Cannon Fodder Code

Three Thousand Mary Sue + Three Thousand Tom Sue

After Jiang Bai completed this cannon fodder mission, he returned to the novel world for a short rest.Because something happened, he couldn't sleep well, so he had to go to Shen Jing if he wanted to sleep well.

Jiang Bai, who always loves to stay at home, has only one place to go - Shen Jing's residence.

It is not unreasonable for Shen Jingneng, Yue Shang, the first special trainer of Mary Su, and Jiang Bai, the originator of cannon fodder, to call the three wonders of the novel world. Talents.

Once on the virtual platform, everyone was arguing about who among the three could take the top spot. The mother said that the woman was right, and the public said that the public was right, and no one could convince the other. Can be friends with Jiang Bai and Shen Jing, and look up at the world of novels, who would you choose?"

In the second Olympic Games, he was actually good friends with Jiang Bai and Shen Jing.The first wonderful flower is expected by everyone, Yueshang has since then dominated the first floor of the posting on the virtual platform, and has not declined for n years.

"Salute from the first floor / Dedicated to our most awesome Yue Shang male god, cute..."

This is Jiang Bai's second visit to Shen Jing's house. The first time he was told by Yue Shang that he had a good medicine to ensure sleep here. As Yue Shang said, Jiang Bai got "Daoxuan", and he has no worries about sleep since then.But this time the sleep problem was more serious, and he seriously suspected that he had symptoms of sleepwalking and so on.

Jiang Bai, who is not so familiar with his friends, had to observe Shen Jing's scientific research like no one else, and fell.

Jubi can't disturb Shen Jing when he is doing experiments, otherwise he will die miserably.The lesson of blood and tears was also Yue Shang's first advice to Jiang Bai.

Shen Jing shook the test tube in his hand to the sky, and said without turning his head, "Don't tell me you're here to catch up with the past, I'm not free."

Uh, Jiang Bai replied: "I have a (new) disease." This sentence is his favorite to hear.

—— Rolling eyes

Shen Jing walked in front of Jiang Bai, "Concise and concise, oh, no, be specific?"

Resisting the urge to roll his eyes, Jiang Bai replied: ""Daoxuan" has failed, and this is what happened..."

Shen Jing's eyes didn't blink until Jiang Bai's words were digested.Only then did he twist his neck, "Daoxuan" has always been regarded by him as a top-notch therapeutic device for sleep, and he didn't believe it could actually fail.

Fearing that Shen Jing would not believe it, Jiang Bai took out a box of disks and said, "Here." It was Jiang Bai's disk that was specially carved from the monitor.

"After twelve o'clock, you really have changed. There are obvious changes in your face and eyes, etc., this is not sleepwalking, this should be the second personality that humans call." Sparks burst out in Shen Jing's eyes.People in the novel world can also have human mental illness, which is so exciting.

I'm dumb.

Jiang Bai rubbed his forehead, "I don't have a second personality, I assure you to the novel god. You should prescribe some good medicine for me." Don't make such trouble, I just want to sleep well.How difficult?

"Come here at twelve o'clock tonight, and I will study it carefully." If you don't study it for me, you can't get a good medicine.

When Jiang Bai returned home, he just limply touched the sofa when the uninvited guest Yue Shang pushed the door open. "Jiang Bai, tell you two situations."

"Speak." The voice is weak, and people who can't sleep well are so nervous.

"There is a counterattack protagonist in Cannon Fodder who succeeded, you know it. It's still in the world of Tanmei novels. By the way, you have met before."

If the counterattack is successful, it will be successful, what the hell?I have met. "who?"

"Hidden Blade, has been playing the role of a killer, etc., a cannon fodder that is forced to have a crush on it. It is said that he posted on the virtual platform saying, 'Collect your Wufang Baisipa, please accept his knee.' And said wait He continues to collect your tokens, and one day he will confess his love."

