "No", and then chattered about the movie that he and Ye Suyu would watch together.
………… More than two hours later, Ye Suyu said goodbye to Ruan Ruan, who was out dancing, and hung up the phone.
Instead of taking orders, he took off his rimless glasses and sat lazily on the computer chair with his legs crossed. The room with the curtains drawn was dimly lit, and the white screen of the computer illuminated the boy's face.
Just like his voice, Ye Suyu has a stunning face, even if it is illuminated by the white light of death, the color of this handsome face will not be damaged, it only makes people feel a little more unclear Mysterious and nonchalant.
Ye Suyu clicked on the webpage of Earmates, and found a person's order information page.
After flicking the fingers on the keyboard a few times.
Click, click the mouse to confirm.
Chapter 2ZZZZ "Brother—hey, don't kick, don't kick!" As soon as the notification sounded that the order was accepted successfully, Zhou Yang quickly ran away from the computer.
The teenager wearing the uniform of Qicheng No. [-] Middle School escaped from one end of the sofa to the other with a dexterous back roll, and the proficiency of the movements made people feel distressed.
"Help me finish this round."
The boy who was sitting on the side and his hands were still operating quickly on the screen retracted his kicking legs. He turned his head slightly, glanced coldly at his younger brother, a debt collector, and then threw the mobile phone in his hand away.
yeah!You can play games!Zhou Yang has been squatting in front of his brother's computer since he came back from school, just for this moment.
He firmly caught the phone, sat cross-legged at the end of the sofa, squinted his eyes, and cherished the operation of Baili Xuance, who had a great record, and stopped paying attention to the order page on his brother's computer.
"Brother, don't worry, go and accompany the new boss. I have my brother here, Jiumi!" While talking, Zhou Yang used his favorite electric mouse to harvest a wave of double kills in the opposite wild area. This familiar pleasure of abuse Zhou Yang, who hadn't played games for a week, almost shed tears.
Every time Zhou Yang came back on weekends, he would stay in front of his computer and come out like this. Zhou Jing was too lazy to argue with him, so he went to the gaming chair and sat down, took out a cigarette from the table and lit it.
The boy, who looked about eighteen or nineteen years old, was wearing a black racerback vest, revealing the smooth muscle lines of his arms, and his black shoulder-length hair was tied casually behind his head.
When she lowered her head to light a cigarette, a strand of untied hair fell out, covering her eyes a bit. With a cigarette in her mouth, Zhou Jing groped on the desk full of sundries, and found a gift she didn't know what to buy. The candy-colored clip, he didn't care about the color of the clip at all. He pinned his hair, exhaled a white mist, and began to carefully look at the order page.
The first thing that catches the eye is the chat interface.
Strawberry Crispy Shark: Long time no see~God Z, I'm here to play games with you!Seeing that he didn't reply, Xu sent another one.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: Why does God Z pinch TVT to ignore me?Who is this.
Make it look like you know him very well.
If it was normal, Zhou Jing wouldn't talk to such an inexplicable person at all, but the bright red reminder of the thousand ear companion coins was still hanging on the chat interface, he tapped the mouse with his finger, and the renminbi's brilliance shone on him. I glanced at the homepage of Strawberry Crispy Shark.
Black Gold Eight - Very good, this is the ear buds that cost less than 10,000+.
GIF profile picture—well, I should have been playing with ear buddies for four or five years.
There is only one post in the feed, which is a picture of wearing an exaggerated white lace skirt and circling around. She doesn't show her face, but she shows her white and delicate legs.
This dynamic comment is exaggerated, there are more than 100 of them, Zhou Jing glanced at them roughly, and saw several familiar red companion names.
"Where did Shasha go?" "Go back to vx, I'm worried about you when she suddenly disappeared."
"Wow, watch the rich women!" And so on, countless.
Zhou Jing's brain quickly came to a conclusion - it is estimated that this "Shasha" ordered his order when she was playing with the small account, but she didn't pay much attention to her, and now she took out her blinding large account and came over Play the "Guess who I am" game with him, and while deepening his impression of himself, enjoy the enjoyment of counterattacking and slapping his face.
He has encountered this kind of thing too many times, so much that he doesn't even bother to sigh "rich and free".
After roughly confirming that it should not be a colleague in the industry who came to maliciously criticize him, Zhou Jing replied to Strawberry Crispy Shark's private chat.
ZZZZ: vx or qq Waiting for the boss to reply is Zhou Jing’s rare relaxation time. He leans his head on the back of the chair, his mind is empty, his fingers tremble slightly after a day of high-intensity operation, and the accumulated soot also falls due to this trembling Some debris landed on his pants.
