There is a beautiful woman [the past wears the present]

"Gold always shines" is a Weibo blogger who focuses on writing funny blog content.

Today he received a contribution from a netizen and found it very interesting, so he copied the content of the netizen and forwarded it to his Weibo. A manuscript!

I just went to watch that romance movie with my girlfriend that you have to bring your own tissue to wipe your tears, so I won't promote it.The thing is like this, my girlfriend and I chose the VIP hall, because we wanted to see more clearly, we didn’t choose the couple seats on both sides, we chose the middle seat, and now I tell you, I regret not choosing it at the beginning, really Yes, now that I think about it, I regret it.

I chose the seat relatively late, so I chose the seat in the middle on the left side. The audience in our row is all seated. They are all couples. My girlfriend sits on my left. On my right are two people who look relatively Fashionable men, one is more tender (replaced by A below), and the other is more mature (replaced by B below).Remember, these two people, since I sat down, they have been ruthlessly destroying my weak heart.

Before the movie started, there was an advertisement for a certain brand of car, and A watched it very carefully, and B asked him in a low voice what to watch. My family doesn't drive this type of car, so I wouldn't buy it for him if I wanted to.Then, B asked A if he wanted to learn how to drive. There are more than a dozen cars at home, and he can drive as he pleases.You pinpin, you pinpin, are you speaking human words?

One more thing to add, this same-sex couple is actually quite polite, and they spoke very quietly. I listened intently to a few words when I heard them mentioning the car, and it almost made me angry when I heard them. With a pair of gossip ears, I also blame that there are too few people watching the movie in the afternoon, and there are not many people at the scene, so I want to listen to the slightest movement.

Of course, it's not over yet.

Not long after the movie started, the climax came, the rain scene was really touching, it reminded me of my crush in high school... yes, there was no more, because my damn ears heard A whispering next to me B Why the hero and heroine have roofs to stand on the street and get wet in the rain, they not only hinder the traffic, but also don’t obey the traffic rules, I thought B would say this is a movie, but he was even more weird, he even noticed that the hero and heroine were showering In the rainstorm the shoes are dry.

When I heard it, it seemed to be quite reasonable, and then my attention began to be distorted, anyway, the touching atmosphere was gone.

Afterwards, I began to observe the details of the movie. I used all the tissues I prepared to wipe the ice water on the Coke cup. My girlfriend couldn’t hear the conversation between the two of them. I was moved, but I thought, What's the point of crying, you see how delicious the crayfish in the movie is, why don't the hero and heroine eat it, instead they are whining about it?Also, when the hero and heroine wake up from sleep, the makeup on the heroine's face is still very delicate, doesn't the heroine take off her makeup before going to bed at night?

I'm sorry, the hostess doesn't take off her makeup when she sleeps and the crayfish looks delicious. These two problems are also heard from my sensitive ears from next door.

Really, I shouldn't be eavesdropping, but I just can't stop wondering what else they could have said!

In short, now my girlfriend asks me if the movie is very touching, I am so touched, I only have spicy crayfish covered with red oil and garlic!

By the way, after we came out of the movie, we saw A and B getting into a super luxurious luxury car. Although I didn’t see their faces, I knew it was them from their clothes. Really, I was too hurt today up! ] Netizens kept hahahahaha after watching it.

- Hahaha I laughed so hard!Because it's a bad movie, so the focus is on other things?

-I'm going to watch this movie with my boyfriend this afternoon, can I still watch it?

- God damn don't obey the traffic rules and crayfish! @爱情电影Director: Please be strict when writing the script, and don't trouble the police uncle!

-I have the same thought as AB. Only crayfish can watch this movie, that is, I don’t have more than a dozen luxury cars at home, and it’s impossible to have a driver when I go in and out!

- I reckon there are not many cars like this in China, right?

As the number of retweets of this funny Weibo increased, the announcement of the romance movie also noticed this Weibo, and immediately took advantage of the popularity of this topic to buy a hot search and promote the movie.

At this time, Shan Qihuan and Shen Yuhan were already sitting in a private restaurant, two hot crayfish of different flavors and two bowls of noodles were placed on the table, and the noodles could be poured into the soup after the crayfish were finished. Mix it with rice, the noodles mixed with crayfish soup will be especially delicious.

Shen Yuhan almost drools when he smells this heavy and thick aroma, but he is a reserved brother, so he keeps sitting upright. Let's see how Shan Qihuan eats first. In fact, he doesn't know how to eat. start.

