Xiangshuai is coming to the painting!

He opened his mouth and said, "The 'homosexual' means a man is handsome, unrestrained and very feminine. I added the word 'dead', just because I am a little envious and jealous. Don't take it to heart."

Chu Liuxiang: "But you explained to me the meaning of being gay last night...and," he dropped a bombshell, "you even admitted that you're 'bending'."

Yuan Ye: "..." This is unscientific, he is a straight man!

Yuan Ye has always insisted that he is very straight, so he said the same thing, and said decisively: "Even if I really said that, it's drunk nonsense and can't be taken seriously."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Tell the truth after drinking, you have fallen in love with me." He pointed to the wound on his lip, with a smile on the corner of his eye, "Hey, what you did last night is evidence, just admit it."

Yuan Ye covered her ears, "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

In view of the stubbornness of a certain person, Chu Liuxiang decided to use any means to make Yuan Ye give up, so when Yuan Ye said that he was going to go home and not play with him, he said: "Then I will live in your house from now on. "

How could Yuan Ye allow this kind of thing to happen, "No."

Chu Liuxiang: "You can refuse."

Yuan Ye breathed a sigh of relief.

Chu Liuxiang: "But you can't stop me."

Yuan Ye: "..." That's really the case. No matter what he wants to do, no matter how he stops it, it is equivalent to a mantis arm as a car...Knowing martial arts is amazing!

Yuan Ye said aggrievedly: "Then you can do whatever you want, I... I don't care, I'm straight anyway."

Yuan Ye ignored Chu Liuxiang, who was smiling all over her face, and went to say goodbye to Boss Zhou. Boss Zhou had already gone to Shufangzhai, and Xiao Wen bounced them off.

Xiaowen looked at his mouth and asked in doubt: "Brother Yuan, what's wrong with your mouth?"

Yuan Ye's face darkened, and he said decisively: "I was bitten by a dog!"

Xiaowen: "Huh?"

Yuan Ye patted his head, "Let's go, goodbye."

Xiaowen scratched his head and said, "Goodbye, Brother Yuan!"

Turning to Chu Liuxiang again, he said crisply, "Goodbye, uncle!"

The smile on the corner of Chu Liuxiang's mouth froze.

Yuan Ye: "Did you hear that, Uncle! Uncle!" He sighed, with a heartbroken expression on his face, "Some people, when they are old, they still want old cows to eat tender grass. It's really a decline in the world, and people's hearts are not old... ..."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

Halloween

After returning home, Yuan Ye devoted himself to the preparation of the new album, and quickly forgot about Chu Liuxiang who moved next door to him.For Chu Liuxiang, an otaku curled up in a moldy room like Yuan Ye is really not a creature he can understand.

Knocking on the door to deliver food, Yuan Ye asked for the nth time: "Isn't it not long since I just had breakfast? I'm not hungry at all."

Chu Liuxiang's face was dark, "It's already past noon! How can you have an appetite if you don't move at all!" In his opinion, Yuan Ye is even more terrifying than those who forget to eat and sleep to practice martial arts, because he may have gone mad the...

So Chu Liuxiang ignored Yuan Ye's protest and dragged him to the street.

If things like shopping are done well, it can increase tacit understanding and intimacy, but Chu Liuxiang didn't choose a good day, which coincides with the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, the Ghost Festival.

There were far fewer bustling stalls on the street than in the past, but there were more vendors selling paper money candles, gold and silver paper ingots. Although there were many people on the street, it was very quiet and deserted.

Yuan Ye slapped his head, "I've been so busy recently that I actually forgot about this matter."

Chu Liuxiang knew that Yuan Ye's parents had both died, so he said, "You want to sacrifice to your parents?"

Yuan Ye said: "Well... it's sort of."

What does "sort of" mean?Chu Liuxiang was secretly puzzled, she didn't ask, she just watched Yuan Ye buy some candles, paper money and other things.

After dinner, it was still early, but people were already burning paper at the door one after another.Yuan Ye took out the candle paper money, drew a circle at the door, placed candles, lit the paper money and threw it in.

The words "received by parents" are written on the paper money.While stabbing the paper money with a wooden stick to make it burn faster, Yuan Ye murmured: "You two elders can live there with peace of mind. Although we haven't gotten along, I can feel that you are good parents." , if you don’t have enough money to spend over there, just give it to me...forget it, don’t dream about it, such a big stack should be enough..." The memory left by the original owner is not very clear, even his parents In fact, I can't remember his face clearly, but since he took over his body, he must do something for him, which can be regarded as psychological comfort.

Yuan Ye stared closely at the firelight, his pale face looked very calm under the reflection of the firelight.

Chu Liuxiang looked at him quietly, and was about to pat him on the shoulder and say "sorry", when Yuan Ye sighed calmly, took out a thicker stack of paper money, and drew another circle on the side.

Chu Liuxiang wondered, "Who is this for? Why didn't you write the name?"

In fact, burning paper money to the original owner's parents was just a matter of passing, his main purpose was...

Yuan Ye was expressionless, and smiled strangely, "It was burned for Yuan Ye."

Chu Liuxiang: "...!!"

