Dressed as a fake young master of a wealthy family

Scribe the full text of the guide. …

Three thousand words per day.

In order to pray for the emperor, concubines in ancient times would eat fast, recite Buddhist scriptures and copy scriptures. What is the purpose of copying scriptures?

Xu Xiyan tried hard: "Read the full text, is that okay?"

Chen Anyan: "As the saying goes, a bad pen is worse than a good memory."

"Then, after reading and writing [-] words, I will feel after reading it."

"Let's talk about the conditions and recite it."

……What! "

"Save your life."

"..."

After Chen Anyan finished speaking, he turned around and left.

Xu Xiyan was stuck in place, wishing to crawl into Chen Anyan's mind to see what kind of structure his brain circuit had, and how his thinking was so peculiar.

Even such a fresh and refined method can be thought of.

All right, the ancient concubines copied the scriptures to protect the emperor's life, and he copied the guide to save his own life.

Xu Xiyan is not stupid. If he is 15 years old and does not have a poor family, he can study hard. It is no problem to pass the ordinary 211 in the college entrance examination. In addition, the original owner has some knowledge reserves, and he can finish the homework even if he stumbles.

The main credit goes to the original owner.

After Xu Xiyan finished his homework, he had to copy the guidebook.

He rubbed his wrists and turned to the first page of the book.

The first sentence is: [There are PUAs everywhere in life, if you are not careful, you will encounter them. ]

Xu Xiyan: "Look, look, things that exist everywhere in life, how can you blame me when you encounter them, would it be useful to ask me to copy them? Shouldn't those scumbags copy the "Criminal Law"?"

[Especially people who have no love experience are more likely to encounter pua. ]

Xu Xiyan: "What's wrong with being single? Why did you encounter PUA? Even if there is something wrong with being single, what's the use of asking me to copy this guide? Can I get off the list after copying it? If so, this guide shouldn't only sell 100 yuan. Thousands of volumes."

Xu Xiyan scolded while copying. After all, when the boss handed over a weird task, beating the workers was always aggressive and irritable.

After copying more than 1000 words, Xu Xiyan's wrist was already sore.

Xu Xiyan experienced the feeling of kidney deficiency.

He threw his pen on the table as if venting his anger, and wailed: "It's like my body has been sucked dry, I won't write anymore!"

He raised his hand high, raised his middle finger towards the ceiling, and cursed harshly, "Chen Anyan, Lao Tzu, you, you hear?"

That night when Chen Anyan was drunk, why did he help him upstairs, making him fall black and swollen?

Good boy, what kind of Virgin Mary.

After Xu Xiyan finished complaining, she got up and stretched, then turned around and twisted her waist.

Then he was frightened by the pupil earthquake, and he staggered a step back, stepped on the universal wheel of the chair, his center of gravity was unstable, and the whole person fell into the chair.

The unscrupulous boss, Chen Anyan, looked at him blankly with a sullen face.

Xu Xiyan didn't have much experience of scolding the boss and being caught by the boss on the spot.

But in front of Chen Anyan, Xu Xiyan, like a mentally retarded person, often makes such low-level mistakes.

At this time, Xu Xiyan didn't have many brain cells that could think normally, so he didn't react all of a sudden, and stayed where he was, forgetting to close his middle finger.

It's like having kidney stones immediately after the kidney deficiency has not healed, what else can I do.

Chen Anyan raised the corners of his mouth coldly, pointed his finger at himself, and uttered words one by one: "Tai, Yang, me."

Xu Xiyan's brain cells all splintered at once.

He quickly withdrew his middle finger.

He cleared his throat and said sincerely, "I mean, I want to give you the warm and bright sun, referred to as the sun."

After all, as long as the skin is thick enough, the attitude is good enough, the eyes are innocent enough, the tone is sincere enough, and the bragging is hard enough, there is no boss who can't handle it.

Bullshit can save lives sometimes.

Silence, an eerie silence.

Chen Anyan's expression didn't change at all, he looked him up and down, changed his posture and continued to look at him, as if he was watching a duck paddling.

