The devil is forced to open every day

The old wise man sat under the dilapidated ruins of the village, facing the children big and small in front of him, with a serious face, "Slaying a dragon is something that only the most powerful brave can do. Because what the magic dragon possesses is not only It is so powerful that even the power of a whole country cannot match it, and..."

"I know!" Half of the big boys interrupted the old wise man, raised their hands positively, and beamed with joy.

"And he has two dicks! Two alas!"

The old wise man covered his chest and took a few deep breaths, not wanting to die in this poor village.

Damn the Holy See, he insists on running around every village by himself, asking each village to produce a brave man, and if the quota is not met, the pension will be deducted, damn it!

Now the villagers are so thieves, and the magic dragon is so powerful, after sending a few waves of heads, the villagers obviously have an epiphany, okay? !

Instead of slaying dragons unrealistically, it is better to plant a few acres of land peacefully, and the wife and children are hot on the kang, isn't it delicious!

Right now, I can only deceive these brats, Yazi who are barely dawdling.

The old wise man sighed, and without further ado, he took out a scroll from his sleeve, "God of Light, I have a quota for brave men here, and each village is limited to one person. Those who win the quota can report their full names. The Son of the Holy See will bless you every year."

"Can you wish me a big penis?" The boy raised his hand again and wiped his snot with his dirty sleeve, "The one that can pee the farthest."

The old wise man could hardly catch his breath.

Injustice!When I am old, why should I suffer from this old nose!

"Is it possible!"

The sound of peasant women calling their children home for dinner came from a distance. The boy was a little impatient. The old wise man glanced over and found that many boys were eagerly waiting for an answer.

"No!" The old wise man held his chest and took a deep breath.

"Cut~" The boys all ran away.

"Can the Holy Son's blessing be exchanged for gold?" Several girls squatted on the ground and asked curiously.

"I can't." The old wise man frowned, if he had gold, he would be a fart.

"What about changing into beautiful clothes?" the girls asked again.

"No." The old wise man shook his head.

"Silver jewelry?"

"No."

"An old hen?"

"No."

The girls left without hesitation.

The old wise man touched the private money in the interlayer of his clothes, which seemed to be enough for an old hen. He was just about to stop the girls who left, but found that the children in front of him were not gone.

The last one left.

The boy was also dirty, with a pair of dark brown eyes that were clear and shining, and his facial features were good, but he was a little shorter.

"Why don't you go?" Hope ignited in the eyes of the old wise man.

"No one asked me to go home for dinner." The boy pursed his lips, "Mom took my younger brother to the city to join my uncle, and let me guard the house."

"Where's your father?" the old wise man couldn't help asking.

"He is a drunkard. He fell into the ditch drunk and went to see the God of Light." The boy held his face and talked about his father's death. There was no extra emotion in his dark brown eyes.

"Then do you want to be a brave man?" The old wise man looked at the boy in front of him, "The prayer of the Holy Son will give your father a good start in his next life."

The boy thought for a while, then slowly stood up.

"If I become a brave man, can you ask the Holy Son to help me give a message to the God of Light?"

The old wise man breathed a sigh of relief, "Of course!"

As for whether the God of Light will listen or not, that is another matter.

"That's good." The boy nodded with a serious expression.

"Rurifa Vorntoby of Redstone, said he wanted to fuck your mother, several times."

The hand of the old wise man holding the scroll trembled slightly.

"Who is this Lulifa...?"

"Of course it's my dear alcoholic father." The boy looked at the scroll and pressed his handprint under the Red Stone Village.

"He doesn't deserve to have a good start in his next life. If there is such an opportunity, why doesn't the God of Light leave it to me who is doing the right thing?"

The old wise man seemed to have a cork in his throat, choking and unable to speak.

The boy straightened up, behind him was the slowly setting sun, although it was late at night, it was still shining brightly.

"From now on, I, Fakeyu, will be the brave man of Redstone Village." The boy rubbed his nose with his thumb, stepped on a gray stone, and his eyes were burning. "I will protect my villagers from the evil dragon!"

The atmosphere was really good, and the old wise man seemed to have seen the birth of a legendary brave man.

But after the light faded, the old wise man saw the breasts of the future legendary brave man, which seemed to have been worn out, leaving only a narrow strip in the middle, unexpectedly fashionable.

A stray dog ​​came over, raised its foot under the gray stone, and lazily urinated.