The voice of Zhou Yang chatting happily with the boss came from the ear - this unlucky thing has already found an excuse for his brother's stomachache, and perfectly took over Zhou Jing's job.
The boy who is emptying himself has an exceptionally handsome face - deep eyebrows, a tall nose, slightly thin lips, and a sharp jaw line... When the boy raised his head, the undulating lines from the chin to the collarbone of the boy were full of sense of power.
As the smoke from his breath dissipated, the black hair that he randomly tied behind his head fell on the exposed shoulders of the racerback vest, looking unruly and undisciplined.
When the "咻咻咻" reminder sounded that the news was delivered, Zhou Jing slowly straightened up from the back of the chair, threw the cigarette into the half-cut mineral water bottle with calloused hands, and gradually focused his eyes on the computer screen.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: VX: caouisha fished out the phone on the table. This second-hand phone is quite old. Even unlocking the lock has to wait a while. Opening WeChat, Zhou Jing didn’t care which WeChat he logged into. account, the old mobile phone made all operations slow, and it took a long time for Zhou Jing to send a friend request.
Zhou Jing's eyes fell on this mobile phone that should obviously be retired, thinking about when to go to Xianyu to collect another one.
Some people are not in a hurry, such as Zhou Jing who is still thinking about what model of mobile phone to buy.
There are also people who are about to lose their patience waiting, for example, the lady boss "Strawberry Crunchy Shark" opposite the computer.
This man is so slow.
It's not taking orders, is it?Also sitting on the gaming chair, Ye Suyu, who was wearing silk pajamas, looked exquisite and refined. He looked at the phone screen and habitually judged the behavior of the other party.
Da, da, da... Ye Suyu tapped the table lightly with his finger bones, and didn't stop until he saw the red message prompt.
Zzzz12 requests to add you as a friend.
Ye Suyu looked at the WeChat user business card - the profile picture was the same as that of the ear buddy, without a signature or a circle of friends, only the name was slightly different.
Zzzz12?There must be 11 and 10 ahead of that... Ye Suyu looked at the nickname of the account and smiled knowingly, this god Z's business is really booming.
Ye Suyu didn't know if this god Z had the habit of looking at the boss's circle of friends, but before adding him, Ye Suyu organized his own circle of friends as usual.
He hadn't looked at the WeChat account of Strawberry Crunchy Shark for more than a year. When he just cut it, there were so many messages flooding in that the phone almost froze.
Giving up this account at that time made Ye Suyu a little distressed, but even though he was reluctant to part with the "results" above, he really didn't have time—mainly because he didn't have the financial conditions to continue to take care of such a large fish pond, so he simply disappeared. Two clean.
Locking out some circles of friends who seem to be not so high-quality now, Ye Suyu posted a new circle of friends fishing, announcing his return.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: Oh hey, the beauty's tea ceremony has arrived even though it is late.
The accompanying picture shows a cute little sister holding a strawberry and smearing cream on her face—this is a fresh selfie just saved from Ye Yingying's circle of friends.
Ye Yingying, Ye Suyu's cousin and Ye Suyu's number one drug addict, provided her brother with beautiful photos for free indefinitely, and even did such incredible things as being a shooter for her brother and videotaping him.
One is an Internet map expert who likes to post photos so high that his mother can't recognize them, and the other is a deep-sea sea king who raises fish like a collector.
Li Lishan, a mutual friend of the two, often uses four words to describe these two people-"a nest of snakes and rats".
In short, they just do nothing.
The selfie posted in the circle of friends immediately received explosive comments and likes. Ye Suyu didn't click in to greet his old brothers, but concentrated on looking at the chat box between him and his new brother.
You have become friends and can start chatting.
Friend request approved.
well.
Ye Suyu started typing.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: [] Strawberry Crunchy Shark: Hello Z, this is Shasha~!Strawberry Crispy Shark: You may not remember me, but I ordered your order once!Of course, Ye Suyu never ordered it.
But what did Strawberry Crispy Shark have to do with him, Ye Suyu?Ye Suyu propped his chin, waiting for a reply.
If they were other companions, they might ask "when" as Ye Suyu expected, and then the two of them had a little hot chat on this topic, and quickly became familiar with each other.
But Zhou Jing didn't bother to play such a pleasantries with the boss at all, there were too many people ordering from him, wouldn't he have to memorize all of them?And the phone is so stuck, his hands hurt, and he really doesn't want to type.
Therefore, Zhou Jing chose the simplest way to answer according to her own habits.