"I didn't expect that you still have such a share of ashes?" Throwing Jiang Bai a teasing look, he looked at Jiang Bai from toe to head again, "Tsk tsk, I really didn't expect you to have such a hobby, white handkerchief, Haha, hahaha..."

"As expected of the ashes, I even know that you like white handkerchiefs, haha." Yueshang's cool and handsome temperament disappeared, and he laughed wildly while covering his stomach, watching the lazy Jiang Bai who didn't even wash his clothes , thinking that he was holding a white handkerchief in his hand, it can't be done, it can't be done, my stomach is full of laughter.

"Get lost." He kicked the unscrupulous Yue Shang.

"Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go. Tomorrow, don't forget to come and help with the special training."

"Understood, get out of here."

Yue Shang closed the door, muttering, "Mary Sue and Tom Sue are very powerful."

Jiang Bai trapped himself, and woke up dizzy, it was already eleven o'clock.This time the sleep is still not good, it seems that I had a lot of dreams, in each dream there are countless fuzzy human faces, the noses, eyes and mouths are all together, holding hands and dancing, I can’t tell what it means Dance, one time is "Tage" and other things, everyone's dress is also different...

Jiang Bai looked at his hands unchanged, and he didn't even show any signs of injury on his body. He was convinced that there must be something wrong with his body, but he must not be a second personality.Only after twelve o'clock would he self-harm.

At twelve o'clock, I arrived at Shen Jing's research room on time.

"When will you give me the medicine, as long as it allows me to sleep peacefully." Jiang Bai's eyes were sleepy, and there were some bloodshot eyes.

"You are taboo against disease!"

"You must have a second personality!"

For a research lunatic with knowledge and IQ, it is useless to say any reason. Jiang Bai only gave a firm answer, "I don't have any."

"I'll dispense the medicine for you for free, as long as you let me check it." Shen Jing decided to retreat.

"No."

Broke up unhappily.

The next day, Jiang Bai came to the special training ground.At a glance, there is no woman, what is the situation?

Yue Shang gave Jiang Bai a bear hug, "I forgot to tell you, I will not be the trainer of Mary Sue now, but the special trainer of Mary Su Jia Tomsu."

Jiang Bai: 囧.

Yue Shang continued, "Originally, the distance is like a mountain. Seeing that you can be a cannon fodder for Danmei, I also accepted the assignment from the superior."

Jiang Bai: Don't drag me into it.And cannon fodder is not easy to do!

"Anyway, you are already experienced. Come here and tell my trainers about the protagonists of the Tanmei world, so that I can adjust the special training plan in time."

Jiang Bai: "No experience, what are you talking about?"

Yue Shang: "It's enough to talk nonsense, it's shocking, these little bastards are too domineering."

Jiang Bai nodded, and Yue Shang led Jiang Bai to the high platform.

Jiang Bai browsed roughly from left to right, and he has a score in his heart.He didn’t even introduce himself, so he talked eloquently: “As the saying goes, ‘Three thousand Mary Sue, three thousand Tom Sue’, but there are only seven basic styles, which are divided into small white Su, ordinary Su, flawed Su, anxious Su, perfect Su, Plot Su, Goldfinger Su. Xiaobai Su: Very Xiaobai, [-]% weak, [-]% invincible, has the ability to make various supporting characters dedicate everything and sacrifice everything; Ordinary Su: Ordinary appearance, ordinary family background, ordinary education. Useless skills, Has the ability to make all kinds of supporting characters chase after each other; Deficiency Su: Miserable life experience, mental defects, anti-social personality, unpopularity, infinite tolerance ability to attract partners, etc.; Anxiety Su: Miserable life experience, very caring, perfect appearance, emptiness inside, has The habit of committing suicide from time to time, has the ability to trigger the rescue skills of friends and lovers; Perfect Su: high double Q, extraordinary appearance, strong ability, invincible skills, and the ability to fall into my arms with three thousand beauties; In the plot, all those who can be cannon fodder are shown the ability of personal heroism; Goldfinger Su: Mysterious life experience, countless cheats, deep love affairs of all kinds, has the ability to charm everyone."