At this moment, the sky dimmed and night fell, clusters of flames danced in the darkness, and the flickering flames reflected on Yuan Ye's face, flickering on and off, rendering the smile on his mouth extremely strange.

Chu Liuxiang shivered.

This time it was burned to the original owner. Yuan Ye lit the stack and said in his heart: "Since I can attach to your body, it means that we are still destined. I will burn some paper money for you, and I will pay you." The rent is already..."

After burning the paper money, Yuan Ye cleaned up the door, while Chu Liuxiang was still standing there in a daze.

Yuan Ye stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his eyes, "The soul has returned!"

Chu Liuxiang grabbed his hand and said hesitantly, "What did you mean just now?"

Yuan Ye chuckled, and said nonsense, "I burned this money to myself in advance. What if no one burns paper for me after I die? I don't want to be a poor ghost, so I deposited the money in advance. The bank below..."

If this was a Qiong Yao drama, Chu Liuxiang would probably put a finger on Yuan Ye's lips and look at him affectionately, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself..."

But unfortunately this is not the case, so Chu Liuxiang smiled slightly, "Maybe I will be a poor ghost after I die, and I'm afraid I will have to borrow money from you..."

Yuan Ye was stunned, thinking that the ancients would be very shy about such topics, and then stretched out his hands, "Brother will definitely cover you when you get to the underground, but now you have to pay back the money in advance, of course, it has to be real money."

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

According to Taoism, since the local officials want to celebrate their birthdays and give amnesty to lonely souls and wandering ghosts, in order to avoid the interference of ghosts and gods in the world, a "Zhongyuan Purdue" is set up on July [-]th to offer food, burn papers, and Dharma boats. I hope that the lonely ghost will ascend to the Paradise of Paradise after receiving the gift.Taoist temples in Beijing hold a "Blessing and Auspicious Dojo" every year on July [-]th to pray for "good weather, peace and prosperity for the country and the people".

The Laojun temple in the west of the city was also crowded with people at this time, and there was nothing to do on the left and right, so the two followed the crowd into the Laojun temple.

There is a Taoist platform in Guannei, and a man in a Taoist robe is practicing, holding a sword and waving it around. It seems that it is not interesting to look at it. It is not as attractive as the tribute on the table to Yuan Ye. Ye Lala Chu Liuxiang said, "Go back."

As soon as he stepped out of the gate, he suddenly heard a voice from behind: "Young master, please stay."

Yuan Ye looked back and saw that the one who stopped him was a Taoist priest, wearing a Taoist robe, with a bamboo pole on his shoulder, and a cloth flag was sewn on the bamboo pole, which read "Iron mouth magic fortune".

There are many people who come to offer incense, the crowd is like water, and the magic stick also takes advantage of this time to stroll among the crowd, bluffing the common people to cheat money.

This Taoist priest had a goatee and his eyes were squinted. When he saw Yuan Ye stopped to look at him, he stroked his beard and said, "My lord, your seal is glowing red in the poor Taoist priest's eyes, and you are destined to meet peach blossoms." The phase!"

Yuan Ye glanced at Chu Liuxiang, Chu Liuxiang blinked narrowly at him, and said with a smile: "The Taoist priest is right, I wonder if this peach blossom may bloom?"

When the Taoist heard that the blind cat had met a dead mouse, he said in his heart that there was a door, and rolled his eyes, "This peach blossom is a match made in heaven, a match made in heaven!"

Chu Liuxiang raised her eyebrows and smiled at Yuan Ye, Yuan Ye's face darkened, your sister is a godsend!

Seeing that he turned his head and was about to leave, the Taoist priest hurriedly changed his voice, "It's just that there is a dark air in the peach blossom, which may turn into a sign of peach blossom calamity!"

This time it was Chu Liuxiang's turn to turn dark.

Yuan Ye became interested instead, stopped and asked, "What do you mean?"

The Taoist looked at him carefully, stroked his beard, and said: "Young master has a strange face, he is so rich and honored, he should have met a good wife, full of children and grandchildren, but it's a pity..." He shook his head and sighed, "Young master, I am afraid that you will be killed." Encumbered by debts, your peach blossoms are attacked by evil spirits, my lord, within three days, you may suffer bloodshed!"

Yuan Ye twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that the stick could be broken, so he followed him and said in panic, "Then what should I do? Daoist, you have to help me crack it!"

The Taoist was troubled, "There is indeed a way to crack it. It is the poor way's lifelong wish to avoid disasters for the world, but this reveals the secret... If the poor way breaks the disaster of the young master, it is against the way of heaven, and at least five years of death will be lost." Shoutout!"

This is the usual trick of the magic stick. He was waiting for Yuan Ye to take out the money, and said: "I am willing to spend any money, I just ask the Taoist to save me." ? Daoist will lose his life if he leaks the heavenly secret?"

The Taoist nodded, and said in a fairy-like manner: "However, the young master has a predestined relationship with the poor, and the poor is willing to risk his life to protect the young master from evil, as long as..."

Before he finished speaking, Yuan Ye said sincerely: "No! Daoist, you have a kind heart and a heart for the common people. How can I implicate you in the disaster of shortening your life because of my own affairs!" He said firmly