The devil is forced to open every day

"Hello, dear player, here is the help system of the world's first holographic game "Light and Darkness".

Currently, the East Asia server is running stably and is undergoing non-stop updates. Players can log in normally. During the maintenance period, logged-in players will not be affected in any way.

Good evening, I am the intelligent AI "Lin Daiyu Pulling Weeping Willow Upside Down", the success rate of solving player problems is as high as 100%, you clicked on the help system eight seconds ago, how can I help you? "

There was silence on the opposite side, and there was a faint sobbing sound of a man.

"Help, help, baby..."

"Please state your question clearly, such as:

'I was boating on the lake with my girlfriend, when a fish suddenly jumped out of the lake and slapped me in the air. '

or 'My mount feels itchy and has been rubbing against trees, my cerium-lanthanum alloy armor has been rubbed on fire, and now I am charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and smell like meat. '"

The man tried to cheer up and asked curiously, "How did you solve the second one? Is the compensation rich?"

"I gave the player a handful of cumin and told him, 'You're a little naive, remember to tickle your mount in the future.'"

The man was silent for a long time, and after a long sigh, his voice became weak, "I'm in the dungeon dungeon, floor 99."

"Sorry, the dungeon dungeon is currently open to the ninth floor of No.60, and the 99th floor has not yet been opened..."

"I know, but I found a bug, as long as you steal the key of the dungeon keeper, you can enter the lower dungeon.

You have been publicizing that the ninth floor of dungeon No. 90 is a pitiful, beautiful and big-breasted Naga sea monster, I just want to see..."

The man recalled the moment when he opened the 99th floor of the dungeon.

Those solid muscles, that mighty body stood in front of him like a wall, and for a moment, the man wanted to crash into the wall to death.

"You guys are deceiving players! Her big body is clearly her chest muscles! Her arms are thicker than my legs!"

A suppressed cry came from the opposite side. The player was cheated of his feelings, and his young heart was hit hard. No matter what kind of compensation, it would be difficult to erase the shadow on his mind.

However, intelligent AI has no emotion.

"I'm sorry, but for issues related to publicity, please consult the AI ​​"Grandma Liu's First Trial of Rain and Cloud Love".

Do you still need help? "

"Yes, yes!" the man said eagerly, "I haven't finished yet, the Naga Siren is too high-level, and I can't resist. After she found me, she locked me in a cage and asked me to enrich her harem. I I can't send a message, and I can't leave even if I try to log off, please come and rescue me!"

"Sorry, you got stuck in a bug and entered an unopened area, the background cannot force you to go offline, otherwise your brain will be damaged.

The level of Naga Siren is set at 99, and the current top player in East Asia is the captain of your team "Changle Weiyang".

"Changle Weiyang" is level 81, and the success rate of defeating the Naga Siren is 25.3%, but the bugs in your card cannot be copied by others, so you cannot ask the player for help. "

"What about the other NPCs! Call someone to save me!" The man screamed in despair, looking around in pain, "Did you know that her other harem is full of salted fish! It's hanging next to my cage, I don't want to fight with a dozen salted fish!" Calling you brothers, serving that muscular sea monster! I haven’t had a girlfriend yet, and I’m still a virgin!!!”

The intelligent AI was silent for a moment.

"Save the child..." The man leaned against the cage helplessly, with a strong smell of salted fish filling his nose.

Too high.

"There is only one way now." The intelligent AI remained calm, "You need to persevere until this update is completed, and it is estimated that there are still two hours and 43 minutes left."

"What about after the update?" The man's eyes lit up.

"If you update a high-level NPC with a good temper above level 99, you will be saved."

"What if...not?" The man sniffled.

"As you heard at the beginning, I have a 100% success rate in solving player problems. If I can't solve a problem, I can only solve the player who asked the problem." AI intelligence is cold and ruthless.

"Young man, have you heard of the title coming back?"

The man was like a thunderbolt, and couldn't help but start to tremble, "You, how could you do this, I just got stuck with a small bug, and this account has been loaded with a lot of money!"

"Oh, krypton gold players are amazing!" The intelligent AI paused for a moment.

"It's really amazing, I have already reported the situation to the higher-ups.

The recording of this exchange has been modified by me, please wait silently for the update to complete, but don't expect too much.After all, in such a short period of time, the probability of the development department creating a good-tempered high-level NPC is approximately equal to your single-draw SSR.

