Chasing a wife does not happen overnight

I didn’t know about these things when I was young, and I never thought about reading the books of erotic pictures. Later, Uncle Yang was strict and never allowed me to read them, so until now I have never known what erotic pictures look like. .I couldn't suppress my curiosity, so I took a look at the door, um, it was closed, and I felt much more relaxed.But I thought about it again, this was given to me by Uncle Yang, so I just looked at it, what are you afraid of?Then he picked up the booklet and spread it out on the table to appreciate page by page.

Tsk tsk, as expected, Uncle Yang begged for more than an hour. This posture is really tricky and miraculous.But, can ordinary people really be as soft as the waist of the person in this painting?Furthermore, what would Uncle Yang do for me?I finally forgot about this problem, put down the booklet and ran to the kitchen.As soon as he entered the kitchen, the aroma was tangy, and the belly screamed happily again.

Uncle Yang happened to put the braised pork ribs on a plate, and there was still a little left in the pot. He saw me and said, "Boy, look at your gluttony, are you hungry? Come, eat the leftovers in this pot first." Rubbing over, he took a pair of chopsticks and started eating with the pot, let's not care about the appearance of the food for the time being, it is really not elegant to eat in front of the stove.Uncle Yang took another pot and continued to cook, and I sat beside the stove and ate happily, completely forgetting why I came here in the first place.

I didn't think about it until dinner was complete. "Uncle Yang, why did you give me that booklet?"

Uncle Yang was drinking tea, and glanced at me: "In less than three days, it will be your wedding day. By then, you will be a new wife, so you must know how to serve your husband. Besides, you and Shen I’m afraid it’s the first time, so it will inevitably hurt you, I asked someone to choose from that booklet, you go back and read it, the one marked with red pen is suitable for your wedding night, so as to save you from suffering.”

Uncle Yang is old and unscrupulous, he doesn't feel at all uncomfortable when he speaks such embarrassing words, it seems that he is not talking about the privateness of the man's bed, but the moon is perfectly round tonight, such cultivation is really advanced!

I silently cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks. I planned to have another cup of tea with Uncle Yang, but Uncle Yang pushed me back to my room: "Take a good look at the booklet in these two days, go."

The lights in the room were still on, so I sat at the table and flipped through the booklet. I deliberately studied the red pen markings carefully, but it was only superficial on the paper. Whether I read it or not, the difference is nothing more than It's just that I didn't know how the friendship between men was carried out before, but now I know it.

I blew out the light and lay down on the bed, thinking, am I okay with this?After all, Shen Tu and I have only known each other for a few days, and it's really not enough to do such an intimate thing.My mind was in a mess for a while, and my heart was also very irritable. I pulled the quilt over my head and went to sleep. The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. At worst, I will discuss it with Shen Tu, since he said he would treat me well. Will not force me to do that with him.

This sleep was very refreshing, if Uncle Yang didn't mention the erotic book during breakfast, I would be even more relieved.

As soon as I took a mouthful of porridge, the unscrupulous old man approached mysteriously: "Boy, do you see any tricks?"

It's a pity that it took me so much perseverance to hold it back, and I didn't spray this gruel all over his face.After finally recovering my breath, I asked a question without thinking, and Uncle Yang never talked to me about the erotic book.

What I asked was: "Did your mother teach you this when you were married?"

After asking, I really wanted to sew my mouth shut.After Uncle Yang finished saying this, the smile on his face receded, and after sitting quietly for a while, he said, "If you don't want to learn, Shen Tu will listen to everything on the wedding night. I'm a little tired, so you're so excited to see the tea house today." Take it easy." After saying that, he went back to his own room.I looked at the bowl of gruel on the table that Uncle Yang had just taken a few mouthfuls of, and fell silent.

Uncle Yang hasn't come out since he entered the room, and I didn't go to the teahouse either. I moved a bench and sat at the door, looking straight at Uncle Yang's room. From morning to night, he didn't even go out at lunch time.I sat on the bench with my chin in my hands, watching the fiery red sun set, my legs numb from sitting upright, but I didn't dare to disturb him.At this time, even an apology is unjustifiable, it just makes him sad.

The sky was getting dark, and the lights in Uncle Yang's room were not lit. I didn't withdraw the bench and go back to the room until the moon was in the middle of the sky.Only now did I realize that what I was most afraid of was Uncle Yang's silence, which was more terrifying than his beating me up. It was a very torturous feeling that I was in a state of confusion.

I fell asleep anxiously, never thinking that what I saw the next day was still the old and unscrupulous spring breeze blowing on my face, as if what I said yesterday was just a dream of mine.Thinking about it, since Uncle Yang intends to treat it as if it didn't happen, I won't mention it any more.It's just that after this encounter, Uncle Yang already knows that I know that he was married, and I don't know how to avoid it in the future.

Uncle Yang waved a pair of chopsticks in front of my eyes: "Boy, what are you thinking? Did you hear what I said to you just now?"

"Huh?" I was restless all day yesterday and slept late, so I really don't have much energy today.In addition, just now my mind was full of what happened yesterday, Uncle Yang said something, I really didn't listen to a word.

"Oh!" Uncle Yang sighed, "I said, your wedding dress is ready, and it will be delivered today. You can try it on then, and if it doesn't fit, you can change it today." He also said, "Like you This stupidity, what can I do in the future?"

I just left Uncle Yang to think wildly, since he is fine, I have to catch up on sleep.I slept very peacefully this time, but it wasn't long, the wedding dress was delivered, and Uncle Yang pulled me out of the quilt with a happy face.I stood still in front of the mirror with half-opened sleepy eyes, but did not move for a long time. Uncle Yang sighed and came to change my clothes with his own hands.

