Cannon Fodder Code
Chapter 1 Wedge
Blessed is Your Majesty, the beauty who overwhelms the country and the city.
"Wish to dance for His Majesty, and the country will last forever." That voice can almost soften the bones of all men.
Jiang Bai cast his eyes lightly, "Jiangshan is eternal? Come and dance."
Fang Fang is a fragile beauty, but when she moves, she seems to change from flowing water to a tree standing on the top of a cliff, tough and lonely.
A layer of white gauze was caged outside and flew away in the rotation, revealing a fierce red dress, like a phoenix nirvana.
This transition from weak to strong has an unparalleled sense of impact.
"Well, the dance is not bad, let's go to the Lilu Department."
"Well, if there is nothing wrong with the ministers, then retreat."
Jiang Bai sat lazily on the dragon chair, looking at the various situations below.But only the eyes of the peerless beauty who bowed her head and knelt in thanks were missed.
The second law of temptation
Jiang Bai's review of the memorials was exhausting.Throwing a pen and raising eyebrows, he got up and went to the hot spring.
"Your Majesty..." Wherever he went, everyone fell to their knees.A chief eunuch hesitated to speak, followed by several delicately dressed maids with lowered eyebrows, and several eunuchs who washed the clothes.
"Withdrew." Jiang Bai was exhausted, he didn't take a look, and his footsteps didn't stop.The chief eunuch asked again hesitantly: "Is it fifteen today? Does Your Majesty..."
Surrounded by the momentum of the situation, with the sternness of the cold rain, he shouted in a short but sharp tone: "Trash, get out." The man who played the role of the eunuch was almost scared to the ground by this momentum, especially when he left the river. Bai Na's eyes seemed to pierce people's hearts, seeing through all dirty thoughts, he reluctantly did so, pulled up the hem of his front clothes, and casually called everyone to back up backwards, and only stepped back a foot outside the door before letting out a deep breath.
Jiang Bai took off the clothes outside the clothes, only wearing unlined clothes, and stepped on the blanket with bare feet, the bright night pearl exuded a soft and bright light, the hairpin on his head was removed, and his black hair was rolled on the white clothes. Under the light, the tall and straight figure looks graceful.Jiang Bai's pace changed from being as light as a cat before, deliberately stepping on the drums, and powerful, showing that he is an emperor who will immediately hit the world.
He dipped his feet into the water, bent his arms, frowned, and his eyes were condensed.From the camera, he is a lonely emperor unknown to the world. Although he is rich in the world and the lord of the world, he does not have a confidant.Jiang Bai's expression can make even a hard-hearted woman feel pity.
However, in fact, Jiang Bai, who looked extremely lonely on the outside, was actually playing with the water boredly, and said angrily in his heart: Where did You Shou die?Didn't the script say that he was coming to assassinate him? Hurry up and come out.
"Jiang Bai, enter the hot spring." The director suddenly interrupted.
Jiang Bai removed the single clothes, which was impossible.He went down from one corner, slowly and cautiously, almost closing his eyes.The picture captured by the camera is that he frowned, and his sadness continued to double.
Jiang Bai: I'm afraid of water. Didn't the script say that you don't need to jump and go straight to the fight? I rubbed and fooled me.
The voice was going to be cut later, so the audience saw the smooth picture: the emperor couldn't shake off his sorrow, so he simply entered the water and suffocated himself half to death, feeling great pity.Of course, the barrage is more: the emperor is wet, oh alive.The skin is big and beautiful, oh, the collarbone, the small waist, the small hands, zizi...
When the picture turned, a bewitching beauty in red, with a beautiful neck slightly exposed, was as noble as a swan, and she slowly lifted up from the water.The movement is extremely slow, and there is a sense of extreme beauty that confuses people's minds.She swam behind the emperor, her two white arms suddenly clung to the emperor's waist, from bottom to top, the belly of her hand brushed the emperor's lips, paused for a while, then moved to the emperor's eyes to cover them.
Blowing like orchids, blowing moist water vapor around the emperor's ears, lingering and bewitching. □□ not □□, happy but not promiscuous.
Jiang Bai: Goosebumps are about to rise, but I dare not move.
Jiang Bai put all his attention on the vigilant water, read his lines slowly, and changed his expression of immortality just now, but it made others feel that he was determined and calm: "The beauty of Zhou Guo is so bold. Zhou Guo's atmosphere should also be changed." The meaning of the words is that this week Zhou Guo should also be included in his territory.
The beauty giggled, "Your Majesty, it's not appropriate to talk about state affairs at this time, so how about doing something romantic?" She boldly teased, leaning on Jiang Bai's body with her whole body, her toes were so naughty, she had to step on Jiang Bai's toes Scratching his head indiscriminately, the two long legs climbed onto Jiang Bai's legs weakly, rubbing the inner side, slightly red.The red dress was slit to the waist, and the camera sometimes showed it, but sometimes it just passed by.Just don't show it all.
Audience: The crew is too naughty, is it interesting to tease the audience, hum.
Jiang Bai intends to throw the person who made trouble on him, no matter what, if he stays in the water, he will die.However, even if a person who is afraid of water has a high force value, hum, it's hard to tell.
Jiang Bai: Forbearance.I just tried hard,
Youshou, who has been openly and secretly seducing all kinds of temptations, said that the opportunity he was looking for would allow him to escape?Wouldn't that be a joke.Youshou shook out the slender tube in his sleeve, which contained aphrodisiac drugs, the crew gave it to be fake, but the crew found out: Damn it, what's going on?Is the counterfeit drug the real thing?
— Tongue kisses, ah, tongue kisses.
The members of the props team faced the ambiguous eyes of their colleagues who said "Oh, so you are so cj, I underestimated you", all kinds of want to scratch the wall, let me explain and explain before dying.
With a flick of Yushou's fingers, a cloud of smoke came out of the thin tube, which was extremely thin, mixed with the mist steaming in the hot spring.There were still all kinds of love words in his mouth, and suddenly he straightened Jiang Bai and faced him.Bite his lip directly.Tossing and turning, like a lingering and melodious ballad, there is a silver thread between them.
Jiang Bai was completely angry, but his feet were weak and he couldn't do justice for himself. His slightly angry expression was particularly emotional.
He has only one thought now: Where is the script, quickly show your weapon, and assassinate me.Director, are you just eating?Not yet.
Jiang Bai directs what he thinks to be extremely sharp eyes towards the viewfinder, but those sharp eyes are entangled by Youshou's provocative eyes, and immediately become sharp and arrogant.
In the future, this clip will be regarded as the treasure of the screen by the majority of rotten girls, and they can't help licking the screen a hundred times each time.
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Jiang Bai couldn't bear it anymore, he wanted to speak, but his mouth was blocked; he wanted to move, but his feet were entangled.He killed Youshou with his eyes, but he took it as teasing.
your sister's.
Youshou got a lot of money. Seeing Jiang Bai's anger reached a critical point, he finally drew his sword just in case of any unexpected personal accident.
——Your sister, you are so small, you are sure you are here to assassinate me, can you assassinate me?
No matter what, the filming of the last scene was finally finished, and Jiang Bai slumped on the chair, vowing not to talk to You Shou.
Youshou: "Why, do you think I'm taking advantage of you?"
Jiang Bai: Hmph.Continue to cover your head with the newspaper and ignore it.
Youshou: "Hey, haven't you heard the phrase 'Your Shou at first sight is a lifelong mistake'? You are secretly in love with me, and you want to take advantage of it?"
On the other side, the dull screenwriter blushed, "Master, this, this, this..." He hesitated for a long time, but he didn't have the nerve to say it.
The gold medal screenwriter rolled up his sleeves and knocked him on the head with a script, "What's the matter? Haven't figured it out yet? Apprentice, you're good at everything, but you're too dull. Hey, why did you take you as a teacher? Give me a good job in the future." Look, open your eyes."
"Master, are they the same?"
The master pinched the cheek of his stunned disciple, and sighed meaningfully, "After staying for a long time, you will understand."
