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The tsundere great wizard also has a naughty side. Lu Sheng has a high level of self-cultivation and doesn't need much rest; Liu Xingyu is different. Liu Xingyu's physique definitely needs rest and feeding, so every time Liu Xingyu sleeps in the middle of the night Come here, Lu Sheng will prepare food for him.

Yes, the great wizard's cooking skills are not bad. Due to Liu Xingyu's desire for monopoly, no one knows that the great wizard has this kind of skill, except for the Gushen incense ball.

The little gangster who was brought back sat obediently in the living room. He had already been threatened and warned by Lu Sheng, and he didn't dare to run away at all.The smell of food wafting from the kitchen caused his stomach to growl. Suffering from extreme panic was equivalent to releasing too much energy in an instant, and the little gangster was also hungry.

Misfortunes never come singly, the punk didn't even dare to move, but a boy in school uniform suddenly jumped in from the window.It's nothing more than scary, the boy's face was very ugly, without saying a word, he raised his fist and gave the little bastard a fat beating.

The boy who beat up can only be Liu Xingyu.Before he started practicing, Liu Xingyu was known as the king of fighters. At this time, he already had quite a lot of spiritual power, and the mere gangsters didn't even have a chance to fight back against him.

The screams finally attracted Lu Sheng, who was busy in the kitchen, and Lu Sheng hurried over to pull people, but how could he hold back?Pulling his arms, he couldn't pull his legs. With Liu Xingyu's long legs, the little gangster turned several somersaults on the ground as soon as he got down.

What is it all about!Today's high school students are too cruel!

The little bastard cried, and Lu Sheng finally hugged Liu Xingyu by the waist: "There is something to say! If you beat him up again, you will die. He is just a mortal bastard!"

In fact, Liu Xingyu can't be blamed for being impulsive, because this little gangster didn't wear a shirt at all when he was blocking Lusheng on the road in order to show that he was hanging. In addition, he tattooed a traditional Chinese character "love" on his chest-this kind of image , being seen by Liu Xingyu, and being at Lu Sheng's house in the middle of the night, of course Liu Xingyu must suspect that this is a wild man!

People's hearts are biased. Between her boyfriend Liu Xingyu and the social gangsters who have no half-money relationship, Lu Sheng is of course partial to her boyfriend.Letting the little bastard huddle in the corner and cry, Lu Sheng told Liu Xingyu what had happened in good words, and then said: "Look at how he is comparable to you, how can he and I do this and that? If you don’t believe me, you can ask the person outside!”

No one appeared outside the window, only a strand of black hair hung down and then disappeared.Liu Xingyu just nodded when he saw the long-haired gangster outside the window crying even harder: "Mom...I want to go home..." Stubbornness and dignity have completely collapsed, he is afraid!

Only then did Lu Sheng turn around to comfort the gangster brother: "If you continue to cry, in this life... you may never see your mother again!"

The little bastard was like a girl who was pushed down, knees and calves were kneeling in an "inner eight" position, and the sobbing could not be stopped, so he forcibly covered his mouth.In this situation, he no longer has the face to go back and be a good bastard.

Liu Xingyu was finally happy, because Lu Sheng said that there is nothing that the little bastard can compare to him.The men who were affirmed are all big-hearted (fog). Liu Xingyu helped Lu Sheng set the table while not forgetting to show his generosity: "I think he is very pitiful, or...let him eat together!"

Lu Sheng agreed, but the little gangster didn't dare to go to the table.After the threat, the little bastard sat obediently at the table like a pissed daughter-in-law, his eyes were already swollen like rotten peaches—I really cried just now!

Lu Sheng didn't eat by himself, he just sat by and watched.Maybe it's because the great wizard's craftsmanship is too good, or maybe the little bastard is too hungry to go all out. For this meal, Liu Xingyu ate two bowls of rice, and the little bastard ate four bowls!

After the meal was over, the problem came.Liu Xingyu went to wash the dishes, and Lu Sheng just stood by the dinner table to impart "knowledge" to the gangsters.

"Looking in the mirror, do you have large dark circles under your eyes, or a faint cyan layer above the center of your brows?"

The gangster took the mirror to look at it carefully, and nodded seriously.

"You are so young and have a good physique, do you know why?"

The little gangster thought for a while, then looked up at the wall clock: "Is it...it's too late and I haven't slept yet?"

Lu Sheng almost choked on his own saliva, Russell and Ding Xiang are too good at choosing people, sending such a stupid and cute little brother, can it work?However, when practitioners talk to mortals, sometimes it is inevitable that ducks talk to chickens. Lu Sheng reorganized the language and asked: "If you press it lightly by yourself, is there a dull pain three inches below the navel?"

The little gangster looked down cooperatively, but instead of attacking directly, he raised his head again and asked, "How long is three inches?"

Lu Sheng was directly laughed stupidly by the other party: "Three inches... You find the middle position between your navel and the line connecting J*J, and then gently press that area with your hand to see if there is any response." Paralysis doesn't understand anything Dare to come out and be a gangster, the employment threshold for gangsters is really low!

The little gangster stretched out his hand to press it, but he hit it unexpectedly.There was nothing wrong with that place when it was not moved, and the pain caused the little gangster to gasp when he pressed it lightly.He thought that Lu Sheng had done something wrong, so he stared at Lu Sheng with sad and begging eyes.

