Chasing a wife does not happen overnight

I am a ray of lonely soul wandering between heaven and earth for a long time.

It's hard to say, it's pitiful enough to be a lonely ghost, but everyone forgets his size and name, this lonely ghost is really sad!

I originally thought that when the messenger came and arrested me to go to the underworld, and when I talked about the merits and demerits of this life, I could ask the lord of the underworld.But I didn't realize it, when I woke up, I waited and looked around there, for fear that I would miss the wrong person who came to arrest me.The place where I used to sit was so disturbed by the yin that not a single blade of grass grew, and there was no sign of yin.

When I woke up, I was in a valley where hundreds of flowers were blooming, especially a piece of red lotus blooming. I woke up in this piece of red lotus.Although I didn't see my body, I thought it wouldn't be too far away, and I didn't want to see my body covered in maggots, ants and mosquitoes after death, so I didn't look for it.I just sat in the valley obediently and waited, but I didn't wait for the result.

I once thought that maybe there are more people who have died recently, and the errands are too busy, so I went to ask other ghosts by myself.Unexpectedly, the ghost with teeth and claws in front of the man ran very fast when he saw me, as if he was afraid that I would eat them, how strange!

I am a ghost, and ordinary things cannot reflect my appearance, so I still don't know what I look like.But when she lowered her head, the skirt skirt made of Yunjin was embroidered with elegant orchids, and covered with a purple gauze dress, it was clear that she must be a lady from a wealthy family.The chest is not bad, the legs are slender and straight, and the waist is slender. Presumably with such a good figure, even if the face is poor, it will not scare some ghosts so much.

How strange!

Speaking of my figure, I need to mention a few more things.Even though every time I lower my head, the chest reveals my gender, but I always feel that it shouldn't be!

I shouldn't be a woman, I should be a man, so it's even weirder!

One day, I scared away another group of ghosts, and the small village here became much more peaceful.Since I discovered that I have the function of exorcising evil spirits and avoiding ghosts, I sat in that valley for several days, seeing that the flowers and plants all over the mountains and plains were almost wiped out by me, and the red lotus in the pool bloomed more and more coquettishly. I can't sit still.

That red lotus, I'm afraid it's a bit tricky.It's not that it caused any troubles, but every time I saw it, there was always a very uncomfortable place in my chest.My thin soul can't bear to toss, so I don't stay in the ruined flowers and plants anymore, and fluttered out of the valley.

More than a hundred miles away from the mouth of the valley, there is a small village at a fixed point every day, and the collective smoke rises three times.I haven't been popular for a long time, and seeing the kindness of the cooker smoke, I stayed and slept on a dead tree on weekdays.

I didn't dare to approach the house, for fear of shortening their lifespan. Even if I lived in a tree, I was afraid of ruining the lush branches and leaves of others, so I simply picked a thicker dead tree.Speaking of which, I am a ghost, but I am really the only kindness!

This small village is very haunted by ghosts, many children cry at night, and the adults keep their eyes open all night, for fear that their children will be seduced by ghosts.

Speaking of people, what a wise creature!The ghost never said anything, how did they know that he was here to seduce the soul of a child?I'm afraid it's just a wild guess!But I have to say, unfortunately they guessed it right!Children's souls are unstable, and for Li Gui, they are the most luscious and nourishing.

After the children of two families in the village became idiots, there was finally a discerning person, that is, the one who talked the most in the village.Oh, by the way, call the village chief!After leaving the village, I invited an expert to come back to drive away the ghosts.

What kind of tall man is that?I intentionally floated in front of him, stretched out a hand in front of his face, and shook it so hard that I almost slapped it.But he didn't look sideways, he made it clear that he didn't see me, and he couldn't even see ghosts, so what kind of ghosts did he come to drive away.

A series of "masters" with magic sticks came to perform several rituals, the scene was quite grand, and the thank you gifts were quite generous.After eating and drinking enough, he accepted the gratitude of the people in the village, and left contentedly, leaving the village in dire straits.

Another day, the child kept crying at night, and the previous "superior" did ritual rituals for three consecutive days, but it didn't work.I heard several clan elders and the head of the village were discussing to invite an expert again, and I sighed in my heart. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, helping them, and maybe they will have a good pregnancy in the next life, at least don’t be like that. Now like this, I don't even know who I am.

Thinking about it, I drifted to the den of the ghosts, the low house that had been abandoned for a long time.As soon as he appeared, the evil spirits fled in all directions.Alas, I thought I could flick my sleeves and put on a posture, what are you doing to spoil the fun!

That's all, in short, the help that should be done is over, so it will save effort.I turned around and was about to float away, but out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a vague shadow.Taking a closer look, hey, it turned out to be a bullied little brat, shaking like chaff in a corner.Sensing that I was approaching, he held his head and shook more and more vigorously, as if he was about to shake his soul away.

Could it be that my face is really unbearable, otherwise how could I scare a kid like this?

"Hey! Little ghost." Since I scared away batch after batch of ghosts at first, I didn't have the intention to ask them again, and I didn't speak again.Listening to it after a long time, this voice is still the same as before, like the sound of nature, I am very satisfied.

It's just that the little ghost in front of him doesn't know how to appreciate it, and the soul is really about to shake away when he sees it. "Ah—" There was a ghostly howling piercing ear buzzing, and I covered my ears and couldn't help feeling angry.

