Jane in love

Jian Ning hasn't seen the courier brother recently.Just when he was worried that he couldn't deliver the goods, the courier brother called.

"He doesn't accept the courier today, you can figure it out yourself."

bold!How dare you talk to me like that? !you are the first!

"Who are you..." hang up... hang up?Hang up your sister (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻! You can hang up the phone number I gave!

On the other side of the phone, a tall man in military uniform was surrounding the courier boy.

Could this be the legendary Bidong? Brother QAQ, I didn't snatch your girlfriend, give me back the phone quickly.

"Do you know me?"

"I don't know you." Liang Yihao looked at him with strange eyes.

"Then do I know you?"

"Do you know me or not? You don't know?" The tall and sturdy man frowned, and the courier brother was so frightened that his legs trembled a little.

"First... Mister... Sister, if you have something to say, let's talk... let's talk, don't, don't, don't...do it."

"You stutter?"

"No, no, no, I'm just tight..."

"I know you're tight, so don't talk nonsense." Liang Yihao picked up the man and walked in through the door.

Help, help, help! ! ! ! ! !

A few days ago, Liang Yihao ran away from the army, and the soldier brother who wanted to play with his life dumped Xiaotuji Yu Xiaoxiao, and then he became lonely.

Just when he was about to go hunting, the courier brother ran into the tiger's mouth and saved men and women all over the world.

But who will save me!

After knocking on the door politely, "knock knock knock", "Hello, is there a man named Zhong Yucen here? He has express delivery."

"He's not in now."

"Oh, then please help him sign for it." The courier brother took out the courier slip and stretched it out, waiting for his signature.

"Okay." Liang Yihao wrote his name in a fluttering manner, and then he said, "But I have conditions."

"What... Sir, let me go first." The little brother who didn't understand the situation was pulled down and lay down in his arms blushed a little.

This pose is a godsend!I am innocent!

"You..." Zhong Yucen, who walked into the office after the meeting, looked at them with complicated eyes. "If you are in heat, choose another place."

"I didn't, we were just playing around." He let go of his hand with a little regret in his eyes.I haven't touched the butt yet, what a pity. (The courier brother is angry: What a pity! Why do you have to touch your butt as soon as you meet! Don't say such obscene things!)

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the little brother jumped out of his arms and ran away, not even remembering to take the delivery slip.

"Look, scare my prey away."

Obviously you are an unscrupulous person! "Get off! Go back to the army quickly. If you don't go back, I'll call your dad."

"Bored or not, why are you suing? Have you not been weaned?" Although Liang Yihao curled his lips, he still stood up and left.

To deal with you, as long as it is useful, why bother so much?It's not the aunt of the neighborhood committee.

Ever since the courier brother was seen by him that day, the little brother has always had an inexplicable panic, especially his own butt!Don't be afraid of scumbags bursting 丨 chrysanthemums, just be afraid of scumbags thinking about them!Now his heart is uneasy.

Early this morning, my right eyelid twitched wildly, even out of Beethoven's pathos!Simply high energy!

"Hello, the courier."

"Hi, we meet again." The 1.9-meter-long man looked shy like a flower girl, my brother almost threw up when he saw it!Last night, the cute freak who was yelling again and using kaomoji was actually this guy 丨 scum!

"Where's your courier?"

"I'll give it to you when you come in." It's easy to check the phone number of a small courier.After thinking about the interaction between the two of them last night, they touched their chins. The days to come will definitely not be boring.

"If you have nothing to do, don't bother." He has already seen that, cut, this person is just boring.Turn around decisively... Hey, why can't you run?

"Where are you going?"

As an elite in the army, carrying a weak chicken less than 1.8 meters is as casual as breathing.

Throwing him on the bed, Liang Yihao's body directly covered him.

"I'll see where you're going." Liang Yihao couldn't help teasing the nervous face under him.

"You, you, you, I'm a man!" Straightening out his chest, in order to fight against the evil forces, the heroic little brother ignorantly pushed his lower body up, and then was it hard? !

"Hiss, little fairy, you asked for this!" Originally, I wanted to do a good job of foreplay, but now it seems that everything is superfluous.

He took off his trousers in twos and threes, put on his jacket and was about to start.

"!!!" What a situation!I'm a blink of an eye!What the hell is going on now!

"Oh, looking forward to it so much? I'll make you happy when the time comes."

You, you hooligan, which eye is looking forward to it? !

The little brother who was about to refute turned around for a while, rolled over like pancakes, and felt a sharp pain before he opened his mouth.His eyes went black for a while, his throat could no longer make a sound, and now he has a personal experience of what is more exhaled than inhaled.

"Baby, relax." It was tighter than he imagined inside, no wonder he said he was tight, and the person on him couldn't help laughing.

When the chrysanthemum monster let go of him, I really hope that a different world can take me away quickly at this moment, and I don't want to see this person again in the future!

Now the courier boy doesn't even have the strength to move a finger, let alone run away.And that hooligan sat and answered the phone leisurely.

"Hey...now?" He seemed to be in a dilemma, "Okay, you guys come to pick me up...what's already here? Damn, boy, do you dare to give me a little more hindsight?" Well said, Suddenly, he started to curse, and scolded again and again to find his pants. After a while, a beast in clothes and clothes was born out of nowhere.

"I have something to do in the army. I'll put the key in the shoe cabinet at the door of your room. You will live here from now on." Before the explanation was finished, another phone call came.Then he left.

The courier brother is lying on the bed desolately, drying his ass, the chrysanthemum is about to wither, what the hell!so poor!It's this kind of thing and you can't tell others casually, so you can only lie on your stomach to catch your breath.

This person is scum!Labor and capital did not cry!Just as if he was fucked by a super pervert, and then his face would be full of shit! ! !

Pfft, the more I think about the picture, the more emotional it becomes. The courier brother made himself laugh.Put on your pants with a backbone, hiss——labour, wipe, wipe, wipe!The chrysanthemum on his face exploded! ! !

I didn't even look at the door, I'm a man of character!Twisting his buttocks, he rode the little electric donkey all the way, without his buttocks touching the seat, and drove back to his little nest almost in a half-squat.Don't let me meet you again in the future!By the time.Crash your face... Puff hahahaha, no way.The sense of picture is too strong, I really want to laugh, hiss - as expected, extreme joy begets sadness.