Chen Anyan said calmly: "Oh, it's an abbreviation again, the same as Natural Enemy."

There is no bottom line to tout this move, it seems that Chen Anyan is already immune, it is useless.

Xu Xiyan stood up slowly, pointed out the window, and said to Chen Anyan solemnly: "Look at that piece of sky, does it look like me?"

Chen Anyan lazily raised his eyelids, and looked in the direction he pointed. It was already dark outside, leaving only the bright street lights.

Xu Xiyan: "It's reversed! See it?"

There is a second trick to beating workers to make a living. If you can’t boast, then admit it.

Chen Anyan finally reacted, his cheeks moved, but he didn't say anything, he walked over, pulled his chair and sat down.

Xu Xiyan stood beside him quietly, scolding himself for being cowardly, but at the same time not daring to move.

Chen Anyan looked at the messy table, frowned, and said coldly: "Examination paper."

Xu Xiyan breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that he has passed again.

Bullshit, sometimes it really works!

Xu Xiyan quickly took out a pile of books and handed them to him, then stood beside him respectfully.

Chen Anyan glanced up and down, picked up a pen and tapped where he made a mistake, with a look of contempt on his face: "This can also be wrong."

Hey?Why can't it be wrong?Does the law say everyone has to know trigonometry or something?

He complained wildly in his heart, but on the surface he was humble and obedient: "I'll change it."

After reading his test papers and then his homework, Chen Anyan's face turned black instantly.

Chen Anyan ignored his provocation, glanced at him indifferently, completely ignored his aura, picked up a pen and clicked on his homework, "This knowledge point has already been explained today, so we need to explain it this way."

After Chen Anyan finished speaking, he began to write in his homework book.

Xu Xiyan glanced at it casually at first, but was attracted by Chen Anyan's handwriting.

Xu Xiyan has never believed in writing like a person. In his last life, he looked like a human being. He could score 90 points for his appearance and 50 points for his handwriting.

But now that he believed it, Chen Anyan's handwriting style was fierce, horizontal and vertical, clean and neat, and the clearly square and square fonts were particularly sharp.

Xu Xiyan's eyes slowly moved up, gliding over his clean knuckles, strong forearm, white shirt, almost perfect jaw, Adam's apple sliding with the sound, and finally landed on his opening and closing lips.

It is true that the words are like the person, flamboyant and attractive.

He suddenly thought of the top student in his student days, always No. 1 in the exam, with a cold and aloof temperament, hard to get close to, but with a fatal attraction that made people fall.

Xu Xiyan held her chin and lightly licked the dry corner of her mouth.

Before he could retract his tongue, Chen Anyan turned his head to look at him abruptly, his eyelashes trembled subconsciously, and his brows frowned slightly.

Xu Xiyan: "..."

Although he doesn't want to admit it, he definitely looks like the red-eyed love heart sticking out tongue drooling emoji emoji pack.

The proper nympho was caught on the spot.

Is this the legendary...

Face licking?

Hold!shame!

What happened to being addicted to Chen Anyan's beauty over and over again?

Chen Anyan frowned impatiently, "Is there knowledge on my face?"

Xu Xiyan shook his head solemnly, and blurted out: "No, you are the one who looks good."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Xu Xiyan wanted to slap himself twice.

The corners of Chen Anyan's mouth twitched, looking at him without words, he almost threw the words 'Are you sick' onto his face.

In order to make his sentence "You look good" just now not sound so sincere and sincere, Xu Xiyan put on a foolish expression, and used the PUA skills in the case to learn and sell, and he winked at Chen Anyan: "Aren't you I wake up handsome every day."

Chen Anyan: "..."

Xu Xiyan: "..." Fuck, fail.

Xu Xiyan blinked, cleared up his expression, and spat at himself twice in his heart, not daring to err on the sidelines again, his eyes moved to the homework book.

Pretend nothing happened and correct your homework carefully.

Chen Anyan touched his face, suppressed the corners of his mouth that were about to move upwards, and stared at the homework. Out of the corner of his eye, there were some people's long and curled eyelashes, which trembled with the movement of the eyes, making people itch.