But Shan Qihuan completely misunderstood what he meant, and deepened the meaning a bit.

"Do you want me to peel it for you to eat?"

Shen Yuhan naturally followed suit, he looked at the steam rising from the crayfish and said, "It's hot."

Shan Qihuan gave him a disgusted look: "It's delicious when it's hot, and it's not good when it's cold." He put on the transparent gloves provided by the store and began to peel the crayfish. In Yu Han's bowl, "Eat and see, you can't taste it."

"Husband is really amazing." Shen Yuhan praised first and then ate. After putting the crayfish meat in his mouth, his taste buds tasted the most distinctive modern food he has so far, and he was full of praise, "It's delicious."

As soon as he ate something delicious, he couldn't help squinting his eyes, and licked his lower lip involuntarily.

Shan Qihuan saw that he was satisfied with eating, and the second one peeled off his hands and put them in his bowl, thinking that Shen Yuhan, an idiot's hands are just right, and it would be a bit uneconomical to burn them again, so he should peel off a few for him first. only.

Shen Yuhan took a bite of a crayfish and ate it happily. After he had learned enough, he put on his gloves and began to peel the crayfish. The first one was peeled slowly, but he finished it with dexterity and put it in the On his husband's plate.

"Honey, you eat." Shen Yuhan was very satisfied with his masterpiece, this was the first crayfish he peeled.

Satisfied, Shan Qihuan picked it up and ate it in one bite, but he still kept saying: "You know how to peel it off for me."

"Then I'll peel it for you again." Shen Yuhan excitedly picked up the second one, and it went much smoother when peeling this one, "Honey, come on."

Shan Qihuan ate the second one, but he could peel it himself. After eating the crayfish peeled by Shen Yuhan, he reminded him to eat it by himself.

This kind of scene where you peel me to eat is really too tiresome, but it is quite interesting. In addition to using his wife's white and tender hands for painting, she also washes his hands for soup and peels crayfish.

You and I wiped out the crayfish one by one, and the last person ate a bowl of noodles, which was very satisfying.

They checked out and left the private restaurant directly. Shan Qihuan wanted to take Shen Yuhan out for a stroll, but it was dark and cold outside, so he gave up and went straight home.

On the way back, snow fell in the sky. Shen Yuhan lay on the edge of the car window admiring it, and sighed, "Husband, it's snowing again."

"Well, everyone says that snow is not cold, but I think snow is the coldest." Shan Qihuan said, everyone loves romance, but it must be realistic, people who are cold outside don't want to go out.

"That is, how many people have to die in the past." Shen Yuhan remembered that his father would frown whenever he saw snow falling. Although he knew that they might have passed away long ago, he hoped that they were actually still alive, so he calmed down When he was young, he would often think of his family, but recently he felt less worried about leaving home, and he didn't want to go back to Qi all the time.

Shan Qihuan listened to him speak in a sad and emotional tone, he was a bit old-fashioned, and couldn't help but said: "The past was the past, and there was nothing we could do about it, it's just that they were not born at the right time. People in every era have their own unique characteristics. The way of life of the times, if you think about the war years, those people live in the flames of war every day, which one is more sad than being frozen or fighting?"

Shen Yuhan was suddenly awakened by Shan Qihuan's words, and said with a pun: "It's all sad, so I will cherish the life I have now." What's more, he can fully understand the current words now, so he can I started to understand modern history, "Husband, I want to buy a history book to read."

"Okay——" Shan Qihuan elongated his voice with a bit of indulgence. It's a good thing his wife loves to read, "I know how to cultivate myself."

"Well, I should read more books to nourish myself." Shen Yuhan made a pun again.

Maybe the current Shan Qihuan still can't hear it, maybe after many years he recalls, in fact, he has revealed many details in the initial relationship with Shen Yuhan.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the two returned to their warm home, without having to wrap up in thick coats, they were free.

After Shen Yuhan took a shower, she realized that her legs were sore, and then she sat on the bed and rubbed her feet. When Shan Qihuan came out, he pressed her calf there and asked, "What's the matter?"

Shen Yuhan pinched her calf and couldn't help saying his accent, "I jio hurts, my husband rubs it for me."

Shan Qihuan was a little cute by his occasional cuteness, and he was also used to being manipulated by him. He pulled his leg onto his own and gave him a light press: "How did you do it?"

Shen Yuhan's toes are a little round, fair and lovely, and even her fingernails are pink in color.