"Each of you has different talents and is good at different types, but you all add or subtract some elements based on these seven to become some kind of Su God. Don't think about Qihesu (synthesis of seven basic types of Su). Think If you want to surpass tens of millions of people and become a generation of Su God, you must have the consciousness of Su God. You must always remind yourself that you are the focus of everyone's attention, and remember that no matter when and where readers and audiences are looking at you, as small as a smile, Facial expressions, toilet posture, bathing order, posture, sleep without snoring, must not be unruly, as big as cooking skills, learning scum in minutes, learning master mode, driving, starting a company, and even having children, etc. You must be familiar with the skills of being slapped in the face and slapping others in the face."

"Maintain the absolute unity of mind and appearance. Be very vigilant and not have privacy is the basic requirement. You must have read and memorized Mary Sue's rules and Tom Sue's rules. Since you are a combination of these two types, the requirements are even more strict……"

"The Danbi world has classifications of attack and subject, as well as attributes. You must be well versed in each attribute, and keep not blackening or weakening at all times, so as to perfectly express the temperament of your attributes, understand? You must not play, especially ordinary Su. Just don’t try to have the application of Perfect Soda Face skills, understand? Perfect Su should always keep his double Q in arrears, and don’t wait for the author to let the villain’s brain get flooded and his IQ get lowered to set off Perfect Su’s IQ, that’s a bad idea. Understand?……"

After dozens of people understood, the protagonist candidates below almost went crazy.Their faces ranged from arrogant to calm and watery to pained and colorless. They were so miserable that they couldn't be seen.

Jiang Bai Shi Shiran left under the watchful eyes of all the future protagonists, and there was no pressure to abuse the protagonists.

Yue Shang first sighed with emotion, "It's the first time I've heard you talk so much." After a dozen times, he suddenly realized and expressed his doubts, "It's not like you".

"Huh? Huh." Jiang Bai admitted shamelessly.

The main reason was to vent his inability to sleep well and being depressed by Shen Jing. After using his mouth to abuse the future God Su, Jiang Bai felt a little better.

"Say it, you must have something to do. It's not like your style of doing things at all."

When Yue Shang's stalking was in progress...

Li Gui: Damn, the master is so ugly? !

Left and Right Gemini: Turn a blind eye.Turn around and quickly post on the virtual platform, "My master is posting sao, and the dedicated master on the first floor doesn't explain it. The content of the post: My master is a male god, but why did he become a slut in one day. Second, he is an essential male god. As an assistant, he is very distressed. I am anxiously waiting online for a unique trick, so that my master can change into his original body."

A post was sent out, causing countless dives.

Unable to resist Yue Shang, Jiang Bai said frankly: "My sleep quality is worse than before."

"Look for Jiangzhong Brand Jiuwei Dihuang Pills, bah, no, ask Shen Jing to make the medicine."

Jiang Bai rolled his eyes: "Stop watching advertisements in the human world, brainwashing."

Do I still listen to the Square Dance Divine Comedy?wipe sweat.

"Shen Jing must ask me to have a physical examination, otherwise the medicine will not be dispensed."

wipe.Shen Jing's physical examination will drive anyone crazy, and countless patients died in his hands. "Don't be impulsive."

Jiang Bai: "I didn't agree." Jiang Bai would rather suffer than die in Shen Jing's hands so aggrieved.

Yue Shang took a closer look at Jiang Bai, his eyes were sunken, his face was pale, his limbs were weak, he was so delicate that he couldn't look straight at him.Think about Jiang Bai's previous situation, put it on him, it is impossible to live.

As a heroic and courageous person, what should I do in the face of friends' difficulties? Stand up.He secretly rubbed his hands and said, interviewing vampires at night, bah, interviewing Shen Jing at night is not stage fright.