Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

Gu's father fooled the parrot in twos and twos, and the parrot, who was still reluctant to die, will overcome his fear and take the initiative to express to Yu Zhile that he wants to find a job: "I want the one with a higher exposure rate." Work, the higher the better!" The parrot looked at Yu Zhile expectantly, completely forgetting that he was starving, and forgot to continue to scold Papa Gu.

... Yu Zhile, who witnessed the whole process, was speechless.Even so, even if this is not an office space, Yu Zhile still tried his best to plan his future career path for the parrot.

"The profession with the highest exposure rate in the society is the artist." The premise is that you have to be good-looking enough.You have to look good and be able to play, otherwise it doesn't matter how talented you are, how good your acting skills are, you will be a burden.It's not impossible to stand out if you don't have good looks, but to be honest, it's very, very difficult.

Facing such a parrot who is obsessed with his appearance, Yu Zhile dare not speak too directly.Afraid of hurting the other party's fragile bird heart, Yu Zhile said tactfully, "Can you turn into a human?"

You are Song Yu in the bird, the Lanling King of the Yu clan, if you want to make your debut, it doesn't matter what your body looks like, the key is your human appearance.What's more, Yu Zhile's eyes swept across the parrot from head to tail, he didn't know how much moisture there was in his so-called gorgeous birds.Anyway, from the perspective of Yu Zhile as a human being, the oriole, which has been belittled by parrots before, is more beautiful than parrots.

The whole body of oriole is light yellow, dotted with black. Not only is it beautiful, but it is also a songbird.

Otherwise, the peacocks in the zoo are also beautiful, especially the white peacock, which is pure and beautiful. When it opens its tail, it looks like snowflakes falling and gathers into a fan. Every fan is so beautiful.

No matter how round it is, the title of the most beautiful bird among birds cannot fall on the head of the parrot.Even if it can talk, parrots are not the only species of talking bird.Even if they are both parrots, cockatiels and eclectic parrots are much prettier than him.

Fortunately, the parrot didn't know what was going on in Yu Zhile's heart, otherwise he would have jumped over to scratch the flowers with sharp claws and pecked his face with a sharp beak.Of course, whether the parrot has the guts to say that is another matter.

But now, seeing Yu Zhile's eyes falling on him, the parrot spread its wings reservedly and turned around in a circle, so that Yu Zhile could fully appreciate his beauty.After it was over, the parrot flapped its wings and flew to the ground, taking human form.

Fortunately, the parrot transformed into a human form, although not very handsome, is also pretty enough.Seeing this, Yu Zhile breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time couldn't bear to look directly at it.Because the parrot is the kind of little boy who looks very handsome at first glance, but also a little shy.The premise is that he doesn't speak.

After transforming into a human form, the parrot immediately brought out a water mirror and took a selfie in the mirror: "It's been a long time since I changed into a human form. As time goes by, the years not only did not deprive me of my beauty, but nourished my appearance. Ah, the human form of this bird is really getting more and more handsome!"

How blind is that?

How stupid would it be to say that!Either blind or aesthetic problems.

Delicate appearance can also be blown like a stunning beauty in the world.

As soon as the parrot spoke, the shyness on his body disappeared completely, and he became narcissistic.That kind of unruly aura of being the most handsome in the world, I couldn't hide it, and rushed towards him.

Fortunately, the voice of the human-shaped parrot is no longer rough, which somewhat comforts Yu Zhile.

Even so, to push such a person onto the screen, Yu Zhile felt that he was still a little guilty.I always feel that he might cheat my brother.

Fortunately, the parrot raised an objection first: "Why become a human? Although my human form is perfect, but the human skin is bare, not as beautiful as my feathers. The hair is still black?!"

black hair!

The parrot was full of disgust. What's so good about being black and not autumnal? Why didn't you bring the color of his own feathers along with it?This is simply the only flaw in the perfection.

But even if it is a flaw, it can't hide its beauty, and it won't affect one's natural beauty at all.Even though it is also black, his hair is smoother and shiny than others.Facing the mirror, the parrot was intoxicated for a while, and then turned back into a bird.

"I don't want to go out to work in a human form." The parrot had a rare moment of cleverness, and from Yu Zhile's words, he understood what he meant.In the eyes of the parrot, as a bird, his feathers are so beautiful and his body is so graceful, if more people and more creatures are not allowed to see it, it will be a huge loss to each other.

huge!

do you know!

How could he allow such a thing to happen?

After transforming into a human form, everyone sees his human form, so how can they appreciate his beauty better and more thoroughly.The kind of beauty that goes straight to the essence.Facing Yu Zhile's eyes, the parrot bit the bullet and put forward his own request: "I just want to be like this now," saying, the parrot flew to the table, and the water mirror also floated up.He pointed at his handsome self in the mirror with the tip of his wing and said, "Just use this appearance to appear in front of the public."

Use my best appearance to meet their cheers and applause!

Fine.Yu Zhile has nothing to love in life.He originally planned to push the parrot to become an entertainer, but now that it is like this, he can't push it.Just in time, so that he would not have to think about how to make such a guy who is not amazing in appearance make his debut.

