Cannon Fodder Code
Chapter 1 Wedge
A speeding car, without wheels or wings, is suspended in mid-air, but it travels fast, leaving no trace in the blink of an eye.The speeding car is an uncommon means of transportation in the novel world. It is not privately owned, clumsy, big, difficult to operate, and not easy to use.Non-professionals are not enough.
There are few people in the world of novels, the speeding car has just passed by, and there are no people who gathered to watch just now, only the lingering sounds of these gossips have not dissipated.
"Flying car, I haven't seen it for a long time, did something important happen?"
"A newcomer is here."
"This is a speeding car, it's even cooler than expected."
"Who is driving the flying car?"
"The professionals have all gone out for urgent training, haven't they?"
"It's Jiang Bai."
"Oh... hey, he is willing to come out."
People in the novel world are very busy, and the opportunity to exchange gossip in person is really rare.Only then did they seize the opportunity to exchange a few words, mostly on the virtual platform.Jiang Bai, on the other hand, was well-known because he had never been on a virtual platform and was famous for being lazy.And it is known as Wonderful No. [-].
Jiang Bai, who was hotly discussed, didn't notice it. He never cared about gossip, but he didn't know that he had the title of No. [-] Wonderful.He took off his helmet, it was a tricky thing.Jiang Bai remembered that there was a cup incident in which a speeding driver died because he didn't untie it.
Jiang Bai can only say that this thing is indeed a troublemaker.
Jiang Bai opened the back cabin, and a group of people inside looked completely white, only looking at Jiang Bai with their eyes.The eyes are either grievous or unbearable, or condemning to make people self-examine, or timid to make people feel sorry, or pretending to be strong to make people feel sorry.
"Here, get out of the car."
Jiang Bai completely shielded the light of Marysu from everyone, and there was no significant expression change on his face.
Helpless, everyone could only get off the speeding car tremblingly. They were fine, but they were suddenly stunned for some reason, and then sat in this inexplicable car.The flying car is shielded, and the people inside cannot see the scene outside.Seeing Jiang Bai, each has his own thoughts.Most of the various Marisu auras that I originally wanted to display flinched when I saw Jiang Bai's cold face.
Jiang Bai is really too lazy to express.Of course, I don't bother to explain a thing or two to these Marysu reserve troops.
Intimidated by Jiang Bai's power, most of the speeding cars stood obediently and followed behind Jiang Bai.Because they know that men are always good.
There was only one elder sister Yu Xiang who said: "Who are you? Why did you arrest me here." There was no resentment in her eyes, but more embarrassment.
Jiang Bai didn't turn his head back, and walked forward.It's just that the cold air coming out of my body is stinging.As for the flying car, after time, it will fold up and return to its original position.
Seeing that Yujie's question was not answered, everyone followed closely.Sister Yu's eyes were sharp, she took out the whip around her waist, and slashed directly at Jiang Bai.
Everyone shouted, and fell to the ground timidly, rubbing their hearts, tears falling down.This is a delicate and white Mary Sue.
"You are so vicious." Pointing at Sister Yu, the Virgin Mary Su said angrily, turning her worried eyes to Jiang Bai.
The rest of the people were silent, but they were actually stunned.They have never seen a woman beat a man.This woman is too savage.
The whip slashed straight at Jiang Bai's head, right in the middle, and separated.
Everyone cried out, how could they escape.
But seeing Jiang Bai flashing aside, the whip hit only Jiang Bai's afterimage.
Jiang Bai hid, his eyes swept over everyone, and he didn't look at Sister Yu.Several Mary Sues stepped forward, wanting to express their sympathy and other emotions.Jiang Bai still didn't receive this kind of information, turned around and left.
Sister Yu was so angry that her lungs were about to explode, this was the first time someone ignored her like this.She swished the whip and blocked Jiang Bai's way. "Are you dumb? Play a game with me."
Sister Yu raised her head proudly, her contemptuous eyes were like looking at a clown.
Jiang Bai lightly blocked the whip facing him with his hand, "No time." It's not as interesting as this little wild cat, and it raises the desire to conquer.
Sister Yu's glass heart shattered into pieces.This man didn't even give her a look. She felt that she had been greatly insulted.
"You, shameless." Sister Yu spat out such a sentence.
"Fight, look for him." Jiang Bai pointed to a group of people coming from a distance - a man leading the way, and three people behind.
Jiang Bai looked at the people in the distance with a relaxed expression.
Sister Yu was so angry that she was speechless, what right did he have to fight me.
The leading man came over and put his arms around Jiang Bai's shoulders, "Brother, this trip has been hard."
"It's okay." Jiang Bai smiled on his face, wishing he could go home immediately.
Li Gui smiled obsequiously and asked, "You earn a lot of extra money, let's help the younger brother." Non-professional drivers drive, and the supervisors of the novel world need to spend a lot of money.However, this non-professional driver is not easy to find.It can be driven, and they don't bother to make money that they don't care about.
Jiang Bai ignored his torn and wrinkled bark face, "earn it yourself." Li Gui's face was paralyzed, and he couldn't drive a speeding car.
Pointing to Li Gui, she said to Sister Yu: "Look for him when your hands are itchy." Sister Yu took a look at Li Gui's ghostly face, and vomited.
After Jiang Bai and the leading man had a simple handover, the leading man said. "Old rules, go to your house to drink at night." The leading man looked at the tired Jiang Bai and smiled. If he hadn't invited him, Jiang Bai would not have taken this trip.
Jiang Bai waved his hand chicly, "Let's go."
The leading man is named Yue Shang, and he is a special trainer in the novel world, mainly training Mary Su.
Yue Shang's smile made many Mary Su's hearts move. He is slender and handsome, and he exudes a man's unique attractive aura everywhere.Sister Yu's face was flushed, bright and coquettish.
"Li Gui, I searched all the people and took them back. Let the two of you assign rooms to them. There are still rules. Special training starts tomorrow." Yue Shang put on sunglasses and a handsome biker outfit, and let all the Mary Sues fall.
On the left and right are twins, both of whom are taciturn.After a long experience with Mary Su, she carried out Yue Shang's order very skillfully.
Yue Shang is the number one wonder in the world of novels, known for not being afraid of all kinds of halos, and also known as the smiling Hades.The means of special training were passed on miraculously.
This wave of Mary Sues is not yet grown up in the real world and the novel world, but they have great potential. They can be sent in after they answer from their hearts that they are willing to abandon their parents, family members, friends and lovers.
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Yue Shang came in without knocking on the door with the wine exchanged from the real world.Jiang Bai was lying on the sofa squinting his eyes.The posture is extremely lazy.
Smelling the aroma of wine, he lazily opened his eyes. "This wine smells good."
Yue Shang threw a jar of wine to Jiang Bai, and the ancient wine was enjoyable to drink. Jiang Bai drank the wine with a slightly smoked expression on his face. "When I go to the ancient world again, hide more." Jiang Bai secretly grabbed a lot, but he didn't last for a few days and was empty.
"Listen to the above, your mission is different this time." Yue Shang stretched his legs and put on a comfortable posture.After staying with Jiang Bai for a long time, I am also lazy.
"Well, there are not many people who are willing to be cannon fodder. Danmei world is short of cannon fodder, so I was sent there." Jiang Bai poured out the whole jar of wine in satisfaction.
Yue Shang smiled, thinking of the news these days, the cannon fodders went on strike one after another, and wanted to do the protagonist's job, so he couldn't help asking: "According to your qualifications, you are the one who should become a regular protagonist among the cannon fodder, right? You don't get tired of being cannon fodder." ?”
Jiang Bai didn't get bored anymore, the more cannon fodder, the fewer scenes, the less appearances, and the task was completed with just a little bit of soy sauce.
"That's right, with your nature, if you are the protagonist, readers will bombard you." The novel world is independent of the real world, but also depends on the real world, most importantly, it depends on the writer and the reader.
In the novel world, character configurations will be added based on the novels created in the real world. There are various protagonists, various cannon fodder, various soy sauces, special trainers and assistants, and novel world supervisors.
"Dangmei world, do you understand?" Yue Shang also knew that his friend was so lazy that he didn't pay attention to the gossip news on the virtual platform.