Crouching on the chair was sulking, but he fell asleep, and when he opened his eyes again, he had no food.Because the crew said: "Isn't your scene finished filming? Shouldn't it be time to leave? Why did you order your meal?"
Jiang Bai: See you for the first time for such a picky crew.This is also the first crew he has stayed in.
Jiang Bai dialed the phone and asked his assistant to pick it up. This time, there was one in the setting that he could not drive and had poor self-care ability.Jiang Bai is embarrassed, he can only look at the car and sigh.Eating is not important, but sleeping is important. He should go home quickly, but the crew has set up camp for a month, and they don't know where home is at all, and they can't get through to the assistant's phone. Jiang Bai, who doesn't have a penny, continues to embarrass.
Youshou has been secretly observing and took the opportunity to tease him: "Hey, why are you still here to feed the mosquitoes? Didn't you pat your ass and leave early? Could it be that you can't live without the assistant? Could it be a giant baby? Hey , as expected, a man like me who is handsome, healthy, and understands the joys of life is the only one."
Jiang Bai, with the label of "zero self-care ability", continued to endure.
Youshou continued to speak harshly, and Jiang Bai continued to be arrogant and silent.
You defended your poisonous tongue again, feeling comfortable all over, and decided to show kindness, "Hey, seeing how pitiful you are, I'll take you with me."
Jiang Bai can only accept it, otherwise it will be unreasonable.Who let the setting be that he has a crush on Youshou, can he refuse the request of his sweetheart?Absolutely impossible.
Jiang Bai: "For the sake of your sincerity, I will reluctantly give you such a chance." Then, without waiting for Youshou to give a response, he left first, vividly portraying the expression that feared that he would be refuted. .
The shooting location is the famous Hot Spring Palace, but the outside is quite deserted.Jiang Bai listened to Youshou's various narcissistic declarations in his left ear, complaining that he didn't know where he got so much self-goodness.
Thinking about how to meet those future rivals?
As the time in the car pointed to twelve midnight, Jiang Baitou suddenly became dizzy, leaning on the back of the chair, closing his eyes and falling asleep.
"Hey, Jiang Bai, let me tell you, I have a very good vision, and it would definitely be the biggest regret in their life if they didn't choose me as an idol. Hey, Jiang Bai, are you listening?" I didn't wait for a response Yushou turned his head and looked over.It happened that Jiang Bai's eyes suddenly opened, shining brightly, but there was a hook in his eyes, a little evil.
When Youshou took a closer look, he found that Jiang Bai was still the guy who looked tough on the outside, but was a little dull on the inside, so he was relieved that he was dazzled, and even smart and invincible people would be dazzled.
"I'm homeless, I'm going to live with you. Is that okay?"
I can't stand being so cute all of a sudden.Youshou, who was planning to fight for a long time, was stunned and slammed on the brakes, "Say it again? Although I am the most handsome man in the world, you are sure to go to my house." Wishing for it!
Wu Yang: "You like me, I like you, what's wrong with being together?" Watching Jiang Bai do tasks during this time, he found that Jiang Bai could not accept the same, so when he woke up, he saw himself and Isn't it wonderful to sleep with a man?
Wu Yang is going to lure Youshou to the bed.
The second law of temptation
Writers in the real world ponder over the plot over and over again, their eyebrows frowning enough to kill a fly.Delete it, overthrow it and start over.Flying her fingers, she quickly wrote down the inspiration that flashed through her mind: Only when you die at the youngest, brightest and most dazzling time can you be remembered for a long time.Therefore, the one who loves deeply can only be the dead.
Finally, at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the revision was completed.She typed the last word, uploaded, and turned off the computer.There was the cold rain outside the window, and the pale incandescent light inside the room shone on her face, making it miserable.Occasionally, some raindrops leaked from the roof and dripped on her bare feet. When she stepped on them, she remembered the cannon fodder man who was written to death, with an unpredictable and cold smile on her face.
She only loves sensual beauty-convinced that only men can torture men to death.From ancient times to the present, the relationship between men and women has always been unequal, and only the contest between men and men is equal.
She is a cold-blooded person, but she prefers to write romantic and romantic people. However, she tried her best to describe those characters, but all the characters in her pen were full of unfeeling.They can sprinkle salt when they are extremely sweet, and they can cut off love when they are extremely sad.Her writing is also like her name, Poppy.
Readers jokingly called her Stepmother 2.0.
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Jiang Bai looked at the clock hanging on the wall as if it was 12 o'clock. He nestled on the sofa, slumped into a lump of mud, listening to the long rhythm of "Daoxuan", with a mysterious inheritance, which relieved his mood a lot.
drop……
Jiang Bai received a pass from the real world.The name Poppy made Jiang Bai pay a little attention, and when he quickly understood the content, he expressed a good impression of this writer.He died very quickly, and Jiang Bai was very satisfied with this.
Jiang Bai packed up his lazy personality, cheered up, and then fell asleep with confidence.This time, he finally didn't mess around with the big-brained writers. Holding the finished novel, Jiang Bai slept peacefully until he was supposed to attend the "Lishan Song" promotion meeting.
When the last sound of Daoxuan disappeared, Jiang Bai woke up, and then received a call from the elusive manager and assistant Nixi.The anxious sound of panic woke Jiang Bai up completely. "Jiang Bai, where did you die, and you can't get through. If you don't answer the phone, you will receive a call from the police telling me about my death."
"I'm at home, you drive over, there will be a publicity meeting at ten o'clock."
"Ancestor, you still know about the publicity meeting. I'll be right there."
Nixi opened the door and came in, urging him as he walked.
"I didn't tell you, I have something important, don't look for me these days." For Jiang Bai, sleeping is the biggest thing.
"Ah, I forgot, hehe." With a smiling face, Nixi continued: "Jiang Bai, do you know that Youshou has been looking for you these days?"
"Well, I don't know."
Khan, Nixi is speechless about Jiang Bai's treatment.He comforted himself, this guy has always had this personality since he was a child, forget it, forget it, it doesn't matter to him.Thinking of the various magazine shoots, advertisers, and scripts that were rejected during this period, Nixi's heart actually became a river of sadness.As a standard nanny for a bamboo horse, he has fallen into Jiang Bai's hands all his life.
Nixi took Jiang Bai to make a model, picked out clothes, and finally reconciled with the army - the backstage of the promotion meeting.Nixi wiped off his sweat, and then quickly mingled with everyone.
When he looked at Jiang Bai from the place where the crowd was moving, where did this guy go?
He grabbed a staff member and asked, "Have you seen my Jiang Bai?"
Scratching his head, "Oh, I remembered, Brother Jiang and Brother Youshou walked over there together."
"Youshou's offending personality, Jiang Bai's lazy temper, don't do anything out of the ordinary, and be photographed by reporters." Nixi whispered, why do you think something is going to happen? .Hey, worrying about Jiang Bai's affairs, I have turned myself into an aunt.
Jiang Bai, who was stared at by Youshou as soon as he entered the backstage, finally followed Youshou to the bathroom helplessly.
Bang, lock the door.
"What do you mean? You didn't answer the phone, no one was there, I thought you weren't coming to the publicity meeting today?" Youshou said with strong resentment.
"I, I..." Jiang Bai faltered and couldn't explain it at all.When he woke up from Youshou's bed early that morning, he ran away immediately.Then he ran into Nixi who was looking for him, went home logically, then slumped on the sofa, not wanting to move, would anyone believe that he slept for ten days?
"You left my house that day without saying goodbye. What do you mean? Oh, you dislike me?" Seeing Jiang Bai's dodging eyes, Youshou immediately became angry. After traveling here, he has always been smooth sailing, and his career is extremely smooth. As a A confident person, he decided not to allow the man he fell in love with for the first time to reject him?
"How dare you despise me." Youshou wrapped his arms around his waist, held his neck with his right hand, immediately moved his mouth up, bit his teeth hard, and stuck his tongue in, sweeping the air there, saliva intersecting.
Got lip attack again?Still a man.Depend on.It's strange that Jiang Bai didn't dare to move.