The man smoking a cigarette stretched out a finger and poked a 1.
Meaning, ok, I get it.
Ye Suyu looked at the 1 sent over there, raised his eyebrows, and continued typing.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: I want to play Project Winter, but God Z, have you ever played? Zzzz12: 1 Zhou Jing's finger moved slightly, and continued to deduct a 1.
It has been a long time since Ye Suyu has experienced the scene of others deducting 1 for himself. Generally speaking, he is the only one who deducts 1 for others.
And even if he is facing the boss, he will not deduct 1 at will. After all, he seems a bit too indifferent, and many bosses don't like it.
On the other side, it was buttoned up so neatly that the words "I'm so annoying" were almost written on his face.
Ye Suyu took a breath, suppressed the anger rising in his heart, and continued typing.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark: This game needs a mic, no problem, right? Zzzz12: 1 Zhou Jing looked at the third question of Strawberry Crispy Shark, while continuing to deduct 1, while thinking that the boss question is really much better.
Ye Suyu received three "1"s in a row, and couldn't hold back his anger any longer. The interest that had been aroused by Zhou Jing's voice was completely extinguished at this moment.
He thought, this "ZZZZ" really deserves to be the first brother in the play area.
So dragged that he can't speak human words.
Ye Suyu let go of the hand supporting his chin, and sat up straight.
The slightly curved smile froze on Ye Suyu's lips, as if someone had painted it on - if Ye Yingying or Li Lishan were on the side, they would probably have goosebumps all over because of this smile.
Because Ye Suyu laughed like this, it is probably someone who is going to be unlucky.
The boy's slender and slender fingers were beating on the keyboard of the mobile phone, typing at a fast speed.
Strawberry Crispy Shark: Ah...brother?We use WeChat, right?Strawberry Crunchy Shark: Why does my brother's WeChat have an automatic reply?
Strawberry Crispy Shark: No matter what I hit, it will only return 1^_^...Zhou Jing's hands are still shaking, and the soreness of his thumb joints can't be relieved in a short time, so he can only endure it.
Holding the old mobile phone, the boss sent it one after another, and the yin and yang words made him frown.
Gee.
trouble.
The five obtrusive words Strawberry Crunchy Shark dangled in front of his eyes, Zhou Jing lowered his eyes, and his eyelashes were densely packed, blocking some of his sight.
1000 yuan, 1000 yuan, 1000 yuan... This is 1000 yuan—Zhou Jing hypnotized himself.
He closed his eyes and opened them again. Although the expression on his face did not change, the violent and murderous look on his body that should not be entered by strangers was not so obvious.
Zhou Jing clicked on the screen, and after a few seconds, the dumb phone popped up the interface for requesting a voice call.
——His dog-headed strategist Ji Yuan once said, if the boss starts to speak strangely, please dial the voice.
Zhou Jing has proved with many facts that Ji Yuan's trick has been tried and tested.
Ye Suyu's mind was still thinking about more yin and yang words, and his fingers were even flying on the keyboard, and there was an invitation for a voice call over there.
The mood was interrupted, looking at the interface of the voice call, the eight-character motto "accepting orders seriously and all can win" appeared in his mind unconsciously, and the pleasant and cold male voice in his memory was like a timely rain, burning Ye Suyu's heart The flames that got up were extinguished a little.
After hesitating for a while, Ye Suyu deleted the yin and yang words that had not yet been sent, his raised Erlang legs trembled, and after a few seconds, he still connected to the voice call under the temptation of hearing a pleasant voice.
Squeezing, squeaking, a slight electric sound passed by.
Zhou Jing rubbed her fingers, resisted the desire to smoke, put the phone close to her cheek, and said, "Sorry, the phone is too stuck, so it's hard to type."
While apologizing, Zhou Jing continued to recite "1000 yuan" silently in her heart.
……Hold.
"1000 yuan" listened to the male voice in the earphones, and was obviously stunned for a while.
The flame that had just burned in his heart struggled helplessly, and was completely extinguished.
"What's your steamid? I'm free now, go online."
The slightly hoarse deep male voice kept falling into Ye Suyu's ears. This voice reminded Ye Suyu of the cold north wind blowing through the pine trees on the rocks.
The texture is like an epee that has passed through blood, clanging and clear.
Ye Suyu used to think that other people's words to describe his voice were too exaggerated, but now, listening to this voice, he felt that it was not too much to use more flowery words to describe it.
In short, it's "fucking good".
