So handsome, how could he be a cannon fodder

The angry Canglang River made a loud rumbling noise, like the roar of a giant.The water was tumbling, and the fish and shrimp drifted dizzily to the shore with the current, and white foam floated on the black water.Many mortals living by the river bank were terrified by today's weird scene, and hurriedly offered sacrifices to the priests and livestock, begging the "God of the River" to calm down their anger and not to bring disaster to them.For a while, the whole bank of the Canglang River was full of fire and aroma. While singing songs, ordinary people threw pig heads, cow heads, melons, fruits and vegetables into the water, and the fish in the river were full. But Zhuang Xiangchen's heart suddenly stopped.

Zhuang Xiangchen: "..."

Hurry up and take these animal carcasses away, don't throw them in, okay?

It's not that no one among the cultivators noticed the vision here, but they didn't pay much attention to it.If there is only one place with such a change, it can be said that some treasure or monster is about to be born, but the whole river has become like this... forget it.Those with low cultivation bases don't know why. Although those with high cultivation bases may think that a spirit was born, but for such a powerful cultivator, it is obvious that there is at most a golden core period of cultivation like this. They didn't even pay attention to the appearance of the little spirits.

The most important thing is that, unlike the comprehension practitioners who practice against the sky, although the spirits practice slowly, they are enough to be called "the darlings of heaven" in other respects.They don't care about any demons, except that they may be caught by the suffering master and beaten to death, no matter how much they lie, they will not be punished.There is no such thing as a "breakthrough" in their cultivation. As long as they are given enough time and the energy accumulated in their bodies is sufficient, they can upgrade without any bottlenecks.

This also caused the attack methods of the spirit monsters to be far inferior to those of comprehension practitioners of the same level.But it doesn't matter, killing spirit monsters will be punished by heaven, for example, the heart demon will be stronger, and the thunder robbery will be stronger.

Therefore, no promising cultivator would be free to find trouble with spirits and monsters, unless the other party took the initiative to provoke them.However, spirit monsters are usually some gentle existences, and the above situation is almost impossible to happen.

It's not that things like spirits can't be tamed and used to guard homes, but the prerequisite is that you have to move their bodies there as well.a whole river?Don't say that they are too lazy to move, if the Canglang River is moved away and cause disasters for mortals, the cause and effect should also be remembered on this person.With double superimposition, there will be no further improvement in cultivation in the future, and the terrifying inner demon alone can kill people a hundred and eighty times.

Spirit monsters usually don't hurt people, and no one will hunt them specifically.Most importantly, a river is so long, as long as Zhuang Xiangchen hides in it, who can find out the exact location of his soul?

Just like that, when he caused such a big incident, the whole cultivation world seemed to have not seen it. At most, a few kids from the Qi training period and the foundation establishment period came here and wandered around, but found nothing. The exception left again.

Most of the night passed, and it wasn't until Zhuang Xiangchen really couldn't stand the group of mortals who worshiped gods throwing things into the river that he slowly calmed down his anger.At this time, no one dared to catch the fish on the river surface, even if they were lying on their stomachs on the bank, until the river calmed down again, and they gradually recovered, and then swam back to the bottom of the river to share with their own kind. The food offerings went.

The people on the bank didn't think that the Canglang River was being annoyed by them, but they thought it was because they sacrificed well that the river god master was satisfied that the big waves would calm down, so they simply continued this "good habit" Persisting, Zhuang Xiangchen, who was tormented, was in unspeakable pain, only to feel that all the oily residue floating on the river surface...

That's another story.

Time flies, and after 14 years, he finally grows safely to the point where he can change form.

It's another early spring season, the peach trees on the bank grow more and more densely, and the peach blossoms bloom more and more colorfully.The little lovers who came and went gradually became the newly opened generation, and Meng Xuanhong never appeared again.Zhuang Xiangchen had been guessing about his suspicious behavior that day for a long time. For some reason, he inexplicably discovered that this kid had an almost incomparable magical talent in finding him, and this talent also made the familiar male protagonist in the original text start Step by step it becomes strange.

In the original text, the hero likes to wear white clothes, but in reality the hero is all red.

In the original text, the hero is gentle and kind-hearted, but in reality, the hero has a cold face and a strange heart.

In the original text, the male protagonist is a weak subject, but in reality, the male protagonist is a total attacker.

