Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

Ying Xiao lived a boring life of sleeping heavily during the day and sitting in front of the computer at night watching pornographic videos.

Yes, boring.

Perhaps for other people, especially those who have just started working as masters of yellow appraising, the content of their daily work is to watch these things. It is a beautiful day, so don't enjoy it too much.But for a bird, even if the bird has cultivated a human form, according to his mate selection criteria, Ying Xiao still tends to choose the same kind as a partner.

Ying Xiao's aesthetics are inherently determined. Even if he doesn't form a new family with another owl in the future, he will find other types of birds to be with him. Anyway, it is impossible to be with humans.

What is the difference between letting a bird watch a human romance movie and letting a human turn on the TV to watch the animal world?

Just ask you, when watching the animal world, which human being will feel excited when the photographer captures the pictures of animals multiplying and mating?The same reason can be proved, if you think about it, you will know how boring Ying Xiao will be.He was so bored that he had to drink coffee and milk tea while eating all kinds of snacks, relying on delicious food to persevere.

It's more fun to eat than a video.

You can not only enjoy all kinds of delicious food, but also fill your stomach.

The policeman standing next to him at his post and responsible for identifying obscene objects with Ying Xiao thought that Ying Xiao was not used to the night shift, so he had to drink coffee frequently to refresh himself.Also made a new cup of coffee, but the policeman who drank only one-fifth of Ying Xiao's amount came out of the tea room with the cup in his hand.When passing by Ying Xiao's seat, he couldn't help but reached out and patted Ying Xiao's shoulder: "I heard that you have applied for the night shift from now on?"

Being patted on the shoulder by his colleague, Ying Xiao almost subconsciously turned his head 180 degrees to see who was patting him on the shoulder.Fortunately, at the last moment, Ying Xiao reacted in time and controlled the speed of turning his head within a reasonable range that humans can do.

Fortunately, it was under control, and Ying Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

Otherwise, in the middle of the night, he wouldn't scare the buddy behind him into trouble.Ordinary humans can't think of such a thing as an owl turning into a human being. When they meet a person who can turn 100 degrees or 200 degrees at once, they will just think that they have seen a ghost.

In horror movies, isn't the police station the place where ghosts are often seen?

"Yes, I'm used to working the night shift." Ying Xiao replied politely.He almost scared people, he was a little guilty, and his tone was a little fluttering when he said this.

The colleague who came to talk to Ying Xiao was an old policeman.In fact, except for Ying Xiao, all the policemen who can work part-time as Master Huang are all married and a little old policemen.If you want to become a Master of Yellow Appreciation, you may be able to accommodate your age, but being married is a mandatory requirement.To be honest, everyone was surprised that Ying Xiao could come in.However, I heard that there are some special reasons for the pilot project being carried out recently.

Anyway, after observing this period of time, everyone knows that Ying Xiao has real skills.Among other things, the business ability is really strong.Young people are easy to be teased. It stands to reason that Ying Xiao should be able to react easily after watching the film.After all, he is a newcomer, even if he has received professional training, it is difficult to control his physiological reactions at the beginning.Even though Ying Xiao may like men, it is not that there are no videos of men and women in the videos released by Song Jiande, but Ying Xiao is still calm.

He didn't look like a brat at all, and he was more pure and ascetic than a monk.Even though they have only become masters of appreciating yellow, they are already colder than veterans like them who have been poisoned by various films all the year round.If it weren't for Ying Xiao's lack of inferiority complex, everyone couldn't help but suspect that there was something wrong with some of his functions.

These are all digressions, but in the end, everyone felt that the policeman who trained Ying Xiao at the beginning made extremely sharp comments: this is a natural born young master of appreciating yellow.

Therefore, no one went into the details of how Ying Xiao joined the police station.

In their words, that is, what are you thinking about?Are there not enough cases, or have all the suspects been caught?It's not good to have that free time to do something, people are not vegetarians.

Old policemen, they have handled many cases.He often deals with all kinds of criminal suspects and has rich experience in handling cases.He couldn't hear the guilty conscience in Ying Xiao's words.It's just that the policeman didn't think much about it. Looking at the big can of coffee powder next to Ying Xiao's computer, the old policeman only thought that Ying Xiao was trying to be brave.

Hearing Ying Xiao's words, he couldn't help persuading him: "It's a good thing that you young people are motivated to work. I know you are also rushing to work the night shift to take care of us old bones."

"But the situation in our bureau. Everyone is in good health. What's the matter if the burden is on you young people? What will you do if you are overwhelmed? I see that you have been up for the past few days, and the coffee is drunk every night. Irrigation like white water, it won’t work if it goes on like this, the body can’t stand it. Hurry up and talk to the leader, or come in shifts.” Speaking of this, afraid that the young people will be thin-skinned, the old policeman asked considerately: “How about I Go talk to the captain?"

...whatever it is.

Ying Xiao was speechless, but also looked at the old policeman with some admiration.As expected of a pacesetter in handling cases in the police force, his thinking can diverge.No wonder that no matter what incredible places those criminal suspects hid, no one would guess it, but he was able to find them out and bring them to justice.

Fearing that the enthusiastic colleagues would really persuade the captain and transfer him to the day shift, Ying Xiao quickly refused: "I simply like to work on the night shift. Young people like to stay up late, and they feel refreshed at night. They don't want to sleep, and they can't sleep. It’s better to come to work than to waste time playing games at home.”

