Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

Yu Zhile was full of anticipation.He is not addicted to games, but occasionally when he is free, he will play two games for entertainment.Yu Zhile has played several popular games on the market, even if he has never played them, he can get a rough idea after a few glances.No matter how bad it is, at least you can tell if you win or lose.He can also tell how a person's skills are, whether they are good or not.

At the very beginning, when the demon panda was typing on the keyboard in such a majestic manner, Yu Zhile didn't feel that something was wrong, but only thought that this one was going to win.Among other things, the aura of the panda demon is exactly what a general who has won every battle and returned from victory should have.

Thousands of troops can win, let alone just a small game, right?

Unexpectedly, just when Yu Zhile was thinking this way, he saw the panda demon take a leap, and before his teammates rushed over, he precisely landed in the pile of little monsters next to him, and was finally taken down by the high-attack and high-defense little monsters. Mu Cang, Luan Mu Cang was stabbed to death.From the beginning to the end, the panda demon survived for a total of 30 seconds.

Didn't last a minute.When being attacked by mobs, the Panda Demon frantically pressed his hands on the keyboard, his hands flying so fast.That speed, if professional e-sports players see it, they will probably feel inferior and be willing to bow down.However, he pressed it for a long time, but there was no effective command.Even being able to struggle for 1 seconds was all because of his thick blood volume and good equipment.

"Accident, this is just an accident." The panda demon scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and explained: "I forgot to check the position of my teammates. I didn't expect him to be so far away from me."

All right, you're cute, whatever you say is right.It was probably an accident.Yu Zhile nodded, trying to convince himself, and then he saw that the panda demon was resurrected and stood up again.

This time, he didn't take the initiative to deliver food to the monster, but stood there obediently, waiting for his teammates to gather.

Seeing this, Yu Zhile secretly breathed a sigh of relief.However, he soon realized that he had let go too soon.

The panda demon obediently followed behind his teammates, like a little tail, never leaving.As he walked, his teammates suddenly discovered that the little tail was gone.The teammates ran back to look for it in a daze.Then he saw that the little tail was caught in the branch next to it, unable to survive.

No, you followed me and walked the path I walked. I was all right as a pathfinder. How could you hang yourself from the ground like a pendant on a tree?How can you be so capable and commit suicide in the game?

The teammates who were focused on exploring the way didn't know what was going on, but Yu Zhile, who stood behind the panda demon the whole time and didn't leave, saw everything clearly.He watched the Panda Demon happily following behind his teammates, and then probably thought that walking in a rigid manner was boring, so the Panda Demon manipulated the character to jump forward. Because of the wrong orientation, the Panda Demon jumped on himself in the nearby bushes.The speed was so fast that Yu Zhile didn't even have time to stop and call a stop.

Come on, this is a real dish.No matter how much Yu Zhile tried to deceive herself, there was no way to do it.The panda demon still didn't notice it, and with the help of his teammates, he got out of the tree branch and continued to follow his teammates.

Finally, when we arrived at the place to fight monsters, we met the first wave of mobs.The teammate used the single-attack skill to lure a mob out. Just as he was about to invite the Panda Monster to come and fight with him, he saw the Panda Monster's big group attack move, which knocked out a quarter of the blood of the mob in front of them. At the same time, it also successfully attracted a group of mobs from afar.

It was so tragic that those who heard it were sad and those who saw it shed tears.Seeing this scene, Yu Zhile couldn't help shedding two lines of sympathetic tears for his teammate Jun.What evil did he do to be matched by the system as a teammate of the Panda Demon.

My teammates apparently felt the same way.Soon, the character of the teammate Jun ran away into the distance. He used an escape skill while running, and then disappeared completely on the map.It didn't take long for the Panda Demon to enter the world.

[[One Rolling], [One Rolling] This guy is a dish, everyone should stay away from him.The mobs haven't even killed one of them, and we haven't even met the face of the hostile player, so he killed three times.Playing this game for more than two years, this is the first time I have encountered such a character. [One Rolling] leaped into the pile of monsters for the first time, and was buried to death by the monsters.I will tolerate this, no one has made a mistake, right, if you can tolerate it, you will tolerate it, it's nothing.The second time I was caught by a tree branch, and I couldn't survive, okay, I admit it.That map has a lot of trees, and it is not very friendly to novices, so I will take it as a guide for newcomers.As a result, who would have thought that there would be a third time.There are only three things, big brother!The mobs on the map have relatively high force values. When most people encounter them, they will lure them out to fight them individually. But this brother is fine, he is a group attack.I... I have nothing to say.Really, I can't move him.I don't think anyone in this server can drive this parallel import. [One Rolling] How could he have the face to be called this name?Dare to take this name, why don't you imitate other people's force value?In short, if everyone sees him, take the initiative to admit defeat and escape as soon as possible, don't stay and suffer, it's a waste of time. 】

A Gun Gun is the game name of the Panda Demon. Seeing his name appear on the World Channel, the Panda Demon had no time to figure out what was going on, and was slapped by the word "parallel import".

???

Whoever is in the water should speak responsibly.How can you talk so casually?Fortunately, he still thought this person was nice just now, so he patiently helped him get off the branch.I didn't expect to turn around so quickly.He didn't blame the opponent for admitting defeat and retreating, and took the initiative to hand over the victory to the enemy.How could the other party blame himself in turn? !Aren't those accidents?