He cut You Shou's hands and feet backwards, "We don't know each other well."
"We don't know each other well, we're all sleeping in the same bed, it's a joke that we don't know each other well." It's not up to you if you don't know each other well.
Youshou sees that the beauty trick is not working well, so he changes it.
"Anyway, we also slept in bed, so you don't want to get rid of it." Youshou stalked so hard because he was really in love.To get along with each other without rejection for a month, and to save lives three times, he is willing to promise with his body.For this reason, a hot spring scene is specially designed to lure him into the game, even if Jiang Bai is a straight man, he will break the bend.
Jiang Bai looked at Youshou, who was shameless and skinless, and he was lost. He was a crush, why the relationship between the characters was reversed.Poppy's character design is not like this, is it romantic and affectionate rather than dedicated?The characters are broken... The plot is not like this, why can't we follow the plot well?Is it not unreasonable to make trouble?
Jiang Bai was unable to complain, and following the cannon fodder rules, he cheered up to appease Youshou... against his will, he agreed to the land cession and compensation agreement.
"Are we familiar?"
"Cooked."
"You can't deny what I said in the future."
"Row."
"You move to live with me."
"what?"
"Don't agree?"
"Promise, promise."
After the first publicity session ended, many discerning reporters and Mi Fensi found out, damn it, when did these two people get mixed up, don't wear the same pair of trousers so clearly.
With the following three or four games, especially the online BL version edited the trailer of "Lishan Song" and the MV made by the two of their other films became popular, more supporting actors were invited.
The last publicity meeting was held at ten o'clock in the evening. Looking at Jiang Bai who was taken away from him, Nixi felt tragic in his heart: it can't be true.Beating the ground a hundred times, he should never have let You Shou take advantage of his loopholes.
Yushou turned his head, glared at Nixi, and then gave him a reassuring look.
Nixi was even more tragic: Is it really true?
It's just that Jiang Bai has been entering the venue all the time, and he can't explain it. After he walks out of the venue, there is no need to explain.
Directors, leading actors, producers, supporting actors, screenwriters and other main creative personnel entered the venue one by one and sat on the stage.
There is almost no news, I have picked what should be picked a few days ago, and I have enough red envelopes.There are several scandals that have been concocted, but are Jiang Bai and Youshou true?The reporters were secretly curious.But who dares to ask, they are all old oily!
After asking the routine questions that you all know, a rookie at the beginning risked the world's shame-asked.
"Brother Youshou and Brother Jiang's acting skills are obvious to all. I don't know if the two of you are so good at acting?" Don't make it too obvious to provoke.
"Biaoxi, what is Biao, your Chinese is not taught by your physical education teacher, is it? It is still possible to remake it. Tsk tsk, with your face, reincarnation is useless, and I think it is difficult to have a second plastic surgery."
There was laughter all over the place.
The rookie was very thick-skinned, and continued to ask: "The queen in "Lishan Song" is played by Fang Yuan. We all know that Fang Yuan is the number one beauty everyone recognizes. There is a poll on the Internet, which of you two likes her more?" Although it is inferior, it is very effective. No matter how you answer it, you can pull out countless idle articles.
Sitting next to the director, Fang Yuan glanced up at the little rookie, it was enough, and pulled her into the battle.
Jiang Bai leaned lazily on the chair, not willing to answer questions.And the sharp-mouthed Youshou just looked at Fangyuan, and then hugged Jiang Bai. "Let's be honest: We don't all like her."
Fang Yuan: Damn, I'm in the sea of liking my old lady, and my old lady doesn't care about your liking, narcissist.Thinking of the piles and piles of the crew, there are tears.The dignified number one beauty, being ridiculed frequently for being ugly can scare people, she better not think about it.
Everyone: ...There is a hot spot, dig deep.
Director: What's wrong with that?
Then there was such a deliberate pause, Youshou pulled Jiang Bai up, looked into Jiang Bai's eyes, and said affectionately: "We like each other, we are together."
Fang Yuan: I'll check it out, it's so hot, and sure enough, we hooked up on set.
Director: A ignorant boy.
Jiang Bai touches the affectionate eyes that don't seem to be fake, and thinks of a large wave of genuine attackers in the plot, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and none of them showed up, Alexander.
It can only lead the snake out of the hole.
Jiang Bai pushed Youshou's hand away. Under Youshou's dazed gaze, the hot eyes of the reporters in the audience, the dark lens, and the dumbfounded crew members on the same stage, he leisurely took Picking up the folding fan, which is an inseparable prop of the characters on the table, he smiled sassyly, opened the fan, and put his arms around Yushou's waist sideways, with his face close to his face, covered by the fan, and the water didn't even touch his lips.Let him take the initiative to kiss a man, but he still can't get out; ask a woman to kiss him, but he still can't get out.
Under the cover of the folding fan, the meaning of the announcement is obvious, and there is no need to say anything.
——I went, and the god horse didn't see it.
The disgruntled many entertainments are extremely sad.This hand is beautiful, Jiang Bai is suddenly witty and we can't stand it!
The second law of temptation
Jiang Bai and Youshou's high-profile announcement of coming out of the closet received an extraordinary response.In order to avoid the serious consequences of Mi Fensi's suicide, the company ordered Jiang Bai and Youshou to squat at home silently.However, these two people didn't care about the company's suspected blockade at all, and the managers of Tuliu Nisi and Youshou hugged their heads.
Jiang Bai opened the refrigerator and ran out of food, "Nissi, go to the supermarket to buy food, starving to death is a big deal."
Nixi had a sullen expression that you still have the face to eat, and finally drove to buy food obediently, followed by the manager Youshou who followed suit.
"Why did you come out? If you don't look at them, if you do something earth-shattering, we will apologize with death."
Youshou's manager: "The tail of the typhoon, the tail of the typhoon."
Looking at him with a motherly expression, Nixi could only wave his hands, "Forget it, forget it, just follow along."
Youshou was frantically brushing his scarf, and saw [Wang Feng’s headline disappeared again] hehe smiled, it seems that his company’s crisis public relations are not so arrogant, let me just say, if the news of him and Jiang Bai coming out of the closet can be blocked If it is lost, it will not be the Internet age.
Youshou got up, looked at Jiang Bai who was lying on the side sleeping, and hooked his foot, "Jiang Bai, look, we are a meager headline, this photo is very beautiful. I just said, I am like this How can a beauty not look good?"
"Damn, dare to say that we are hype, peat, it is too unreliable for our company to find the Fifty Cent Party, such a low level of explanation, he really looks like he's flying."
"Fuck..." Youshou saw a comment about [Youshou and Jiang Bai don't match], and there were still many people who actually liked it, outraged, "Jiang Bai, come here."
"Well, what's the matter?" Jiang Bai, who continued to sleep on his stomach, showed a side face. Youshou took a photo without hesitation. Yes, he resolutely uploaded it to Instagram, and wrote shamelessly below: Me and my boyfriend who is sleeping invincibly.
In a short while, every country in the world was boiling, the topics were swiped thousands of miles, and countless pages were loaded.
"Let me just say, my mifen is all ashes. I really love Mifen. Isn't that a compliment?"
He was not finished here when his cell phone rang, and Youshou saw that it was the company's number, so he refused to answer it.Jiang Bai reached out from behind him and brought it.
Youshou handed it over obediently, "It must be that you don't agree with us being together, so you don't accept it. If the company dares to block us, we will quit. This company is not the only one."
"Is something wrong?"
First, he persuaded earnestly: "Don't make trouble anymore, the Internet is such a big mess, it's hard to deal with. The higher-ups called and said that you have a bad atmosphere and will bring down young people. It's bad for your reputation. After two days, there will be rumors. When you are young, you make a statement and say it was a joke."
"Oh? Isn't that April Fool's Day?"
There was an exasperated voice from over there, obviously someone else took the phone: "Your contract has two years left, you can afford to pay liquidated damages, I'll see who dares to use you because of your bad reputation. Go and make a statement saying This matter was done by one person from the beginning to the end, and then we discussed it from the beginning."