"Cannon fodder is the same everywhere." Romance is still sensuality, and the role of cannon fodder is the same, so there is no need to delve into it.
Yue Shang was speechless.Doesn't this guy care about current affairs at all?Don't you know that the pillars of the novel world are now the Tanmei novels, and that the protagonists of the Tanmei novels are the upgraded versions of Mary Sue and Tom Sue.After the special training for Mary Su this time, he will have to train Mary Su and Tom Su for a long time to come.
"Don't underestimate the protagonist."
"Well, well, I see." Jiang Bai responded.
"I'm asleep, you can do whatever you want."
Familiar with Jiang Bai's personality, Yue Shang can only spread his hands.
The first attack
At [-]:[-], the time to meet the stand-in Shou Shen Di in the plot.
As soon as Shen Di came out of the building, Jiang Bai, who had been driving the car parked on the side of the road for more than half an hour, immediately locked his eyes on Shen Di, stepped on the accelerator, and drove towards him directly.
Shen Di's pupils widened, panicked.All the bags of various colors in his hands were scattered on the ground, his feet were weak, and he couldn't move a step.However, the car seemed to have eyes, and it stopped in front of Shen Di, only a hair's breadth away.
Jiang Bai walked out of the car unhurriedly, holding a business card in his hand.Keeping a distance between Shen Di and Shen Di, the tone is just right, gentle and polite, but with a sense of distance.
"Are you okay? How about going to the hospital?"
The moment Shen Di got off Jiang Bai's car, he was stunned.He should have seen this person somewhere, but he couldn't remember where.This kind of gentle temperament is what people like him desire most, so it is naturally impressive.
Shen Di looked at Jiang Bai in a daze, as if he didn't hear the question.
Jiang Bai smiled softly, making people feel like a spring breeze.He asked again, "Sir, are you okay? Here is my business card, you can call me anytime if you have any questions."
Shen Di suddenly lost his mind, didn't take the business card, didn't care about the bag, and left without looking back.The speed is quite fast!
Jiang Bai watched Shen Di slip away, left, what's going on?I haven't had time to take out the money yet, shouldn't I tear up the money and business cards and throw them in the trash, and then say a few words that I don't care about money from people like you?
Jiang Bai took the plot and turned it over and watched it several times, that's right.
This is an article with Huaxin Gong as the protagonist, since it is Huaxin Gong, it naturally configures several shou: double shou, loyal dog friend shou, facial paralysis and tolerance assistant shou, and overnight spring breeze Xiaobai shou.The main plot is that the loyal dog shou is willing to go to jail for Huaxin, and Huaxin is greatly moved and finds a double shou while the loyal dog is in prison.The loyal dog shou is released from prison, and the double shou should pack up and leave, but Hua Xingong is reluctant to give up.The loyal dog couldn't take it anymore, and together with his assistant, who had always had a crush on Huaxin Gong, framed the double.Then Huaxin Gong gradually discovered that he and the double Shou are true love in the process.
Jiang Bai's identity is a friend of Huaxin Gong and the loyal dog shou, who feels wronged for the loyal dog shou, and proposes various ideas to frame the substitute shou.It became the resistance for Hua Xingong and the double Shou to be together, and this resistance eventually led Hua Xingong to realize that true love is with the double Shou.
Jiang Bai doesn't understand these exclusive nouns very well, he just wants to go through his own plot, and everything will be fine.According to the plot, this Shen Di was born innocent, from a poor family, with low self-esteem and pride, and thorns all over his body.Didn't his attitude just hit Shen Di's jumping feet?How the reaction is different from the plot, I can't figure it out.
Jiang Bai picked up the bag on the ground and put it in the trunk. It is wrong to litter.
Sitting in the car, Jiang Bai scratched his smooth and unkempt hair, and his gentle temperament was gone.If Shen Di saw this Jiang Bai, it must not be this kind of reaction.
Jiang Bai drove the car fast and returned home in a hurry.Immediately fell on the sofa, sleepy, sleepy.Jiang Bai is the kind of guy who wishes he could sleep twenty hours a day.
After Jiang Bai checked the miscellaneous grains at home, he fell asleep in peace.
By the time he woke up again, one, two or three days had passed.Well, I've slept through, Jiang Bai's reminder says to pick up the loyal dog at nine o'clock.
Jiang Bai took a battle bath, quickly put on his clothes, and drove away with bread in his mouth.
At this time, outside the prison gate, Zhong Quan was carrying a bag, and looked into the distance with confused eyes.After staying in it for so long, it is inevitable to have a sense of fear of the opposite, it is a strange and frightening environment.Zhong Quan rejected this kind of mentality, he took a deep breath, looked back at the prison with closed gates, and all kinds of emotions came to his heart.
Oh, no one came to pick me up.That's right, my parents have long since broken up with me. As for my friends, most of them are friends who can't be avoided.As for Hua Xin, Zhong Quan was afraid of seeing him.Although he was taking the blame for him, Zhong Quan didn't want this friendship to deteriorate.
Zhong Quan was carrying his bag, ready to find a taxi.As soon as he took a step, he heard someone calling him.Hallucinations?Zhong Quan still raised his head, it's been a long time since his name was called so kindly.
"Aquan." Jiang Bai walked over seemingly chicly.The timing was right on time, and the sweat on my head hadn't dried yet, but it didn't affect my image.He looks very gentle because of the glasses on the bridge of his nose.Jiang Bai is very professional. This article assumes that he is gentle and gentle. Jiang Bai himself requires that he play well in front of anyone.
"Jiang Bai." Zhong Quan looked at Jiang Bai in disbelief. "When did you return home?"
"Two days ago, the food abroad was really unpalatable. Of course, there is still you in China." Jiang Bai patted Zhong Quan on the shoulder, without any alienation, as if the two had never been separated.
Resolute acting!
Zhong Quan was moved, but Jiang Bai did not change at all.He was quite worried that his friends would look at him with colored glasses, although he never felt that Jiang Bai would dislike him.Chatting with each other, we got to the side of the car.
Zhong Quan sat in the car, not knowing whether it was reconciled or what, he looked outside.There is only Jiang Bai's car outside the prison gate.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Bai asked deliberately, he had to leave quickly.There will be a tear-jerking scene where the protagonist rushes over, but the crowd is empty.This is one of the necessary bridges to make readers cry.
"It's nothing." With some melancholy, Zhong Quan closed his eyes in disappointment.
"Let's go." Jiang Bai saw the opportunity to interrupt, he had to hurry up and run.Jiang Bai's driving skills were absolutely praised, and only a few seconds later, a bright red car passed by the rear of the car.And Jiang Bai has already turned a corner, and he can't see outside the prison door.However, Zhong Quan closed his eyes and didn't see the flamboyant car.
Jiang Bai felt that his sensitivity had improved to another level.It is this kind of regret, but I missed it, and it is the most tearful.Jiang Bai's grasp of the minutes is not bad.
"How did you know I was released from prison today?" Zhong Quan asked suspiciously, trying to hide his thoughts by the way.
"Ah, I asked my friend." Could it be that the plot told me.Jiang Bai feels that there are still many differences between the people in the romance novel and the people in the Tanmei novel.In the past, no one would have cared about this small loophole.
Jiang Bai's height in Zhong Quan's heart has increased a little.
Zhong Quan's heart was warm.
Jiang Bai, decisive acting king!It's easy to go on the road to cannon fodder.
Jiang Bai has three dens, and the den where he lives for a long time is a cliff and no one is allowed to enter.Jiang Bai took Zhong Quan to the downstairs of an apartment, which is conveniently located in the city, and it is Jiang Bai's nest prepared for Zhong Quan. "From today onwards, you will live here, now, here is the key. Don't refuse. You go wash up, and then we will go out to eat."
Zhong Quan wanted to say something, but stopped again.Turning his head and turning his back, his eyes were moist. "good."
Jiang Bai waited outside boredly, wanted to scratch his hair, and immediately put his hands down.Although he wanted to keep a warm and moist appearance, his stomach, which had only eaten a few slices of bread, finally protested. Remembering that this den had a lot of food that he had prepared in advance, Jiang Bai took out some food from the refrigerator, and some were Zhong Quan likes to eat.This was hoarded from a big purchase three days ago.