Xu Xiyan didn't take it seriously for 2 minutes, and the cell phone that was placed aside vibrated.

Chen Anyan's thoughts were interrupted, and his expression was displeased.

Xu Xiyan picked up his phone and took a look. In addition to more than a dozen friend applications in the address book, there was also a group chat. The name of the group chat was quite trendy. .

Xu Xiyan clicked, he didn't know the @他人, but then someone lined up behind him.

[Cat Mi]: Thank you Xiyan

【Ruoruo】: Thank you Xiyan

[Little Du Meimei]: Thank you Xiaoyan...

Judging by the profile pictures and nicknames, they are probably girls.

What did he do, a special group was set up to thank him.

[I don't want to win]:?

[Cat Mi]: Today we received a donation certificate from the Shanshan Charity Foundation. We called to ask, and the staff said that a person named Xu Xiyan donated on our behalf.

Xu Xiyan understood, it turned out to be the case.

[I don’t want to win]: The money is yours in the first place, and I don’t need those gifts, so I put them away, so I took them back. I happened to pass by the foundation, so I went in and donated them.

Messages in the group kept popping up, and Xu Xiyan wanted to reply again, when the voice of someone freezing to death rang out: "Have you seen enough?"

Xu Xiyan came back to his senses and quickly put down his phone.

Just as Chen Anyan was about to continue talking, he glanced at the phone, and with a slap, dropped the pen on the desk.

He looked at him with a cold face. Although the firepower in his eyes was not strong, they were extremely deterrent.

"They're all messed up groups."

Xu Xiyan: "?"

Xu Xiyan glanced at the conversation interface, and the two group chats floating at the top were [Waves Take Off] and [Happy].

Xu Xiyan was silent for a while, then suddenly realized and nodded: "Are you jealous?"

Chen Anyan's eyelids twitched, and he blurted out: "I don't have one."

"You're just jealous."

Chen Anyan said angrily, "Who will be jealous of you?"

Xu Xiyan: "You're not jealous of me, you're jealous of them. They forwarded the gifts they gave you to me, and now they all come to add me on WeChat and pull me into their group chat, tsk tsk."

Chen Anyan breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably.

That's what he meant.

Xu Xiyan didn't notice his strangeness, and continued: "In the thinking of you straight men, what's the difference between this and the entire harem being plundered? There is no difference."

Chen Anyan laughed, and suddenly thought of Liu Tang's words, and frowned inexplicably again.

Liu Tang said that like Xu Xiyan, no matter if they are friends or girlfriends, they will never be short of them.

Just after Mo Changan was taken away, another bunch of butterflies came.

Really, I am overwhelmed.

With a cold face, Chen Anyan said slowly, "So, you don't want to work hard anymore?"

Xu Xiyan: "?"

After a long while, he realized that when many girls added Chen Anyan to WeChat, he once teased Chen Anyan, saying that Chen Anyan posted the photo on the Midnight Dating Platform, and then accompanied it with a copywriting like "I don't want to work hard anymore".

"..." I still remember this stupid thing until now.

Look at this pun, this ironic power of every stitch.

Who can't make a double entendre.

Xu Xiyan pursed her lips, lowered her voice and asked, "Is that okay?"

Visible to the naked eye, Chen Anyan's face froze quickly, and the corners of his mouth twitched lightly. Then, he put on an expression of 'you want to be beautiful', raised his hand, and with a bang, flicked hard on his forehead, " Wake up."

Xu Xiyan grabbed his face and covered his forehead and took a deep breath.

Fuck, it really hurts.

The sky cap is about to crack.

Didn't you just play him when he was drunk last time?

How long has passed, as for holding grudges until now?

Xu Xiyan rubbed his forehead, and suddenly his whole body froze, feeling something was wrong.

He turned his head and stared at Chen Anyan with wide eyes.

The Tianling Gai is really about to crack right now.

Baby, aren't you broken?

The author has something to say: Once upon a time, there was an author who joked that it would be finished in three days, but was tricked by readers. What's worse, he asked for the secret recipe for hair growth, but to no avail