Finally, I will give you the song "Good Luck"~"

Listening to the joyful and high-spirited song, the man rested his head on the cage rod, looked at the white eyes of the salted fish outside the cage, and a line of clear tears flowed down slowly.

The bug that came out of the life card... so fucking salty...

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At the Visitor Management Office of the Other World on Earth, a row of strange creatures lined up obediently. In the only open work window, there were staff members with both beauty and wisdom. The nameplate showed "Chang'e No. [-]".

There are many visitors who want to enter the earth. In addition to the cosmic visitors from this plane, there are also guests from other planes from afar.However, there are firewalls set up by three ancient gods on the earth. Visitors must go through the formalities at the management office established by the gods of the earth, and they can enter the earth only after they are approved.

The Other World Visitor Management Office originally had three clones of goddesses: the Greek moon god Selene No. [-], the Roman moon god Diana No. [-], and the Chinese moon god Chang'e No. [-].

The other two moon gods are addicted to the pleasures of the world and cannot extricate themselves, and the little milk dog is too sweet. They are pregnant and ask for leave one after another. Chang'e No. [-] is so busy that they are about to lose their sanity.

"This visitor! You can't understand the myths! I have asked you eighteen times, what is the purpose of your visit!" The staff stepped on the table with one foot, and the expression was irritable.

In front of the window, the Mediterranean man in a white vest snorted coldly, raised his head proudly with his hands behind his back.

"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will show you with great mercy that this evil god is coming to destroy mankind!"

"Let's say it sooner, test your divine power." Chang'e-[-] snapped its fingers, and a snow-white rabbit jumped out, put the red button in front of the Mediterranean Sea, raised its innocent rabbit head, and said, "Hammer it."

Haidi took a deep breath, condensed black energy in his hands, and with a short ah, the man slammed his head hard on the button, with a hint of complacency in his eyes.

These false gods, come and meet the real evil gods!

"Comprehensive evaluation of divine power: 99 points, current divine power: 82 points, traversing consumes 17 points. The strength is too low, and the rainbow wall cannot be displayed." The red button reported the count coldly.

"Put it down." Chang'e-[-] neatly rubbed the ground, "Let the special affairs department practice their hands."

Snow-white rabbits came from all directions, surrounded the Mediterranean Sea into a ball, and rolled out of the management office.

"How could it be that my strength is too low! I am an evil god! I am... ah!"

The miserable sound of the Mediterranean disappeared. Chang'e No. [-] took a deep breath and punched the vent button next to it. The rainbow bar on the wall instantly lit up, with a value as high as [-].

"Please go to Window No. 32 to handle business on the [-]nd." After venting her emotions, Chang'e No. [-] withdrew her foot from the table with a sweet and moving voice.

The group of jade rabbits who had completed the task of throwing garbage, like a pile of glutinous rice balls, bounced back to their original positions. When a rabbit passed by the team, it suddenly stopped and jumped to the side of a man in a blue robe, looking up curiously. head staring.

The man's robe was embroidered with a complicated and delicate magic circle. The rabbit looked dizzy and looked up. He could see the man's beautiful jaw line, pale complexion, and silver hair hanging down naturally. Every strand seemed to be soaked in the moonlight. , The whole body exudes the halo that only high-level gods have.

Feeling the little fluffy thing at his feet, the man looked down, his light blue eyes were as warm as jade, reflecting the white fluffy balls.

Tutu's round eyes, the man's exquisite and beautiful facial features are like the works of Nuwa Empress at her peak state, with a straight and thin nose, light pink thin lips lightly pursed, and a pair of light blue eyes that seem to be filled with the brightness of the sky and the sea, Pure and lustful, the rabbit can't stop.

The moment the Jade Rabbit saw the man's face clearly, the whole rabbit seemed to be electrified, its eyes burst out with small hearts of love, and its long pink rabbit ears stood up, showing a heart.

Jade Rabbit peeked left and right, and when the rabbit was not paying attention, it jumped up suddenly. When its front paw touched the back of the man's hand, a new numbering slip appeared in the man's hand, and the number on the slip became 32.5.

The fluffy little rabbit kissed its paws, blew a kiss to the man, and jumped away happily, leaving everyone in the line with envious and jealous eyes.

The management office is located near a neutron star, and the surface has 365 times the time expansion, and a delay of one hour here is equivalent to half a month on the earth.In half a month, many things can be decided.