When Zhong Quan came out after washing and changing his clothes, he saw some beautiful food on the table. "Huh?" Magic.
"Hey, cherries, your favorite." Jiang Bai held up a plate of red cherries in his left hand, dazzling.
Jiang Bai has always been gentle and gentle, giving people the impression that Mr. Ruyu is not in touch with the world. This is the first time Zhong Quan sees Jiang Bai as a mortal, and it is for himself.
Jiang Bai looked at Zhong Quan's eyes full of emotions and was about to cry to death, his whole person was not good.Don't be bitter and hate all of a sudden, how about being so emotional all of a sudden?I really didn't buy it for you on purpose, I'm just used to storing food and bought too much.Just now I was bored watching the plot, I know your preferences, just go with it.Don't be so moved.
"I'm just doing it." Jiang Bai explained sincerely.
"Well, I understand." You don't want to burden me.Zhong Quan felt that he understood Jiang Bai's mind.
"Then let's go out to eat." Eating is the main event, and I'm about to see Huaxin Gong. Before that, I must fill my stomach.So, "You want to eat something." Jiang Bai suggested.
But at the moment outside the prison gate, Hua Xin had a gloomy expression on his face.He waited for an hour in the scorching heat, but he didn't see a single person.Where did Zhong Quan go?
Hua Xin took the phone and dialed the assistant's mobile phone, and his violent tone penetrated directly through the wire. "It's not that he came out at nine o'clock, who? Not today?"
The assistant didn't seem to feel this atmosphere, and still replied in a flat tone: "On the 5th and 20th, I will be released from prison at 9 o'clock, that's right."
Hua Xin, who had confirmed the news again, got into the car and said, "Go and find out where Zhong Quan is?" Hua Xin hung up the phone without waiting for an answer.Hua Xin, who was in an irritable mood, drove the car at a speed that could almost catch up with Jiang Bai's usual speed.
He was upset not only about Zhong Quan, but also about Shen Di.Once the real card is back, the substitute will have no effect.He planned to have a showdown tomorrow, but today he asked Shen Di out for a breakup meal, and turned off the fire by the way.
The first attack
"Jiang Bai, where to eat? Let's not go, just stay at home." Coming out of there, Zhong Quan subconsciously resisted contacting the crowd.
"Don't, take the wind and wash the dust. Where to go, you will know when you arrive, and there will be surprises." Jiang Bai looked at the time and thought that it was almost the same.There is no director, just a simple outline, and the protagonist's general behavior can be speculated through the protagonist's psychology and personality, so as to promote the plot.Jiang Bai can play the role of cannon fodder.
Breeze House, the novel is set at the place where Jiang Bai, Zhong Quan and Hua Xin often met in college, it is more than elegant.
It is also the place where Hua Xin met Shen Di for the first time.Jiang Bai silently read the name several times. According to the usual practice, more things must happen in this place.
Zhong Quan looked out of the window, but in just a few years, the outside has changed so much.Familiar places have been overturned and turned into modern high-rise buildings. The feeling of being excluded makes Zhong Quan very powerless.
The scene in front of him kept changing, and Zhong Quan's mood was always depressed.Hey, the smell of a familiar place, "Is this our university?" Even the brows were filled with joy.
Jiang Bai deliberately lowered his voice and spoke slowly, showing a gentle feeling. "Yeah, guess where it went."
"En." Zhong Quan couldn't wait to look at his alma mater. The sun was no longer scorching, and college students who were in their youth in twos and threes put away their umbrellas and walked by.Seeing them young and immature, Zhong Quan couldn't help flashing the scenes of the three of them living in college.
Jiang Bai deliberately turned around the outside of the university for half a circle, and saw the expression on Zhong Quan's face from the mirror. Well, the heat is almost the same. Such a familiar scene must be able to outline the best feelings in Zhong Quan's heart. After all, it is Shallots.
"After staying abroad for so many years, I still like the food of Breeze Restaurant the most. There is deliciousness in the air." Jiang Bai dutifully read his lines.
Seeing Jiang Bai's nostalgic expression, Zhong Quan was also in a good mood, "Me too." Responding to Jiang Bai's words, Zhong Quan pushed the door, and then his eyes were involuntarily attracted by the person sitting by the window.Can't move, that person hasn't changed at all.To him, there is still a fatal attraction.
Since Jiang Bai entered this place, he has concentrated his body and mind.Tsk, the protagonist can't just stand here, there must be a head-on confrontation, and the scene of passing by is not so cruel. Now readers have long picked on this kind of plot as hypocrisy.
"Ah Quan, let's sit there, it's still the old place." He grabbed Zhong Quan's hand and dragged him away.Since he came out of the prison, Zhong Quan's favorability by Jiang Bai soared, and he was grabbed by Jiang Bai, and he didn't refuse much.
Hua Xin was facing the door, but he was always defiant and couldn't see anyone else.He was looking at Shen Di impatiently, what's going on, one or two, all like this.
"Why is he here? Let's go." Jiang Bai pretended to have just seen Hua Xin and expressed his indignation.Although Jiang Bai's setting is a warm and moist image, there is still a branch trigger-as long as it involves friends and faces Hua Xin, he will properly incarnate in a state of blowing hair.
Hua Xin felt a stare staring at him just now, but he has always been a luminous body, so he didn't care.However, hearing this voice, Hua Xin felt familiar.As soon as he looked up, he saw Jiang Bai and Zhong Quan who released his pigeons.
Jiang Bai's words have achieved the effect, and now we have to vacate the ground and hand over the main battlefield to Zhong Quan, Hua Xin and Shen Di.When a love rival meets, he is extremely jealous. Jiang Bai has encountered cannon fodder five out of ten times.This is not boring, and I like Jiang Bai's professional ethics.
"You, when did you return home?"
I'm going, why is it different from the script.Author, please don't change the content every minute.It is rare for Jiang Bai to complain about the author, he is really too lazy to complain.
Why do you complain?The content of the script Jiang Bai got is the outline that the author has already written. As the cannon fodder, that is, he continues to promote the plot, these contents are presented in the author's pen.However, if the author suddenly had a brain twitch and changed the plot, Jiang Bai, the cannon fodder, must be consistent with the author.This is also one of the reasons why the cannon fodder resisted. It is so unfair to live more tiredly than the protagonist and get less than the protagonist.
Back to the topic, since Hua Xin asked, Jiang Bai used an alienated tone, but he was still far away from him, and said very politely: "I just returned to China, thank you for your concern." It is not the rhythm of being a good friend at all.
At this time, the situation is not right, and Jiang Bai is naturally witty.He directly brought the topic to another person who didn't speak - Shen Di. "You, I'm sorry. I was really embarrassed that day. Have you gone to the hospital for an examination?" Jiang Bai instantly turned into a gentle image, especially when he was sincere, it was difficult to push the cabinet.
"I, I'm fine." Shen Di looked at Jiang Bai, then lowered his head again.
What's the matter with being so shy?Jiang Bai glanced at Shen Di.
Under Jiang Bai's gaze, Shen Di turned his head, and then met Zhong Quan's eyes.
Although the two people don't look much alike, they are both tall and straight people.The temperament is quite similar, the difference is that Shen Di is more noble and gloomy, while Zhong Quan is more loyal and silent.
It's a good substitute.Jiang Bai judged secretly.
At this moment, Zhong Quan, stop being silent is golden, let your blood spill.Quickly ask Hua Xin what's going on, and give him a cup of drink to wash his face.You should feel wronged. You took the blame for him, but he found a substitute behind your back.At this time, you have to go crazy, you are rivals in love, don't be so silent, okay?
Looking at this situation, Jiang Bai only had one feeling. Sure enough, there is a big difference between Tanmei novels and romance novels.Even cannon fodder is not so smooth to make.
Jiang Bai could only break through and say: "Hua Xin, since the day you let Zhong Quan take the blame for you, we are no longer friends."
"Zhong Quan, what did you tell Jiang Bai? I asked you to be scapegoated for me?"