"My husband is more comfortable than myself," Shen Yuhan couldn't help expressing what was in his heart, and then told him how to compete today, "Today I stood all morning. After writing calligraphy, I had to paint. There was no rest in between."

"Then I can't go back next time." Shan Qihuan said, he was still thinking about the fact that Shen Yuhan would play with other people.

Shen Yuhan now understands the difference between her husband and outsiders, he smiled slightly: "I still have to go."

Regarding the sore legs, Liu Tan's suggestion was to exercise more, but her husband directly told him not to go. It seemed that his husband would feel sorry for him. No matter how nice he was, he probably didn't have a husband.

Shan Qihuan snorted softly: "You want to play, right?" He exerted some force on Shen Yuhan's calf.

"No." Shen Yuhan suddenly couldn't help frowning, it was painful, "The position you pressed is so sore, just lightly."

"So afraid of pain?" Shan Qihuan had no choice but to relax a little bit, let go of his left foot, and grabbed his right foot.

"No, it's just sour." Shen Yuhan knew that the distance between herself and her husband was getting closer, "It's not that I'm afraid of pain."

Shan Qihuan pressed for a while pretending to be indifferent, and almost stopped after a while, but he didn't let go of Shen Yuhan's right foot, and Shen Yuhan wanted to retract his foot and put it under the quilt.

"Husband?" He was a little puzzled, "Aren't you going to sleep?"

"Sleep of course." Shan Qihuan stuffed the foot he just finished pressing into the quilt, and said in a hoarse voice, "It's almost done, sleep."

Shen Yuhan stretched her feet into the bed, pulled the quilt to her chest, and got ready to sleep.

It was already time to go to bed, and Shan Qihuan was about to go to bed. He lifted a corner of the quilt and got into the warm quilt.

Shen Yuhan habitually moved towards Shan Qihuan, and then he found himself being held down by Shan Qihuan, looking straight at him with clear eyes, and asked doubtfully, "Husband?" He thought he was going to be like before. In that way, his face was slightly hot, and he was full of anticipation.

"Slimy, were you a saccharine in your previous life?" Shan Qihuan couldn't help but talk to him.

Shen Yuhan moved her body, leaned back, and lay down on her pillow, followed by Shan Qihuan's kiss on his forehead.

Shan Qihuan put his hands on his sides to support his own strength, he lowered his head and said directly to Shen Yuhan: "Shen Yuhan, you are so good at seducing my soul."

Shen Yuhan blinked his eyes, his eyes were clear, but he was a bit distracted, this was a place that Shan Qihuan was familiar with and couldn't avoid it, he felt that Shen Yuhan was seducing him, his Every look, every movement, and every inch of skin is a sharp weapon against him. He thinks that Shen Yuhan has done it, and he is always moved by him.

"Honey, I really like you from the bottom of my heart, and I want to do the most intimate thing with you..." His words became softer and softer, and finally disappeared into Shan Qihuan's kiss.

Got it, goblin.

What he wants to do most now and what he has always wanted to do is to do the most intimate thing with Shen Yuhan.

His fingers slid across Shen Yuhan's satin pajamas, eroding him little by little. He originally just wanted to go to bed early tonight and go out tomorrow, but he couldn't help but want to invade the city he most wanted to attack.

The indoor temperature began to rise, and Shan Qihuan's firm back was sweating.

He just said that Shen Yuhan is afraid of pain, but he is actually worried about what will happen next.

He whispered in his ear and asked Shen Yuhan that he might feel a little uncomfortable later, so he asked if he could.

Shen Yuhan rested her slender fingers on his shoulders and nodded imperceptibly, but Shan Qihuan still knew.

The night in Xue Yetian is beautiful, and it is the most suitable moment to express emotions and desires.

It was only tonight that Shen Yuhan felt that he could integrate into the modern society a little more, and he had a sense of reality.

This is the running-in between ancient and modern times, and it also opens another brand new door for him in the new world. Once he passes through, it is a brand new beginning.

The next day, when Shen Yuhan woke up, he felt extremely uncomfortable. Yesterday, it was only a sore calf, but now it had spread all over his body, and he didn't even have the strength to turn over. He lay flat on the bed, and opened his eyes slowly.

If he was still a brother, he would not have to go through such troubles, but they are all the same, except that he will feel a little uncomfortable in the beginning.

He opened his slightly swollen eyes from crying last night, and buried his face in his husband's empty pillow.

I don't know how long I slept, my stomach growled with hunger.