"Thank you very much." Jiang Bai said flatly and hung up the phone.The first small tap out of the hole.
"Ah Bai, their dogs can't spit out ivory, so don't worry about it."
"It's okay, let's go on a trip."
"What, that's great." After being stunned for a second, Youshou hugged Jiang Bai's waist, "Tomorrow?"
"Let's go now. I'll give you 10 minutes to change your clothes and pack your luggage. We'll wait until Nixi comes back." After finishing speaking, Jiang Bai threw himself on the bed and continued to sleep.
In 10 minutes, Youshou, who was sweating profusely, saw Jiang Bai at the door, just a backpack and a pair of sunglasses, as simple as that.Yushou, holding three boxes, made a very difficult decision to abandon two boxes full of various clothes, accessories, and books.
"Let's go."
"Where are we going? To Brazil for the World Cup or to Dubai?"
Jiang Bai waved the ticket in his hand.
"Argentina?"
"We're going to Antarctica."
"Great." Youshou happily took Jiang Bai's hand, hailed a car, and rushed to the airport.
Of course Jiang Bai will not go to Antarctica. Going at this time is the rhythm of death.Argentina is the place where Youshou met one of his true sons. Jiang Bai is going to try his luck and take a [misunderstanding] trip.
Just before boarding the plane, Jiang Bai sent a text message to Nixi: Youshou and I went on a trip, don't worry.I will give you a three-month vacation, and I will pay you [-] in your card. You can go home and see your uncle and aunt.
Nixi, who came back from the supermarket with a full load, just wanted to make an expression of crying in the toilet. Looking at the manager Youshou who was about to cry, he asked: Do you want to go home with me?
Why are you still brushing the scarf?Looking at Youshou who is still very happy, Jiang Bai is speechless. "Turn off your phone's location, you can't upload the photos we took in other places?"
"Understood." He readily agreed, and the two of them started to make the plane hand in hand, ignoring the eyes of the crowd who were looking secretly.
As soon as he arrived on the plane, Jiang Bai fell asleep and was woken up by Youshou. Youshou was thinking romantically, "When will we go to Australia? Where is my private jet? When the time comes, I will drive the plane and take you in the blue sky." Soaring below, just the two of us, how beautiful."
"Are you skilled?" Jiang Bai looked squarely.
"That's a must. Airplane certificates can fish in troubled waters just like a driver's license." Youshou put a single jacket between the legs of the two of them, and put his hands under the jacket irregularly. The journey is long, and everyone knows first-class.
"Ah Bai, don't move." He deftly pulled Jiang Bai's pants chain, stretched his hands in irregularly, and trembled the sleeping Jiang Bai, almost pushed him away, but backed away. "what are you doing?"
Youshou looked at Jiang Bai innocently, "I didn't do anything, are you dissatisfied?" He looked at Jiang Bai with a smirk on his face, and fixed Jiang Bai's shifted face with his hands, "How about I do it? How's your leg?" After speaking, this guy moved immediately without covering it with his clothes.
Jiang Bai looked depressed, "Sit down, I have something to ask you?"
"What's the matter, let's talk about it after I'm done, okay?" Youshou winked and bit the hem of his clothes with his mouth affectionately.Preparing for the next move.
"Sit down." Jiang Bai was depressed, his set attribute was definitely broken.
Youshou reluctantly and obediently obeyed Jiang Bai's words, like a docile and lovely pet cat, and like a kindergarten student who was punished by the teacher, aiming at Jiang Bai with extremely pitiful and lovely wet eyes, feeling extremely wronged.
Jiang Bai caressed his forehead, "The board is done neatly, don't twist your waist."
Youshou sat up straight unwillingly and self-righteously, then raised his head and begged for a performance.
Jiang Bai continued to caress the forehead, forget it, it is too difficult to expect Youshou to make a non-swaying gesture, and the business is important. "I stayed at your house that day, did we do something we shouldn't do?"
Youshou's upright sitting image was rippling again, and he immediately bit Jiang Bai's earlobe, "What should I not do? We are official lovers now."
Can you still play happily together, so you can't answer the questions well.Jiang Bai continued to back away, "Whatever I ask you, you can answer. This is the rule of the game, you can't foul."
"This is called a foul." Youshou's hand moved out irregularly again.
Jiang Bai had no choice but to cut Youshou's hands behind his back, and then let Youshou lie flat in his arms, and now he was finally able to ask questions.
"When did you start liking me?" Jiang Bai has always wondered that the setting of the novel is that he has a crush on Youshou, and Youshou is a romantic and passionate person, so it is impossible for this kind of magical turning point.
Speaking of this sweet thing, Yushou also became gentle. "Do you remember the three times you saved me? When you first joined the film crew, you met Mr. Wang. Then he came to pester me twice and used dirty tricks. You helped me block it. The last time I I'm so excited, how about you?"
Jiang Bai: "I never said I like you." Finally got back the label of Aojiao, it was not easy.The hero saved the beauty three times, but he only remembered one time, the time when he blocked the wine, so there must be something wrong.
"Go to sleep. It will be a long time before we transfer to Paris." Jiang Bai is going to persuade Youshou, who has been dishonest, to sleep honestly first, and then think carefully about the questions.
Youshou had a smile on the corner of his mouth, he was really hard-spoken and soft-hearted. "You are so serious during the day, but not at night. Forget it, I will sleep."
30 hours ago, two people stood on the capital of Argentina, stepped on the ground of another country, saw other people in a foreign country, and ate airplane meals. Now there is only one thought: I miss the hotel bed.
I finally found the hotel that Jiang Bai had reserved, and with a haha Youshou asked several times coquettishly, "Ah Bai, why don't you come wash together?" After no results, I hurried to take a bath.After he finished his battle bath, he heard a very mysterious sound of music, which lifted his spirits.
"Ah Bai, what is this?" Watching Jiang Bai fiddle with something that seems to play music during the Republic of China.
"This is a song recorded by a good friend of mine. It helps you sleep. Dry your hair and go to sleep."
"it is good."
Jiang Bai watched him knead himself into the quilt, and glanced at it with a complicated expression. The objects in his hands changed. After a while, Youshou fell into a deep sleep.Jiang Bai took Youshou's mobile phone, and after locating the mobile phone, he checked the text messages and emails.
Sure enough, two or three small attacks also came out of the hole, and he would be able to retreat after a misunderstanding.
The second law of temptation
Youshou, who is very happy as long as he is with Jiang Bai, happily accepted to stay in Argentina for a few days. Anyway, he came out to play, and he didn't particularly care where to play.
In addition to being on guard against Youshou's "sneak attack" at all times, Jiang Bai can still be regarded as a safe journey.sweat……
After Jiang Bai met someone unexpectedly three times in the national park and the world-famous waterfall, Jiang Bai decided on the third small attack.The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he was finally about to be cannon fodder.
"Ah Bai, what are you laughing at?"
"No way." Jiang Bai, who has always followed the cannon fodder code, dutifully played the arrogant attribute.
"Oh, guess what day it is?"
"How do I know."
"Jiang Bai, you, I won't talk to you anymore." Youshou was unhappy, Jiang Bai couldn't remember that today was his birthday after he reminded him in every possible way, which made him extremely depressed, and even doubted whether Jiang Bai really liked it. he.Who told him to confess first?
The two continued to wander casually until the afternoon, Jiang Bai said to Youshou: "Youshou, you go back first, I'm going to meet a friend." According to the content of the plot, Jiang Bai is going to prepare a grand surprise for Youshou .
"What friends do you have that I can't see?" Youshou asked, and after he couldn't convince himself that Jiang Bai liked him, Youshou lost control.
"Okay, you see your friend, I go to see my friend, the two have nothing to do with each other." Youshou turned his head and left. When he passed the corner, he found that Jiang Bai hadn't chased him, and he was even more angry.Youshou, who fell into self-doubt, was on the streets of a strange country, feeling extremely at a loss. He picked up his mobile phone and dialed Jiang Bai's number, but no one answered.