"Don't hide it, Zhong Quan was also asked. He didn't say anything, I checked it myself." Jiang Bai made up his own words, Zhong Quan, please speak quickly.
"Jiang Bai, let's go." Wrestling, it's not for you to say this.Jiang Bai felt that he did not do his homework well.
"Don't go, just make it clear first. Zhong Quan, let me ask you, why didn't you wait for me to pick you up, and why did you accuse me of taking the blame for me?"
Well, the plot is all messed up.The two continued to argue.Jiang Bai had to find another way, which is a good breakthrough.Looking at Shen Di who has never joined the battle circle, he said, "I will put away the things you dropped that day, and come and pick them up when you are free. This is my business card."
Shen Dinuonuo agreed and took the business card.
"Can you take it?" Hua Xin forcefully opened Shen Di's hand, and the business card landed safely in his palm.Hua Xin looked at Shen Di, his gaze was full of disgust and contempt.
Zhong Quan was very tired, looking at the person he loved so much but caring so much about another person, that person was still so similar to him.What is this, a stand-in?It's funny, I'm the stand-in for love.Although he knew that Hua Xin didn't love him, but he showed it on the outside in such a thorny way, it was like peeling off his coat in public and letting himself be covered in blood.
Zhong Quan couldn't stand the fiery gazes of college students in twos and threes around him, all kinds of whispered conversations, and the crowds gathered.
He didn't care too much, his face was pale, and he walked out quickly.Hua Xin didn't move, just watched Zhong Quan leave.
One of the duties of cannon fodder is to make the author look good by spilling blood.Jiang Bai saw that Hua Xin was so smart, so he could only make a move.
"He is now living in Sangliu's apartment. Please don't appear within 30 meters of him. You have caused him so much misery. As Zhong Quan's good friend, I have the obligation to warn you not to disturb his peaceful life again." Is it okay?" This kind of words must be said very angry and helpless, and also has to reveal some worries.Jiang Bai's perfect interpretation, full marks for actions, and full marks for tone.The key is that the main information of the residence has already been revealed.
Then he dragged Zhong Quan away in great strides. At this critical moment, he had to leave.Only then can Hua Xin have time to explain to the stand-in.
Nothing happened to Jiang Bai during the next period of time, it was Huaxin Gong who confessed to Zhong Quan and couldn't let go of Shen Di.It's a bloody drama, but Jiang Bai doesn't have much time to watch the gossip. Why do you leave a lot of free time for this? Jiang Bai has only one answer to this, sleep dear, don't wake up when the earthquake comes ,relative.Anyway, no one will die.
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In the real world, house girl A stretches her waist after frantically typing on the keyboard.
This chapter is simply a prelude to the explosion, and it is about to enter the scene of one attack and two losses, making the bloody blood come more violently.
——The author's psychological monologue
My favorite loyal dog has been blackened! !There is no more cute stalk than this, cheer up!Top top.
——Reader
The first attack
Jiang Bai brought up the outline of the plot, and the next step is to find the loyal dog with various explanations, and the loyal dog is forgiven.Then the loyal dog was hindered and humiliated in various ways in finding a job, and went to Huaxingong's company when he applied for a job, but was accepted by Huaxingong's assistant with forbearance and crush.When he reappears, he will be willing to act as a stand-in, and find the stand-in who has left again. He wants to fight for the injustice of his friend, loyal dog, and give advice.
ok, there are still fifteen days before his next appearance.
One of the cannon fodder rules, you must never get involved with the plotters when you don't need to appear on the stage.Therefore, during these fifteen days, Jiang Bai cannot appear in front of Zhong Quan, Hua Xin, and Shen Di.So, he decided to sleep in a deep sleep, so that no one could ring the doorbell when he came to find him.
Here I have to talk about the particularity of Jiangbai's stomach, just like the desert rose, it can store water for a year for it to grow and bloom.Jiang Bai's stomach can store food for a month for the normal operation of his body mechanism.
Jiang Bai ate up the refrigerator and the food he just swept out from the supermarket. He didn't pick anything, except for one thing that was absolutely impossible, and that was the quality of sleep.The quality of sleep depends on the sleeping environment, so he arranged the interior very softly, playing soothing music, and the curtains hanging down to the floor to block the sunlight and let in a glimmer of light. The temperature in the room is very suitable.After Jiang Bai looked around, he sat on the sofa with satisfaction.
Close your eyes and go to sleep.
The whole room is in a very harmonious and mysterious state.Well, indeed.Because the music played by Jiang Bai was bought by him from Shen Jing, who has the title of the third strange flower in the novel world, and it is the only piece of music called "Daoxuan".It's like a nameless but substantive thing that comforts you and comforts you.For Jiang Bai, it is as important as a life-saving medicine.
During these fifteen days, three people and a wild cat came from outside Jiangbai Gate.
On the fifth day, Hua Xin finally found out where Jiang Bai lived from various sources. He rang the doorbell outside the door for 10 minutes without ringing. After walking for 10 minutes, I left angrily.
On the eighth day, someone from Longteng Company came to deliver the letter of employment, but they were rejected and left.
No.14, at nine o'clock in the evening, Hua Xin's assistant drove to visit alone, left a letter and left.
No. 15 days, oh, no, during these [-] days, a wild cat has been lying outside Jiangbai Gate, hiding by the nearby tree.Neither foraging for food nor going to other places, just hiding obediently.It is said to be a wild cat because it is homeless; although it is a wild cat, its hair is not as dirty as ordinary wild cats.
Fifteen days later, as the last ending of "Daoxuan" ended, Jiang Bai opened his eyes.
Sure enough, when I opened my eyes, I was still the most hungry.However, as a cannon fodder with professional ethics, Jiang Bai is still very dedicated to opening the plot. The plot is updated in real time based on the writer's writing.
Jiang Bai looked at the content and sighed while holding his forehead.Jiang Bai, who has never liked to chatter, has to sigh that this danmei writer is a bit out of his mind. What does it mean to change the outline every day?
Although he hates Marysu, Jiang Bai still misses the days of being cannon fodder in romantic dramas.
Tsk, the workload has increased.Before nine o'clock in the evening, he had to tidy up and go to a gay bar to meet or use another word given by the writer-encounter Huaxingong, who was mistakenly recognized by the spring breeze and fell asleep overnight.And you have to gain the trust of Xiaobai Shou, as a foreshadowing for the following article, it is also a big killer to drive away the double shou.
Jiang Bai went out before seven o'clock, opened the door, and a wild cat was holding a letter in its paws, staring at it with bright eyes, and three seconds later, he threw Jiang Bai down and grabbed Jiang Bai's trousers with his paws.
——What's the situation?Jiang Bai was at a loss.
Don't get so close, Jiang Bai looked at the wild cat in horror, sneezing continuously, almost without a break.This guy has dense hair allergies. To explain it, cats, dogs, monkeys, pandas, and tigers with well-developed hair cannot be touched or touched by him.
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Mingle Bar, at nine o'clock, there are people coming and going in all kinds of cool clothes. A strange man caught the attention of the waiters. He is dressed casually, with glasses on the bridge of his nose. He looks gentle and elegant, but he has a natural Extravagance makes you both want to get closer and fear the distance between you.And the few spots of sweat on the bridge of his nose are extremely vivid, and it seems unreasonable to make people feel less separated, adding a bit of sexiness.
This gentleman is Jiang Bai.The writer wrote it like this, but in fact, Jiang Bai fought with the cat from seven o'clock to 08:30, and finally when the wild cat entered the door mightily, Jiang Bai stayed in place tremblingly for 5 minutes before taking a step forward.Jiangbai's cars are full of skills, load up skills, and fly all the way.Finally arrived at Mingle Bar at nine o'clock, the sweat was naturally caused by racing, the smell of sweat was not sexy.
Jiang Bai smiled lightly and pushed away the attentive waiter.He found a low-key place to sit and ordered nothing.But I asked for a few pieces of cake.It's strange that the drinks in this place don't add anything strange.Jiang Bai didn't look at him randomly since he came in, so he quietly found a more hidden place, quietly.A group of people who expressed interest in him had no idea whether he was a novice or a veteran.This group of people held back and waited for the opportunity.In this way, Jiang Bai survived the old stalk of "you will be accosted when you first enter the gay bar" without any danger.