After Liu Xingyu finished washing the dishes, he turned around and saw the little gangster's eyes. He coughed lightly and walked over to sit next to Lu Sheng. The little gangster immediately turned his eyes away—he was scared of being beaten, and his face hurt when he chewed a little while eating. .

Lu Sheng squeezed Liu Xingyu's hand under the table to make him less jealous. On the table, he smiled and said to the little bastard: "Don't think about it—the place you press is commonly known as the dantian. If the dantian hurts, that is The body suffered serious internal damage, it was not caused by me, but... think about it for yourself, did you do any bad things before you came to block me?"

The little gangster thought for a while, but shook his head in denial.In his opinion, the matter between them and Russell and Dingxiang was a matter of mutual affection and I would like to get what I want, and it was not a bad thing.

Lu Sheng was convinced by the bastard opposite, he was too good at chatting!Fortunately, Lu Sheng is quite patient, and the gangster with a blue nose and swollen face can somehow arouse a little bit of sympathy from the great wizard.Lu Sheng probably guessed what the little gangster was thinking, so he had to ask more bluntly: "Tonight, are there two female students who escaped from the evening self-study to play with you? They let you take advantage of it, so you will accept it." Their demands come to block me, right?"

"You know?" After so much tossing, the little gangster was no longer so surprised.

"Of course I know! Not only do I know this, but I also know that five of the six of you who blocked me had sex with female students. To tell you the truth, you thought you made money by sleeping with high school girls. Yuan has been sucked away by them! Have you ever thought about why only one of you escaped when you met the long-haired female ghost halfway, while all five of you were weak? Because your bodies are too worn out, there is no way to escape in an instant. Provide the power to run away!"

The little gangster was immediately dumbfounded, his eyes were indescribably complicated.

Lu Sheng continued to make up the knife: "Those two high school girls will still look for you, don't think you can hide. It is easy for them to find you, and it is easier for them to provoke your desire. Don't think that you can just close your eyes Prevent certain things from happening. Since they have already attacked you, they will definitely drain your essence. Because if you are allowed to wander on the street with too much wear and tear, in case you encounter someone with mana and a lot of energy. Ascetics with a sense of justice, that is a great disadvantage to them."

The little gangster who had been stupid for a while started to mess up again: "You mean...they...they..." At that time, I thought those two girls were flirtatious, and they were also very good at bedtime, but I didn't expect...

"They are demons!"

One sentence almost scared the little gangster into fainting again.The little gangster's heart is broken. It's unlucky enough to meet a scary female ghost and then be kidnapped by a high school student who doesn't know if it's a human or a ghost. A seductive banshee.

What is this called!

Things, of course, went according to Lu Sheng's design. After the little gangster was shocked, he knelt down and begged Lu Sheng to save his life.Regardless of whether he went to the doctor in a hurry, at least Lu Sheng could say these things clearly, and at least Lu Sheng entertained him for a meal. He didn't think Lu Sheng was a very bad person.

"You have found the right person! I only brought you back to see that you are destined to be with me, and I intend to save you!" The great wizard's ability to deceive people made Liu Xingyu look sideways at him. This mysterious tone, if Wearing a hooded cloak and putting a crystal ball on the table, you can tell your fortune directly, "I will teach you a set of secret formulas, if those two banshees come to you again, when you have sex with them Recite this formula silently in your heart, then, not only will their bewitching methods have no effect on you, but on the contrary, it will increase your prestige as a man!"

Lu Sheng taught the mantra, and then sent the dubious little bastard out of the house: "You have to remember, although the mantra is wonderful, you must not say it aloud, otherwise... you will be at your own risk!"

The little gangster left thankfully, but fortunately he was so cute and stupid, it didn't take much effort for Lu Sheng to fool him.Liu Xingyu was puzzled by Lu Sheng's approach: "What kind of formula is that? A human being who has no foundation in cultivation, let him deal with two banshees, can he only rely on formulas?"

Lu Sheng smiled meaningfully: "Of course he can't, but the Gu on his body can!"

It turned out that the great wizard had already planted three kinds of Gu on the little bastard.

The first one is "sexual * Gu". As long as Luo Su and Ding Xiang hook up with the gangsters, they will be full of desire.

The second is "Spirit Devouring Gu". Regardless of whether Russell and Ding Xiang will continue to harm the little gangster's body, as long as they have substantial contact, their spiritual power will be quietly eaten by the "Spirit Devouring Gu" in the little gangster's body Lose.

The third type is "Love Gu", as long as Russell and Ding Xiang get close to the gangster, they will be tricked.In this way, the two banshees must be the little bastard, and will not harm other human men again.

Of course, in order to make the little gangster more masculine and more palatable in a certain way, Lu Sheng had already performed a corresponding "surgery" on him before he fainted—the so-called secret formula was just to motivate the three It's just a password for planting Gu.

After listening to this, Liu Xingyu couldn't help praising: "You are really bad!"

Lu Sheng snorted arrogantly: "I'm a great wizard after all, I can't be blind with all my abilities! Besides, let that little bastard "tie up" Russell and Ding Xiang just now, so that you can free your hands. Our current The targets are Jane and the Scarlet Cross, so there's no need to spend too much energy on the two fire ant demons."