He was sitting next to a wandering singer, watching the people coming and going, counting the long and short legs, and countless men and women flashed in front of his eyes.
"Wish to dance for His Majesty, and the country will last forever." That voice can almost soften the bones of all men.
Jiang Bai cast his eyes lightly, "Jiangshan is eternal? Come and dance."
Fang Fang is a fragile beauty, but when she moves, she seems to change from flowing water to a tree standing on the top of a cliff, tough and lonely.
A layer of white gauze was caged outside and flew away in the rotation, revealing a fierce red dress, like a phoenix nirvana.
This transition from weak to strong has an unparalleled sense of impact.
"Well, the dance is not bad, let's go to the Lilu Department."
"Well, if there is nothing wrong with the ministers, then retreat."
Jiang Bai sat lazily on the dragon chair, looking at the various situations below.But only the eyes of the peerless beauty who bowed her head and knelt in thanks were missed.
The second law of temptation
Jiang Bai's review of the memorials was exhausting.Throwing a pen and raising eyebrows, he got up and went to the hot spring.
"Your Majesty..." Wherever he went, everyone fell to their knees.A chief eunuch hesitated to speak, followed by several delicately dressed maids with lowered eyebrows, and several eunuchs who washed the clothes.
"Withdrew." Jiang Bai was exhausted, he didn't take a look, and his footsteps didn't stop.The chief eunuch asked again hesitantly: "Is it fifteen today? Does Your Majesty..."
Surrounded by the momentum of the situation, with the sternness of the cold rain, he shouted in a short but sharp tone: "Trash, get out." The man who played the role of the eunuch was almost scared to the ground by this momentum, especially when he left the river. Bai Na's eyes seemed to pierce people's hearts, seeing through all dirty thoughts, he reluctantly did so, pulled up the hem of his front clothes, and casually called everyone to back up backwards, and only stepped back a foot outside the door before letting out a deep breath.
Jiang Bai took off the clothes outside the clothes, only wearing unlined clothes, and stepped on the blanket with bare feet, the bright night pearl exuded a soft and bright light, the hairpin on his head was removed, and his black hair was rolled on the white clothes. Under the light, the tall and straight figure looks graceful.Jiang Bai's pace changed from being as light as a cat before, deliberately stepping on the drums, and powerful, showing that he is an emperor who will immediately hit the world.
He dipped his feet into the water, bent his arms, frowned, and his eyes were condensed.From the camera, he is a lonely emperor unknown to the world. Although he is rich in the world and the lord of the world, he does not have a confidant.Jiang Bai's expression can make even a hard-hearted woman feel pity.
However, in fact, Jiang Bai, who looked extremely lonely on the outside, was actually playing with the water boredly, and said angrily in his heart: Where did You Shou die?Didn't the script say that he was coming to assassinate him? Hurry up and come out.
"Jiang Bai, enter the hot spring." The director suddenly interrupted.
Jiang Bai removed the single clothes, which was impossible.He went down from one corner, slowly and cautiously, almost closing his eyes.The picture captured by the camera is that he frowned, and his sadness continued to double.
Jiang Bai: I'm afraid of water. Didn't the script say that you don't need to jump and go straight to the fight? I rubbed and fooled me.
The voice was going to be cut later, so the audience saw the smooth picture: the emperor couldn't shake off his sorrow, so he simply entered the water and suffocated himself half to death, feeling great pity.Of course, the barrage is more: the emperor is wet, oh alive.The skin is big and beautiful, oh, the collarbone, the small waist, the small hands, zizi...
When the picture turned, a bewitching beauty in red, with a beautiful neck slightly exposed, was as noble as a swan, and she slowly lifted up from the water.The movement is extremely slow, and there is a sense of extreme beauty that confuses people's minds.She swam behind the emperor, her two white arms suddenly clung to the emperor's waist, from bottom to top, the belly of her hand brushed the emperor's lips, paused for a while, then moved to the emperor's eyes to cover them.
Blowing like orchids, blowing moist water vapor around the emperor's ears, lingering and bewitching. □□ not □□, happy but not promiscuous.
Jiang Bai: Goosebumps are about to rise, but I dare not move.
Jiang Bai put all his attention on the vigilant water, read his lines slowly, and changed his expression of immortality just now, but it made others feel that he was determined and calm: "The beauty of Zhou Guo is so bold. Zhou Guo's atmosphere should also be changed." The meaning of the words is that this week Zhou Guo should also be included in his territory.
The beauty giggled, "Your Majesty, it's not appropriate to talk about state affairs at this time, so how about doing something romantic?" She boldly teased, leaning on Jiang Bai's body with her whole body, her toes were so naughty, she had to step on Jiang Bai's toes Scratching his head indiscriminately, the two long legs climbed onto Jiang Bai's legs weakly, rubbing the inner side, slightly red.The red dress was slit to the waist, and the camera sometimes showed it, but sometimes it just passed by.Just don't show it all.
Audience: The crew is too naughty, is it interesting to tease the audience, hum.
Jiang Bai intends to throw the person who made trouble on him, no matter what, if he stays in the water, he will die.However, even if a person who is afraid of water has a high force value, hum, it's hard to tell.
Jiang Bai: Forbearance.I just tried hard,
Youshou, who has been openly and secretly seducing all kinds of temptations, said that the opportunity he was looking for would allow him to escape?Wouldn't that be a joke.Youshou shook out the slender tube in his sleeve, which contained aphrodisiac drugs, the crew gave it to be fake, but the crew found out: Damn it, what's going on?Is the counterfeit drug the real thing?
— Tongue kisses, ah, tongue kisses.
The members of the props team faced the ambiguous eyes of their colleagues who said "Oh, so you are so cj, I underestimated you", all kinds of want to scratch the wall, let me explain and explain before dying.
With a flick of Yushou's fingers, a cloud of smoke came out of the thin tube, which was extremely thin, mixed with the mist steaming in the hot spring.There were still all kinds of love words in his mouth, and suddenly he straightened Jiang Bai and faced him.Bite his lip directly.Tossing and turning, like a lingering and melodious ballad, there is a silver thread between them.
Jiang Bai was completely angry, but his feet were weak and he couldn't do justice for himself. His slightly angry expression was particularly emotional.
He has only one thought now: Where is the script, quickly show your weapon, and assassinate me.Director, are you just eating?Not yet.
Jiang Bai directs what he thinks to be extremely sharp eyes towards the viewfinder, but those sharp eyes are entangled by Youshou's provocative eyes, and immediately become sharp and arrogant.
In the future, this clip will be regarded as the treasure of the screen by the majority of rotten girls, and they can't help licking the screen a hundred times each time.
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Jiang Bai couldn't bear it anymore, he wanted to speak, but his mouth was blocked; he wanted to move, but his feet were entangled.He killed Youshou with his eyes, but he took it as teasing.
your sister's.
Youshou got a lot of money. Seeing Jiang Bai's anger reached a critical point, he finally drew his sword just in case of any unexpected personal accident.
——Your sister, you are so small, you are sure you are here to assassinate me, can you assassinate me?
No matter what, the filming of the last scene was finally finished, and Jiang Bai slumped on the chair, vowing not to talk to You Shou.
Youshou: "Why, do you think I'm taking advantage of you?"
Jiang Bai: Hmph.Continue to cover your head with the newspaper and ignore it.
Youshou: "Hey, haven't you heard the phrase 'Your Shou at first sight is a lifelong mistake'? You are secretly in love with me, and you want to take advantage of it?"
On the other side, the dull screenwriter blushed, "Master, this, this, this..." He hesitated for a long time, but he didn't have the nerve to say it.
The gold medal screenwriter rolled up his sleeves and knocked him on the head with a script, "What's the matter? Haven't figured it out yet? Apprentice, you're good at everything, but you're too dull. Hey, why did you take you as a teacher? Give me a good job in the future." Look, open your eyes."
"Master, are they the same?"
The master pinched the cheek of his stunned disciple, and sighed meaningfully, "After staying for a long time, you will understand."