At quarter past nine, the bar's special program time, the resident singer leads the crazy
There are few people in the world of novels, the speeding car has just passed by, and there are no people who gathered to watch just now, only the lingering sounds of these gossips have not dissipated.
"Flying car, I haven't seen it for a long time, did something important happen?"
"A newcomer is here."
"This is a speeding car, it's even cooler than expected."
"Who is driving the flying car?"
"The professionals have all gone out for urgent training, haven't they?"
"It's Jiang Bai."
"Oh... hey, he is willing to come out."
People in the novel world are very busy, and the opportunity to exchange gossip in person is really rare.Only then did they seize the opportunity to exchange a few words, mostly on the virtual platform.Jiang Bai, on the other hand, was well-known because he had never been on a virtual platform and was famous for being lazy.And it is known as Wonderful No. [-].
Jiang Bai, who was hotly discussed, didn't notice it. He never cared about gossip, but he didn't know that he had the title of No. [-] Wonderful.He took off his helmet, it was a tricky thing.Jiang Bai remembered that there was a cup incident in which a speeding driver died because he didn't untie it.
Jiang Bai can only say that this thing is indeed a troublemaker.
Jiang Bai opened the back cabin, and a group of people inside looked completely white, only looking at Jiang Bai with their eyes.The eyes are either grievous or unbearable, or condemning to make people self-examine, or timid to make people feel sorry, or pretending to be strong to make people feel sorry.
"Here, get out of the car."
Jiang Bai completely shielded the light of Marysu from everyone, and there was no significant expression change on his face.
Helpless, everyone could only get off the speeding car tremblingly. They were fine, but they were suddenly stunned for some reason, and then sat in this inexplicable car.The flying car is shielded, and the people inside cannot see the scene outside.Seeing Jiang Bai, each has his own thoughts.Most of the various Marisu auras that I originally wanted to display flinched when I saw Jiang Bai's cold face.
Jiang Bai is really too lazy to express.Of course, I don't bother to explain a thing or two to these Marysu reserve troops.
Intimidated by Jiang Bai's power, most of the speeding cars stood obediently and followed behind Jiang Bai.Because they know that men are always good.
There was only one elder sister Yu Xiang who said: "Who are you? Why did you arrest me here." There was no resentment in her eyes, but more embarrassment.
Jiang Bai didn't turn his head back, and walked forward.It's just that the cold air coming out of my body is stinging.As for the flying car, after time, it will fold up and return to its original position.
Seeing that Yujie's question was not answered, everyone followed closely.Sister Yu's eyes were sharp, she took out the whip around her waist, and slashed directly at Jiang Bai.
Everyone shouted, and fell to the ground timidly, rubbing their hearts, tears falling down.This is a delicate and white Mary Sue.
"You are so vicious." Pointing at Sister Yu, the Virgin Mary Su said angrily, turning her worried eyes to Jiang Bai.
The rest of the people were silent, but they were actually stunned.They have never seen a woman beat a man.This woman is too savage.
The whip slashed straight at Jiang Bai's head, right in the middle, and separated.
Everyone cried out, how could they escape.
But seeing Jiang Bai flashing aside, the whip hit only Jiang Bai's afterimage.
Jiang Bai hid, his eyes swept over everyone, and he didn't look at Sister Yu.Several Mary Sues stepped forward, wanting to express their sympathy and other emotions.Jiang Bai still didn't receive this kind of information, turned around and left.
Sister Yu was so angry that her lungs were about to explode, this was the first time someone ignored her like this.She swished the whip and blocked Jiang Bai's way. "Are you dumb? Play a game with me."
Sister Yu raised her head proudly, her contemptuous eyes were like looking at a clown.
Jiang Bai lightly blocked the whip facing him with his hand, "No time." It's not as interesting as this little wild cat, and it raises the desire to conquer.
Sister Yu's glass heart shattered into pieces.This man didn't even give her a look. She felt that she had been greatly insulted.
"You, shameless." Sister Yu spat out such a sentence.
"Fight, look for him." Jiang Bai pointed to a group of people coming from a distance - a man leading the way, and three people behind.
Jiang Bai looked at the people in the distance with a relaxed expression.
Sister Yu was so angry that she was speechless, what right did he have to fight me.
The leading man came over and put his arms around Jiang Bai's shoulders, "Brother, this trip has been hard."
"It's okay." Jiang Bai smiled on his face, wishing he could go home immediately.
Li Gui smiled obsequiously and asked, "You earn a lot of extra money, let's help the younger brother." Non-professional drivers drive, and the supervisors of the novel world need to spend a lot of money.However, this non-professional driver is not easy to find.It can be driven, and they don't bother to make money that they don't care about.
Jiang Bai ignored his torn and wrinkled bark face, "earn it yourself." Li Gui's face was paralyzed, and he couldn't drive a speeding car.
Pointing to Li Gui, she said to Sister Yu: "Look for him when your hands are itchy." Sister Yu took a look at Li Gui's ghostly face, and vomited.
After Jiang Bai and the leading man had a simple handover, the leading man said. "Old rules, go to your house to drink at night." The leading man looked at the tired Jiang Bai and smiled. If he hadn't invited him, Jiang Bai would not have taken this trip.
Jiang Bai waved his hand chicly, "Let's go."
The leading man is named Yue Shang, and he is a special trainer in the novel world, mainly training Mary Su.
Yue Shang's smile made many Mary Su's hearts move. He is slender and handsome, and he exudes a man's unique attractive aura everywhere.Sister Yu's face was flushed, bright and coquettish.
"Li Gui, I searched all the people and took them back. Let the two of you assign rooms to them. There are still rules. Special training starts tomorrow." Yue Shang put on sunglasses and a handsome biker outfit, and let all the Mary Sues fall.
On the left and right are twins, both of whom are taciturn.After a long experience with Mary Su, she carried out Yue Shang's order very skillfully.
Yue Shang is the number one wonder in the world of novels, known for not being afraid of all kinds of halos, and also known as the smiling Hades.The means of special training were passed on miraculously.
This wave of Mary Sues is not yet grown up in the real world and the novel world, but they have great potential. They can be sent in after they answer from their hearts that they are willing to abandon their parents, family members, friends and lovers.
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Yue Shang came in without knocking on the door with the wine exchanged from the real world.Jiang Bai was lying on the sofa squinting his eyes.The posture is extremely lazy.
Smelling the aroma of wine, he lazily opened his eyes. "This wine smells good."
Yue Shang threw a jar of wine to Jiang Bai, and the ancient wine was enjoyable to drink. Jiang Bai drank the wine with a slightly smoked expression on his face. "When I go to the ancient world again, hide more." Jiang Bai secretly grabbed a lot, but he didn't last for a few days and was empty.
"Listen to the above, your mission is different this time." Yue Shang stretched his legs and put on a comfortable posture.After staying with Jiang Bai for a long time, I am also lazy.
"Well, there are not many people who are willing to be cannon fodder. Danmei world is short of cannon fodder, so I was sent there." Jiang Bai poured out the whole jar of wine in satisfaction.
Yue Shang smiled, thinking of the news these days, the cannon fodders went on strike one after another, and wanted to do the protagonist's job, so he couldn't help asking: "According to your qualifications, you are the one who should become a regular protagonist among the cannon fodder, right? You don't get tired of being cannon fodder." ?”
Jiang Bai didn't get bored anymore, the more cannon fodder, the fewer scenes, the less appearances, and the task was completed with just a little bit of soy sauce.
"That's right, with your nature, if you are the protagonist, readers will bombard you." The novel world is independent of the real world, but also depends on the real world, most importantly, it depends on the writer and the reader.
In the novel world, character configurations will be added based on the novels created in the real world. There are various protagonists, various cannon fodder, various soy sauces, special trainers and assistants, and novel world supervisors.
"Dangmei world, do you understand?" Yue Shang also knew that his friend was so lazy that he didn't pay attention to the gossip news on the virtual platform.
"Cannon fodder is the same everywhere." Romance is still sensuality, and the role of cannon fodder is the same, so there is no need to delve into it.
