Dressed as a fake young master of a wealthy family

Xu Xiyan had a dream.

He dreamed that Chen Anyan posted his fruit photos on the Internet, attracting many muscular men like Jiang You, who moved him away like ants moving house.

Then the muscular men chirped him one by one, and immediately his body was densely covered with small strawberries. When he was about to vomit, he realized that these muscular men had the same face, Jiang You's face!

He literally threw up.

He scolded Chen Anyan for being an idiot and not a human being, all the photos were posted, and he didn't pick and choose the website!

Fuck!

Xu Xiyan stomped hard and woke herself up with a bang.

He opened his eyes in a daze, only to realize that he was in the hospital when the smell of disinfectant entered his eyes.

He closed his eyes and took it easy, thinking of the heavy-tasting spring dream just now, a disgusting energy emerged spontaneously.

Xu Xiyan retched and didn't get it out, so he could only curse again: "Fuck."

As soon as he finished cursing, Xu Xiyan heard a light, cold snort.

Ok?

Why is this recipe so familiar?

Xu Xiyan opened his eyes, the Chen Anyan who sold him in the dream was looking at him with a half-smile.

Xu Xiyan was immersed in the resentment in the dream, and glared at him bitterly: "...

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he regained his sanity and immediately shut up.

He turned his face away, thinking how could Chen Anyan be here.

And Chen Anyan added slowly: "A dog is not a human being."

Xu Xiyan frowned, subconsciously took a breath, and the habit of talking in sleep also passed through by the way?

A certain person refused to let go: "You are scolding me."

Xu Xiyan collected his expression and looked at him innocently: "Did I tell you? Don't frame me."

Chen Anyan was expressionless: "You can pronounce the words clearly even with the first and last names."

"..."

Xu Xiyan wiped off his sweat, not sure if it was caused by too much struggle just now, or because he was scared by Chen Anyan.

He touched his throat subconsciously, remembering the suffocation of the throat that was strangled by Chen Anyan just after crossing over. After clearing his throat, he said very seriously: "Then I need to explain."

Chen Anyan nodded patiently as if possessed by an evil spirit: "Yes."

That expression means 'Please start your performance'.

Xu Xiyan got up and sat upright, with an expression of "Is it okay for me to come to confess the crime now", but his mouth was serious nonsense: "I should mean that you have always been meticulous and forced yourself to work hard, which is simply beyond the reach of ordinary people. thing."

He knows that as long as an employee is thick-skinned, has a good attitude, and blows sincerely enough, even if it is fart, the boss will think it smells like a rainbow.

Sure enough, Boss Chen, who was able to play with him in his hands, raised the corner of his mouth briefly.

Although it was short, it was still captured by him.

However, Chen Anyan quickly returned to his usual appearance of staying away from strangers, and handed him a lunch box.

Xu Xiyan was flattered: "What?"

Chen Anyan didn't have a good face and asked him back: "What do you think?"

Xu Xiyan: "..."

Looking at the lunch box, Xu Xiyan was really hungry. He looked at the time, and it was already dinner time, and he hadn't eaten any grains for a day, so his chest was sticking to his back.

He responded with a grateful smile, took the lunch box and opened it excitedly, but was dumbfounded.

Just porridge?The kind without a single pickle.

It was too much to swallow.

What made it even more difficult for him to swallow was Chen Anyan's cold words: "Don't worry, it's not poisonous."

Xu Xiyan scolded the bitch in his heart for really holding grudges against her mother, but he explained timidly: "That's not what I mean, what I mean is, there are no other things? For example, the egg custard you made..."

Before Xu Xi finished speaking, the salivary glands were secreting crazily, and he couldn't hold back anymore, so he had to stop and swallow a mouthful of saliva.

But the swallowing sound was strangely loud for some reason, like how much he craved his custard.

Well, really hungry.

Sure enough, Chen Anyan looked speechless.

Xu Xiyan lowered her head stiffly, eating the bland porridge.

While eating, I complained in my heart, would I die with some pickles, even if I put a little salt.

Seeing that he was having difficulty swallowing, Chen Anyan explained condescendingly: "The doctor said, you can't eat egg custard."

Xu Xiyan paused, and somehow his powerful brain supplement attribute followed his words to make up what he meant.

Did he imply that he actually wanted to make it for him, but he asked the doctor, and the doctor said he wouldn't let him eat it, so he didn't do it?

He thought so, so he asked, "That's why you won't let me eat?"

Chen Anyan denied it almost immediately, with a teasing tone: "You can really think about it."

He paused, as if he remembered something, and said with a half-smile: "You really can think."

Looking at his mean expression, Xu Xiyan inexplicably remembered the stupid words he said on the first day after time travel, when he imagined that he was Chen Anyan's Bai Yueguang, and couldn't help but feel hot.

Damn, sure enough, getting sick can lower your IQ index.

He buried his head in drinking porridge, chatting with a bastard like Chen Anyan, it would be better to drink porridge.

Chen Anyan, an old dog who specializes in picky eaters.

Chen Anyan looked at his head, which was almost buried in the lunch box, with a part of his neck exposed and blushing, he pressed his lips hard to control himself from laughing.

"Tell me, why are you allergic to tomatoes?"

His use of the word "again" was so spiritual that Xu Xiyan couldn't help thinking of the time when the original owner framed him.

Obviously, Chen Anyan was thinking about this too.

Xu Xiyan was silent, and silently gave the vengeful man the middle finger in his heart, "I accidentally ate it at the KTV yesterday, thinking it was a cherry."

In fact, he knew it was a tomato, but he didn't know that the original owner was allergic to tomatoes.

Chen Anyan looked contemptuous, "It can all be wrong."

Um?if not?Do you think I deliberately framed you again?

It was the first time in Xu Xiyan's life that his IQ was so brutally insulted, he was a little annoyed, "Of course I could be mistaken, the light in the KTV can be regarded as a male one, so it's possible that you think I'm another Deliberately trying to frame you? Think about it, how could I fall twice in a pit, right? "

Chen Anyan looked at his angry but trying to hold back, and said calmly, "That's not possible."

Xu Xiyan: "That's right, definitely not."

Chen Anyan: "I'm talking about the light inside the ktv."

Xu Xiyan: "..."