Crouching on the chair was sulking, but he fell asleep, and when he opened his eyes again, he had no food.Because the crew said: "Isn't your scene finished filming? Shouldn't it be time to leave? Why did you order your meal?"
Jiang Bai: See you for the first time for such a picky crew.This is also the first crew he has stayed in.
Jiang Bai dialed the phone and asked his assistant to pick it up. This time, there was one in the setting that he could not drive and had poor self-care ability.Jiang Bai is embarrassed, he can only look at the car and sigh.Eating is not important, but sleeping is important. He should go home quickly, but the crew has set up camp for a month, and they don't know where home is at all, and they can't get through to the assistant's phone. Jiang Bai, who doesn't have a penny, continues to embarrass.
Youshou has been secretly observing and took the opportunity to tease him: "Hey, why are you still here to feed the mosquitoes? Didn't you pat your ass and leave early? Could it be that you can't live without the assistant? Could it be a giant baby? Hey , as expected, a man like me who is handsome, healthy, and understands the joys of life is the only one."
Jiang Bai, with the label of "zero self-care ability", continued to endure.
Youshou continued to speak harshly, and Jiang Bai continued to be arrogant and silent.
You defended your poisonous tongue again, feeling comfortable all over, and decided to show kindness, "Hey, seeing how pitiful you are, I'll take you with me."
Jiang Bai can only accept it, otherwise it will be unreasonable.Who let the setting be that he has a crush on Youshou, can he refuse the request of his sweetheart?Absolutely impossible.
Jiang Bai: "For the sake of your sincerity, I will reluctantly give you such a chance." Then, without waiting for Youshou to give a response, he left first, vividly portraying the expression that feared that he would be refuted. .
The shooting location is the famous Hot Spring Palace, but the outside is quite deserted.Jiang Bai listened to Youshou's various narcissistic declarations in his left ear, complaining that he didn't know where he got so much self-goodness.
Thinking about how to meet those future rivals?
As the time in the car pointed to twelve midnight, Jiang Baitou suddenly became dizzy, leaning on the back of the chair, closing his eyes and falling asleep.
"Hey, Jiang Bai, let me tell you, I have a very good vision, and it would definitely be the biggest regret in their life if they didn't choose me as an idol. Hey, Jiang Bai, are you listening?" I didn't wait for a response Yushou turned his head and looked over.It happened that Jiang Bai's eyes suddenly opened, shining brightly, but there was a hook in his eyes, a little evil.
When Youshou took a closer look, he found that Jiang Bai was still the guy who looked tough on the outside, but was a little dull on the inside, so he was relieved that he was dazzled, and even smart and invincible people would be dazzled.
"I'm homeless, I'm going to live with you. Is that okay?"
I can't stand being so cute all of a sudden.Youshou, who was planning to fight for a long time, was stunned and slammed on the brakes, "Say it again? Although I am the most handsome man in the world, you are sure to go to my house." Wishing for it!
Wu Yang: "You like me, I like you, what's wrong with being together?" Watching Jiang Bai do tasks during this time, he found that Jiang Bai could not accept the same, so when he woke up, he saw himself and Isn't it wonderful to sleep with a man?
Wu Yang is going to lure Youshou to the bed.
The second law of temptation
Writers in the real world ponder over the plot over and over again, their eyebrows frowning enough to kill a fly.Delete it, overthrow it and start over.Flying her fingers, she quickly wrote down the inspiration that flashed through her mind: Only when you die at the youngest, brightest and most dazzling time can you be remembered for a long time.Therefore, the one who loves deeply can only be the dead.
Finally, at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the revision was completed.She typed the last word, uploaded, and turned off the computer.There was the cold rain outside the window, and the pale incandescent light inside the room shone on her face, making it miserable.Occasionally, some raindrops leaked from the roof and dripped on her bare feet. When she stepped on them, she remembered the cannon fodder man who was written to death, with an unpredictable and cold smile on her face.
She only loves sensual beauty-convinced that only men can torture men to death.From ancient times to the present, the relationship between men and women has always been unequal, and only the contest between men and men is equal.
She is a cold-blooded person, but she prefers to write romantic and romantic people. However, she tried her best to describe those characters, but all the characters in her pen were full of unfeeling.They can sprinkle salt when they are extremely sweet, and they can cut off love when they are extremely sad.Her writing is also like her name, Poppy.
Readers jokingly called her Stepmother 2.0.
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Jiang Bai looked at the clock hanging on the wall as if it was 12 o'clock. He nestled on the sofa, slumped into a lump of mud, listening to the long rhythm of "Daoxuan", with a mysterious inheritance, which relieved his mood a lot.
drop……
Jiang Bai received a pass from the real world.The name Poppy made Jiang Bai pay a little attention, and when he quickly understood the content, he expressed a good impression of this writer.He died very quickly, and Jiang Bai was very satisfied with this.
Jiang Bai packed up his lazy personality, cheered up, and then fell asleep with confidence.This time, he finally didn't mess around with the big-brained writers. Holding the finished novel, Jiang Bai slept peacefully until he was supposed to attend the "Lishan Song" promotion meeting.
When the last sound of Daoxuan disappeared, Jiang Bai woke up, and then received a call from the elusive manager and assistant Nixi.The anxious sound of panic woke Jiang Bai up completely. "Jiang Bai, where did you die, and you can't get through. If you don't answer the phone, you will receive a call from the police telling me about my death."
"I'm at home, you drive over, there will be a publicity meeting at ten o'clock."
"Ancestor, you still know about the publicity meeting. I'll be right there."
Nixi opened the door and came in, urging him as he walked.
"I didn't tell you, I have something important, don't look for me these days." For Jiang Bai, sleeping is the biggest thing.
"Ah, I forgot, hehe." With a smiling face, Nixi continued: "Jiang Bai, do you know that Youshou has been looking for you these days?"
"Well, I don't know."
Khan, Nixi is speechless about Jiang Bai's treatment.He comforted himself, this guy has always had this personality since he was a child, forget it, forget it, it doesn't matter to him.Thinking of the various magazine shoots, advertisers, and scripts that were rejected during this period, Nixi's heart actually became a river of sadness.As a standard nanny for a bamboo horse, he has fallen into Jiang Bai's hands all his life.
Nixi took Jiang Bai to make a model, picked out clothes, and finally reconciled with the army - the backstage of the promotion meeting.Nixi wiped off his sweat, and then quickly mingled with everyone.
When he looked at Jiang Bai from the place where the crowd was moving, where did this guy go?
He grabbed a staff member and asked, "Have you seen my Jiang Bai?"
Scratching his head, "Oh, I remembered, Brother Jiang and Brother Youshou walked over there together."
"Youshou's offending personality, Jiang Bai's lazy temper, don't do anything out of the ordinary, and be photographed by reporters." Nixi whispered, why do you think something is going to happen? .Hey, worrying about Jiang Bai's affairs, I have turned myself into an aunt.
Jiang Bai, who was stared at by Youshou as soon as he entered the backstage, finally followed Youshou to the bathroom helplessly.
Bang, lock the door.
"What do you mean? You didn't answer the phone, no one was there, I thought you weren't coming to the publicity meeting today?" Youshou said with strong resentment.
"I, I..." Jiang Bai faltered and couldn't explain it at all.When he woke up from Youshou's bed early that morning, he ran away immediately.Then he ran into Nixi who was looking for him, went home logically, then slumped on the sofa, not wanting to move, would anyone believe that he slept for ten days?
"You left my house that day without saying goodbye. What do you mean? Oh, you dislike me?" Seeing Jiang Bai's dodging eyes, Youshou immediately became angry. After traveling here, he has always been smooth sailing, and his career is extremely smooth. As a A confident person, he decided not to allow the man he fell in love with for the first time to reject him?
"How dare you despise me." Youshou wrapped his arms around his waist, held his neck with his right hand, immediately moved his mouth up, bit his teeth hard, and stuck his tongue in, sweeping the air there, saliva intersecting.
Got lip attack again?Still a man.Depend on.It's strange that Jiang Bai didn't dare to move.
He cut You Shou's hands and feet backwards, "We don't know each other well."