Yue Shang was speechless.Doesn't this guy care about current affairs at all?Don't you know that the pillars of the novel world are now the Tanmei novels, and that the protagonists of the Tanmei novels are the upgraded versions of Mary Sue and Tom Sue.After the special training for Mary Su this time, he will have to train Mary Su and Tom Su for a long time to come.
"Don't underestimate the protagonist."
"Well, well, I see." Jiang Bai responded.
"I'm asleep, you can do whatever you want."
Familiar with Jiang Bai's personality, Yue Shang can only spread his hands.
The first attack
At [-]:[-], the time to meet the stand-in Shou Shen Di in the plot.
As soon as Shen Di came out of the building, Jiang Bai, who had been driving the car parked on the side of the road for more than half an hour, immediately locked his eyes on Shen Di, stepped on the accelerator, and drove towards him directly.
Shen Di's pupils widened, panicked.All the bags of various colors in his hands were scattered on the ground, his feet were weak, and he couldn't move a step.However, the car seemed to have eyes, and it stopped in front of Shen Di, only a hair's breadth away.
Jiang Bai walked out of the car unhurriedly, holding a business card in his hand.Keeping a distance between Shen Di and Shen Di, the tone is just right, gentle and polite, but with a sense of distance.
"Are you okay? How about going to the hospital?"
The moment Shen Di got off Jiang Bai's car, he was stunned.He should have seen this person somewhere, but he couldn't remember where.This kind of gentle temperament is what people like him desire most, so it is naturally impressive.
Shen Di looked at Jiang Bai in a daze, as if he didn't hear the question.
Jiang Bai smiled softly, making people feel like a spring breeze.He asked again, "Sir, are you okay? Here is my business card, you can call me anytime if you have any questions."
Shen Di suddenly lost his mind, didn't take the business card, didn't care about the bag, and left without looking back.The speed is quite fast!
Jiang Bai watched Shen Di slip away, left, what's going on?I haven't had time to take out the money yet, shouldn't I tear up the money and business cards and throw them in the trash, and then say a few words that I don't care about money from people like you?
Jiang Bai took the plot and turned it over and watched it several times, that's right.
This is an article with Huaxin Gong as the protagonist, since it is Huaxin Gong, it naturally configures several shou: double shou, loyal dog friend shou, facial paralysis and tolerance assistant shou, and overnight spring breeze Xiaobai shou.The main plot is that the loyal dog shou is willing to go to jail for Huaxin, and Huaxin is greatly moved and finds a double shou while the loyal dog is in prison.The loyal dog shou is released from prison, and the double shou should pack up and leave, but Hua Xingong is reluctant to give up.The loyal dog couldn't take it anymore, and together with his assistant, who had always had a crush on Huaxin Gong, framed the double.Then Huaxin Gong gradually discovered that he and the double Shou are true love in the process.
Jiang Bai's identity is a friend of Huaxin Gong and the loyal dog shou, who feels wronged for the loyal dog shou, and proposes various ideas to frame the substitute shou.It became the resistance for Hua Xingong and the double Shou to be together, and this resistance eventually led Hua Xingong to realize that true love is with the double Shou.
Jiang Bai doesn't understand these exclusive nouns very well, he just wants to go through his own plot, and everything will be fine.According to the plot, this Shen Di was born innocent, from a poor family, with low self-esteem and pride, and thorns all over his body.Didn't his attitude just hit Shen Di's jumping feet?How the reaction is different from the plot, I can't figure it out.
Jiang Bai picked up the bag on the ground and put it in the trunk. It is wrong to litter.
Sitting in the car, Jiang Bai scratched his smooth and unkempt hair, and his gentle temperament was gone.If Shen Di saw this Jiang Bai, it must not be this kind of reaction.
Jiang Bai drove the car fast and returned home in a hurry.Immediately fell on the sofa, sleepy, sleepy.Jiang Bai is the kind of guy who wishes he could sleep twenty hours a day.
After Jiang Bai checked the miscellaneous grains at home, he fell asleep in peace.
By the time he woke up again, one, two or three days had passed.Well, I've slept through, Jiang Bai's reminder says to pick up the loyal dog at nine o'clock.
Jiang Bai took a battle bath, quickly put on his clothes, and drove away with bread in his mouth.
At this time, outside the prison gate, Zhong Quan was carrying a bag, and looked into the distance with confused eyes.After staying in it for so long, it is inevitable to have a sense of fear of the opposite, it is a strange and frightening environment.Zhong Quan rejected this kind of mentality, he took a deep breath, looked back at the prison with closed gates, and all kinds of emotions came to his heart.
Oh, no one came to pick me up.That's right, my parents have long since broken up with me. As for my friends, most of them are friends who can't be avoided.As for Hua Xin, Zhong Quan was afraid of seeing him.Although he was taking the blame for him, Zhong Quan didn't want this friendship to deteriorate.
Zhong Quan was carrying his bag, ready to find a taxi.As soon as he took a step, he heard someone calling him.Hallucinations?Zhong Quan still raised his head, it's been a long time since his name was called so kindly.
"Aquan." Jiang Bai walked over seemingly chicly.The timing was right on time, and the sweat on my head hadn't dried yet, but it didn't affect my image.He looks very gentle because of the glasses on the bridge of his nose.Jiang Bai is very professional. This article assumes that he is gentle and gentle. Jiang Bai himself requires that he play well in front of anyone.
"Jiang Bai." Zhong Quan looked at Jiang Bai in disbelief. "When did you return home?"
"Two days ago, the food abroad was really unpalatable. Of course, there is still you in China." Jiang Bai patted Zhong Quan on the shoulder, without any alienation, as if the two had never been separated.
Resolute acting!
Zhong Quan was moved, but Jiang Bai did not change at all.He was quite worried that his friends would look at him with colored glasses, although he never felt that Jiang Bai would dislike him.Chatting with each other, we got to the side of the car.
Zhong Quan sat in the car, not knowing whether it was reconciled or what, he looked outside.There is only Jiang Bai's car outside the prison gate.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Bai asked deliberately, he had to leave quickly.There will be a tear-jerking scene where the protagonist rushes over, but the crowd is empty.This is one of the necessary bridges to make readers cry.
"It's nothing." With some melancholy, Zhong Quan closed his eyes in disappointment.
"Let's go." Jiang Bai saw the opportunity to interrupt, he had to hurry up and run.Jiang Bai's driving skills were absolutely praised, and only a few seconds later, a bright red car passed by the rear of the car.And Jiang Bai has already turned a corner, and he can't see outside the prison door.However, Zhong Quan closed his eyes and didn't see the flamboyant car.
Jiang Bai felt that his sensitivity had improved to another level.It is this kind of regret, but I missed it, and it is the most tearful.Jiang Bai's grasp of the minutes is not bad.
"How did you know I was released from prison today?" Zhong Quan asked suspiciously, trying to hide his thoughts by the way.
"Ah, I asked my friend." Could it be that the plot told me.Jiang Bai feels that there are still many differences between the people in the romance novel and the people in the Tanmei novel.In the past, no one would have cared about this small loophole.
Jiang Bai's height in Zhong Quan's heart has increased a little.
Zhong Quan's heart was warm.
Jiang Bai, decisive acting king!It's easy to go on the road to cannon fodder.
Jiang Bai has three dens, and the den where he lives for a long time is a cliff and no one is allowed to enter.Jiang Bai took Zhong Quan to the downstairs of an apartment, which is conveniently located in the city, and it is Jiang Bai's nest prepared for Zhong Quan. "From today onwards, you will live here, now, here is the key. Don't refuse. You go wash up, and then we will go out to eat."
Zhong Quan wanted to say something, but stopped again.Turning his head and turning his back, his eyes were moist. "good."
Jiang Bai waited outside boredly, wanted to scratch his hair, and immediately put his hands down.Although he wanted to keep a warm and moist appearance, his stomach, which had only eaten a few slices of bread, finally protested. Remembering that this den had a lot of food that he had prepared in advance, Jiang Bai took out some food from the refrigerator, and some were Zhong Quan likes to eat.This was hoarded from a big purchase three days ago.
