Fast travel: the 101st be

Gods and demons have the same root, whether it is a collection of prayers in the world or a collection of demons, they are born out of the world and overlook the common people.

There is no sign of compassion, nor of joy.

Cheng Yan went back to Sanggu and passed through Huangquanling, when he came across a person with a wound on the roadside who was beyond recognition.

His expression was indifferent, he didn't want to ask the reason, he didn't want to ask for anything in return, he just waved his sleeve carelessly, leaving the man alive.

He didn't even stop in his footsteps, just like walking on the road and brushing away the boulders blocking the ants.

Like a god who judges all beings.

The first time I heard Xu Wudu's name was at the Xianmen Baijia Banquet.

Hundreds of immortal sects respect him as the head, leaning over to their ears, all of them want to flatter and flatter, and want to be the only favored by Po Buddha Lord, then their sect is the largest sect in the world.

Cheng Yan felt bored, propped her temples and looked indifferently at the jokes below.

They are all modest gentlemen, but they always like to treat themselves like monkeys.

It was at that time that Xu Wudu appeared in front of Cheng Yu for the first time in a serious manner.

He said his name was Xu Wudu.

The name sounds nicer, Cheng Yan raised his eyes to look at him, there is nothing special, everyone in the world is the same in his eyes, it is useless to look good on the surface.

Just like all horses and all sheep, in the eyes of people, they all look exactly the same.

What made him remember the name Xu Wudu was what he said.

"I heard that there is an unwritten rule in the Xianmen Baijia Banquet. Your Majesty will randomly select a monk to fulfill his wish. Is there such a thing?"

Cheng Yan nodded. It was indeed the case. Cheng Yan didn't have the time to prepare a gift in return, so he randomly picked someone to fulfill his lifelong wish. Fortunately, everyone was quite enthusiastic about it.

"I don't ask for anything else, I just ask you to become a Taoist partner with me."

As soon as he said a word, the scene was silent for a moment, and the rest of the people looked at him like they were crazy.

Cheng Yan casually raised her eyes and looked at this person again.

That night, Xu Wudu was knocked out of the banquet table by Cheng Yu's palm.

Everyone also gritted their teeth at this unknown person who appeared suddenly, because of him, they missed a chance to fulfill their lifelong wish.

The second time was in Huangquanling, on a full moon night.

Cheng Yan stood watching the monsters wantonly, and had no plans to rescue them.

A black figure suddenly appeared from nowhere, "Your Majesty, be careful!"

A swoop knocked him to the ground.

Cheng Yu calmly watched the man on his body prop up his upper body, and smiled, "Your Majesty was too careless, just now a bunch of husbands came straight at you, if it wasn't for me, you might have been plotted against him. "

That husband is a pet he specially brought out from the Devil's Nest.

"To be honest, Your Majesty once gave me life-saving grace, and I have admired you for a long time, and now I also have the grace of saving my life to you, and they all say that the grace of saving life should be promised with my body, Your Majesty, what do you think?"

"Get lost." Cheng Yan moved her lips.

"What did your majesty say?"

Xu Wudu was hacked out by Cheng Yan for the second time.

Cheng Yu got up, and under Xu Wudu's watchful eye, she led the husband and walked away.

Cheng Yan had never seen such a noisy, annoying and lingering person.

No matter where he goes, Xu Wudu can find him.

Either talk to him with words of admiration that can hurt his bones, or try to stand up when he suspects that he is about to be hurt.

Injured himself several times, and then 'threatened' Cheng Yan to marry him.

He was thrown out countless times by Cheng Yan.

The more you fight, the more you lose, and the more you lose, the more brave you become.

Although Cheng Yu has supernatural power, killing a person is like trampling an ant to death, but the law of heaven does not allow him to kill innocent people indiscriminately.

Apart from being a little annoying, this person really has no intention of harming him, and he has no reason to end him with one move.

After living for nearly a thousand years, Cheng Yan felt a headache for the first time.

During the temporary sealing period, Cheng Yan lay on her bed, screened everyone away, closed her eyes and waited for the two difficult hours to pass.

In a daze, I heard someone shout, "Your Majesty."

He frowned, when did this man break in?

The security of the Demon Palace has always been strict at this time, no one can enter, no one can see Cheng Yu's appearance, and no one can know his secret.

He suddenly realized that Xu Wudu was not as incompetent as he appeared on the surface.

"How did you get in?" Cheng Yan's tone was already bad.

"No one stopped me, so I walked in."

It's nonsense, how could there be no one to stop him, not to mention that the manager is waiting outside, even he himself has set up several layers of protection outside the palace.

"But this is not the point now." Xu Wudu smiled, "Your Majesty, it's not easy to wait until you get sick."

Cheng Yu frowned even deeper, he should have guessed that this person pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger had no good intentions.