He buried his face in the pillow for a while, and the memory of last night became clearer again, pouring into his mind like a sea wave, and his face began to flush.

The husband is too much, he is obviously not like this usually, the usual Shan Qihuan would always comfort him very gently, but last night Shan Qihuan was not at all like the usual him, he seemed to be a different person last night.

Shen Yuhan's body hurts when she pulls it, and she doesn't want to move at all.

The more Shen Yuhan recalled, the hotter his face became, not only his face, but also his body was wrapped in the quilt, and it hurt a little when he moved.

At this moment, he was thinking of an incident before he was about to marry into the state of Chu. The nuns who taught him said that if the lord of the state of Chu is not capable, he should not show it as a married bride.

He doesn't need to put on an act now, the fact that he is in pain is enough to prove how miserable last night was.

Shen Yuhan was so hungry that she still got up to take a shower. All her movements were slow, and she often slowed down a bit when she did anything. Even going to the bathroom was uncomfortable.

It turned out to be like this between men and men. He didn't look forward to the next time at all. There should be no such thing as a bridal chamber when married.

He looked at the time, it was almost time for lunch, and he spent a lot of time washing up.

He rummaged through the closet to find a high-necked dress and put it on, covering his neck as much as possible. When others saw it, they were not ashamed, but he was ashamed, and he knew what he had done at a glance.

As soon as Shen Yuhan put on his trousers, the door was pushed open from the outside. As soon as Shen Yuhan looked up, he saw his husband's face. There was still a little imprint on his face from last night, and he was not alone. People are miserable.

But at this point, his husband should be in the company or outside.

"Honey, you didn't go to work?"

Shen Yuhan first pulled his collar in front of the mirror, but found that it was useless, as it couldn't cover the marks on his neck.

Shan Qihuan shook his head and said, "I won't go to the company today, I'll go out when I have something to do." Seeing that he was still doing useless work, he couldn't help but pull people away, "Don't hide it, you won't go out today, and there is no one else at home."

Shen Yuhan glanced at him and whispered, "It's all your fault."

"What's my fault? I have to blame you. You know how to seduce me every day, little goblin." Shan Qihuan was going on a business trip today, but he still stayed at home first. If he knew that he would leave after eating, Shen Yu Han, this idiot had to cry for a long time, and he cried very hard last night.

He shook Shan Qihuan's hand: "I'm ignoring you." Shen Yuhan resorted to his own tricks.

Shan Qihuan is in a very good mood today, so he won't hate him: "Okay, blame me."

When eating in the restaurant, there is a soft cushion on the chair Shen Yuhan often sits on.

In the afternoon, Shan Qihuan did what he said, he didn't go anywhere, he took a nap with Shen Yuhan at home, but he didn't sleep in the room, but on the small couch in Shen Yuhan's study, he thought, finally The one who can enjoy it is obviously Shen Yuhan.

As soon as he was half-lying here at noon, Shen Yuhan clung to him and said softly, "Honey, why don't you hug me for a nap, my body hurts a bit."

"Okay, if I don't hug you, it's because I was too strong last night." Shan Qihuan pulled him into his arms and let him pillow his arm, the little clingy became more and more clingy.

Shen Yuhan hit his chest with his forehead and buried his face in his chest: "Don't mention it."

Shan Qihuan laughed lightly and patted him on the back: "Go to sleep, I won't tease you anymore."

His wife is fragrant and soft, comfortable to hold, and weighs nothing, so he doesn't feel uncomfortable when pressed.

After the two of them slept together on the small couch for an hour, the vibrating sound of Shan Qihuan's cell phone broke their peaceful afternoon.

Shen Yuhan frowned, squinted and asked him, "Who is it?"

Shan Qihuan gently released him, and said in a low voice: "You sleep a little longer, it's Big Brother's call, I'll go out and answer it."

Shen Yuhan turned over and hugged the blanket and continued to squint, while Shan Qihuan left the study and went to the door to answer the phone, while looking at the figure on the bed.

The call was still from his elder brother, but this time there was really a disturbing news. I am afraid that there are no quiet days these days.

It turned out that Shan Tianfeng had been feeling unwell for the past two days, and he went to the hospital for an in-depth examination during the reexamination of his leg injury, and the doctor gave a preliminary diagnosis that he might have cancer.

The emergence of this news will undoubtedly break the delicate balance of the Shan family.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-04-0212:02:15~2021-04-0312:05:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: one of Shen Jintai's farts;

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