The water surface of the Canglang River fluctuated slightly, shining silver light under the moonlight. Zhuang Xiangchen's figure slowly emerged from the water. It was still blurry at first, but gradually climbed up to the sky with the moon and reached the most central position. At the brightest moment, it is fully formed.

He stretched out a finger and tapped lightly in the air, and a water mirror appeared in front of his eyes.

As he had thought before, the face in the mirror was exactly the same as his in the real world, with slightly pale skin, single eyelids, round eyes, and a little baby fat on the cheeks.If this appearance is placed on a little girl, it can still be said to be cute, but if it is placed on a completely man's face, it is a standard otaku look.

At this time, the otaku was wearing an elegant blue robe, floating on the water, stepping on the void under his feet, and suspended in front of him was a condensed water mirror, as cool as it could be.

Spirits and monsters don't have spiritual roots, and in fact, creatures other than humans don't.But Zhuang Xiangchen was obviously not an ordinary spirit, he used his thunder god power to quickly create a brand new thunder attribute spiritual root for himself.

He stretched out his right hand again, and this time what condensed in his palm was no longer a water mirror, but a water polo the size of a fist.The color of the water polo looks darker than the water mirror, and there are dark blue electric lights shining all over it.If a normal water polo of this size hits a person, it may only make him wet for a while, not even completely wet.But if you add the power of lightning... Hey, not to mention mortals, even cultivators of the same level will have to be numb for a while.

The cultivation base of the golden core stage is already considered low in the realm of comprehension. Most of the cultivators can only stop at the Qi training stage, and they can't even reach the foundation stage, let alone survive the first catastrophe to condense Jin Dan is here.The Shan Linghan in the original text relied on the fact that she is a ghost this time, and she is loved by the way of heaven, so there is no such thing as a heavenly tribulation heart demon, otherwise she would be regarded as a fairy if she was just a cultivator. I am afraid that the first lightning calamity that Jin Danqi advanced to will kill her.

Zhuang Xiangchen wasn't afraid of Lei Jie, but based on his soul, even if Lei Jie came down, he might run around him and wouldn't even dare to strike at him.

Then again, there are very few cultivators in the golden core stage in the cultivation world. This kind of thunder water polo that can paralyze even the golden core stage for a period of time is really not fun to play.Now at this level, just a little distraction during the battle may result in death, not to mention being out of control for such a long time.

"Hey hey." Zhuang Xiangchen smiled inexplicably, and removed the water polo from his palm.It's best not to let him find out which turtle grandson killed him last time, otherwise...

Now that he has cultivated human form, he will no longer be trapped in this Canglang River.Although it is said that spirits have the strongest attack power in their own bodies, Zhuang Xiangchen was not a spirit after all, and it took him 14 years to become a river. Taste it.

He was going to find the male lead, and by the way, find out what the other party meant by teasing him last time.

That's right, in a depression.Beauty, or np delay.In the beautiful time, it would be abnormal for Zhuang Xiangchen to be so straight and straight.The inexplicable behavior of the male protagonist last time, especially the personality that is completely inconsistent with the original text, has been thought about countless times by him over the years, and it seems that there are only three explanations.

First, the other party really didn't know he was there.

But how is this possible?If you really don't know it's him, normal people will check to see what is causing the trouble, right?But Meng Xuanhong seemed to have forgotten this matter at all, it really didn't fit to clean up, it was a fake sum or something.

Second, the other party didn't know it was him, but mistook him for another spirit or someone else.

However, in the original text, there is no Gongjun who is a monster at all, and besides, the previous Canglanghe has no soul at all.You must know that according to the author of this book's attitude of "as long as he is a good-looking man, he will become the husband of the hero", this is not possible at all.

Third, the other party came after him, Zhuang Xiangchen.

If that's the case, it's tricky.A big man flirts with another man like this.An ambiguous move, as long as it is an individual, it will be wrong.

Besides, to be honest, the current Zhuang Xiangchen has already been overwhelmed by the plot in that book.The teaching is not so straightforward, at least he himself thinks that it is not so unacceptable to face the hero every day or even have sex... The only thing he hesitates is that Meng Xuanhong is no longer as delicate as in the book His body is soft and easy to push down, and he is dressed in white and has a gentle personality. What if the two of them really get mixed up, and he becomes the one who is crushed instead?

Pushed down by a boss?Why don't you just wash it and wipe your neck, it's a shame to the otaku world! 【Huh?