Xu Wudu pulled one of his wrists and probed, Cheng Yan remained calm, although he had lost all his skills, ordinary people still couldn't detect any abnormalities in his body, they could only detect that he was probably infected like ordinary people The wind and cold are so weak.

Xu Wudu put his hand back under the quilt, "Well, it turns out that your majesty also suffers from typhoid fever."

When he said this, he was smiling, but he didn't mean anything badly, on the contrary, he was a little rejoicing.

He pinched Cheng Yan's cheeks.

Cheng Yan glared at him, "Presumptuous!"

Xu Wudu seemed to have never heard of it, as if he was used to the beating, anyway, Cheng Yan would not really kill him, and now he has almost become an indestructible body of King Kong.

"If you want to throw it away, I'll wait for you to recover." He pinched Cheng Yan's cheek again, "Anyway, I've already pinched it, and I even dare to pinch it a few more times."

Cheng Yan couldn't bear it, but there was nothing she could do, she could only watch this apprentice act recklessly.

Xu Wudu squeezed for a while, and it turned into a gentle caress. He gently wiped his cheek with his thumb, and sighed, "Because you are so powerful, you can resolve danger by yourself, and you have all the precious things in the world." , everyone wants to flatter you, and you don't lack company, so it's so hard to chase you."

"Fortunately, I will be sick, and I will feel uncomfortable when I am sick." Xu Wudu looked at it and blossomed happily.

Cheng Yan: "..."

"You wait for me, I'll make medicine for you, I'm very good at treating wind and cold."

Cheng Yan didn't wait long, and saw that the man really came back with the soup.

He frowned.

Xu Wudu and Cheng Yan looked at each other in blank dismay for a long time.

"Drink, you'll get better soon after drinking."

Cheng Yan didn't move or open her mouth, her face was full of resistance.

"It's really not poison. You are so powerful, can't you see that it's not poison?"

Of course, Cheng Yan could see that this was an ordinary medicine for treating typhoid fever.

Xu Wudu was puzzled, lowered his head and took a sip himself, he thought it was bad taste and hard to swallow.

It turned out not bad, except a bit bitter.

"It doesn't taste disgusting."

Cheng Yan still didn't move.

Xu Wudu thought for a while and had a flash of inspiration.

"Wait, aren't you afraid of suffering?"

Cheng Yan didn't speak, just stared at him.

Xu Wudu seemed to have discovered the new world, and burst out laughing, but when he found this reason, he looked at Cheng Yu again, and felt that he was now like a child who was forced to go to the beam and swore to die.

Pathetic.

"wait for me."

Xu Wudu went out again, and it was like entering and leaving no one's land in his magic palace.

After a while, he brought back a large handful of snowflake-shaped candies.

"Snowflake candy, haven't you seen it before? It's a specialty of your Sanggu, tsk tsk." Xu Wudu saw Cheng Yu's puzzled expression, so he knew he didn't know.

"It's sweet." He tore the sugar off the bamboo strips and threw it into the soup, while stirring the soup that was still hot.

Cheng Yan watched Xu Wudu finish all this, took a sip from the soup pot first, and then gave him a bowl.

"It's not bitter."

Cheng Yan still didn't move, he didn't need this thing at all.

Xu Wudu seemed to be sure that he had no strength this time, otherwise he would have been thrown out long ago, so he ate the tofu brazenly again, "If you don't drink any more, I'll feed you. If you know it's me, what will happen? Hello?"

Cheng Yan was so angry that she grabbed the soup bowl and poured it down.

"This is obedient."

He thought it would still be bitter, but he didn't expect it to be really sweet, the sweetness went all the way to his throat.

"Is it good to drink?"

Cheng Yan glared at him, secretly counting the time in her heart.

Xu Wudu fed him the soup and medicine, and after a while brought vegetable porridge, which was delicious.

Cheng Yan didn't speak, and obediently accepted everything he brought in.

Xu Wudu waited for him to lie down, tucked up the quilt for him, and looked like a virtuous wife. After finishing the work, he didn't forget to wipe the oil again, grabbed his hand and played with it repeatedly, inserting five fingers into the gap between his fingers for a while, After a while, he wrapped his whole hand in the palm of his hand.

"I found that your hands seem to be slightly smaller than mine."

Cheng Yan was speechless the whole time, silently counting down the time in her heart.

"It would be great if you were always so sick." Xu Wudu joked, rubbing his fingers.

three.

"It's strange that I actually wanted to ask you why you didn't hit me this time. It shouldn't be because you accepted me, but because you knew you couldn't beat me this time."

two.

"You said if I kiss you now, will I survive later?"

Xu Wudu failed, he was thrown out by the restored Pofo Lord, from Sanggu all the way to Fusang hundreds of miles away to the east.