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After the meal, Zheng Yuming, who was the only one who hadn't even touched a drop of alcohol, took the initiative to take on the task of sending people home. Together with Liu Qijun, they carried them into the car, and first sent Lao Xia who was closest to him home, followed by Xiangmeizi, and then drunk Jiangyang is like mud.Because he didn't know where his family lived, Zheng Yuming helped him find a hotel and opened a room for him to sleep in, while he planned to send Liu Qijun back.

Unexpectedly, Liu Qijun pretended to be drunk in the co-pilot and refused to say where he lived.

Zheng Yuming's eyebrows twitched. He knew that this guy wanted to get into his house and rubbed his bed. However, he was not used to taking people back to his home after he had just established a relationship, so he decisively called Aunt Liu and asked for the address, and sent him back. .

When they arrived at Liu's house, Aunt Liu and his wife stood guard at the door of the building, waiting to meet the legendary daughter-in-law.

Aunt Liu told her husband: "When you meet someone later, be more polite. That's my client, do you understand?"

Uncle Liu had a bitter face: "Didn't you just say that she might be our daughter-in-law?"

"That's possible, maybe you understand?" Aunt Liu gave him a white look, "The customer is a sure identity, and it is related to my commission!"

"Honey, how should I greet people?"

"It's good to be normal."

Uncle Liu: "..." You have been entreating me for so long, but co-authoring makes me feel at ease?I can get up normally!

After waiting for a while, a silver-gray car stopped in front of him.Aunt Liu took two steps forward and saw her son lying on the co-pilot, she stretched out her finger bones and knocked on the car window.

Zheng Yuming opened the car door and walked down, and greeted first: "Auntie."

"Xiao Zheng, my Qi Jun has caused you trouble, right? It's so late at night, I'm really bothering you." Aunt Liu apologized again and again, and couldn't help but glance at him.

The last time the two met was at a dating agency, Zheng Yuming was dressed in a suit and looked upright, but today he was so casual and sunny, which immediately caught her eye.Emma, ​​no wonder you are so demanding. Your level is really good. How did this little bastard Liu Qijun take him down?

"No trouble." Zheng Yuming said politely, opened the car door, put Liu Qijun's arm on his shoulder and dragged him out.

Liu Qijun was taller and heavier than him, and he drank again, and his whole body was pressed heavily on him, and the smell of alcohol spewed out, choking him.

Aunt Liu saw that he was frowning unconsciously, and immediately ran over to take her son's other arm, supported him and called her husband: "Old Liu, come and help!"

Uncle Liu hurriedly ran over to take the man from Zheng Yuming's hands. The latter avoided him and said considerately: "He is relatively heavy, so I'll do it. What floor is your house? I'll help you send him up."

"On the fifth floor, there is an elevator in the building."

Although he said he didn't need help, Uncle Liu helped his son into the building together with him. The three of them took the elevator upstairs together.

Zheng Yuming laughed until his face froze, and finally sent him in.

Without thinking about changing shoes, Zheng Yuming and Uncle Liu joined forces and finally threw the drunk Liu into the bedroom.The two stood in the room panting and sweating.

"Come, come, sit and rest for a while." Aunt Liu came out with two glasses of water and urged them to sit down in the living room.

Zheng Yuming wanted to leave immediately, but felt that it was not polite, so he sat down in a little embarrassment.

Aunt Liu went to the kitchen to prepare fruits and snacks, and Zheng Yuming fidgeted holding the water glass.

Uncle Liu saw his restraint, and spoke to him with a gentle smile: "Where does Xiao Zheng's house live? It's so late, if it's far away, don't go back, stay at home for one night."

Zheng Yuming: "...No need, my house is not far from here, it takes more than half an hour to drive there."

Uncle, we just met for the first time today, and you are going to let me stay at your house, are you kidding me?

Aunt Liu, who just brought out the fruit, also heard these two sentences, and her eyes immediately showed a fierce look: Didn't I tell you to be normal? !Look at what you say!

Uncle Liu felt that he was wronged. How could his words be unusual?

Aunt Liu put down the fruit, sat next to Zheng Yuming, and looked at him kindly, making goose bumps all over his body.

"Xiao Zheng, are you dating my Qijun now?"

Zheng Yuming bit the bullet and nodded: "Yes."

Aunt Liu patted her thigh happily: "Oh, I really didn't expect it. When you saw that you asked me for help, you accidentally made the two of you. What a fate!"

Uncle Liu turned his head slightly and couldn't bear to look at it: Wife, your expressions and movements are too exaggerated to scare people!

Zheng Yuming's face froze, and he suddenly felt that the decision to send him upstairs was not a bit wrong?

Aunt Liu also realized that she was exaggerating too much, coughed dryly, and laughed: "I'm a little excited, don't mind it! That... drink water, eat fruit, come here, eat grapes."

Zheng Yuming politely declined her grapes, picked up the water glass and drank a few more sips, seeing Aunt Liu's posture, I'm afraid she won't be able to leave for a while.

Sure enough, Aunt Liu began to inquire about the affairs between him and Liu Qijun. Although he felt annoyed in his heart, he patiently answered them one by one.In fact, Aunt Liu's question can be summed up in one sentence - you are so nice, young man, why did you fall in love with my son blindly?

Uncle Liu justified his son's name by the side: "Qi Jun is a bit naughty, but his essence is not bad, and he is still very safe in life."

The corner of Zheng Yuming's mouth twitched, thinking that he understood how Liu Qijun's character was formed.