"What is the ghost screaming! What's wrong with you, old lady? Shut up!" After the roar, it really shut up, and I felt a little more at ease, and I became more amiable when I spoke.

"Little devil, turn around and show me to sister." I coaxed.

The kid turned around tremblingly, his face was stained with tears, it was really pitiful.When I took a closer look, it looked familiar. Fortunately, I didn't see many people, so I quickly remembered it.

The little ghost's surname is Li, and his nickname is Gougou. He is a very clever little doll. Apart from being noisy, he is still very lovable.

I saw that he was fine during the day, but I didn't have a moment of peace during the afternoon nap because of the noise, but now I became a ghost.It's a coincidence that I just came here. After a while at night, the dog may become the belly of the ghost.I don't know if sending him back now will save him.

"Dog dog, can my sister take you home?"

"Huh? You... how do you know that my name is a dog?" The little head that was lowered finally lifted up, with doubts on his face.

Nonsense, I take a nap every day, and I'm afraid I will wake you up at least three times out of five. If I don't know you again, then I deserve it because I don't even remember my first and last name.Even though I thought so in my heart, facing that little face that was about to cry, I still had to be kind to him.

"Don't worry about it, I..." I was about to send it home, but it howled loudly, tears falling down like broken beads.

"Ahhhhhhh——you want to eat me, but you still don't want me to be a fool! My grandma is always stupid, and my mother calls her a fool in private, I don't want to be a fool! Ah—— "

"I'm not going to eat you..." I said patiently, but was interrupted again.

"Liar!" The two words blocked my enthusiasm for helping others in my chest, and I felt uncomfortable.

"The group of ghosts wanted to eat me just now, and they said that I was very nutritious. They were all afraid of you. You are stronger than them. For sure, they would definitely want to eat me more. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm very nutritious. They're all afraid of you. You're stronger than them. She couldn't stop crying, the tears gathered under her chin and flowed into the skirt of her clothes, which was quite spectacular.

I said helplessly, "I chased those ghosts away to send you home, you..."

"Liar!" These two words again, no matter how kind-hearted I am, I can't bear it anymore, and I vaguely feel the veins on my forehead bulging.

"Every time the storyteller talks about bullies bullying good people and bandits robbing Taoists, he always says, I'll send you home, and then I'll chop off people's heads and kick them with a knife. You, you must want to kick my head too. Whoa whoa whoa—”

I don't want to talk to it anymore, it hurts!The last sentence it said was pleasant, I really want to kick his head, kick hard!

I didn't say a word for a long while, but it finally dried up its tears and turned to look at me with a cautious face, afraid that I would change my temperament and eat it.Alas, that's all, at such a young age, it's a pity that I can't have the same knowledge as him.

"You, you really don't want to eat me?" The crisp childish voice sounded, trembling faintly. If the voice was not so noisy, it would definitely be more pleasing.I nodded.

"Are you really going to take me home?" it asked again.

I nod again.

"Then, then you go ahead, I'll follow you." The little face looked at me expectantly, and I turned around and floated ahead.

As I was walking, the little ghost seemed to be more at ease with me, and wanted to hold my hand, but I couldn't dodge it, and then I heard another ghost scream, "Ah—"

"It hurts! Whoa whoa—" The kid held his hands together and looked at me wronged.I felt ashamed, so I went to coax it short.

"Doggie, men and women can't kiss each other. My sister is a woman and you are a man. You can't just touch my sister's hand."

It nodded half-understanding, then turned its eyes and asked me again: "Then my father and mother are intimate, why don't they cry out for pain?"

"Uh..." I originally saw this kid peeking at a girl who hadn't left the court in the village taking a bath, and I wanted to take this opportunity to deceive him, so as to prevent him from growing into a rogue-like character in the future.But I didn't expect the parents of this family to be like this, so -- no wonder, no wonder!

But I still have to continue to lie to him: "Your father and mother are married, so naturally they can make out. If you get married, then you can make out with your mother."

"Then sister, how about I marry you?"

"Huh???" This brat looked naive and slightly shy, but what he said made people laugh and cry.

"Because we're married, I can hold my sister's hand. Isn't that my sister?" It raised its small face and looked at me, with tears still hanging from its long eyelashes.

I said bluntly: "Why do you want to marry my sister?"

"Sister is beautiful! Sister Guigui is the prettiest sister in the village. After Jiji, many people came to propose marriage. My mother said it was because she was beautiful. I want to marry a good-looking woman. My sister is much prettier than her. I want Marry my sister."

What I said was full of nonsense, but I was very happy to hear the "good-looking" in the left and right sentences, so it seems that I am not bad looking.I've seen that girl named Gui Gui before, she is a beautiful woman, it is said that she is the best among the daughters with a radius of hundreds of miles.In this way, hehe, I am actually more beautiful than her!

The kid still wanted to pull me, but I gave him one of the sleeves, but he couldn't pull his hand.At the beginning, when I asked a ghost with me, I accidentally destroyed half of its arm. Since then, I dare not approach them again, for fear that if I am not careful, I will do something wrong again.

The little ghost was still making noise all the way, so I moved forward without talking to it, and arrived in front of its house in a short while.

"Go, just lie down when you see your body. If it doesn't work, come out and find me." It went back and forth, and I couldn't rest assured, but I can't get close to the living, I don't know if it will be damaged How much life do they have.

I waited outside for a long while without seeing it come out again, finally I felt relieved, and left too, still having the joy of knowing that I was not an ugly monster, but a beauty.