"We don't know each other well, we're all sleeping in the same bed, it's a joke that we don't know each other well." It's not up to you if you don't know each other well.
Youshou sees that the beauty trick is not working well, so he changes it.
"Anyway, we also slept in bed, so you don't want to get rid of it." Youshou stalked so hard because he was really in love.To get along with each other without rejection for a month, and to save lives three times, he is willing to promise with his body.For this reason, a hot spring scene is specially designed to lure him into the game, even if Jiang Bai is a straight man, he will break the bend.
Jiang Bai looked at Youshou, who was shameless and skinless, and he was lost. He was a crush, why the relationship between the characters was reversed.Poppy's character design is not like this, is it romantic and affectionate rather than dedicated?The characters are broken... The plot is not like this, why can't we follow the plot well?Is it not unreasonable to make trouble?
Jiang Bai was unable to complain, and following the cannon fodder rules, he cheered up to appease Youshou... against his will, he agreed to the land cession and compensation agreement.
"Are we familiar?"
"Cooked."
"You can't deny what I said in the future."
"Row."
"You move to live with me."
"what?"
"Don't agree?"
"Promise, promise."
After the first publicity session ended, many discerning reporters and Mi Fensi found out, damn it, when did these two people get mixed up, don't wear the same pair of trousers so clearly.
With the following three or four games, especially the online BL version edited the trailer of "Lishan Song" and the MV made by the two of their other films became popular, more supporting actors were invited.
The last publicity meeting was held at ten o'clock in the evening. Looking at Jiang Bai who was taken away from him, Nixi felt tragic in his heart: it can't be true.Beating the ground a hundred times, he should never have let You Shou take advantage of his loopholes.
Yushou turned his head, glared at Nixi, and then gave him a reassuring look.
Nixi was even more tragic: Is it really true?
It's just that Jiang Bai has been entering the venue all the time, and he can't explain it. After he walks out of the venue, there is no need to explain.
Directors, leading actors, producers, supporting actors, screenwriters and other main creative personnel entered the venue one by one and sat on the stage.
There is almost no news, I have picked what should be picked a few days ago, and I have enough red envelopes.There are several scandals that have been concocted, but are Jiang Bai and Youshou true?The reporters were secretly curious.But who dares to ask, they are all old oily!
After asking the routine questions that you all know, a rookie at the beginning risked the world's shame-asked.
"Brother Youshou and Brother Jiang's acting skills are obvious to all. I don't know if the two of you are so good at acting?" Don't make it too obvious to provoke.
"Biaoxi, what is Biao, your Chinese is not taught by your physical education teacher, is it? It is still possible to remake it. Tsk tsk, with your face, reincarnation is useless, and I think it is difficult to have a second plastic surgery."
There was laughter all over the place.
The rookie was very thick-skinned, and continued to ask: "The queen in "Lishan Song" is played by Fang Yuan. We all know that Fang Yuan is the number one beauty everyone recognizes. There is a poll on the Internet, which of you two likes her more?" Although it is inferior, it is very effective. No matter how you answer it, you can pull out countless idle articles.
Sitting next to the director, Fang Yuan glanced up at the little rookie, it was enough, and pulled her into the battle.
Jiang Bai leaned lazily on the chair, not willing to answer questions.And the sharp-mouthed Youshou just looked at Fangyuan, and then hugged Jiang Bai. "Let's be honest: We don't all like her."
Fang Yuan: Damn, I'm in the sea of liking my old lady, and my old lady doesn't care about your liking, narcissist.Thinking of the piles and piles of the crew, there are tears.The dignified number one beauty, being ridiculed frequently for being ugly can scare people, she better not think about it.
Everyone: ...There is a hot spot, dig deep.
Director: What's wrong with that?
Then there was such a deliberate pause, Youshou pulled Jiang Bai up, looked into Jiang Bai's eyes, and said affectionately: "We like each other, we are together."
Fang Yuan: I'll check it out, it's so hot, and sure enough, we hooked up on set.
Director: A ignorant boy.
Jiang Bai touches the affectionate eyes that don't seem to be fake, and thinks of a large wave of genuine attackers in the plot, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and none of them showed up, Alexander.
It can only lead the snake out of the hole.
Jiang Bai pushed Youshou's hand away. Under Youshou's dazed gaze, the hot eyes of the reporters in the audience, the dark lens, and the dumbfounded crew members on the same stage, he leisurely took Picking up the folding fan, which is an inseparable prop of the characters on the table, he smiled sassyly, opened the fan, and put his arms around Yushou's waist sideways, with his face close to his face, covered by the fan, and the water didn't even touch his lips.Let him take the initiative to kiss a man, but he still can't get out; ask a woman to kiss him, but he still can't get out.
Under the cover of the folding fan, the meaning of the announcement is obvious, and there is no need to say anything.
——I went, and the god horse didn't see it.
The disgruntled many entertainments are extremely sad.This hand is beautiful, Jiang Bai is suddenly witty and we can't stand it!
The second law of temptation
Jiang Bai and Youshou's high-profile announcement of coming out of the closet received an extraordinary response.In order to avoid the serious consequences of Mi Fensi's suicide, the company ordered Jiang Bai and Youshou to squat at home silently.However, these two people didn't care about the company's suspected blockade at all, and the managers of Tuliu Nisi and Youshou hugged their heads.
Jiang Bai opened the refrigerator and ran out of food, "Nissi, go to the supermarket to buy food, starving to death is a big deal."
Nixi had a sullen expression that you still have the face to eat, and finally drove to buy food obediently, followed by the manager Youshou who followed suit.
"Why did you come out? If you don't look at them, if you do something earth-shattering, we will apologize with death."
Youshou's manager: "The tail of the typhoon, the tail of the typhoon."
Looking at him with a motherly expression, Nixi could only wave his hands, "Forget it, forget it, just follow along."
Youshou was frantically brushing his scarf, and saw [Wang Feng’s headline disappeared again] hehe smiled, it seems that his company’s crisis public relations are not so arrogant, let me just say, if the news of him and Jiang Bai coming out of the closet can be blocked If it is lost, it will not be the Internet age.
Youshou got up, looked at Jiang Bai who was lying on the side sleeping, and hooked his foot, "Jiang Bai, look, we are a meager headline, this photo is very beautiful. I just said, I am like this How can a beauty not look good?"
"Damn, dare to say that we are hype, peat, it is too unreliable for our company to find the Fifty Cent Party, such a low level of explanation, he really looks like he's flying."
"Fuck..." Youshou saw a comment about [Youshou and Jiang Bai don't match], and there were still many people who actually liked it, outraged, "Jiang Bai, come here."
"Well, what's the matter?" Jiang Bai, who continued to sleep on his stomach, showed a side face. Youshou took a photo without hesitation. Yes, he resolutely uploaded it to Instagram, and wrote shamelessly below: Me and my boyfriend who is sleeping invincibly.
In a short while, every country in the world was boiling, the topics were swiped thousands of miles, and countless pages were loaded.
"Let me just say, my mifen is all ashes. I really love Mifen. Isn't that a compliment?"
He was not finished here when his cell phone rang, and Youshou saw that it was the company's number, so he refused to answer it.Jiang Bai reached out from behind him and brought it.
Youshou handed it over obediently, "It must be that you don't agree with us being together, so you don't accept it. If the company dares to block us, we will quit. This company is not the only one."
"Is something wrong?"
First, he persuaded earnestly: "Don't make trouble anymore, the Internet is such a big mess, it's hard to deal with. The higher-ups called and said that you have a bad atmosphere and will bring down young people. It's bad for your reputation. After two days, there will be rumors. When you are young, you make a statement and say it was a joke."
"Oh? Isn't that April Fool's Day?"
There was an exasperated voice from over there, obviously someone else took the phone: "Your contract has two years left, you can afford to pay liquidated damages, I'll see who dares to use you because of your bad reputation. Go and make a statement saying This matter was done by one person from the beginning to the end, and then we discussed it from the beginning."
"Thank you very much." Jiang Bai said flatly and hung up the phone.The first small tap out of the hole.