When Zhong Quan came out after washing and changing his clothes, he saw some beautiful food on the table. "Huh?" Magic.
"Hey, cherries, your favorite." Jiang Bai held up a plate of red cherries in his left hand, dazzling.
Jiang Bai has always been gentle and gentle, giving people the impression that Mr. Ruyu is not in touch with the world. This is the first time Zhong Quan sees Jiang Bai as a mortal, and it is for himself.
Jiang Bai looked at Zhong Quan's eyes full of emotions and was about to cry to death, his whole person was not good.Don't be bitter and hate all of a sudden, how about being so emotional all of a sudden?I really didn't buy it for you on purpose, I'm just used to storing food and bought too much.Just now I was bored watching the plot, I know your preferences, just go with it.Don't be so moved.
"I'm just doing it." Jiang Bai explained sincerely.
"Well, I understand." You don't want to burden me.Zhong Quan felt that he understood Jiang Bai's mind.
"Then let's go out to eat." Eating is the main event, and I'm about to see Huaxin Gong. Before that, I must fill my stomach.So, "You want to eat something." Jiang Bai suggested.
But at the moment outside the prison gate, Hua Xin had a gloomy expression on his face.He waited for an hour in the scorching heat, but he didn't see a single person.Where did Zhong Quan go?
Hua Xin took the phone and dialed the assistant's mobile phone, and his violent tone penetrated directly through the wire. "It's not that he came out at nine o'clock, who? Not today?"
The assistant didn't seem to feel this atmosphere, and still replied in a flat tone: "On the 5th and 20th, I will be released from prison at 9 o'clock, that's right."
Hua Xin, who had confirmed the news again, got into the car and said, "Go and find out where Zhong Quan is?" Hua Xin hung up the phone without waiting for an answer.Hua Xin, who was in an irritable mood, drove the car at a speed that could almost catch up with Jiang Bai's usual speed.
He was upset not only about Zhong Quan, but also about Shen Di.Once the real card is back, the substitute will have no effect.He planned to have a showdown tomorrow, but today he asked Shen Di out for a breakup meal, and turned off the fire by the way.
The first attack
"Jiang Bai, where to eat? Let's not go, just stay at home." Coming out of there, Zhong Quan subconsciously resisted contacting the crowd.
"Don't, take the wind and wash the dust. Where to go, you will know when you arrive, and there will be surprises." Jiang Bai looked at the time and thought that it was almost the same.There is no director, just a simple outline, and the protagonist's general behavior can be speculated through the protagonist's psychology and personality, so as to promote the plot.Jiang Bai can play the role of cannon fodder.
Breeze House, the novel is set at the place where Jiang Bai, Zhong Quan and Hua Xin often met in college, it is more than elegant.
It is also the place where Hua Xin met Shen Di for the first time.Jiang Bai silently read the name several times. According to the usual practice, more things must happen in this place.
Zhong Quan looked out of the window, but in just a few years, the outside has changed so much.Familiar places have been overturned and turned into modern high-rise buildings. The feeling of being excluded makes Zhong Quan very powerless.
The scene in front of him kept changing, and Zhong Quan's mood was always depressed.Hey, the smell of a familiar place, "Is this our university?" Even the brows were filled with joy.
Jiang Bai deliberately lowered his voice and spoke slowly, showing a gentle feeling. "Yeah, guess where it went."
"En." Zhong Quan couldn't wait to look at his alma mater. The sun was no longer scorching, and college students who were in their youth in twos and threes put away their umbrellas and walked by.Seeing them young and immature, Zhong Quan couldn't help flashing the scenes of the three of them living in college.
Jiang Bai deliberately turned around the outside of the university for half a circle, and saw the expression on Zhong Quan's face from the mirror. Well, the heat is almost the same. Such a familiar scene must be able to outline the best feelings in Zhong Quan's heart. After all, it is Shallots.
"After staying abroad for so many years, I still like the food of Breeze Restaurant the most. There is deliciousness in the air." Jiang Bai dutifully read his lines.
Seeing Jiang Bai's nostalgic expression, Zhong Quan was also in a good mood, "Me too." Responding to Jiang Bai's words, Zhong Quan pushed the door, and then his eyes were involuntarily attracted by the person sitting by the window.Can't move, that person hasn't changed at all.To him, there is still a fatal attraction.
Since Jiang Bai entered this place, he has concentrated his body and mind.Tsk, the protagonist can't just stand here, there must be a head-on confrontation, and the scene of passing by is not so cruel. Now readers have long picked on this kind of plot as hypocrisy.
"Ah Quan, let's sit there, it's still the old place." He grabbed Zhong Quan's hand and dragged him away.Since he came out of the prison, Zhong Quan's favorability by Jiang Bai soared, and he was grabbed by Jiang Bai, and he didn't refuse much.
Hua Xin was facing the door, but he was always defiant and couldn't see anyone else.He was looking at Shen Di impatiently, what's going on, one or two, all like this.
"Why is he here? Let's go." Jiang Bai pretended to have just seen Hua Xin and expressed his indignation.Although Jiang Bai's setting is a warm and moist image, there is still a branch trigger-as long as it involves friends and faces Hua Xin, he will properly incarnate in a state of blowing hair.
Hua Xin felt a stare staring at him just now, but he has always been a luminous body, so he didn't care.However, hearing this voice, Hua Xin felt familiar.As soon as he looked up, he saw Jiang Bai and Zhong Quan who released his pigeons.
Jiang Bai's words have achieved the effect, and now we have to vacate the ground and hand over the main battlefield to Zhong Quan, Hua Xin and Shen Di.When a love rival meets, he is extremely jealous. Jiang Bai has encountered cannon fodder five out of ten times.This is not boring, and I like Jiang Bai's professional ethics.
"You, when did you return home?"
I'm going, why is it different from the script.Author, please don't change the content every minute.It is rare for Jiang Bai to complain about the author, he is really too lazy to complain.
Why do you complain?The content of the script Jiang Bai got is the outline that the author has already written. As the cannon fodder, that is, he continues to promote the plot, these contents are presented in the author's pen.However, if the author suddenly had a brain twitch and changed the plot, Jiang Bai, the cannon fodder, must be consistent with the author.This is also one of the reasons why the cannon fodder resisted. It is so unfair to live more tiredly than the protagonist and get less than the protagonist.
Back to the topic, since Hua Xin asked, Jiang Bai used an alienated tone, but he was still far away from him, and said very politely: "I just returned to China, thank you for your concern." It is not the rhythm of being a good friend at all.
At this time, the situation is not right, and Jiang Bai is naturally witty.He directly brought the topic to another person who didn't speak - Shen Di. "You, I'm sorry. I was really embarrassed that day. Have you gone to the hospital for an examination?" Jiang Bai instantly turned into a gentle image, especially when he was sincere, it was difficult to push the cabinet.
"I, I'm fine." Shen Di looked at Jiang Bai, then lowered his head again.
What's the matter with being so shy?Jiang Bai glanced at Shen Di.
Under Jiang Bai's gaze, Shen Di turned his head, and then met Zhong Quan's eyes.
Although the two people don't look much alike, they are both tall and straight people.The temperament is quite similar, the difference is that Shen Di is more noble and gloomy, while Zhong Quan is more loyal and silent.
It's a good substitute.Jiang Bai judged secretly.
At this moment, Zhong Quan, stop being silent is golden, let your blood spill.Quickly ask Hua Xin what's going on, and give him a cup of drink to wash his face.You should feel wronged. You took the blame for him, but he found a substitute behind your back.At this time, you have to go crazy, you are rivals in love, don't be so silent, okay?
Looking at this situation, Jiang Bai only had one feeling. Sure enough, there is a big difference between Tanmei novels and romance novels.Even cannon fodder is not so smooth to make.
Jiang Bai could only break through and say: "Hua Xin, since the day you let Zhong Quan take the blame for you, we are no longer friends."
"Zhong Quan, what did you tell Jiang Bai? I asked you to be scapegoated for me?"
"Don't hide it, Zhong Quan was also asked. He didn't say anything, I checked it myself." Jiang Bai made up his own words, Zhong Quan, please speak quickly.
