Open the door and send warmth to the community!

Today's Shanhai community is as usual.

Bai Miao said to the trembling ghost in front of him: "What's your name, how did you die, and where do you live now?"

The ghost said flatteringly: "My lords, I have already registered, and my name is Li Yun. Would you like to see the record?"

The shaggy-headed ghost with a flirtatious fan handed the jade slip to Bai Miao, and Bai Miao glanced at it, and indeed a ghost named Li Wen had been registered.

Bai Miao asked: "When and where was it investigated?"

Li Wengui: "Just last week, Beishan [-]st...no, [-]nd Street."

Bai Miao looked away from the jade slip, and landed on this ghost named Li Wen: "Is it Beishan First Street or Second Street?"

Li Wengui rolled his eyes, and said quickly, "I misremembered, it's Beishan Second Street."

Bai Miao: "Who are you traveling with?"

"This..." Li Wengui was at a loss for words.

Bai Miao said casually: "I forgot all of this? You have to kneel on the washboard when you get home."

Sensing the eye of the shaggy-headed ghost, Li Wengui panicked and said bravely, "Follow, come with my mother-in-law..."

Upon hearing this, Bai Miao threw the jade slips back into the hands of the unkempt ghost: "Where is the woman from? Register."

The shaggy ghost glared cooperatively: "You still want to deceive us? If you don't tell the truth, you will be fined!"

This Li Wengui with the same name and surname was sweating profusely, and then reported his information with a look of despair.

The fluffy-headed ghost buried his head in the registration, and suddenly let out a snort: "Have you been here for almost 100 years?"

Li Wengui hugged his head reflexively, and murmured, "I'm not mad yet, I'm not mad yet! Don't kill me, don't kill me..."

Until Bai Miao and Pengtougui registered and left, Li Wengui still hugged his head and muttered don't kill me.

Bai Miao withdrew his gaze and asked, "What happened to him?"

The shaggy-headed ghost said carelessly: "No ordinary ghost can live in the Shanhai community for more than 100 years. All of them were cleaned up because they couldn't bear the erosion of evil spirits."

Bai Miao: "Then why don't they leave here?"

Puffy-headed ghost: "If you leave, you will still live less than 100 years..."

Before the disheveled nonsense was finished, a shadow suddenly flew from the sky.

The disheveled ghost quickly grabbed Bai Miao and flew away.

"Oh!"

"Crackling--" "Kangdang--"

The shadow slammed down hard, collapsing the awnings of two shops, rolling together with the goods under the awnings.

"What's going on, what's going on?"

"Parabolic?"

Bai Miao broke free from the shaggy-headed ghost's claws, glanced quickly, and found that no one had been hit under the shed, so she looked at the thing that fell.

What fell on the dilapidated shed and goods was a huge round pig. It flailed on all fours and struggled to lift its head up. It let out a clear and rapid howl of "Wooooowah".

Isn't this a locust?The howling one looked like she was beaten and cried.

People in the shops facing the street ran out one after another to probe their brains. The ghosts and goblins watched with a lot of clicks, and the unaware humans were instantly shocked.

"What the fuck is this???"

As soon as the words fell, these human beings took out their mobile phones and slapped the gnat.

Bai Miao: "..."

Then Bai Miao watched the shaggy-headed ghost jump up, stepped on the head of the gnat, and trampled its raised head on the ground fiercely.

It stepped on the pig's head, waved its hands and said, "Quickly clean up the aftermath!"

The demons and ghosts around humans immediately whispered nonchalantly: "Then what's the matter with Shanhai Intelligent Company, why does it keep making these weird simulation models?"

"What kind of thing is this? It looks quite real."

The locust also knew that he had caused trouble, so he quietly collapsed on the ground and pretended to be dead the whole time.

Soon a few people ran out, nodded and bowed their heads to make amends to the frightened shopkeeper, promised to compensate the corresponding losses, and then unceremoniously dragged the locust away.

Bai Miao: "..."

So it turns out that the intelligent robot company is for this purpose!

In the interrogation hall of the neighborhood committee, director Ao sat at the head, Qingqiu and Bi Fang sat on the left and right sides, Bai Miao and the shaggy ghost sat at the bottom of Qingqiu, and several ghosts held long halberds, staring fiercely at the hall. clams and mandrills.

The director and at least two deputy directors are needed for the hearing of the interrogation hall of the neighborhood committee, but Bi Fang, who was arrested to make up the number, was obviously not happy.

