Chasing a wife does not happen overnight

Unfortunately, it is only on this day of the year that Uncle Yang allows me to come out to see the world. On weekdays, I am ashamed to mention that I have lived in this charming alley full of makeup for three years, but I have never been able to go in and have a good time. !

For one thing, Uncle Yang never gave me extra money, and I was only a storyteller in the teahouse as a contribution to my old Yang family.Second, Uncle Yang is determined to marry me off, so he will not allow me to enter such a place.Therefore, I have lived for 19 years in vain, but I don't know what it's like to be a woman!

In my sigh, the game is over, Xiaoguan Guan wins, the result is as early as I expected, Xihua masculinity prevails, and marriages between men can be seen everywhere. It is said that women are inferior to men in some aspects , Unfortunately, I don't know what these aspects are.

Regarding the marriage between a man and a man, it is said that it started from the beginning of the country with the first emperor and the first prime minister. It is a pity that although the two were in love, they were unable to stay together due to the pressure of the world, and they both died young. Lived forty years.The new emperor was grateful for Xiangguo's merits, and even the three princes intervened to posthumously confer the title of empress, which was recorded in the clan genealogy, and Xiangguo's younger sister accepted the gift on his behalf, but the woman did not die well because of this.

Alas, it's getting a bit far away. Regardless of the details of those things back then, the general situation is well known to the world.In short, since then, men can intermarry.

Although it is said that Uncle Yang wants to marry me, I don't know much about men's marriages, but I don't know who said that if a man marries a man, they will drink wine mixed with the blood of both parties at the wedding to make an oath , never give up in this life.I just listen to this as a joke, if only a glass of blood wine can tie the lives of two people together, how can there be so many tragedies in the world?

After watching the excitement, the crowd poured into the gate of Charming Alley. After seeing such a sultry beauty all day, how can I be worthy of myself if I don’t enjoy it at night?Unfortunately, none of this has anything to do with me.

Turning around, Shen Tu had already jumped down and was standing under the tree looking up at me. I stood up and clapped my hands, just about to show off my young master's qinggong. Unexpectedly, after sitting for a long time, my legs felt numb, the soles of my feet slipped and I fell headfirst.It seems that today's intimacy with the earth is inevitable, I hope I don't ruin my face, as Uncle Yang said, all I have is a clever mouth and this face.

I was praying in my heart, and I fell into a warm embrace, with orchid fragrance lingering on the tip of my nose, I couldn't help but take a deep breath, feeling refreshed.

There was laughter from above my head, I stood up straight, and asked rather uncomfortably: "Shen Tu, what do you use to smoke your body? It's so refreshing orchid fragrance."

"It's not smoked with anything. I like orchids. I have a lot of orchids in my house. I often take care of them, and my body is dyed with fragrance."

"Then take me to your house some other day, and I'll smoke it too."

"Okay." He still smiled and agreed, as if he didn't think my request was abrupt.

Seeing that it was already getting late, on a day like today, there are not many guests in the teahouse, so dinner is much earlier than usual on this day every year, if I don't go back earlier, Uncle Yang will definitely not save dinner for me.I hurriedly said goodbye to Shen Tu and ran towards the house, I ran too fast and bumped into the shoulder of the oncoming person.

"sorry."

"No problem." Hearing this clear voice, I took a closer look in the darkening twilight, ho, another beauty!Still a woman!Could it be that God took pity on me and gifted me a beauty?However, the beauty only finished those two words and continued to move forward. After a while of regret, she continued to run back, but finally felt itchy in her heart, and couldn't help but look back.

But seeing the beauty stopped in front of Li Yan, she didn't know what she was talking to him, she turned to look at me, but couldn't see the expression clearly.It's not that I'm being sentimental, the beauties are indeed looking at me, apart from me, there is no one else on this street, if there are any, they are all in the girls' rooms.The beauty turned her head and left with Li Yan.

It's a good match for the two standing together.

When I got home, Uncle Yang was already eating. Fortunately, I ran fast.

"Boy, is it refreshing to look at?" Uncle Yang took a bite of the vegetable and bit into it with a "creak" sound. I really doubt that he took the vegetable as me to bite.I sat down with a flattering face, picked up the chopsticks and served Yang Shu the dishes.

"Uncle Yang, you have worked hard, eat more."

"You're a smart kid!" Looking at that expression, Uncle Yang should be very satisfied.This old man doesn't know what to say, every time he wants me to give him cloth, he has to pretend to be annoyed.On weekdays, I give him cloth and vegetables, but he thinks I'm nasty. He's really an awkward old man.

After a meal, I was very full. Uncle Yang and I leaned on the chairs. I was required to wash the dishes. I was not in a hurry, and Uncle Yang did not rush. The two of us chatted across a table of leftovers.

"Uncle Yang, why do you insist on letting me marry? Wouldn't it be nice for me to marry a wife and bring more children and blessings to our Yang family?"

"Your surname is Liu."