The mother's tongue is bright and lotus has a strong personality and is pressing every step of the way, and the father is gentle and considerate when facing the human body with a gentle smile, but it does not force Liu Qijun into a contradictory personality with honey on his mouth and strength in his hands-some are strong and domineering, and some are gentle and meticulous. Of.

When Aunt Liu saw that Zheng Yuming was a bit reticent, she was a little anxious.

Seeing this, Uncle Liu quickly said, "Xiao Zheng, does Qijun bother you every day?"

Zheng Yuming finally had a break to breathe, and shook his head slightly: "It's okay."

Uncle Liu sighed: "Hey, this kid has that little problem. If he likes you, he likes to tease you, make phone calls and send text messages, and he won't let you be clean."

Not to mention, the father knew his son well, Zheng Yuming would have to wonder if the father and son are of the same virtue, right?He remembered Liu Qijun's text messages from time to time, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "It's okay, everyone is busy with work, and it's not very often."

"Then don't wait for him to be idle." Uncle Liu blinked playfully, meaning, "This kid looks like brown sugar when he is idle."

Zheng Yuming: "..." So uncle, are you telling me to be wary of your son?

Uncle Liu put away his joking thoughts, and said gently: "Xiao Zheng, I heard from my wife that you want to find someone to live with?"

Zheng Yuming nodded, he really intended to do so.

Uncle Liu pondered for a moment, as if he was considering what to say.Zheng Yuming had a premonition and calmed down to wait.

"My son is a vulgar person. He probably isn't as tasteful as the friends you come into contact with, nor is he a successful person..." Seeing that Zheng Yuming was about to speak, Uncle Liu motioned him to wait, and continued, "But to discuss To live, I think Qi Jun is a more suitable candidate. If the two of you can really get along, his mother and I will be very happy."

Zheng Yuming suddenly felt a lot of pressure. Did Liu Qijun's father set him up in advance?In case the two break up later, the old man cannot be blamed.He didn't know how to answer, so he nodded awkwardly "Oh" twice.After finishing speaking, he felt impolite again, and quickly added: "I see."

Uncle Liu seemed a little helpless, looking at him in a daze, he couldn't laugh or cry.

Aunt Liu stared at her husband: "What nonsense are you talking to other children, it scares everyone."

After speaking, he turned to Zheng Yuming with a smile: "Xiao Zheng, what your uncle means is to let you two not feel pressured. Our family is very reasonable. Don't have elders' scruples when you fall in love with Qi Jun."

I know this... You said it at the beginning, otherwise I wouldn't have joked and asked you to introduce your son to me... Zheng Yuming held back the complaints in his heart and nodded.

"That..." Aunt Liu babbled all night, still feeling itchy, and continued to gossip, "How are you two getting along now? Oh, I'll tell you Xiao Zheng, you don't have to hide it from me, even if you don't Take me as Qi Jun's mother, you can also use me as an introducer! Don't worry, if you have any opinions, feel free to ask! I'll mention that little brat later, Bao Jun is satisfied!"

Zheng Yuming's black line, this is really a real mother!

"The two of us... just... very normal." Zheng Yuming was a little embarrassed when he said this. To be honest, he had never been in a relationship before, and he didn't know what it was like for others to fall in love. He just let nature take its course...well, the main thing It still depends on Liu Qijun's initiative.Recalling the relationship between the two of them, they were all trivial matters, and there seemed to be nothing particularly worth mentioning.

Aunt Liu understood when he was hesitant to speak. Her eyes are poisonous. She could tell when Zheng Yuming found a dating agency. This person must have never been in a relationship, otherwise he could write such an idealistic blind date. conditions?But speaking of it, although Liu Qijun has some experience in love, but in terms of success rate...she really has no confidence in her son.

So Aunt Liu quickly asked, what do the two of them usually do.

Although he was uncomfortable with this kind of inquisitive investigation, Zheng Yuming still talked about it with the concept of listening to the opinions of those who have experienced it.Unexpectedly, after more than a month of getting along, it turned out to be "eating, playing billiards, texting, eating and watching movies, giving breakfast and an umbrella, drunk incidents, cold treatment periods, and being together for no reason", and then there was no more.

Uncle Liu and Aunt Liu were silent for a moment, worried about Zheng Yuming's lack of eloquence.Of course, what they are more worried about is that their son seems to be too weak!Do you have the self-consciousness to have a boyfriend?How can you be so hasty!Aunt Liu can't wait to buy a love book and throw it in her son's face.

After the presentation, Zheng Yuming looked at Aunt Liu with some trepidation: "What do you think...?"

"Silly boy, I should be the one asking you, what do you think?"

Zheng Yuming lowered his head and thought for a while, before choking out a sentence: "There is no comparison, I don't know."

Aunt Liu: "..."

Uncle Liu hurriedly came to the rescue: "Ahem, do you dislike this?"

Zheng Yuming looked at the two of them, and replied awkwardly: "It's a bit embarrassing when there are many people."

Uncle Liu and Aunt Liu: "..." How pure is this child!

Seeing that Zheng Yuming's face had started to turn red, Uncle Liu was afraid that if he continued to ask, the child would become rebellious. He was really scared by the two of them and ran away. If he scared his daughter-in-law away like this, his son would cry to death, so he stopped him. The wife who wanted to gossip politely said that it was getting late and it was not safe to drive late at night, so she should go back early—of course, she could stay.

However, Zheng Yuming had already been frightened into a cold sweat by their inquiries, and left hastily.

As soon as she sent the person out, Aunt Liu knocked on Liu Qijun's door: "The one inside is pretending to be asleep, come out!"