"Ah Bai, their dogs can't spit out ivory, so don't worry about it."
"It's okay, let's go on a trip."
"What, that's great." After being stunned for a second, Youshou hugged Jiang Bai's waist, "Tomorrow?"
"Let's go now. I'll give you 10 minutes to change your clothes and pack your luggage. We'll wait until Nixi comes back." After finishing speaking, Jiang Bai threw himself on the bed and continued to sleep.
In 10 minutes, Youshou, who was sweating profusely, saw Jiang Bai at the door, just a backpack and a pair of sunglasses, as simple as that.Yushou, holding three boxes, made a very difficult decision to abandon two boxes full of various clothes, accessories, and books.
"Let's go."
"Where are we going? To Brazil for the World Cup or to Dubai?"
Jiang Bai waved the ticket in his hand.
"Argentina?"
"We're going to Antarctica."
"Great." Youshou happily took Jiang Bai's hand, hailed a car, and rushed to the airport.
Of course Jiang Bai will not go to Antarctica. Going at this time is the rhythm of death.Argentina is the place where Youshou met one of his true sons. Jiang Bai is going to try his luck and take a [misunderstanding] trip.
Just before boarding the plane, Jiang Bai sent a text message to Nixi: Youshou and I went on a trip, don't worry.I will give you a three-month vacation, and I will pay you [-] in your card. You can go home and see your uncle and aunt.
Nixi, who came back from the supermarket with a full load, just wanted to make an expression of crying in the toilet. Looking at the manager Youshou who was about to cry, he asked: Do you want to go home with me?
Why are you still brushing the scarf?Looking at Youshou who is still very happy, Jiang Bai is speechless. "Turn off your phone's location, you can't upload the photos we took in other places?"
"Understood." He readily agreed, and the two of them started to make the plane hand in hand, ignoring the eyes of the crowd who were looking secretly.
As soon as he arrived on the plane, Jiang Bai fell asleep and was woken up by Youshou. Youshou was thinking romantically, "When will we go to Australia? Where is my private jet? When the time comes, I will drive the plane and take you in the blue sky." Soaring below, just the two of us, how beautiful."
"Are you skilled?" Jiang Bai looked squarely.
"That's a must. Airplane certificates can fish in troubled waters just like a driver's license." Youshou put a single jacket between the legs of the two of them, and put his hands under the jacket irregularly. The journey is long, and everyone knows first-class.
"Ah Bai, don't move." He deftly pulled Jiang Bai's pants chain, stretched his hands in irregularly, and trembled the sleeping Jiang Bai, almost pushed him away, but backed away. "what are you doing?"
Youshou looked at Jiang Bai innocently, "I didn't do anything, are you dissatisfied?" He looked at Jiang Bai with a smirk on his face, and fixed Jiang Bai's shifted face with his hands, "How about I do it? How's your leg?" After speaking, this guy moved immediately without covering it with his clothes.
Jiang Bai looked depressed, "Sit down, I have something to ask you?"
"What's the matter, let's talk about it after I'm done, okay?" Youshou winked and bit the hem of his clothes with his mouth affectionately.Preparing for the next move.
"Sit down." Jiang Bai was depressed, his set attribute was definitely broken.
Youshou reluctantly and obediently obeyed Jiang Bai's words, like a docile and lovely pet cat, and like a kindergarten student who was punished by the teacher, aiming at Jiang Bai with extremely pitiful and lovely wet eyes, feeling extremely wronged.
Jiang Bai caressed his forehead, "The board is done neatly, don't twist your waist."
Youshou sat up straight unwillingly and self-righteously, then raised his head and begged for a performance.
Jiang Bai continued to caress the forehead, forget it, it is too difficult to expect Youshou to make a non-swaying gesture, and the business is important. "I stayed at your house that day, did we do something we shouldn't do?"
Youshou's upright sitting image was rippling again, and he immediately bit Jiang Bai's earlobe, "What should I not do? We are official lovers now."
Can you still play happily together, so you can't answer the questions well.Jiang Bai continued to back away, "Whatever I ask you, you can answer. This is the rule of the game, you can't foul."
"This is called a foul." Youshou's hand moved out irregularly again.
Jiang Bai had no choice but to cut Youshou's hands behind his back, and then let Youshou lie flat in his arms, and now he was finally able to ask questions.
"When did you start liking me?" Jiang Bai has always wondered that the setting of the novel is that he has a crush on Youshou, and Youshou is a romantic and passionate person, so it is impossible for this kind of magical turning point.
Speaking of this sweet thing, Yushou also became gentle. "Do you remember the three times you saved me? When you first joined the film crew, you met Mr. Wang. Then he came to pester me twice and used dirty tricks. You helped me block it. The last time I I'm so excited, how about you?"
Jiang Bai: "I never said I like you." Finally got back the label of Aojiao, it was not easy.The hero saved the beauty three times, but he only remembered one time, the time when he blocked the wine, so there must be something wrong.
"Go to sleep. It will be a long time before we transfer to Paris." Jiang Bai is going to persuade Youshou, who has been dishonest, to sleep honestly first, and then think carefully about the questions.
Youshou had a smile on the corner of his mouth, he was really hard-spoken and soft-hearted. "You are so serious during the day, but not at night. Forget it, I will sleep."
30 hours ago, two people stood on the capital of Argentina, stepped on the ground of another country, saw other people in a foreign country, and ate airplane meals. Now there is only one thought: I miss the hotel bed.
I finally found the hotel that Jiang Bai had reserved, and with a haha Youshou asked several times coquettishly, "Ah Bai, why don't you come wash together?" After no results, I hurried to take a bath.After he finished his battle bath, he heard a very mysterious sound of music, which lifted his spirits.
"Ah Bai, what is this?" Watching Jiang Bai fiddle with something that seems to play music during the Republic of China.
"This is a song recorded by a good friend of mine. It helps you sleep. Dry your hair and go to sleep."
"it is good."
Jiang Bai watched him knead himself into the quilt, and glanced at it with a complicated expression. The objects in his hands changed. After a while, Youshou fell into a deep sleep.Jiang Bai took Youshou's mobile phone, and after locating the mobile phone, he checked the text messages and emails.
Sure enough, two or three small attacks also came out of the hole, and he would be able to retreat after a misunderstanding.
The second law of temptation
Youshou, who is very happy as long as he is with Jiang Bai, happily accepted to stay in Argentina for a few days. Anyway, he came out to play, and he didn't particularly care where to play.
In addition to being on guard against Youshou's "sneak attack" at all times, Jiang Bai can still be regarded as a safe journey.sweat……
After Jiang Bai met someone unexpectedly three times in the national park and the world-famous waterfall, Jiang Bai decided on the third small attack.The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he was finally about to be cannon fodder.
"Ah Bai, what are you laughing at?"
"No way." Jiang Bai, who has always followed the cannon fodder code, dutifully played the arrogant attribute.
"Oh, guess what day it is?"
"How do I know."
"Jiang Bai, you, I won't talk to you anymore." Youshou was unhappy, Jiang Bai couldn't remember that today was his birthday after he reminded him in every possible way, which made him extremely depressed, and even doubted whether Jiang Bai really liked it. he.Who told him to confess first?
The two continued to wander casually until the afternoon, Jiang Bai said to Youshou: "Youshou, you go back first, I'm going to meet a friend." According to the content of the plot, Jiang Bai is going to prepare a grand surprise for Youshou .
"What friends do you have that I can't see?" Youshou asked, and after he couldn't convince himself that Jiang Bai liked him, Youshou lost control.
"Okay, you see your friend, I go to see my friend, the two have nothing to do with each other." Youshou turned his head and left. When he passed the corner, he found that Jiang Bai hadn't chased him, and he was even more angry.Youshou, who fell into self-doubt, was on the streets of a strange country, feeling extremely at a loss. He picked up his mobile phone and dialed Jiang Bai's number, but no one answered.
He was sitting next to a wandering singer, watching the people coming and going, counting the long and short legs, and countless men and women flashed in front of his eyes.
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