"But the person who raised me is named Yang!" Once Uncle Yang mentioned my surname, he felt a sense of loss that he didn't regard me as a family member. I thought of changing my surname more than once, but he rejected it. He stubbornly refused to allow me to change my surname, almost paranoid, but never mentioned the reason.Obviously, Uncle Yang didn't want to entangle me on this issue, so he changed the subject.

"Stinky boy, my wife will be hurt when she gets married. Will you hurt others? So, I'd better find someone who can hurt others and marry you, so I can rest assured."

Uncle Yang blocked my next words in just two sentences. It is true that I am not hurting others. It probably won't work to make me love my wife.But I am also determined not to marry someone.

"Boy, last time the second young master of the Liu family sent someone for a kiss, why did you refuse without even hitting him?"

"The second young master Laoshizi looks so romantic, he must be a restless person. If I fight him, if I lose and marry him, in the future he will bring back a mistress, how will I deal with myself?" Zhang Mianpi was born well, and his family's kung fu is also very good, but I can't fight him, who said he is a man!

"You don't have to judge people by their appearance. I heard that the young man is a gentleman. If he marries you, he will treat you with heart."

"Uncle Yang, I don't recognize him if I didn't see it with my own eyes. Let his reputation be as good as the sky, and those who don't suit my eyes will go back wherever they come from."

From the time he wanted to marry me off, I made three agreements with him. The person who can marry me must be suitable for my eyes, will pamper me, and can beat me. Otherwise, why should I let the young master marry him willingly.Of course, Uncle Yang added the ability to pet people.

But speaking of it, this is just an excuse I used to perfunctory Uncle Yang, I don't want to get married, and just having a good eye can block most of the suitors.If you really can't find fault with your appearance, then come and fight. Uncle Yang is very good at kung fu, and I followed him since I was a child, and it's not far behind, so it's still not possible to get close to my eyes and beat me today. met.

Uncle Yang sighed softly, "You boy, you are nineteen now, it's been a long time, and after the age of taking Yuguo, I'm afraid you won't be able to get married if you want to marry in the future."

Yuguo is a kind of fruit that can make men pregnant. It was discovered about 200 years ago. Since then, the marriage between men has been completely accepted by the world.But it is not possible to conceive after taking Yuguo. If you have not taken it after 25 years old, the possibility of pregnancy will be greatly reduced if you use it again in the future.But it's too early for Uncle Yang to worry.

"Uncle Yang, I'm going to wash the dishes." I found a reason to escape, if I sat down again, Uncle Yang would have to scold me, and finally come to the conclusion that I can't get married, and sigh a few more words.若不是怕挨揍，我倒是想问问，若我这样一无是处没人愿娶，那他还何必非要将我嫁了？However, I can't beat Uncle Yang, so I can only hold these words in my heart.

I sit in the kitchen washing dishes, and my hands are very skillful.Uncle Yang and I have only depended on each other since we were young, and we have to do everything by ourselves for food, clothing, housing and transportation. The so-called gentleman stays away and cooks in my Yang family.Uncle Yang's cooking skills are superb. Over the years, he has made my tongue tricky, but I'm not good at it. He can clean the dishes for a while.

I was adopted by Uncle Yang when I was more than two years old. Since then, the two of us have traveled almost all over the thousands of miles of rivers and mountains in Xihua. At that time, the two of us were really poor and poor, but fortunately, Uncle Yang is a smart man, and he saved a lot of money in a few years. Some money, do some business everywhere.Three years ago, he took me to this city of Weichuan. At that time, there was only a dilapidated shop between Hualou and Xiaoguanguan, and they used this as the boundary to form a confrontation, and no one made a move. The idea of ​​going to that shop.

After Uncle Yang came here, he found the shop more and more pleasing to the eye, so he settled it down and converted it into a tea house. He invited several tea masters with excellent tea skills and waiter waiters, and even learned how to make tea by himself.As for me, Uncle Yang said, even though I was going to get married, I still had to eat and drink all day without giving birth, so I talked about books in teahouses for three years, and unexpectedly, many regular customers came for my books.

I don't remember my biological parents, I don't know anything except my father's surname Liu, I only vaguely remember that my family was a rather wealthy mansion.Uncle Yang never mentioned my family, nor did he mention his relationship with me, or why he adopted me. When I was young, I would ask a few questions, but I stopped asking when I couldn’t get an answer.

I once saw a red mole on Uncle Yang’s shoulder, which is only found in people who have served Yuguo. If I hadn’t been sure that I had never seen Uncle Yang before the age of two, I would have wondered if I was born to Uncle Yang. up.Also since then, I never mentioned letting Uncle Yang marry a wife, because I knew that what he said before to delay the marriage was just an excuse.

I've always been quite curious in my heart, for someone as intelligent and powerful as Uncle Yang, what kind of person must he be to make him willing to commit himself?But I also know that being separated after drinking the blood wine of the oath, even for a man, it is a sad thing that cannot be mentioned.Xiao Lin, the waiter of the tea house, mentioned to me that the fruit only grows in Xihua, and it is all controlled by the government. Down.So, I guess, Uncle Yang was married before.But that must be his sad thing, don't mention it!