Accidentally landed

The voice call was hung up.

Zhou Jing looked at the chat interface on the phone that jumped back, was silent for two seconds, then straightened up again, and picked up the fountain pen.

——Sure enough, I was scared back.

This result was within his expectations.

If you think about it with your toes, you know how it is possible for someone like Su Ye to be his dog.

Although the result had been expected long ago, Zhou Jing still felt a bit of pity—after all, people like Suye who can make troubles without giving up easily and still have an appetite for him are really rare.

But this regrettable thought stayed in his heart for a few seconds at most, and then disappeared.

He still has a lot of things to do, and he will go back to school for the exam soon, so he has to make sure everything is safe.

With the salty sea breeze blowing, Ye Suyu returned to the villa with feet full of sand.

The sand was hard on the feet, Ye Suyu walked to the pool, turned on the tap and began to flush himself.

The cold water washed the soles of his feet, and the sand was carried away by the current, but it couldn't take away the complicated thoughts in his heart.

From now on, you have to be my dog.

When, I, the, dog.

Stupid?Is this fucking idiot?Ye Suyu washed his feet clean, and when he thought of what ZZZZ said just now, he couldn't restrain himself from laughing angrily.

After turning off the faucet, Ye Suyu threw the water pipe in his hand, imagining that the water pipe was ZZZZ, and stepped on it hard.

If you give three points of color, you really dare to open a dyeing workshop, whatever you want, whoever loves to accompany whoever, anyway, Ye Suyu can't afford to accompany such an overconfident thing.

Ye Suyu felt that all the outrageous incidents he encountered during his life were concentrated in the period after he met ZZZZ. Anyway, he never imagined during this period, that someone dared to make such a request to him.

The crushed plastic water pipe lay pitifully on the ground. Ye Suyu kicked on his slippers and walked into the living room, opened the door of the refrigerator, and took out a can of beer.

Unzipping the tab with one hand, Ye Suyu raised his neck and swallowed the bitterly cold beer one gulp after another.

Everything happened so fast that Ye Suyu drank a whole can of beer before calming down his brain that was about to explode due to overheating.

Not only did he not get any results from the plan he had carefully prepared for so many days, but he sent it up to give the other party a chance to humiliate himself. Even though Ye Suyu was usually confident, he would inevitably have some self-doubt now.

Leaning against the refrigerator, Ye Suyu held up an empty beer can, looked at the messy living room, and fell into a huge confusion after getting angry.

The friends who had been making a fuss in the living room just now dispersed like birds and beasts, and Ye Yingying disappeared.

The light from the chandelier hit Ye Suyu's body, casting a lonely shadow.

When Li Lishan came down from upstairs, what he saw was his friend doubting life like a defeated rooster.

When did Ye Suyu not calm down in front of people, as if the world was in my hands?Li Lishan looked at Ye Suyu's appearance, feeling strange and gloating. If it wasn't for him not being able to get better at this time, he would definitely inform Ye Yingying to come and observe.

Walking to the refrigerator, Li Lishan also opened the refrigerator door, took out beer, and poured tons of beer down his throat.

Ye Suyu glanced at his friend who looked ashamed, paused for a moment while drinking, and asked, "A spring night is worth a thousand dollars, why did you come down to drink alone?" Li Lishan didn't expect Ye Suyu to have such a picture Looking good, and still in the mood to meddle in his business, those phoenix-eyed eyelids lifted, and said angrily, "None of your business."

Ye Suyu didn't continue to ask, he turned his head and continued to doubt his own life.

The lights were dim, and the two brothers stood on one side, like two door gods guarding the refrigerator, each drinking dull wine.

Everyone knows that drinking like this is the easiest way to get drunk.

I don't know who started to get drunk first, and put an arm on the other's shoulder. Gradually, the two of them got closer and closer, and finally sat on the floor with their shoulders crossed and their backs leaning against the refrigerator, and began to cry.

"Wuuuuuu...Su, Su Lingxiu, she, she is too deceitful!!! Hiccup!!!" Li Lishan's pair of phoenix eyes that usually look cold are now full of grievances, and the ends of the eyes are also red.

"Lichier, she, what did she do! Tell me, I'll help you!" Ye Suyu slammed the beer can on the ground with one hand, and roared with impunity, "Brother who dares to bully me, I will help you!" , I and her are at odds!" "She...she insists on sleeping with me!" Li Lishan said as if he had imagined something in his head, his face and neck flushed, "I don't want to, she just, she Just lie on my bed and stay!" "..." Ye Suyu opened his mouth after hearing Li Lishan's accusation, but he couldn't continue denouncing against his will.

"Lichier, I, I think... Sleeping with Su Lingxiu, you earned it."