"Hi, brother." A man came over with a friendly smile, "My name is Bumpman, I come from the M78 nebula, and I lived on the earth for a while, how about you?"

"Lorraine Fustiani Ortiz Perenburg, from another plane." The man responded politely, with a graceful jaw, "You can call me Lorraine."

"Lorland, I'm number 33. I'm in a hurry on Earth, can I..." Bumpman took out his number list with a bitter expression on his face.

"Of course." Lorraine smiled and handed out the number list.

"Thank you so much, I owe you a favor, if you need it, you can call me on the earth, and I will definitely help you!" Bumpman took the number sheet and returned to the team beaming.

The people in the back exchanged glances, as if they saw an opportunity, they stepped forward one after another.

"Brother, I'm number 34, and I'm in a hurry, can I change my order number?"

"Yes." Luo Lan nodded slightly, and kindly handed out the number in his hand.

Seeing the opportunity, the visitors at the back followed suit and changed their numbers in line with the principle of being cheap and not taking advantage of the bastards. Lorraine kept smiling until he got the last number in his hand.

"Hey, the order number is so late, just go to the back!" The visitor who had just begged sincerely, after getting the order number at the top, immediately changed his expression to Lorraine triumphantly, "How can this kind of IQ travel through another world?" .”

"Don't go too far!" Bump Man, who exchanged first, couldn't stand it anymore, "I'm really in a hurry, so don't bully him!"

"It's okay." Luo Lan's eyes were slightly red, and he pinched the odd number with two fingers, and walked slowly to the back row.

"You bastards!" Bumpman held the transforming device, and the light of justice shone brightly.

"Please go to window No. 32.5 on [-] to handle the business." Chang'e No. [-]'s sweet voice sounded, bumpy and mancarved for a moment, then put away the transforming device helplessly, and stepped forward with a sigh.

Frequent customer procedures are halved, and it will be the turn of the 33rd soon.

The visitor holding the number 33 stepped forward proudly. Chang'e No. 33 scanned the visitor number list and couldn't help rolling his eyes, "You are not number [-], can't you recognize the number?"

"I'm obviously number 33!" The visitor objected, it's clear that he got it from that fool.

"You don't have good eyesight, so don't waste God's time, you fucking number 69." Chang'e No. [-] paused every word, holding back her anger.

"Look clearly, I am number 33!" The visitor slapped the counter dissatisfied.

Chang'e No. [-] took a long breath, unbuttoned the collar of his shirt, stood on the counter, and the shielding barrier disappeared. Chang'e No. [-] swung his arms and punched fiercely. With a scream, the visitor smashed through the wall and flew out of the management office. .

"Okay, visitor No. 33, please come to handle business." Chang'e No. [-] jumped off the counter.

No one responded.

"No. 34!" Chang'e No. [-] became more and more angry.

The visitor with the odd number stepped forward tremblingly, Chang'e No. 33 gritted his teeth, "You don't even know how to count?! I just called number [-] a few times, are you deaf?"

"I... am number 34?" The visitor looked puzzled, "How could it be number 33?"

Chang'e No. [-] kicked horizontally, and everyone stared at the perfect arc that the hapless ghost flew out, and some people suddenly came to their senses.

"It's that idiot! He messed up our ranking! What kind of tricks did he use to hide the view? The odd number in our hands is not the number we saw and thought!"

"Does anyone know their odd number accurately?" Chang'e No. [-] had a grim face, "If you don't know, let me rearrange the number!"

The visitors ran to the stand-alone machine one after another, fighting for the crowded seats. In the chaos, an innocent man standing leisurely at the end was revealed.

Lorraine stepped forward step by step, the blue robe gently swept the ground, his temperament was dusty.

"No. 130." Standing in front of the window, with a slender waist and a smile on his lips, Lorraine handed out the tracking number.

"What are you doing here?" Chang'e-[-] frowned and filled out the form.Even though he knew that the visitor in front of him was the culprit of the chaos, he couldn't get angry when he looked at the other person's face.

"Look for the believer who called me." Lorraine said with a gentle expression.

"Test your divine power." Chang'e No. [-] picked up the rubbing seal.

Yutu took out the red button and placed it in front of Lorraine.Pale and slender fingers lightly pressed the button, and the rainbow wall instantly lit up.