If you like the original form, you can be the original form, and the original form can also be an artist.The last time Wang Huabei came over, she provided Yu Zhile with a new idea.To be an entertainer, you don't have to be in human form, sometimes it's more brilliant to be an animal star.Especially when the human form of the parrot is not outstanding.

However, the parrot also requires that it does not turn into other animals when it is on its own, so the restrictions are very large.Can't turn into other animals, as a parrot, he can take on very few scenes.As far as I can tell, there are parrots in the drama, and there are not many in all over the years.

No works, few works, still want to be popular, still want to have exposure, this is simply a dream.

But I have to try my best to help him realize this dream.Thinking of this, Yu Zhile couldn't help worrying.

Fortunately, worrying about it also made him think of a way out.There is an idiom in Huaguo, which is called parrot learning tongue.What ordinary parrots can do, parrots are of course not a problem.In the case of parrots, being an animal star is no good, but being an Internet celebrity bird is no problem.

Talking parrots are common, but when they talk, they can imitate other people, and even parrots that can imitate the characters of major film and television dramas. It cannot be said that there are no parrots, but they are not everywhere.Make a good plan, and being famous is enough to satisfy the parrot's show-off psychology.

Thinking of this, Yu Zhile turned on the phone and played a short section of Gongdou drama that was popular before for the parrot.With the parrot in a daze, he said to the parrot, "Try to imitate the characters in it."

Yu Zhile originally thought that as long as the tone of voice can be half or six, it will be fine.After all, people have high requirements for actors' acting skills, but they don't expect any acting skills from an animal, even if the animal is a parrot known for its tongue.

Who knew that the parrot actually gave him a surprise, not only the imitation of the tone of speech was lifelike, but even the expression was quite charming.Yu Zhile abruptly saw the same disdain as the actor from his hairy bird face.It is nothing more than letting a professional dubbing teacher or actor come over and act by himself.

The doll can act as the agent for Ontology, Yu Zhile thought about it, and finally got his entertainment company to sign the parrot.Of course, it was signed in human form.It is said to the outside world that domestic parrots are spiritual and can talk a lot before they want to go this way.As for the goblin, Yu Zhile didn't reveal a word.

Knowing that Er Shao introduced someone again, he had already tasted the sweetness, and the entertainment company, which Yu Zhile blindly believed in, excitedly sent someone over to take the parrot and the human phantom he conjured up together.

This is another cash cow that is about to thrive and grow into a towering tree.

Driven by professional entertainment companies, the parrot quickly became popular.Even the villagers near the farmhouse came over with their mobile phones and asked curiously: "Hey, is this the parrot that has been staying at your house before? It looks quite similar. Remember, its owner finally found it?"

"Let me just say, that parrot is so slick, someone must have taught it. I said at the beginning that it must have an owner, but you still didn't believe it." I just didn't expect this parrot to become popular, and the speaker sighed. Endless: "When it was in the village before, it was only narcissistic, and I didn't realize that it had this talent for imitation. Sure enough, it is different when the master is around, and the master is not around."

"Is this parrot mature? I've seen a lot of parrots, and it's the first time I've seen one who can speak lines. Look at his tone, it's exactly the same as the actor." As he spoke, the villagers clicked on the video and zoomed in Turn up the volume for those around you to listen together.

From a long distance away, Yu Zhile heard a heart-piercing cry of 'I will definitely be back! ', and 'Bitch is hypocritical', 'Zi once said', 'Confucius said benevolence, Meng said righteousness', all kinds of painting styles, parrots can change freely.Cutting the lines in a second, people couldn't help but yelled at the side.

"It's a show!" The villagers didn't really want to know whether this parrot was the one that settled in the village before, but they just found it interesting and came to share it.Seeing that Yu Zhile was interested, one of the villagers specially told Yu Zhile the gossip he had heard: "Although this parrot has only appeared not long ago, it is now very popular on the Internet."

"Didn't he imitate his lines? Recently, there was a popular variety show where the dubbing teacher came from behind the scenes to the front of the stage to dub everyone live. It is said that he was also invited to participate. You may not be able to tell at that time." I saw it on TV!" The villager's face was inferior to that of a bird, and he didn't have the sighing expression of a bird.

Parrots are developing so well now?How many days has it been?The farmhouse was fun, and there were too many delicious things. Yu Zhile, who hadn't come back for a while, had so much fun that he even postponed his return trip.I originally planned to go back after playing for two days, but now I have asked for leave and played for a few more days.

Since there are enough delicious foods, it will not be boring if you are with friends.So Yu Zhile also paid attention to the parrot at the very beginning, but then dropped his hands and did not continue to follow it.Unexpectedly, the efficiency of the company and the parrot is quite high.While Yu Zhile was surprised, this also reassured Papa Gu, who came over to take a look after hearing the movement after passing by, very relieved.

With so much popularity and so many people praising him every day, it is obviously impossible for this stinky parrot to come back.Thinking of this, Gu's father decided to reward Yu Zhile who contributed to this result: "I'm going back tomorrow, right? I'll cook you a big meal tonight. Whatever you want, Uncle Gu will satisfy you."