"!!!" Li Lishan's eyebrows flew up when he heard his brother's instant defection, "I! I don't want to sleep! I just want to study hard! Study hard!" "Why, Li Zhier, sleep, sleep and sleep!" There is no conflict in studying, right? One day and one night..." "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." , Now his taste buds have been paralyzed and he can't feel the taste, he just repeats the action of drinking mechanically, his brain is dizzy, the lights are dangling in front of his eyes, and countless layers of double images appear.

In a daze, Ye Suyu did not forget to pat his brother on the shoulder, and encouraged him: "Study hard, you should study hard, you know Lizhi, we, study hard, and contribute to the country!" "Yes, you You think so too!" Li Lishan never got support from Ye Suyu and Ye Yingying, and it was the first time he was recognized by his friends, and he was so excited that he burst into tears, "Learning is the most important thing!!!" Ye Suyu was rushed over Li Lishan shook his shoulders until he became dizzy, and he felt the urge to vomit, so he hurriedly and weakly stopped his friend who was starting to get drunk: "Don't, don't fucking shake me, I'm going to vomit!" There was another flurry of movements, Ye Suyu said After vomiting weakly and coming back from the toilet, he collapsed next to Li Lishan, and Li Lishan, who was drunk, immediately stuffed him with a can of wine.

"Xiaoyu, keep drinking! Tonight, we won't go home until we're drunk!"...Ye Suyu felt like he was going to be drunk to death.

He was like a piece of carrion soaked in alcohol, he didn't even have the strength to move his fingers, only the voice of that person still flashed in his mind from time to time.

"Be my dog, be my dog..." The voice is still rhythmic, exactly the same as a popular song "Be My Cat".

Before he knew it, Ye Suyu hummed.

"Hi'er, Xiaoyu, what are you singing about? Shouldn't you be my cat? Why did you become a dog?" It’s forever! Dog, that’s right, that’s garbage!” Li Lishan, who was drunk, was so lively that he seemed to have liberated his nature, and accidentally exposed the fact that he often surfed the Internet.

Although Ye Suyu didn't have a position on whether it was a cat or a dog, but when he heard Li Lishan's words, he subconsciously started to fight back.

"Who said that dogs are the cutest!" "Cats!!!" "Dogs!!!" "Meow meow meow meow—" "Wow woof woof—"..."Why do you want to meow like a cat? ? Are you sick?" "You're the one who started singing about being my dog ​​first, and you're sick!" I felt like vomiting.

Ye Suyu held his stomach in pain, but he didn't have the strength to go to the toilet again.

Next to the ear, Li Lishan was still beeping like a repeater.

"Why is it a dog? Why is it a dog?" Ye Suyu's brain was empty, he just wanted to be freed from the curse of Tang Monk chanting scriptures, and subconsciously replied, "Because someone asked me to be his dog just now."

As soon as the voice fell, both of them fell silent.

A deadly silence passed between the two of them, Ye Suyu was taken aback by his sudden self-revelation, and a few wisps of his floating sanity came back.

Li Lishan, who also returned to his sanity, slowly struggled to sit up, his pair of phoenix eyes were shining, staring at his own hair.

After a few seconds of relative silence, Ye Suyu saw Li Lishan's mouth slightly opened, and spit out two excited syllables.

"--Wow."

It’s over.

Ye Suyu moved back slightly.

Immediately afterwards, the problem hit him like a storm.

"What does it mean to be his dog? Is the main pet PLAY?" "Ye Suyu, are you playing this big now?" "Who is it, is it the Z you mentioned last time?"" Xiaoyu, so you want to be his dog! What does it feel like to be a dog? Do you want to bark like a dog? How about you usually say master?" "But I don't think it's strange that this kind of thing happened to you, I I told you last time that you will suffer retribution sooner or later, look, retribution is coming, haha!" "Did you drink because of this matter, didn't you, you actually drank because of this matter?" "No way, do you really consider being a dog for this person!!!" "!!! Do I want to stay away from you in the future!!!!"... Help.

Ye Suyu was entangled by Li Lishan like an octopus, and turned his head away in love.

Destroy the world, really.

The author has something to say: After a few years.

Su Lingxiu and Zhou Jing sat together.

One man played with his nails and said, "My cat is the cutest in the world.

"Another said: 'My dog ​​is the most obedient in the world.

"Then go home alone to serve the cat ancestor who is obsessed with work, and go to the banquet alone to catch the uncle dog who is having fun everywhere.

Before falling in love, Zhou was arrogant, but after falling in love, Ye was full of firepower.

Don't worry everyone, each has its own battlefield, and none of them are fuel-efficient lamps.