"Jiang Bai, let's go." Wrestling, it's not for you to say this.Jiang Bai felt that he did not do his homework well.
"Don't go, just make it clear first. Zhong Quan, let me ask you, why didn't you wait for me to pick you up, and why did you accuse me of taking the blame for me?"
Well, the plot is all messed up.The two continued to argue.Jiang Bai had to find another way, which is a good breakthrough.Looking at Shen Di who has never joined the battle circle, he said, "I will put away the things you dropped that day, and come and pick them up when you are free. This is my business card."
Shen Dinuonuo agreed and took the business card.
"Can you take it?" Hua Xin forcefully opened Shen Di's hand, and the business card landed safely in his palm.Hua Xin looked at Shen Di, his gaze was full of disgust and contempt.
Zhong Quan was very tired, looking at the person he loved so much but caring so much about another person, that person was still so similar to him.What is this, a stand-in?It's funny, I'm the stand-in for love.Although he knew that Hua Xin didn't love him, but he showed it on the outside in such a thorny way, it was like peeling off his coat in public and letting himself be covered in blood.
Zhong Quan couldn't stand the fiery gazes of college students in twos and threes around him, all kinds of whispered conversations, and the crowds gathered.
He didn't care too much, his face was pale, and he walked out quickly.Hua Xin didn't move, just watched Zhong Quan leave.
One of the duties of cannon fodder is to make the author look good by spilling blood.Jiang Bai saw that Hua Xin was so smart, so he could only make a move.
"He is now living in Sangliu's apartment. Please don't appear within 30 meters of him. You have caused him so much misery. As Zhong Quan's good friend, I have the obligation to warn you not to disturb his peaceful life again." Is it okay?" This kind of words must be said very angry and helpless, and also has to reveal some worries.Jiang Bai's perfect interpretation, full marks for actions, and full marks for tone.The key is that the main information of the residence has already been revealed.
Then he dragged Zhong Quan away in great strides. At this critical moment, he had to leave.Only then can Hua Xin have time to explain to the stand-in.
Nothing happened to Jiang Bai during the next period of time, it was Huaxin Gong who confessed to Zhong Quan and couldn't let go of Shen Di.It's a bloody drama, but Jiang Bai doesn't have much time to watch the gossip. Why do you leave a lot of free time for this? Jiang Bai has only one answer to this, sleep dear, don't wake up when the earthquake comes ,relative.Anyway, no one will die.
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In the real world, house girl A stretches her waist after frantically typing on the keyboard.
This chapter is simply a prelude to the explosion, and it is about to enter the scene of one attack and two losses, making the bloody blood come more violently.
——The author's psychological monologue
My favorite loyal dog has been blackened! !There is no more cute stalk than this, cheer up!Top top.
——Reader
The first attack
Jiang Bai brought up the outline of the plot, and the next step is to find the loyal dog with various explanations, and the loyal dog is forgiven.Then the loyal dog was hindered and humiliated in various ways in finding a job, and went to Huaxingong's company when he applied for a job, but was accepted by Huaxingong's assistant with forbearance and crush.When he reappears, he will be willing to act as a stand-in, and find the stand-in who has left again. He wants to fight for the injustice of his friend, loyal dog, and give advice.
ok, there are still fifteen days before his next appearance.
One of the cannon fodder rules, you must never get involved with the plotters when you don't need to appear on the stage.Therefore, during these fifteen days, Jiang Bai cannot appear in front of Zhong Quan, Hua Xin, and Shen Di.So, he decided to sleep in a deep sleep, so that no one could ring the doorbell when he came to find him.
Here I have to talk about the particularity of Jiangbai's stomach, just like the desert rose, it can store water for a year for it to grow and bloom.Jiang Bai's stomach can store food for a month for the normal operation of his body mechanism.
Jiang Bai ate up the refrigerator and the food he just swept out from the supermarket. He didn't pick anything, except for one thing that was absolutely impossible, and that was the quality of sleep.The quality of sleep depends on the sleeping environment, so he arranged the interior very softly, playing soothing music, and the curtains hanging down to the floor to block the sunlight and let in a glimmer of light. The temperature in the room is very suitable.After Jiang Bai looked around, he sat on the sofa with satisfaction.
Close your eyes and go to sleep.
The whole room is in a very harmonious and mysterious state.Well, indeed.Because the music played by Jiang Bai was bought by him from Shen Jing, who has the title of the third strange flower in the novel world, and it is the only piece of music called "Daoxuan".It's like a nameless but substantive thing that comforts you and comforts you.For Jiang Bai, it is as important as a life-saving medicine.
During these fifteen days, three people and a wild cat came from outside Jiangbai Gate.
On the fifth day, Hua Xin finally found out where Jiang Bai lived from various sources. He rang the doorbell outside the door for 10 minutes without ringing. After walking for 10 minutes, I left angrily.
On the eighth day, someone from Longteng Company came to deliver the letter of employment, but they were rejected and left.
No.14, at nine o'clock in the evening, Hua Xin's assistant drove to visit alone, left a letter and left.
No. 15 days, oh, no, during these [-] days, a wild cat has been lying outside Jiangbai Gate, hiding by the nearby tree.Neither foraging for food nor going to other places, just hiding obediently.It is said to be a wild cat because it is homeless; although it is a wild cat, its hair is not as dirty as ordinary wild cats.
Fifteen days later, as the last ending of "Daoxuan" ended, Jiang Bai opened his eyes.
Sure enough, when I opened my eyes, I was still the most hungry.However, as a cannon fodder with professional ethics, Jiang Bai is still very dedicated to opening the plot. The plot is updated in real time based on the writer's writing.
Jiang Bai looked at the content and sighed while holding his forehead.Jiang Bai, who has never liked to chatter, has to sigh that this danmei writer is a bit out of his mind. What does it mean to change the outline every day?
Although he hates Marysu, Jiang Bai still misses the days of being cannon fodder in romantic dramas.
Tsk, the workload has increased.Before nine o'clock in the evening, he had to tidy up and go to a gay bar to meet or use another word given by the writer-encounter Huaxingong, who was mistakenly recognized by the spring breeze and fell asleep overnight.And you have to gain the trust of Xiaobai Shou, as a foreshadowing for the following article, it is also a big killer to drive away the double shou.
Jiang Bai went out before seven o'clock, opened the door, and a wild cat was holding a letter in its paws, staring at it with bright eyes, and three seconds later, he threw Jiang Bai down and grabbed Jiang Bai's trousers with his paws.
——What's the situation?Jiang Bai was at a loss.
Don't get so close, Jiang Bai looked at the wild cat in horror, sneezing continuously, almost without a break.This guy has dense hair allergies. To explain it, cats, dogs, monkeys, pandas, and tigers with well-developed hair cannot be touched or touched by him.
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Mingle Bar, at nine o'clock, there are people coming and going in all kinds of cool clothes. A strange man caught the attention of the waiters. He is dressed casually, with glasses on the bridge of his nose. He looks gentle and elegant, but he has a natural Extravagance makes you both want to get closer and fear the distance between you.And the few spots of sweat on the bridge of his nose are extremely vivid, and it seems unreasonable to make people feel less separated, adding a bit of sexiness.
This gentleman is Jiang Bai.The writer wrote it like this, but in fact, Jiang Bai fought with the cat from seven o'clock to 08:30, and finally when the wild cat entered the door mightily, Jiang Bai stayed in place tremblingly for 5 minutes before taking a step forward.Jiangbai's cars are full of skills, load up skills, and fly all the way.Finally arrived at Mingle Bar at nine o'clock, the sweat was naturally caused by racing, the smell of sweat was not sexy.
Jiang Bai smiled lightly and pushed away the attentive waiter.He found a low-key place to sit and ordered nothing.But I asked for a few pieces of cake.It's strange that the drinks in this place don't add anything strange.Jiang Bai didn't look at him randomly since he came in, so he quietly found a more hidden place, quietly.A group of people who expressed interest in him had no idea whether he was a novice or a veteran.This group of people held back and waited for the opportunity.In this way, Jiang Bai survived the old stalk of "you will be accosted when you first enter the gay bar" without any danger.
At quarter past nine, the bar's special program time, the resident singer leads the crazy
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