"I have a few copper coins here, let's buy you equipment." The old wise man couldn't stand it anymore.

"Really?" The boy took the copper coin, a little surprised.

"I think you are very energetic. I will give you another letter from me. I can recommend you to the Dragon Slaying Academy on Storm Island." The old wise man sighed and patted the boy on the shoulder. "Come on, boy."

After speaking, the old wise man took the scroll and left, leaving the boy standing where he was, feeling the kindness that fell from the sky, as if it was a gift from the God of Light.

"I won't let you down!" The boy's voice came from behind, the old wise man touched the thick stack of recommendation letters in his arms, and walked quickly with guilt.

After going through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, the boy came to Tulong Academy on Storm Island. Looking at the dilapidated school gate in front of him and the students who were still running nose, he was deeply aware of a problem.

Descended from the sky, as good as a gift from the God of Light, shit!

A blatant admissions scam!

If you don’t have tuition fees, you have to work part-time, wash dishes, clean up the campus, and help the teacher who has a second child to take care of the child! ! !

The teenager Fakoyo hugged the spitting cub, skillfully tore off the cub's diaper, replaced it with a freshly dried cloth near the fireplace, and stuffed a roasted ground root into his pocket by the way.

After several years of training, the students can finally leave school and embark on the journey of slaying dragons. Although most of them come here to mix up their certificates and names, there are also a few of them who can use their professional knowledge to slaughter a chicken , pluck a hair or something.

When Fakoyo left, both the principal and the teacher came to see him off, and the magic teacher who was about to have a third child almost cried into tears.

Everyone is reluctant to leave such a good student. Fakeyu's departure means that the principal's parents and the two uncles and aunts in the cafeteria can no longer easily mix their wages. , No one burns the fire, I'm afraid I will use magic to use hot water in the future!

The principal's fleshy face trembled with sadness, "As the best student this year, I want to present you with the school's highest honor, the Dragon Slaying Sword!"

Then Fakoyo saw his usual machete for chopping wood, with a bow tied on it, and the four characters "Treasure Dragon Slayer" were scrawled on the bow.

The bow is still pink, and it seems to be cut out of the principal's wife's dress.

Fakoyo, holding the dragon-slaying sword, went out of the school and fell into deep thought.

The other students have at least learned some magic and fighting skills, and they are either working all day, or on the way to work, what kind of dragon can a chopping knife kill, a chicken coop or a duck coop?

Unemployed as soon as he graduated, Fakeyu thought for a long time, and returned to Hongshitou Village back then. His mother and younger brother went to seek refuge with his uncle. There should be news?

The villagers have good news and bad news for Fakoyo.

Fakoyo's uncle became a nobleman and took in his mother and younger brother. Then the princess was taken away by the dragon.

Fakoyo just wanted to say that it was none of my business that the princess was taken away, but the next moment he was taken away by the Holy See personnel who heard the news, sent him to the palace, and stared at a bunch of dragon slayers.

The principle of the Holy See is: professional things should be left to professionals.

The king promised the warriors a cake of [-] gold coins, which was big and round. The warriors were not fools, they knew how much they weighed, and most of them had already run away before reaching the Scarlet Island where the dragon was. .

Fakoyo also wanted to run, but he was in the wild, and the Scarlet Island was covered with dark clouds. Without the sun, he couldn't tell the direction. He turned around, so he had to find a cave to hide from the rain.

There is already a master in the cave, but it has started to rain outside.

Fakoyo greeted the huge dragon inside, "Sorry, take shelter from the rain."

Looking at the rain outside and the sound of jets behind him, Fakoyo suddenly realized what he had just seen.

Devil dragon.

I fuck.

The huge head slowly stretched out, and the colorful black scales could almost reflect the sweat from the brave man's temples.

Stared at by the golden vertical pupil, Fakoyo felt that he should say something to let the other party know that he should be harmless.

"What a coincidence." Fakoyo chose the most old-fashioned way to strike up a conversation, "Are you hiding from the rain here too?"

The magic dragon's eyes rolled, looking at the machete on the brave man's waist.

"This is an ordinary kitchen knife. I came to the mountain to chop firewood." Fakeyu pulled out the machete sincerely, and the pink ribbon fluttered in the wind.

Both the person and the dragon saw the words "Treasure Dragon Slaying Saber" on it.