Ye Suyu has never been a good person, he doesn't care about meat and vegetables, he doesn't care about men and women, as long as they are good-looking and have a good voice, he likes... and wants them all.
In front of this voice, what is it to give him three 1s?Even if you only answer him 1 in the future, there is no problem!The smiley eyes blinked slightly, and Ye Suyu's face could no longer see the thought of wanting to kill someone just now, and he carefully adjusted the headset to a suitable position.
After a short period of silence, Zhou Jing's sweet and agile girlish voice filled with a smile came from the poor-sounding external microphone in Zhou Jing's hand.
The girl's voice was full of surprise.
"Wow……
Chapter 3 Strawberry Crunchy Shark "Didn't you order my order before, and never heard my voice?" Zhou Jing was completely unmoved by the sweet girlish voice and the shyness in that tone, like a puzzled The flirtatious straight man keenly found the brilliance in the boss's words.
Strawberry Crunchy Shark dragged out an "Ah—" over there, and said aggrievedly, "It's not that God Z only said a few words last time, and I didn't hear them clearly."
The ending of the girlish voice is soft and sweet, as if she is acting like a baby.
...Rubbing his forehead, listening to the strawberry crunchy shark in the voice seems to have a tendency to diverge from this topic, Zhou Jing found "strawberry crunchy shark" on steam on his own and added it, then interrupted the boss discourse.
"I added you."
Winter Project is a survival game that is a bit like Werewolf Killing.
Ye Suyu chooses Zhou Jing to play this game with him, the reason is very simple - this game requires talking.
"Okay, then we'll see you in the game, I'll hang up the voice first!" Ye Suyu didn't say anything more, he knew the truth that too much is too late, so he simply hung up the voice, and then connected the external microphone to the computer.
He carefully adjusted the sound card for Strawberry Crunchy Shark, trying to make the sound natural and close to his face, and the female voice conjured up is even [-] to [-]% similar to Ye Yingying's voice.
Those who have had CP with Strawberry Crispy Shark are all experienced Internet experts, but no one has ever doubted the authenticity of Strawberry Crispy Shark's voice and photos—seven parts are false and three parts are true, Ye Suyu fabricated the person The intensity is always just right.
Opening the Winter Project, Ye Suyu created a locked game room, and then invited "Zzzz" who had just become his friend to enter.
The other side was obviously guarding in front of the computer, and was pulled into the room almost in a second.
There is a golden thumb on the side of Strawberry Crunch Shark's ID - this is a sign that the number of likes has reached a certain amount when the game is settled. It is clear that Strawberry Crunch Shark has been playing for a long time, and "Zzzz" Next to the ID is a simple small brass logo.
Press the space bar to speak, this time the sweet and lively girlish voice appeared in Zhou Jing's earphones without the influence of noisy current and noise.
"Hey, hey, can God Z hear you?" It sounded pretty good.
Zhou Jing's boss has many good voices, but he can't deny that this voice is considered high-quality among his bosses.
Zhou Jing also pressed the space bar and replied, "Yes, there is wheat."
"Then I opened the room!" Crispy Shark said briskly.
It was eleven o'clock in the evening, and it was the most active time for gamers. It didn't take long for the room to be full.
"Everyone try Mai Ya, is there anyone who can't talk?" Zhou Jing listened to Crispy Shark's proficiency.
Most of the players who played this game were boys, and when they were blown away by such a nice girly voice, they started talking on the mics downstairs.
"Didi Didi's mic on the third floor! The voice of the hostess is so nice!" "No mic, no mic, no mic."
"Fuck, the owner of the house and my brother didn't follow, can you kick someone?" room to leave.
"Okay, I'm on."
Crunchy Shark smiled and clicked Ready, and the room full of people immediately entered the game loading interface.
After the black screen passed, eight people crammed into the cabin at the birth point.
There are two traitors in Project Winter's eight-player game, nicknamed wolves by the players, whose goal is to sabotage the escape of the survivors.
The remaining six players will randomly become survivors, soldiers, scientists and other roles. They need to repair the two facilities on the island, and send a signal to call for escape tools to leave the island before the heavy winter snowstorm.
Like Werewolf Killing, except for the traitors who know each other's identities, other people have no vision.
Roughly speaking, this is a faction survival game that can deceive each other.
In this round, Ye Suyu's random identity was Baiban—that is, a survivor with no function like a villager.
He controlled the fat game figure wearing a wolf-head cape to walk out of the cabin, and the bluffing voices of passers-by and players came from the earphones.
"Wolf cub, wolf cub, who loves fried rice with eggs is a wolf cub!" ——Wolf cubs have traitor skills
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