"I'm flying well in the sky, you have to catch me..."

Director Ao glanced at Bi Fang, "The interrogation will take a while, and I'll let you fly around later."

Bi Fang leaned back in his chair, raised his head and wondered where he had gone.

The two mandrills, the locust and the perpetrator, squatted obediently in the hall.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

Director Ao asked with a smile.

The gnat quickly raised its head, and there was a burst of rapid "woo wa woo wa" sounding continuously.

The shaggy-headed ghost yelled fiercely: "Speak human words! The director is asking what happened, not asking you to explain."

It's human to speak again.

"Adults, it's not like I'm bored at home, so I came out to relax. Who knew that these two mandrills suddenly appeared to rob me, and even robbed my house..."

As soon as the bigger mandrill heard it, it immediately jumped up and squeaked non-stop.

The mandrill can't speak human language yet, and the shaggy-headed ghost faithfully translated: "It said they didn't harm humans, and this pig is not within the scope of the neighborhood committee's prohibition. And the winner and loser, the loser should give everything to the winner. "

Bai Miao couldn't help but glanced at the mandrill.

I didn't expect that these two, who looked like they were uncivilized, would actually take advantage of loopholes.

"Winners and losers, even smashed human shops, broke the invisibility technique and almost exposed them in front of humans." Director Ao squinted his eyes and glanced at the gnats: "And you, where did you go just now?"

The pig's head shrank instantly, and stammered, "I just... just went for a swim in the river..."

Qingqiu said with great interest: "Swim, how many human nightmares will fall into the water?"

The locust said in a low voice: "It's they who insisted on coming here, and they can't blame me for being trapped by the nightmare..."

Qingqiu smiled: "After living for so many years, you can't even control your own abilities?"

Gnat's gaze shifted.

A cold light flashed across Qingqiu's raised brows: "The neighborhood committee's money was spent on you idiots. Now it's good, the debt has not been repaid, and a new moth has been created."

Gnat is still trying to quibble: "We are also..."

"What era do you think this is? Do you have to blow up the roof of the neighborhood committee to stop it? If you want to die early, just say it."

Director Ao said sharply with straight lips.

The entire neighborhood committee was silent.

The fat body trembled, and the pig's head smashed to the ground.

The two mandrills subconsciously glanced at the roof of the neighborhood committee, then lowered their heads deeply.

Subconsciously, Bai Miao looked up following the mandrill's dark gaze, and unexpectedly discovered that two mandrills, one large and one small, had appeared on the mural on the roof at some point.

Director Ao said coldly: "Don't blame me for not reminding you. Now that you have entered the Shanhai Community, you must know what to do and what not to do. Human beings fell into the water because of exhaustion. Although there were no casualties, five hundred spirit beads were fined." , Three years of contemplation behind closed doors. The mandrill deliberately provokes, destroys human belongings, exposes the gnat, and punishes three hundred spirit beads.

In the dead silence, the little mandrill suddenly raised its head and let out an angry whimper.

The big mandrill quickly covered the mouth of the little mandrill, but the faithful translator, the bald-headed ghost, had already translated his words.

"It said stop pretending, you are blood-sucking bugs, you want to drain our value like ear mice..."

Bai Miao knew almost instantly which ear mouse they were talking about, and he even found it in the ghost-mouth census.

Director Ao didn't distinguish between emotions and anger, and said indifferently: "It's really stubborn. Could it be that I ordered you to do something wrong?"

The little mandrill broke free from the big mandrill's hand and roared.

The bald-headed ghost translated again: "It said they didn't pay a fine at all, and we were forcing them to death."

Qingqiu propped his forehead, and said with a smile: "I don't think you guys are up to the mark, it's useless at all, why don't you cut your flesh and pay off your debts like an ear mouse?"

"..."

The two mandrills choked instantly.

Bai Miao stopped stroking his hair, and the little fox who was comfortably in his arms immediately raised his head to look at him.

Ear mouse meat can detoxify a hundred poisons.

The ear mouse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a deer was as thin as a stick, with old and new scars crisscrossing its body. It was indeed selling some small pieces of bacon at a stall.

Suddenly, Bai Miao remembered something.

"I heard that the meat of the oysters can break the nightmare?"

"..."

The entire interrogation hall suddenly seemed to be blown by a cold wind.

The two mandrills turned to look at Bai Miao in astonishment.

The gnat stopped shaking, his eyes turned black, and the whole pig froze like an ice sculpture.