However, immediately after, the replies from other players in the world made Panda Demon couldn't help but doubt himself, really, is it his water?

Before he could, he was like this too.The leader also praised him for playing well, saying that most people are definitely not as precise and sharp as him.

The real meaning of your leader's words is probably that you jumped into the monster pile with precision and sharpness, without a single error.Instead of praising your high-end and sharp skills, you are invincible all over the world. Once you lose, it must be because your teammates are too good to keep up with you and fail to cooperate with you in time.

Seeing the bewildered expression of the panda monster, Yu Zhile couldn't help sighing silently in his heart: No wonder this leader is the leader of the zoo, he really loves animals to a certain extent, otherwise he would never be able to act against his conscience Say it.

In the great blow, gradually, the Panda Demon seemed to realize the truth, and he said dejectedly: "I overestimated myself. Let's change careers." Facts have proved that there is nothing he can do about e-sports players and game anchors. competent.

Yu Zhile couldn't bear to see that downcast look.Yu Zhile seemed to see his furry body through the human form of the panda demon, and even wanted to reach out and touch the bear's head.After finally restraining himself, Yu Zhile led Xiong back to the small building, and he asked as he walked, "Apart from playing games, what else do you like?"

"Nothing." The Panda Demon replied wearily, still unable to cheer up.

After entering the small building and sitting down, the panda demon still didn't recover.Seeing this, Yu Zhile, who had already figured out what kind of job a panda monster is suitable for after walking all the way back, suggested, "How about you become a breeder?"

"Breeder?" The panda demon raised his head with puzzled eyes.

"It's the baby daddy, you can go to the zoo to raise pandas." Yu Zhile explained.

Hearing this, the panda demon's eyes lit up, ah!He can do this, absolutely can do it.

As a panda demon, a panda demon who has become a spirit has not forgotten his roots, can still understand other pandas, and can communicate with other pandas.Who else is more suitable for raising pandas than him?He knows all the needs of pandas!Knows better than grandparents.As a panda breeder, he can really do it, and he can do it very well.

Realizing that he was not useless, the Panda Demon immediately cheered up.In particular, there is another advantage for him to be a breeder.That is, he can pave the way for other juniors.In the future, if there are other pandas who are spiritually intelligent, have their own will, and don't want to be arranged for mating, he can still use his identity to mediate between them, rescue them from the fire and water, and keep their innocence.Although it's okay if you can't keep it for a few times, but after a few times, it is estimated that the other party is about the same age, and you can directly arrange to feign death to escape.In fact, if the life span is not up to the age of death, it can also pretend to die of illness.

Thinking of this, Panda Demon spontaneously felt a sense of mission and responsibility, feeling a heavy burden on his shoulders.He must fight for the innocence of his juniors!

"However," the panda demon suddenly asked after being excited: "Being a breeder won't affect me going out to eat delicious food?" What's the meaning?

Hearing this, Yu Zhile couldn't laugh or cry: "Of course, the breeders have holidays, and they usually don't work around the clock." Really work 24 hours a day, no rest time, and usually don't have holidays, who can bear it?

"You can go out to eat after work or on vacation. As long as you have money, you can eat whatever you want, no one cares about you."

Only then did the panda demon remember that when he was in the zoo, the nurses and nurses seemed to have a rest time, and they would not come to accompany them every day, but came in rotation.Moreover, Yu Zhile is right, no one cares about himself.

If you really become a panda breeder, then you and your parents are colleagues. Whose colleagues have such long hands, it doesn't matter whether you have mating period or not.Say you can't eat this, and you can't eat that, even pots of milk and apples must be given in controlled quantities.

Wouldn't it be a wonderful day to be able to drink milk and eat apples to your heart's content under the noses of your parents and nurses? !This is probably what it feels like to ascend from the ground.

Thinking of this, Panda Demon couldn't wait to say: "This job is suitable for me, that's all!" Then, he asked: "How do I go to work? Should I go to the zoo for an interview?"

"Yes, I'll write you a letter of introduction. It should be enough." In fact, there is no letter of introduction, and based on the panda demon's understanding of pandas, there is probably nothing wrong with it.But in the end it is better to have an extra layer of insurance.With that said, Yu Zhile quickly opened a letter of introduction.While driving, he said: "Although the breeder is not a high-paying job, the salary is not bad, and the job is definitely enough for you to enjoy the food."

The panda demon, who was already extremely satisfied, was even more satisfied immediately.As soon as he got the letter of introduction, the Panda Demon left impatiently.

Three days later, in the Shudi Zoo, the parents and nannies had a new colleague who loves to eat apples and drink milk, and especially likes bamboo shoots when ordering takeout.

"Your taste is similar to that of Gun Gun." A colleague jokingly said to the panda monster: "You are like this. It is really the right interview to interview a panda breeder. First of all, the eating habits are the same. No wonder it gets along well with Gun Gun. They all Love comes to your side." Hit it!

I exposed? !

Hearing the first half of the sentence, the demon panda, who was happily nibbling an apple, was taken aback.He didn't have time to chew the apple in his mouth, so he swallowed it directly.Choked for a long time, almost did not choke to death.