Seeing that Ying Xiao's words were serious, the old policeman didn't seem to be lying. Thinking about the children at home, it seemed that it was indeed the case.Just like these few days, he worked overtime and often didn't return until one or two o'clock in the morning, but when he got home, the lights were still on.One of the two children is playing a mobile game and the other is playing a terminal game, and they are still awake.After he finished his supper and took a shower, they were still in high spirits, and they urged him for a long time before returning to the room to rest.

This is probably the case with young people today.Thinking about it this way, the old policeman still asked a little worriedly: "Whenever you want to go to the day shift, just say so, don't wait until your body can't hold on before opening your mouth." After seeing Ying Xiao nodding, the old policeman held himself The coffee returned to the seat and continued to fight.

He still hasn't watched two videos tonight, he's busy.

After drinking a cup of coffee, when Ying Xiao refilled his cup, he saw that the old policeman and other colleagues were still sticking to their posts, and no one left.They said they were working day shifts, but in fact they spent almost all their time in the police station except for sleeping time.

As an owl whose eyesight is so good that it explodes every night, after watching movies for several days in a row, he felt that his eyes were going blind.It's not eye fatigue, but being poisoned by video content.Some video content, really, don't know what to say.In short, no matter which race's aesthetics you use, it's too disgusting and heavy-mouthed.

He couldn't take it anymore, how did his human colleagues hold on?

The more he observed, the more admiration Ying Xiao felt.

Both parties have a good impression of each other and get along well.The top leader of the police station even specially called Yu Zhile to ask him to help keep an eye out. If there are such good seedlings in the future, don't let them go: "Be sure to introduce them to me first, and the treatment will be favorable!"

The bureau was so short of manpower, Yu Zhile agreed, dumbfounded, and even sighed after hanging up the phone, to see how the leader was forced.

A new coffee shop opened next door, and the owner has an orange cat.Nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one is crushing the kang.The one kept by the shopkeeper next door is probably the kind that can be put on the kang and collapsed.Yu Zhile saw it twice when commuting to and from get off work, and was shocked by the orange cat's size each time.

With such a huge body, are you sure you don't need to lose weight?

To be honest, although the fat cat is cute and good-looking, it is really not good for the health of the cat to be too fat.If it wasn't for the fact that the owner of the shop next door was a young girl, who rushed over to say this, fearing unnecessary misunderstandings, Yu Zhile would have wanted to remind him.

It was hard to endure it.Yu Zhile found that although the weather was very hot and the cat was very old, the orange cat was still unrestrained and loved basking in the sun all his life.Every morning, it lay unshakably lying on the sunny place at the door for sunbathing, until it was carried back by the shopkeeper next door, and it kept meowing.It stretched its body, trying to jump back from the owner's arms and continue photosynthesis.

As it is now.

"Your Majesty, I really can't sunbathe anymore, you will suffer from heatstroke. You don't want to go to the hospital either, right? I prepared delicious dried fish and Miaoxian Bao for you. Don't you want to try it?"

The shopkeeper next door tried his best to coax the cat, hearing the name of the food, the orange cat seemed to be appeased, no longer struggled, and obediently lay in the arms of the shopkeeper next door, condescendingly meowed, expressing my approval , no more calls.

Hearing this movement, Yu Zhile couldn't help shaking his head.Although I often hear all kinds of pet names for the masters from the shit-shoveling officers on the Internet, and there are some more shameful ones, but in reality, this is the first time Yu Zhile has heard someone call her cat Your Majesty.Don't you usually choose a name, just call it by name, and if you are more pampered, call it by nickname or something?

But the cat's coat is golden, which is worthy of the name.Yu Zhile recalled the cute appearance of the orange cat, and felt that if he had such a cat, let alone call him His Majesty, as long as the cat likes it, he can call it whatever he wants, it's fine.

However, he has lived for more than [-] years, and until now he is still a lonely person without favor.

Some people are beautiful on the surface, but secretly even a cat is greedy for others.Thinking of this, Yu Zhile couldn't help but shed bitter tears for herself.

The only way to relieve worries is to work.Work, work, work away your worries!

Just when Yu Zhile was thinking this way, before he could sort out the documents, a quiet girl walked into the shop.

The girl wore a sleeveless white dress and tied a ponytail.With a pure appearance and a harmless temperament, it is probably the kind of first love face that people often say on the Internet.The most special thing is that although she doesn't wear glasses, the girl still looks like she has an indescribable bookish smell.It's like being nurtured by a scholarly family.

"Hello, is this the Laid-off Fairy Re-employment Animal Branch?"

There is no door plaque on the outside of the small building, only a simple house number.

This is also a last resort.After all, the nature of the department determines that this department cannot write their names on the forehead carelessly.

It's fine if you don't write it, but if you do, it won't be troublesome for the fairies to find it, but if the nearby humans see it, they will probably regard this place as a crazy house.

If this is really the case, Yu Zhile, who usually goes in and out of the small building, is facing the strange gazes of the people around him, so one can imagine the pressure he has to bear.In order for the staff not to resign in the middle of work, the above also took great pains.Fortunately, the house number is unique, for the fairies, this is completely enough.

The girl who came in was probably cautious, so she specifically asked one more question.Thinking of this, Yu Zhile quickly gave an affirmative answer, and asked, "Are you looking for a job?"