The atmosphere in the cave was tense for a while.

Fakoyo still wanted to struggle one last time, "Are you... literate?"

The dragon seemed disdainful, and spewed out a stream of air from its nostrils, which not only disrupted the rain curtain outside the cave, but also blew up the little leather skirt of the brave man.

Fakoyo held down the little leather skirt with both hands, but it was too late, the dragon had already seen the frayed nipples.

"This is the fashion in the city." The brave man was very calm, "I have been wearing this since I was a child."

The magic dragon was silent for a moment, staring at the brave man's little leather skirt and puffing again, the little leather skirt flew up, revealing the honey-colored skin underneath.

Fakoyo's face was a little uneasy. I don't know why, but my pants are always worn out. I have patched them up a few times before, but they are still worn out.

The magic dragon sniffed, as if smelling something good, leaned forward, and the brave man was pushed against the stone wall, feeling his whole body being lifted up by the huge head of the magic dragon.

Three points of fear, three points of panic, and four points of confusion floated through Fakoyo's mind.

What is this operation?Want to ride its nose yourself?Want to kick your nose on your face?

The center of gravity was unstable, the brave man hugged the magic dragon tightly, and met the golden vertical pupils of the magic dragon at close range, and unexpectedly felt that they were so beautiful.

In fact, the huge creature is also very delicate in detail. The eyes of the magic dragon are like a magnificent crystal sunflower, and the stamens seem to be able to inhale people.

Even if he didn't attend the class, Fakoyo knew that the eyes are the weakest part of the dragon. As long as this eye is blinded, the dragon will be in great pain and lose part of its advantages.

But such a good-looking precious item, Fakoyo really couldn't get his hands on it.

After thinking for a moment, Fakoyo was ready to showdown to the dragon.

"There are many brave men who are coming to kill you. You have two options now. First, return the princess to me, and play a scene in front of the princess, pretending that I defeated you, so that you can be good to me. Second... ..."

Before the brave man finished speaking, the giant dragon nodded its huge head.

Immediately afterwards, Fakoyo felt himself being picked up, flew into the air, and landed in a larger cave. There were flowers and fresh fruits in the cave. Next to it was a pile of gold coins taller than a person. The princess sat in it with a sad face.

Fakoyo had never seen so many gold coins, like a mountain of gold, which made people's eyes hurt.

If someone gives Fakoyo so many gold coins, let Fakoyo do whatever he wants, he can wake up with a smile in his dreams and run another 5000 meters.

But the princess obviously didn't like it. Seeing the brave man, the princess burst into tears instantly, turning into diamonds and falling into the pile of gold coins.

The brave's eyes became straighter, and he even wanted to cooperate with the dragon.

"Help me, save me, save me!" The princess issued three requests in a row.

The brave man took a deep breath, took a machete and began to "fight to the death" with the magic dragon. The magic dragon acted extremely realistically, fluttering its wings and shaking its head, and the petals were rolled up by the airflow and landed on the brave man's head.

The princess hid behind the pile of gold coins, closed her eyes and shed tears to pray to the God of Light. After an unknown period of time, the battle stopped, the huge dragon fell, and a brave man appeared to save the princess.

"Let's go." The face of the brave man was righteous and handsome.

The princess glanced at the fallen dragon, and sincerely suggested, "As far as I know, every demon dragon has a reverse scale on its body, and only those who get the reverse scale will be recognized by the outside world as dragon-slaying braves.

If you can't get Nilin, father and king will not believe that you killed the magic dragon! "

Fakeyu glanced at the dragon with a guilty conscience, pondered for a moment, then carefully climbed up the tall buttocks of the dragon, and pulled off a scale.

"Then... Ni Lin?" The princess was a little confused.

Fakeyu straightened his body, with a serious face, "I went to the Dragon Slaying Academy and won the honor of the most outstanding graduate of the current year. I still have a certificate. I have the Dragon Slaying Sword in my hand. I don't know that the dragon's reverse scale is in my hand. where?"

The princess looked admiringly and nodded repeatedly.

This is professional!

You can find Ni Lin in such a hidden part!

The brave man left with the princess, and sneaked a handful of gold coins before leaving. After the two walked away, the dragon, who was pretending to be dead, opened his eyes, narrowed his golden eyes, and raised his claws to touch his ass.

This brave man has a bit of color.

Dragon likes it.