After reading about it for a while, my eyelids were glued together. Uncle Yang slapped my drowsiness away, and I patted my painful shoulder with one hand, while yawning, I muttered: "Uncle , you can tap lightly."

"I'm going to sleep until tomorrow when I get married. Let's take a look, this dress is really ironic." Then, Uncle Yang pulled me to the biggest mirror in my room, and I was caught in the mirror. The person in front of me was startled, for some reason, when I saw the person covered in bright red, I was reminded of the erotic dream I had not long ago. In the dream, the person had a pair of ruby-red eyes that were not fully covered, but I At that time, I felt that he should wear red clothes, red clothes like fire.

A teasing voice brought me back to reality: "What? I've never seen myself so handsome, are you dumbfounded?" Uncle Yang helped me pull up the hem of my clothes, and then I stared carefully at the person in the mirror, dressed in red , the fair face was reflected by the red of the cloth, which made the eyebrows picturesque and the skin like jade.If it was not long ago, I would have been complacent, but today I saw myself in the mirror, and I didn't feel complacent at all.When I remembered the face of the person in the dream that day, something seemed to press on my heart, and I couldn't help but look away from the mirror.

"Uncle Yang, this dress is very nice, you don't need to change it." I turned around and changed the wedding dress on my body.Uncle Yang gave me orders for a long time, looked at me with complicated eyes for a long time, and finally got up and went out to work.

Before dawn, I was pulled up again.In the past two days, Zhou Gong and I have not dealt with each other very well, so we can't have a good meeting for a while.Men don't need to wear any makeup when they get married, but I am the one who is going to get married, so I have to use makeup to even out my face.That thin layer of makeup made me sneeze several times.As soon as there was a loud sneeze, Xi Niang, who was putting powder on me, covered her lips and smiled, her posture was very coquettish.Thinking about the fact that I will have to guard a tough man until I die of old age, I am afraid I will never see such a pleasing posture, so I can't help but look at it a few more times.

Uncle Yang patted my shoulder again, I shyly withdrew my wandering glances, sat very dignifiedly and waited for Xi Niang to smear me with powder.Afterwards, there was a lot of grooming and grooming. It is so troublesome for a man to get married. Wouldn't it be necessary for a woman to get rid of a layer of skin when she gets married!

After all the tossing and tossing was over, it was broad daylight, Xi Niang opened the window, I glanced out from the window, I slept too long yesterday, I didn't notice, the whole house was red, very festive.I saw myself wearing a wedding dress yesterday, but the oppression in my chest was gone now, as if driven away by the festivities in this courtyard. I think it is not unreasonable to say that it is not unreasonable to say that it is common to come to a rich family.

Just thinking about it, a festive ensemble of horns and suonas came from far and near, Xiao Linzi rushed to the door: "Shen's mansion is here to pick you up!" I was so sad that my wonderful life was married before it even started .

Yesterday Uncle Yang instructed me to observe the etiquette for a long time, but I didn't remember it very well. In short, I did as Xi Niang taught me, until I rode with Shen Tu, but there was no mistake at all, at least from Uncle Yang's instructions. From the look on his face, there should be nothing wrong.In the tradition of Xihua, the marriage between a man and a man does not need to sit in a sedan chair and cover the red hijab like a woman gets married, but only two people ride a horse together. This is a wedding ceremony.

Although I still have concerns about marrying a man in my heart, I have to say that Shen Tu's appearance really wins my heart, especially today's red dress, which makes him look like a banished fairy.In this way, it made me lose my mind about this marriage a lot.

Kobayashi said that there are many women who are unwilling to marry in every possible way, and some brides even cry bitterly when they marry, but they love their husbands and husbands just like honey. Women are average.

I beat up Xiao Lin, and after feeling relieved, I finally calmed down and savored his words carefully. I felt that there was some truth in it.According to Xiao Lin, if it is a woman, it is inevitable to be ashamed, and then coquettishly say "you are talking nonsense", but how could I be as cowardly as a woman, so I calmly acquiesced in my heart.

Most young boys have a dream of a beauty in their arms, and I naturally have it too. Today it finally came true, and I sat in the arms of a beauty all the way.I think it was because I knew that there was a beautiful woman sitting behind me, so I was a little nervous, and my hands were a little tight.The horse whose mane was tightly grasped by me would shake it from time to time to escape my clutches, but I grabbed my hand again after a while.

After a few rounds, a big hand held mine, and there was still a gentle voice in my ear: "Are you nervous?"

I let go of the hand holding the horse's mane, and turned to look at Shen Tu, he was sitting taller than me, so I had to look up at him.But I didn't want to, he lowered his head in the same posture as my head up, and the moment his lips touched, my mind went blank, so the perception of the outside world was much clearer, and there were successive gasps on the side of the road, presumably theirs As surprised as I am.

"On the street, do you really know how to be ashamed!" I pushed Shen Tu away, if it wasn't covered with makeup, my face might be blushing at this moment.

Shen Tu didn't seem to shy away from this: "Didn't you ask me to kiss you just now?"

This man is actually spitting blood! "Who made you kiss?"

"Looking up at me with a smile on your face like you, what is it if you're not asking for a kiss?" He said it calmly, as if this was a perfectly normal thing, and I couldn't help but feel a little suspicious in my heart. He is very familiar with Fengyue affairs, so he is already a veteran!

I grabbed his lapel with one hand: "Tell me, have you rolled in Fengyuechang several times?"